Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Finding the DragonBalls ❯ No Balls ( Chapter 2 )

No Balls

I do not own DBZ or SM

Sorry it toke so long to get out this chapter. Thank you for everyone who reviewed!!!!!! ^_^ just I have a BIG and I mean BIG writer's block in my story Love at First Sight but here answers that I asked about the story. The outers will be put in the story, Darien will die but I don't know about the inners and no other sailor scouts will be will the z warriors only Serena and Gohan and Trunks and Mina are together. Now on with the story!!! ^_^

Bulma, Goku and Usagi riding the motorcycle "It's getting very dark out Bulma can we stop for the night, I'm tired." Usagi asked rubbing her eyes.

"Ok it is getting late." Bulma said, "So now we need four more dragonballs."

"Four more that is a snap." Goku said happily.

'A snap he says there is a lot of ground to cover.' Bulma thought. She stopped the motorcycle

"I'm going to leaves for bed." Goku said as he jumped off the motorcycle "Want to help Usagi?" She nodded.

"Do you guys think I'm going to sleep outside?!" Bulma questioned.

"Well there are no houses out here?" Usagi said looking around.

"Ha it is capsule time." Bulma laughed taking out a capsule.

"No way you can't pop a house out of those whatch-ama-callits!" Goku yelled pointing to the capsule.

"Please they're hoipoi capsule." Bulma rolled her eyes. "This looks like a good spot. Better clear out monkeys." Goku and Usagi ran a few feet away from Bulma. She threw the capsule it made a big cloud a smoke and a big boom sound. A few seconds a house appeared. Goku and Usagi were speechless.

"Well come on in." Bulma said opening the door.

"Are you sure you're not a witch?" Goku asked nervously taking out his power pole and pointing it at her. Bulma rolled her eyes.

"Clap on!" Bulma clapped.

"You are a witch you made night turn into day." Usagi yelled.

"You guys don't even no about lights you guys have a long way to go." Bulma sat down on a chair. She got when to the t.v. "Here watch this." She turned it on.

Someone was singing on the t.v. Usagi and Goku looked surprised and confused and jumped a little back.

"Hey get out of that box you midget!" Goku yelled tapping the t.v. with his power pole.

"Yurrgh.. You guys stink you guys need a bath." Bulma held her nose.

"Bath? What a Bath?" Goku asked he looked a Usagi she shrugged then back a Bulma.

"Eeew! You're kidding!" Bulma moved back away from Goku and Usagi.

"No." Usagi said. They went into and got ready for their bath.

"Well I guess I have help you guys." Bulma said while Usagi and Goku were just standing here confused. "I guess I have to you monkeys c'mere." They walked over to her.

"At least cover yourselves up!" She yelled and Goku and Usagi were still confused. They got in the bathtub Bulma washed Usagi's hair first then Goku's.

"What stuff are you putting in my hair it feels weird." Goku complained.

"Oh shut up do you know how many guys dream of me giving them a bath?" Bulma washed his hair.

"Turn around." Goku turned around "take it off it is in the way." Bulma started to pull Goku's tail.

"Oww don't pull it!!!" Goku yelled in pain.

"Both you guys are bakas you actually that stupid phony tail to your butt." Bulma said holding Goku's tail.

"What pony tail?" Usagi asked Goku shrugged.

"I can wash my own butt." Goku's tail toke the brush from Bulma and started to wash his butt. "How am I doing?" Bulma screamed finally knowing the tails were real.

"Y-y-you r-really h-have t-t-tails." Bulma was sitting on her bed in shock.

"I didn't think you'd be surprised." Goku said drying himself off.

"She doesn't have a tail remember." Usagi said.

"Oh yea." Goku began "I guess only guys have tails."

"No because Usagi has a tail and she is a girl." Bulma pointed to Usagi

"She is…I never noticed." Goku said. (Bulma fell down anime style)

"No no normal guys and girls don't have tails." Bulma explained

'Guys have no no they can't but it's not like I've really seen a guy's naked butt before, I know they had that thing in the front but…' Bulma thought.

"Wait a minute my dead Grampa was a guy but he didn't-'' Usagi was interrupted.

"You guys are the weird ones." Bulma yelled.

"Of course, Grampa was kinda weird." Usagi finished.

