Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Its The Way You Go About It! ❯ Yami ( Chapter 4 )

Well, YamiFanner, this is the chapter you've been waiting for....Yami!

Rachel-Evil,stupid,baka brother....

Rach-Chan-Rachel, be nice....nevermind, nice isn't in your vocabulary...

Rachel-(Eating brownie)Mmmm, chocolatety! ^_^

Rach-Chan-Hey! Mom made those brownies for me!

Rachel-(Smirks) You should share, hikari-chan....

Rach-Chan-And you shouldn't tease me when you know I have a chapter to write! This probably won't be the best chapter in the world considering I'm not very fond of Yami, but I'm gonna give it all I got! Hope you like it, YamiFanner!

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So, your asking me about women? Well, I'm not sure I'm the best person to ask, considering I haven't had a girlfriend in over 5000 years.....No, I didn't mean to leave you out of my girlfriend's list, YamiFanner, I just forgot! I wish I was still pharoah, money will make women happy no matter whats wrong with them. All I had to do was give my girlfriend some nice, expensive pieces of jewelry and she'd leave me alone....for five minutes! Women have very short attention spans. They're only happy with jewelry for 1 to 2 days, then they want more. So, having money saved up to buy them things is very important. They also never have any idea what they want. Like my baka sister, Rachel. First she wanted to be the pharaoh, then she ran off with the idiot tomb-robber, Bakura. They're very moody as well, infact, they're the moodiest creatures in the world....No, I didn't say you were moody, dearest! Another thing, they can twist anything you say to make it sound bad, even if its not about them. How do you get girls to like you? Easy, money! They like money, so flaunting your money will get you a girlfriend. That means get yourself a nice car, designer brand clothing, and expensive colonge. Now, if you don't have any money, try being sweet. If you can fake kindness, your in! Just kiss her cheek, tell her you love her, mushy stuff like that. Thats all I have to say I guess. Just remember, money, kindness, and expensive gifts and you'll do fine!

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Well, this one is pretty short too. But then again, these things are never very long. Remember, R and R!