Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Feudal Saiyans ❯ Pranks and Appearances ( Chapter 4 )

Inuyasha stood there in the quiet of the woods, where he liked the solitude. Meditating, he sat there with his arms crossed, deep in thought. The hanyou was by himself, until....

A familiar voice rang in his ears. The sound was so sweet to him, like it was from long ago, from happier days.

"Inuyasha..." the voice called to him. The hanyou heard the female and stood up. A familiar shape appeared in front of him, that of a young priestess.

"Kikyo," he affectionately said. The woman smiled, knowing that this would be the night she would drag him into the depths of hell with her, to spend eternity. As she wrapped her arms around him.

Goten walked around the area, rubbing his eye.

"What's going on, I''m trying to sleep," he tiredly groaned.

Kikyo saw the boy.

'Shit.......Inuyasha would have to wait for another day,' thought Kikyo. As quickly as she appeared, she disappeared. Inuyasha painstakingly called out her name, but she never came back.

"I'm going to bed, that lady's crazy," Goten said outloud as he walked to his sleeping bag, and covered up.

Inuyasha sat there, tormented by thoughts of Kikyo, as he went into a restless sleep.

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One month later......

Sango grew a little closer to him since that night. She no longer denied that she had a thing for him, but she wasn't sure it was love. The thing with him may be just an infactaution, or pure lust, but one things for sure....she was attracted to him.

Meanwhile three young and impetous boys got together to discuss tonight's big prank, and the night before the full moon. The young males, who were unsupervised by there parents, got there "supplies" out. Shippo saw all the pranking equipment. The super glue, the whoopee cushion, the chocolate syrup to go with the whoopee cushions, and a really stretchy pair of Vegeta's old armor. Ropes were among the pairs supplies.

"Why have all that stuff just to play a joke?" Shippo asked with confusion in his voice. The two saiyans smirked at each other as they looked at all there supplies.

" Shippo, Shippo, Shippo, it's time you learn how to play a real practical joke, a real awesome practical joke," Trunks stated matter of factly to the young fox demon.

"Trunks is always good with these things," chirped Goten as he tried to pick out the stuff to use for tonight's prank. The people stood there and thought about what to do to there victims of the night.

Kagome walked towards the three little one's and leaned down. She saw the equipment, and paid special attention to the super glue. Images of squabbles between Kouga and Inuyasha went through her mind as she saw the trio plotting and planning.

"Hey guys," she said, making the three of them almost jump out of there skin in there surprise. Goten tried to hide the supplies and grinned a huge toothy smile, trying his best to look innocent above all the others.

"Goten, I saw the supplies you brought out....so who would be the victims of your little prank?" asked Kagome with emphasis.

"I'm thinking Inuyasha, he's mean," Goten defeately said.

"I was thinking about Kouga, his 'Taz" impersonation is just bugging me," Trunks groaned, "I mean c'mon the guy just runs in and wraps his arm around you, it's just irritating."

Kagome took there comments into consideration. The thoughts of what prank would have those two embarrassed to death raced through her mind, as she sat with the boys, scheming with them. Then....

A thought of realization dawned onto her teenage mind. She thought of a prank that could get those two back for all the grief the two men poured onto her. Kouga, who just assumed she wanted him, did get annoying at times with his pick up lines. Inuyasha, not knowing whether he should go to Kikyo to hell made her worried about him all the time and she wanted to get him back as well, at least for a laugh or two.

"I got it!!," she called out. Goten, Trunks and Shippo looked at her with there undivided attention as she whispered the plan into there ear.

"That is a great plan," Trunks nefariously grinned.

"They really need that," Goten happily said.

"Kagome, do you want Inuyasha to wipe your butt with the sharp edge of the Tetsuiga?" questioned Shippo," although it is a good joke."

The three chibis and the young teenage girl agreed on there plan and smiled. Meanwhile, a certain half dog demon walked by them.

The group acted like it was just a normal day, smiling toward him.

'Something's wrong with there crooked smiles, I don't like this,' he thought to himself as he walked away from them.

Kouga then suddenly appeared in a whirlwind and wrapped his arm around Kouga.

"Hey there my love....shall we," he smiled.

"Not yet...maybe later tonight," she grinned, the prank that the four of them thought up came to her mind. Kagome was gonna get her revenge tonight.

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Gohan stood there and watched Sango stand there and looked out toward the forest. He decided to sneak up on her. The man stepped forward, sneaking up to her as best as he could, but.....

She turned around and looked at him with a stern face.

" Don't even try it, Gohan," she said, then she did something that Sango would never do for anyone else, and the fact that no one watched them added to this moment.

She wrapped her arms around him, and gave him a light featherly kiss on his lips.

