Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ A day at Tsubasa School ❯ A day at Tsubasa School ( Chapter 3 )

~*~Another chapter competed! Enjoy!~*~

I do not own DBZ, but I do own Ranju and Korureenu (Since Korureenu is me) so you have to ask for my OK before you can use them in a story of yours.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

A day at Tsubasa School

Chapter 3: History was never like this, Dare of the new kids!

"OK we'll start off with history today, we need to work on the years of the Namekian water drought of 1803" Ms. Kowaii say picking up her chalk, the whole class groaned, "WHO CARES ABOUT THAT AND WHY WOULD WE NEED TO KNOW?!" Vegeta yelled, Ms. Kowaii turned around, her eyes burning with anger, "BECAUSE I SAID SO AND ITS ON YOUR NEXT TEST SO THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO KNOW!!!" she scream so loud that people on the tenth floor must have herd her which was very load since they were on the first floor, the whole class gulped and returned to looking at the board waiting for Ms. Kowaii to write there days worth of history notes on it.

"Now then" Ms. Kowaii began writing on the board, "Namekian water drought of 1803 happened when a huge earthquake hit and drained most of the water from the planets surface, this led to three years of bad water supply's for the Nameks…" Ms. Kowaii continued talking and writing on the board as she did, some of the kids like Bulma and Chi Chi were taking record of everything she was saying and writing on the board, while the other kids were either passing notes, daydreaming, drawing things in there note books, or were half asleep or were asleep, Vegeta was pretending he was paying attention, he never seemed to take notes or pay any mind to what the teacher said, it was a surprise to him and many of his classmates that with that behavior he got mostly B's and A's on his report cards, he guessed maybe his brain absorbed the information while his mind was wandering to parts unknown even to him.

<Blah, blah, blah, blah!> Vegeta thought in his head and held back an annoyed and bored growl from the back of his throat, he looked over at Kakarrot who looked to be only taking a few notes in his blue note book and was mostly continuously tracing a blue circle he had drawn on his paper with his pen, he was half awake and half in another world at the same time, Vegeta got an idea and opened his black note book and took out his pen, he wrote something in Saiyan-go block lettering and then folded it up into one of those triangle foot ball things, then wrote something on the front of it and then flicked it over to Kakarrot.

Kakarrot was ready to fall asleep, he couldn't even think right anymore or move his pen the way he wanted anymore, he almost fell asleep before something hit him in the head, he opened his eyes and looked down on his desk were a folded up piece of loose leaf paper sat, Vegeta had written "Pass it to Kakarrot" in English letters in case he had missed and landed on someone else's desk, Kakarrot blinked and picked up the paper and opened it, in black ink was a very humorous drawing of Ms. Kowaii, Vegeta had drawn her old looking a tired and writing on the board with the words "Blah, blah blah" in random places around her, on the bottom of the paper in Saiyan-go Vegeta and written a note that said:

Kakarrot,

If you ask me someone should tape that woman's mouth shut!

Vegeta

Kakarrot tried to hold back his laugher, sure it was insulting to Ms. Kowaii and he would never like anyone insulting others, but right then he was just so bored that he would find anything even an insult to a teacher the most hilarious thing on the face of planet earth, he started snickering and softly banging his fist on the desk, he buried his head in his arms and that muffed his laughing enough to were Ms. Kowaii could not hear him, when he was done his face was beet red from laughing so hard and tears from his laughing were all over his face, Kakarrot picked up his own note book and wrote something on the paper and then folded it up and then tried to aim it over by Vegeta but it missed and landed on Yamcha's desk.

<Oh no!> Kakarrot's mind screamed,

<This is not good!> Vegeta's thought

Yamcha picked up the note and was about to open it when Ms. Kowaii turned around from writing on the chalk board to see Yamcha with the note in his hand, "Yamcha!" Ms. Kowaii said shock was clear on her face, "You no the rules, no passing notes in class!" she said placing her hands on her hips and looking at the long haired boy sternly, "Now you march up here and read that note young man, since you have something to share with us!" Ms. Kowaii said, "But Ms. Kowaii I…" "I SAID SAID GET UP HERE AND READ THAT NOTE!!!" Ms. Kowaii screamed, Yamcha gulped and walked up to the front of the room suddenly finding the floor interesting.

