Sea Monkeys

I do not own DBZ or SM I got a new kitty named Garfield but U CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!!!!

Veggie: I'm BACK!!!!!!!!!! Sorry it toke so long to get his chapter out uh…I kinda forgot about it and I was being lazy…hehehe…Anyway here's the story and I still need ideas for my Love At First Sight story and to make up for my laziness I'm writing a new fanfic.

Goku, Usagi and Bulma prepare to begin the second day of their quest to find the dragonballs. But while getting ready an ominous shadow is crawling closer and closer…

"You are so slow what are you a turtle hurry up!!" Usagi yelled at Bulma who was brushing her hair and putting it up in a side ponytail.

" You guys wake up too early!" Bulma began "What is that supposed to mean what are you a turtle huh?! For one thing what's with the familiar and another thing I'm older and much more sophisticated (REALLY long word) than you! So you should both call me "miss"!"

"But what did you "miss"?" Goku asked who was staring at the coffee pot, which was making coffee (duh what would else a coffee pot make??)

"…Nothing stupid!!" "Bulma walked out of the bathroom and pour herself a cup of coffee " Oh never mind, want some?"

"Ewwww it's that bad soup no way." Usagi stick out her tongue in disgust (sp?).

"That bitter soup?! Ugh no thanks!!!" Goku started to walk out the door " What I need is exercise!" Usagi followed Goku out the door.

" HHHAAAAAAIIII-YYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Goku ran to a big boulder grabbed the boulder rolled in out of the ground, picked it up then squeezed it so hard that it broke into little pieces (and I thought getting a hug from Goku would be nice…Miko: I think he'll hug you not so tight.) Usagi grabbed a boulder too then picked it up and the boulder yelled "What? What?"

"Huh?!" Usagi put the boulder (or is it) down.

Goku ran out to Usagi " Y-y-you really did turn into a turtle.

"Dear me…what a fright." The yellow and brown turtle huffed out.

"It's all because she was so slow!!!" Usagi screamed.

"What now?" Bulma walked out of the capsule house. "What are you both babbling about?"

"Huh?" Usagi and Goku looked at Bulma.

"What's with the turtle?" Bulma looked down at the turtle

Goku pointed to the turtle "It's not you?"

"As if!!!" Bulma hollered.

"It looks like a sea turtle…" Bulma began "…But what's a sea turtle so far inland?"

"Pardon me, but if I might trouble you for a bucket of slat water and a spot of seaweed?" The turtle asked politely.

"Not exactly shy are you…?" Bulma walked into the capsule house, then came out with a bucket of salt water and seaweed in it. She put it down right in front of the turtle. The turtle toke the bucket and drank all of the salt water and seaweed " Ahhh…Thank toy…thank you so much!" The turtle started to explain, " I should explain…you see…I'm a turtle-" Turtle was interrupted by Bulma "and what am I BLIND!!!!" Turtle started to explain again " I'm a sea turtle to be precise…but I went gathering mushrooms, don't you know, and…well, dash it all! I took a wrong turn. I've been wandering about for the past year, hoping to find my way back to the sea."

"Wow! That's a long time." Usagi said.

"But you're going in exactly the wrong direction!" Bulma started 2 walk in the house again " And you've gone a long, long, way!" Bulma came back out with a map book "The seas to the south…about 120 kilometers!"

"120…?! Oh dear oh dear…" Turtle said in a worried voice.

"Hey, you want us to take you to that "sea" thing?!" Goku said happily to the turtle. Turtle just shouted in joy "would you really?! Oh jolly!!!"

"What are you nuts?!!!" Goku, Turtle and Usagi all looked up at Bulma "We've got 30 days left! We can't be wasting time on turtles!!"

"You'd rather being wastein it on brushin y'r hair? Usagi asked confusingly.

"Look it's not our responsibility (another REALLY long word). We've got our own quest!!" Bulma yelled so the whole forest can hear her.

"Then we'll go with-oucha." Goku said in a normal tone.

"fine do whatever you guys want!!! But don't ever darken my hoi-poi door again!!!" Bulma yelled angrily.

Goku picked up turtle and put him on his back "oomph!"

"NYAAHHH!!!!" Bulma made a stupid face at Goku and Usagi "I mean it! Never show both of your faces again!!" Usagi and Goku ran south to the sea. "Who needs them?!" Bulma just stood there for a few seconds '….Oh just great I never took there dragon ball away from them…meaning if they never come back…' Bulma turned her head and saw a t-rex just walk by roaring "RAWR RAWR!" Bulma rode after Usagi, Goku and Turtle on her motorcycle "Hey wait up you guys!!! You can't go without me!!!" Bulma yelled at Usagi and Goku. Goku and Usagi stopped running and they all stared at Bulma who just stop nexts to them.