Usagi and Goku started to get dressed "oh well who cares." Goku said pulling up his pant

"I take that back weird doesn't even come close." Bulma got up and when to go to take a bath.

"Are these kids for real they think I'm a witch or something." She began "it is like they jumped out of a horror m-'' Noticing Goku was in the bathroom looking at something.

She when under the water (luck there were bubbles) so only her head shown.

"What the hell do you thing you're looking at!!!" Bulma screamed.

"So instead of a tail you have a extra butt on your chest?" Goku asked. (Here Usagi laughing in the background)

"You baka when your older you're gonna realize how lucky you were!!" Bulma yelled. "And it is not a butt…how old are you and Usagi are anyway?"

"How old am I and Usagi, well Usagi is 13 and I'm 14." He said pointing to himself.

"Aahh!!! You perv…you're only two years younger then me!!!" She started to throw things that him. (Usagi is still laughing in the background) 'Next time you pull that I'm calling the cops!!" Bulma said blow drying her hair.

"I'm hungry." Usagi said as her stomach growled.

"Me too." Goku said. "This is food?"

"This bread is soft and nasty." Usagi said as she stuffed a loaf of bread in her mouth.

"This soup is bitter." Goku complained.

"That is called coffee (eeewwww!!!! coffee) "maybe if you guys ever learned how to eat you wouldn't be shrimps."

"Lets go get real food Usagi." Goku started to put on his shoes. She nodded and started to put her shoes on too.

*A few seconds later*

"We're home!!" Usagi yelled.

"That was quick." Bulma opened the door.

"We caught a wolf." Goku said happily.

"And a centipede for flavoring." Usagi held up the bug. Bulma screamed so loud that everything in the forest could hear it.

"Are you sure you don't want any?" Goku asked. Cooking the wolf and the centipede.

"We could cook your medium?" Usagi questioned.

"Don't make me think about it!!" She yelled back to them. Later after Usagi and Goku finished their dinner

"Off to dream land." Usagi yawned.
"At least brush your teeth!!" Bulma told them.

"This bed-thing is gonna be fun." Usagi said jumping on the bed.

"We haven't slept with anybody for a long time." Goku said jumping on the bed too.

"Slept with…you got to be joking. Here is you blanket Goku and here is yours Usagi and here is the floor." Bulma said angrily.

"We're sleeping apart?" Goku questioned confused.

"Duh and if you try any thing you're dead!" Bulma put the blankets on the floor.

"But Grampa let me and Usagi as a pillow…" Goku got off the bed.

"Yea it was soft and comfy…" Usagi got off the bed also.

"You are not using my as a pillow!!" Bulma yelled.

Bulma started to brush her teeth "So it was you kids and your grandfather right? What happened to your parents?"

"My and Goku are not brother and sister and we don't know what happen to are parents." Usagi said getting under her covers.

"Are Grampa told us that he found us and decided to keep us. I guess we were a abandoned us in the mountains when we were babies...hehehe." Goku said under his cover.

"How can you laugh about that…?" Bulma asked confused "They prob'ly abandoned you cause you have tails."

"And you were a abandoned cause you have a butt on your chest." Usagi said.

"A butt on my chest!!! Why you!!" Bulma yelled. " I swear you're saying this stuff on purpose!!

"I just happen to be on summer vacation from school and I'm taking advantage of it." Bulma began "I've got only 30 days to find the rest of the dragonballs I don't have all year like you have!" Then noticed Usagi and Goku were all ready a sleep. "If you guys are going to ask questions ask least wait for the answers."

*Next Morning*

Goku woke up early scratched his head and yawned. Then he noticed Bulma was still asleep and her legs were open.

"Well she is not shaped like Grampa…But I can use her as a pillow." Goku laid his head between her legs he got up looked confused at that part, patted it then he toke off her panties looked here for a seconds confused then screamed very loud very loud (poor Goku ^_^') That woke up Usagi and Bulma

"What…what happen…what is the matter!!??" Bulma questioned loudly.

"Y-y-you've l-lost your ba-ba-ba-balls." Goku said very scared.

"I've lost my dragonballs!" Bulma ran to the table "what the they're right here you baka! Geez you freaked me out! Stop having nightmares will you!!"

Hahahaha…hahaha I finished please reviews I worked so hard at this chapter trying to get it out as soon as I could. Ja ne ^_^