He returned the affection with a liplock of his own. The man and woman exchanged a series of pecks, followed by them exchanging one long, passionate kiss with there tongue's in each other's mouths. However, this moment was all too brief as a certain half dog demon walked into the picture and saw them.

"Feh!, Do that somewhere in private!" scoffed Inuyasha loudly. Gohan and Sango heard his voice and immediately broke there kiss.

"Inuyasha, that was a private moment," Gohan told him as he let go of her.

"Or a disgusting one," he retorted. The two other people just gave up reasoning with Inuyasha and went on to join the rest of the group.

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Everyone of the diverse crew moved through the forest pass, and found a nearby village.

"I wonder if we could visit there?" asked Kagome to Inuyasha.

"Do you sense any jewel shards?" he replied back in a form of a question.

Before Kagome could respond a whirlwind came by, flying past the group at a fast speed. All of the sudden Kouga has the girl up in his arms, carrying her bridal style.

"Ah, I see that Kagome is not harmed," he smiled as he had her in his arms.

"Kouga would you please put me down?" she asked nicely to the wolf demon. He just sighed and placed her gently on her feet. The others, other than Inuyasha of course, couldn't help but laugh a little at the long black haired youkai's flirting style.

They moved into the small community, where a few shops were, along with fields to be tended to, as was usual in those kind of communitites of that era. No one in the village had a place for them to stay the night, so they had to camp out again.

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That night.....

"Did you send them the letters?," whispered Kagome to the three chibis.

"Yeah, the one to fight Kouga to Inuyasha, and the one for a "rendez- vous" whatever that means to Kouga, both have there letters," whispered Chibi Trunks, who had Shippo deliver the letters. Kagome told them to take there positions on the trees, and they put on a cover scent to delete any scent that the demons could pick up. The female of the pranksters stood there in the middle of an opening, waiting for the two victims to appear.

Kouga appeared first, not wanting to disturb the night, he moved in at normal speed and wrapped his arms around her. Before he could do anything however, Inuyasha appeared out of nowhere with his sword drawn out.

"Don't put your dirty mouth on her!!, You know I can't stand this stupid romance shit!!," shouted the half demon to Kouga. As he went into position, the wolf demon stood his ground, waiting for him to strike, but....

The two Saiyans suddenly appeared behind them, and with one swift, but soft according to Saiyan standards, punch, the two demons were knocked unconscious.

Kagome took the super glue out of her pocket and squeezed the bottle so that a few drops went onto Inuyasha's lips. The vile was tossed to Trunks, who in turn put a few drops on Kouga's lips.

"How come we are putting the glue on there lips again?" whispered Goten.

"Because little one, these two have been fighting ever since they met each other, so we think they should....," she whispered back then her and Trunks put the demon's heads together, so to speak.

"Kiss and make up," Kagome gleefully whispered to the chibi's. Trunks carried the two demons back to camp and placed them inside a sleeping bag together.

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The next morning....

Inuyasha and Kouga woke up out of there slumber and got up. The two unawarely tried to go there separate ways, but neither of them seemed to get where they were going without dragging the other. The two then cast there eyes to each other and the moment of realization hit them.

The two demons cussed, or tried to cuss as best as they could with there lips stuck together, as they were angry at the situation. The two started to punch each other, in hopes to be free of the super sticky substance, but it was not to be.

Another tactic they tried to use was that they tried to pry each other off with there feet, but to no avail, as the glue stayed on there. Then....

Miroku showed up and saw this peculiar site.

"Hmm...I had no idea either of them loved each other," he said to himself, earning a drawn Tetsuiga thrown at him, which he easily dodged. Kagome ran up to the monk and explained the joke to him.

Meanwhile, while the two demons were rolling on the ground, trying there hardest to break free of the bonds of the glue Vegeta looked on at them. He knew that there was something bonded to there lips, but he decided to have a little fun anyway.

"Looks like the dog and the wolf are mating, although I can't understand why," he smirked looking on at the two of them. The others, even Sango started chuckling at the two of them.

"So that's the kind of couples Chi-chi told me about," Goku said, tilting his head to the side.

The two demons were growling and tried to say something. The translations probably were to get the crap off there lips, and that they are going to kill a few little ones tonight, for they assumed it was there idea. After a series of laughs, and the fact that they couldn't possibly laugh any harder Kagome told them to stand still.

Trunks then took a solvent and placed drops upon where there lips were joined. The bonds caused by the glue were instantly broken causing the two demons to fall onto the ground.

"I want to know who was the cause of this!!" yelled Inuyasha at the group. When no one answered he walked off, warning them that they will pay. Kouga was much more calmer about the situation however, as he just smiled at them.

"Even though it was at my expense, and I am a little bit angry at whoever did this.....any chance to humiliate the dog is a chance I am willing to take," he smiled at them, then petted the chibi's on the heads before he took off.

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