"Huh…? What about never showing are faces…?" Usagi asked.

"I'm just too noble for my own good okay?" Bulma said in a cheerful voice. Goku and Usagi started to run again and Bulma started up her motorcycle again (and there off to the sea) "Oh-oh you got scared all alone huh?" Goku asked.

"Shows what you know…all you guys are to me is a dragonball bakas!"

"Hup two, three, four…" Usagi counted. Not far away there was a big bear with a Mohawk and blind in 1 eye was watching Bulma, Usagi, Goku and Turtle.

"Hhehehehhehe…waiters on wheels eh…?" The big bear chuckled. Then all of a sudden the bear jumps out in front of them "Halt!!"

"Huh?" Goku, Usagi and Bulma stopped. The bear toke out his sword and started to drool "And how did you both know that sea turtle is my favorite dish! Wahaha!" The bear laughed.

"Akk! Give it to him bakana(stupid in case you didn't know)! Gine him the turtle give him the turtle!!" Bulma yelled in fright. Goku and Usagi just stuck their tongues out at him.

" Oh-ho! A wises guys eh? Just give me the reptile…" The bear threated (sp?) "and I might let you two live!"

" What's wrong with both of you?! Give him the bakana turtle!! The world's full o' turtles!!!" Bulma screamed at Usagi and Goku.

"Nyah nyah fooey on youey!" Usagi taunted.

"So…you both wanna be my appeitizer eh…?" The bear held his sword like a baseball bat "Well I do aim to please…"

" Goku can I take this one?" Usagi turned to Goku. He nodded and ran off to the side.

"HYAH!!!!" The Bear swung his sword to the ground. Usagi jumped to the side then behind him.

"Behind you!" Usagi yelled from behind the bear. He turned around " Hehehehe…you're a quick little monkey I'll give you that…hehehe."

"Now's our chance!!! Let's go!!!" Bulma yelled but no one listened to her.

"HYOH!!!" The Bear swung his sword again and this turn Usagi jumped on top of his sword "yoo hoo!"

"arh!" the bear yelled in anger. Then Usagi jumped on the bear's nose " Rock…scissors…PAPER!!!!" Usagi punched the bear right between the eyes. Usagi jumped off the bear "later!." She did the peace sign. The bear fell to the ground "okay lets go now!" Usagi yelled happily walking to them. Bulma and Turtle were surprised from how strong Usagi was "She's…She's that strong…is Goku that strong too?" Bulma asked.

"I say…I do say and he probably is…." Turtle said. Goku put Turtle down and turned too him "D'you really taste that good…?"

"NO!!! th-that is…I mean…they say sea turtles are quite nasty really…absolutely foul…a-hahahaha!!" Goku pick up Turtle again " Yeah well you sure don't look yummy!"

"Phew" Turtle let out a breath. In a few minutes they made it to the sea. Bulma got off her motorcycle and Goku put down Turtle.

"You've done it!! It's the sea!!!" Turtle screamed in joy. "No no argue all you wish…that is the sea!!"

"Who's aruin?" Bulma asked.

"Whoa!! What a wide river!!!" Goku and Usagi yelled at the same time. Turtle got into the water "Really I say such generosity must not go un-rewarded! I'll bring you guys back a lovely reward really! Could all wait there for just a little bit?" Turtle swam off.

"I can't wait to see a turtle's idea of a reward" Bulma said

"Reward??" Goku and Usagi said at the same time looking all confused. Bulma and Goku when into the water, Usagi stayed on the beach trying to make a sand castle, which was just a big pile of sand.

'Yeesh if I knew we were comin here I'd a brought my bathing suit.' Bulma thought staring at Goku drank the water.

"Gleeh!! Who put all the salt in the water!?" Goku stuck out his tongue in disgust. A few minutes later Bulma was drawing in the sand with a stick and Goku was helping Usagi with her "sand castle"

"Huh? Hey Goku is someone out there?" Usagi poked Goku on the shoulder.

" It's the turtle and someone is ridin on him…" Goku said looking out into the sea.

"You two can actually see that far?" Bulma stated "So who in the heck…" Before Bulma got to finish Turtle came on shore with a guy that has sunglasses, who is bald, has a turtle shell on his back, wearing a shirt with letters all over it, holding a stick and has a orange ball around his neck. ( I wonder what the orange ball is…)

" Sorry to keep you waiting." Turtle apologized.

"Aloha~!" The man greeted " Off we go!" he jumped off Turtle's back

"Just what we need…a old man…" Bulma said who looked confused and so did Usagi and Goku.

HA!!!! I'm finished with this chapter YEA!!!!!! You people better review I work hard on this chapter the next chapter is call They Call Him…The Turtle Hermit! See you guys next chapter bai-bai!