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Title: Karaoke Stars
Chapter: 1/0?
Chapter Title: DBZ disaster
Author: Silverwolf
E-Mail: Silverwolf_angel@yahoo.com
Rated: PG-13

Disclaimers: I do NOT own any of the characters from the various shows named below. I DO own a few of the original characters though. Also, I DO NOT own any of the songs in this fic. They are © Copyrighted to their respected creators.

DBZ - © Copyright Akira Toriyama
Ranma ½ - © Copyright Rumiko Takahashi
Sailor Moon - © Copyright Naoko Takeuchi
Tenchi Muyo - © Copyright Hitoshi Okuda
Naruto - © Copyright Masashi Kishimoto
Yu Yu Hakusho - © Copyright Yoshihiro Togashi
Shaman King - © Copyright Hiroyuki Takei

A/N: Ok, I'll admit it. I came up with this after reading WAY too much Shonen Jump. I was also listening to a lot of music at the time and thought it might be fun to do a Karaoke fic. Yes, I know, original... (rolls eyes) But I keep seeing a bunch of really funny karaoke fics and thought I might try it out for myself. Please let me know if I should continue this or not.
Enjoy!
Silverwolf


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Ryoko: Wow, we've sure pulled a lot of people in tonight Ma.

Washu: Yup! (Grins) Good thing Ayeka got the karaoke machine fixed.

(A small crowd of men, followed by a young woman, sit down at a table nearest to the bar.)

Yamcha: So, Vejita, you gonna let Serena drink tonight or are you going to be a stingy old bastard again?

Vejita: (scowling) I'll let her drink.

Serena: (Smiling widely at Trunks) This is gonna be SO much fun. Hey, Kakarrotto. Go pick me up a copy of the play list for the karaoke machine.

Goku: Yeah yeah... (mumbles)

Trunks: Um... Serena, do you think that's a good idea? Y'know, getting drunk BEFORE you go on stage?

Serena: (Sticks her tongue out) You don't know how to have a good time. Just relax or I'll make you do a duet with me.

Ryoko: (walks over to the table) Can I get you anything?

Vejita: Yeah, your number (Grins devilishly)

Ryoko: (Rolls her eyes) To DRINK, sir.

Vejita: (Narrows his eyes) Scotch. NO ice.

Yamcha: Just a beer

Tien: Sake. Warm, please.

Trunks: Um... (looks to Serena)

Serena: We'll share a bottle of Khalua (Smiles at the woman)

Kuririn: Rum and coke.

Goku: (Raising his eyebrows) Kuririn, do we not remember what happened the last time you had rum and coke?

Kuririn: (Blushing) I woke up next to Piccolo. Make it a water, please.

Ryoko: (giggles and writes the orders down) And you two? (Points at Goku and Piccolo)

Goku: Um... (Scratches his head)

Serena: Just give him a tequila.

Ryoko: (nods)

Piccolo: Shirley Temple.

(The group face-faults)

Goku: (Laughing hard) S-Shirley T-Temple?

Vejita: (Laughing even harder than Goku) T-that's a weakling's drink!

Piccolo: (Blushing) Shut up. I only like it for the cherries at the bottom of the glass...

Serena: (Giggling into Trunks' shoulder) Wait till Harmony hears this...

Ryoko: (Trying to keep from laughing) Your orders will be ready in just minute. Here's tonight's play list, in case you want to y'know, go up there and do your thing. (Walks away)
Serena: (Picks up the list) No... no.... no... (Eyes get really big) PERFECT! I'm gonna wait until I've knocked a few back first.... (Grins madly at Trunks)

Trunks: Fuck...

Vejita: What did you pick?

Serena: (shakes her head) I'm not telling. It's a surprise, Papa.

Vejita: It's always a surprise with you. Be it 'Surprise Daddy, I'm on my period!' or 'Surprise Papa, I woke up next to Trunks and I'm pretty sure I got laid' (Rolls his eyes again)

Serena: (Glares) You die now, old man. (Pulls a red plastic bat from out of nowhere and conks Vejita on the head with it.)

Ryoko: (Returns with the drinks) Here you are. Just holler if you need anything else. (Smiles at Serena)

Serena: (Smiles back and winks, mouthing 'meet me in the bathroom. Five minutes')

Trunks: I saw that.

