Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Funny Junk ❯ What does Kagome have in her pack? ( Chapter 5 )

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By: LiL_Red

Inu-Yasha: Kagome?
Kagome: What is it?
Inu-Yasha: Why are you carrying that big pack?
Kagome: 'cuz I don't wanna leave it here.
Inu-Yasha: I didn't mean that! I wanted to know why you bring all those
big packs through the well.
Kagome: Well I have a lot of important things packed in it.
Inu-Yasha: What important things?
Kagome: Oh please! You don't wanna know.
Inu-Yasha: Yes I do!
Kagome: You sure?
Inu-Yasha: Yes.
Kagome: well... Okay then.
Inu-Yasha: Ok let's see what you have in your stupid pack!
Later
Kagome picks up a package of noodles and another one, and another one, one more, one more.
Kagome throws up ten more.
Inu-Yasha: So that's why you always got a lot of food.
Kagome picks up three bags of chips two boxes with cookies and one bag of candy.
Inu-Yasha: Ok...
Kagome picks up a teddybear.
Inu-Ysha: What the-
Kagome picks up three hats with different colors.
Inu-yasha: Ehh...
Kagome picks up a talking monkey.
Inu-Yasha: WHAT!?!
Kagome picks up a picture of her cat Buyo.
Inu-Yasha: Cat...
Kagome picks up a computer...
Kagome: Huh? A computer? How did that get over here?
Kagome picks up UNDERWEAR!
Kagome blushes and so does Inu-Yasha.
Kagome: Ooops...
Kagome throws the underwear back in the pack and then she picks up a letter?
Inu-Yasha: What's that?
Kagome: N-nothin!
Inu-Yasha grabs the letter and starts reading: My darling Kagome I have always--
Kagome kicks Inu-Yasha and takes the letter back.
Kagome: Monster!
Inu-Yasha: Hmph!
kagome picks up some t-shirts that says: Ranma 1/2 and Sailor Moon.
Inu-Yasha: Ranma 1/2? Sailor Moon? What the heck is that?
Kagome: Nevermind.
Kagome picks up two cups with hearts on them.
Inu-Yasha: ...
Kagome picks up two cups with Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse.
Inu-yasha: Ehh...
Kagome picks up a lifepreserver.
Inu-Yasha_ ...What?
Kagome: Well you never know!
Inu-Yasha: Mmm...
kagome picks up some chopsticks.
Kagome: Well I don't wanna eat with my hands.
Kagome picks up a picture of Hojo.
Inu-Yasha snatches the picture and says: WHO THE HELL IS THIS!?!
Kagome: Eeeh... one of my friends?
Inu-Yasha glares at Kagome and says: Liar...
Kagome: Shut up! SIT!
Inu-Yasha: NGYYAHH!
Kagome takes the picture back.
Then she picks up some pictures of her and her friends on the beach.
Kagome: Look! Here's me.
Inu-Yasha is just staring at the pictures.
Kagome: Animal!
Kagome picks up a lazergun.
Kagome: Oh! I wondered where this had gotten too...
Kagome picks up five different bathing suits.
Kagome: Aren't they pretty?
Inu-Yasha: Hmph! You're almost never wearing them so how can I judge?
Kagome glares at Inu-Yasha and then she picks up some tea.
Inu-Yasha: You bring tea!?!
Kagome: Of course!
Well it keeps going like that for a while... and going... and going...
and going and going... and going...