Yamcha opened the note which was written in English words and in Kakarrot's neat yet sloppy hand writing, "We're waiting Mr. Yamcha" Ms. Kowaii said crossing her arms, Yamcha sighed deeply and read the note.

"Not only should someone tape Ms. Kowaii's mouth shut but give her lessons of how not to bore her students into a coma" Yamcha read, the class broke out into laughing hysteria, Kakarrot was laughing at all and was right then planning to think up a way to apologize to Yamcha since it was his note and that Yamcha would get in trouble for this, "Thank you…Yamcha you may…take you sit now…" Ms. Kowaii said annoyed and a little angry, Yamcha herd her thought the thick laughing and ran back to his desk, after the laughing sub sided Ms. Kowaii looked at Kakarrot.

"Mr. Kakarrot I know you wrote this note, you think your own teacher wouldn't recognize one of her own students handwriting?!" Ms. Kowaii said glaring at him, Kakarrot just swallowed hard, "As punishment you will do double the amount of Math homework I am going to give out today!" Ms. Kowaii said and went back to the board, Kakarrot let out the breath he was holding, sure he got a lot of homework but at least he was still alive, and a least Yamcha didn't get punished for something he did, <What was I thinking when I wrote that?! Did my boredom make me go temporarily insane or something?!> Kakarrot wondered as the door of the class room opened.

Ranju and Korureenu were standing there in the door way and for the first time in her school career was late to her first period class. "Ms. Ranju and Ms. Korureenu your both late" Ms. Kowaii said looking away from her notes, she went over to her attendance paper "I must have skipped your names during attendance call" Ms. Kowaii said, "Sorry Ms. Kowaii but I was called to the principles office to pick something up" Ranju said putting her stuff in her cubby, Ms. Kowaii sighed, "Just don't let this turn into a habit, you're a good student and I would hate to see your grades drop from lateness understand?" Ms. Kowaii asked, Ranju nodded "I understand Ms. Kowaii" with that Ranju walked over to her desk in the middle of Vegeta and Kakarrot, Korureenu glad that Ms. Kowaii didn't say anything to her walked over to her desk by Ch Chi and Bulma.

"Hey, Ranju! Why did you get sent to Mr. Mononoke's office? Don't tell me you turned into a trouble maker?" Kakarrot asked, Mr. Mononoke was the principle of Tsubasa All Grades School, he was the one who turned it into a all grades school that had grades from preschool going all the way to High School, because of this the school had had many new floors added to it along with new wings of the school for more rooms and other things for all the classes the school taunt.

(Mononoke means "Vengeful spirit" in Japanese, good name for a principle right? Haha!)

Kakarrot had seen Mr. Mononoke a few times when he was waiting for Vegeta to get out of his office after getting into one of his many fights with Yamcha, he was a tall man with the largest mustache known to man and black hair that had so much hair gel in it that it could grease every car and door hinge on the planet and still have enough left over for himself, Vegeta had nick named him "Oil Slick" behind his back, Mr. Mononoke was a nice guy, but if you were a trouble maker he could be your worst nightmare with un merciful punishments of cleaning the cafeteria, writing "I am a trouble maker" a million times on the black board, detention to were you didn't come home on time for a month, and well, the list could go on and on.

"No Kakarrot I'm not in trouble" Ranju said whispering so Ms. Kowaii would not hear her, "Mr. Mononoke just wanted to give me my Best Reader award that's all" Ranju said holding up the paper that hand a rainbow with a few drawings of books on it, in the middle was Ranju's name in bold letters and at the bottom in the right corner of the paper was Mr. Mononoke's name in scripted, "Big deal, you have hundreds of those things, those along with bunches of Best Math, Perfect attendance…" Vegeta said counting off the awards she had won since he had met her, "By the way…who are those boy's in the back?" Ranju asked pointing to Freiza, Zarbon, Cell and Dodoria, "New kids…" Kakarrot said, the new boy's were sitting in the back whispering things and not taking any notes at all for the class.

"They look like trouble to me" said Ranju, Vegeta snorted, "How can they be smart enough to be trouble makers? You have to be smart to be a trouble maker so you don't get caught doing anything wrong…if there stupid enough to be left back so many years then they are no trouble makers…" Vegeta stated, Ranju blinked, just then a blur of white past by from the back of the room and hit the black board, all eyes turned to see the biggest spit ball known on earth sticking to the black board.