Serena: Nyah nyah nyah... drink your Khalua.

Trunks: (Raises an eyebrow and slams down his shot.) Happy?

Serena: (Nods) Drink another.

Trunks: (looks at his father, who nods) Alright... (Slams down another one.)

Serena: (Grins and pours a few shots for herself, slamming down each one with a smile.)

Yamcha: (Eyes wide) DAMN! That girl sucks 'em down faster than she pours 'em! You got a gold medal winner there Vejjie boy.

Vejita: (Ignores the 'Vejjie' comment) Yep. She's just like her old man.

Serena: (Slightly slurred) Only not as ugly.

(Everyone's eyes widen at this and they watch in complete surprise as Vejita sits there, not saying anything.)

Vejita: You're drunk. You don't know what you're saying.

Serena: No... I... Am... Not... Drunk... HEY RYOKO!!!!!!!!

Ryoko: (Rushing over to the table) Yes?
Serena: (Whispers in her ear and then stands up, shedding the black capsule corp. jacket she had been wearing.) Well, wish me * hic * luck guys! I'm off!

Trunks: Shit... This is going to either be really funny, or really embarrassing... isn't it? (looks to Vejita)

Vejita: Afraid so son...

(Serena gets up on stage and grabs the microphone, turning around as the music starts)

Trunks: No... not this song!

Serena: I want You to know,
That I'm happy for you,
I wish, nothing but,
the best for you both.

Trunks: (Puts his hand on his face and sinks down in his seat.) No... good fuckin' Kami No!

Serena: An older version of me, is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theater? (Makes herself look very innocent as she stares at Trunks, one hand trailing down her stomach)
Does she speak eloquently?
And would she have your baby?
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

Goku: Oh fuck...

Serena: 'Cause the love that you gave that we made
wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, No
and every time you speak her name
does she know how to told me you'd hold me
until you died, till you died
but you're still alive
And I'm here, To remind you
of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
of the cross I bear that you gave to me
you, you , you oughta know
(She spun around and knelt down on her knees, still holding the microphone in one hand as she crawled towards the edge of the stage)

Vejita: (Laughing) Look at his face! (points to Trunks as he stared up from under the table)

Serena: You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well
I thought you should know
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face, how quickly I was replaced
and are you thinking of me when you fuck her

Cause the love that you gave that we made
wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, No
and every time you speak her name
does she know how to told me you'd hold me
until you died, till you died
but you're still alive
And I'm here, To remind you
of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
of the cross I bear that you gave to me
you, you , you oughta know

(Serena pauses as the music gets softer, standing up to her full height again, her long hair sticking to her face as she continues to stare down at Trunks)

Serena: 'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me
and I'm not gonna fade
as soon as you close your eyes and you know it
(She jumped off the stage and into Trunks' lap, smiling at him as she finished her part)
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope you feel it... well can you feel it?
(With this, she rakes her nails down his arm, seeing as his back is pressed tight against the back of the booth)

Crowd: (Cheers and claps as Ryoko takes the mic from Serena, who hasn't budged from her seat on top of her little brother.)

Serena: (Smirks) Did you enjoy the show?

Trunks: (Red in the face) Thanks for letting everyone know that I cheated on you. Can you get off of me now?

Goku: Um, Trunks. We thought she was just doing that to embarrass you. We didn't know you cheated on her.

Trunks: (Goes pale and reaches for the bottle of Khalua, draining it before anyone else can say anything)

Serena: (kisses his cheek) Everything's all better now.

Vejita: I'll bet... (Drains his glass and orders another) So, who's next?

(Another female stands up from the table across the room and drags a male behind her)
Akane: C'mon Ranma! You said you'd do this with me!

Ranma: Christ, Akane, give it a rest! I don't WANT to do this anymore!

Akane: (Reaches for a bucket of water and dumps it on his head) There, now you HAVE to!

Girl Ranma: (Dripping from head to toe) I hate you...

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Okies!
I'm done for now...
Well, I guess we all know what's in store for the next chapter. ^_^;;;
Later!
Silverwolf

'You Oughta Know' is © copyright 1995 MCA music publishing/ Vanhurst Place Music/ BMI/ Areostation Corporation ASCAP