"She's gonna go insane!" Kakarrot said looking at Ms. Kowaii who had just put her chalk down and had not turned around, "How can she…she's already insane!" Vegeta snickered, Ms. Kowaii turned around, her eyes glowing a dark shade or red, flames were blazing around her as the vain on her forehead threaten to burst and was it there imagination or had she get a few feet taller? "WHO IS THE LITTLE BRAT THAT THREW THAT TRASH AT THE BOARD?!?!?!?!" she screamed her voice horse, the kids in the room had covered there ears with there hands to keep from getting there ears hurt from the loud screaming, outside more then a few car alarms were going off.

"WELL ANSWER ME! WHO WAS THE LITTLE BRAT WHO THREW THAT!" Ms. Kowaii screamed, more car alarms went off out side along with a few fire hydrants bursting and spraying water into the air, the kids were sure they herd the glass of the windows crake a little along with the walls in the class room, "She's finally lost it" Vegeta said in shock of the rage induced teacher, "I want my mommy…" Kakarrot said, "Asking for your mom is for infants! Be a grown up!" Vegeta said annoyed by his partner's coward like antics. But it seemed the gods wanted then to live to see another day because before Ms. Kowaii could scream again and possibly set of more car alarms with her in human yell the principles voice came over the PA system.

"HELLO?" Came Mr. Mononoke's voice over the PA system, "IS THIS THING ON?!" he asked, Mr. Mononoke always asked this when ever he talked thought the PA system, in which ever teacher and student would roll there eyes and the moron that was the principle of the school and then every one in the whole school would answer him, "YES ITS ON!!!!" Came every voice in the building, "That guy is such an as…" Vegeta said before he could finish his sentence Mr. Mononoke's came over the PA system again, "Would the owner of the red Honda with the South City license plate with the number 59134-68673 please report to the teachers parking lot your car is about to be toed, That is all" Mr. Mononoke said and the PA turned off, all the kids were silent and were about to turn to Ms. Kowaii to give them the rest of there notes when she screamed, "OH MY GOD THAT'S MY CAR!!!" and ran out the door leaving the kids alone.

Now you think any other teacher would had the brains NOT to leave kids alone in a class room even if there car is being toed away, but not this teacher, and to any other group of kids this meant only one thing in there seven and eight year old minds, "GO NUTS!!!" They all screamed once they were sure that Ms. Kowaii was out of ear shot, Piccolo took guard at the door to watch to see if Ms. Kowaii or another teachers were coming down the hall, if Ms. Kowaii came back they would run to there seats, if another teacher came by they would run to there desks and pretend to be taking notes off the board then when they were gone go back to what ever they were going, they planed for times like these, they even had a tape of Ms. Kowaii teaching them just in case of emergency.

Some of the kids started jumping from desk to desk while others just ran around the room screaming like people that belonged in a crazy house, while Launch still blond and holding her plastic bat ran over to Ms. Kowaii's desk and opened the drawer with all the toys, comics, handheld games and prank items the teacher had ever confiscated from them and the other classes she taunt and began throwing them to the crowd off kids in front of her. Oolong found humor in shape shifting in to random monsters and scaring random people, Kami was busy moving items around with his mind power and Kakarrot and Vegeta found fun in chasing each other around the room. Meanwhile Chi Chi, Bulma, Ranju and Korureenu remained in there seats talking to one another.

"Why does everyone go crazy when the teacher leaves? All they ever do is run around" Bulma said to Ranju, "I don't know…" she said pulling out a book from her desk, Chi Chi looked over at Kakarrot and Vegeta who had taken fun in throwing the toy bean bags at each other, Korureenu saw this and smirked, "Chi Chi has a crush on Goku!" she said, Chi Chi blushed seven shades of red, "I DO NOT!" she yelled, "Oh please! If you don't then why did you kiss him in the playground today?" Korureenu asked, Chi Chi blushed again and looked down at the floor, "I was trying to thank him for apologizing and letting me have some of his snack at snack time" she said, "Sure…" was all Korureenu had to say.

Meanwhile both Vegeta and Kakarrot had herd part of what the girls were saying with there heightened Saiyan hearing, Kakarrot was blushing madly and Vegeta was snickering, "Your having a real field day with this aren't you?" asked Kakarrot, Vegeta snickered, "What? Like you don't have a crush on that human girl?" Vegeta asked making Kakarrot a little uncomfortable, Kakarrot then thought up an answer to Vegeta's question and smirked, "You shouldn't be the one to talk…you like Bulma don't you and she's human too!" Kakarrot said smirking more widely when Vegeta's face began to resemble that of a very ride apple, <I think I can take that reaction as a very definite yes!> Kakarrot thought.

"I hate you…" was all the prince said and walked away from a snickering Kakarrot, but he didn't get far when the four new kids walked right in front of his path grinning, Vegeta just scowled at them and tried to turn the other way to get past them when they spread out circling both him and Kakarrot who was no longer snickering but was in shock at what was now going on and wondering what they were up to. "What do the bunch of you worthless losers want?" Vegeta said getting angrier by the minute.

"Well, we herd a lot about what you and your little partner over there have been saying thought out the day, something about us not being smart enough to be trouble makers" Zarbon said, Vegeta just snorted, "Well, if your stupid enough to get left back so many times…" Vegeta started before Dodoria threw a fake punch to the Saiyan Princes face, Kakarrot ran up gritting his teeth, "Look what is it you four want?" he asked hoping this would end without anyone getting a bloody nose, Freiza smirked.

"We herd you outside the door talking about the preschoolers, about how wild they can be? Let's see how tough you two are, I dare you and your little friend over there to go there at recess today, after all the preschoolers don't get there recess till after we do so they'll be in there rooms" Freiza said, Kakarrot gulped, the image of the last kid to go into that wing of the school popped into his mind, paint coating his hair and jump rope around his legs and hands, nobody had gone over there since, anybody who wasn't a teacher who went into that area of the school got a preschool pounding session they would never forget.

"W…what?" Kakarrot said, Cell smirked, "You herd him!" Vegeta scowl deepen, "Forget it" Vegeta said and was about to push Zarbon out of his way until Freiza spoke again, "Oh…may I also add that we also herd about you two having secret girl friends just now and if you don't do this…we will not only tell them…but every kid in this school" he said before leaning down to talk in Vegeta's ear, "Prince Vegeta" he said, Vegeta was taken back by that, "How?" he asked shocked, Kakarrot had herd it as well, <How did he find out Vegeta was the Prince?!> His mind screamed.

"That is for me to know and you to find out…so about our little dare?" Freiza asked, Vegeta clinched his hands into fists, he hated being the one dared, he prefer to be the one daring some one not the other way around, Vegeta clinched his eyes closed, <Dang! If I don't do this Bulma will find out I like her!> Vegeta's cheeks were stained red, <Along with every kid in the school making my life a living hell, and with my identity of Saiyan Prince being told, if I do, do this those little brats down in the preschool wing will turn me and Kakarrot into the next paint covered kids!…damn I'm messed up either way!> Vegeta thought.

"Well?" Dodoria asked, Vegeta squeezed his eyes closed tighter, "Fine we'll do it!" Vegeta said opening his eyes but still scowling and glaring death at the four so called grade schoolers, Freiza smirked and began to walk away with Zarbon, Cell and Dodoria in toe "By the way, bring back something from the preschool wing to prove you were there!" Freiza called laughing; when they were gone Kakarrot ran up to the young prince, "Vegeta are you nuts!" Kakarrot asked looking at his friend, "You remember what happened to the last kid to go in that wing don't you?!" Kakarrot asked, Vegeta gave him a hard look, "Do you want Chi Chi to know you like her?" Vegeta asked, Kakarrot just blushed and looked down at the floor and shook his head lightly, "Then, we have no choice" Vegeta said now thinking up revenge for the four annoying new students.

"TEACHER!!! TEACHER!!! MS. KOWAII IS COMING!!!" Piccolo yelled running to his seat and yanking his notebook and pen out, all the other kids went on full speed to clean up the room and get back to there seats, which they did in record time before Ms. Kowaii came in, "That was close it seems they made a mistake in the car they were taking, they wanted another teachers car not mine" Ms. Kowaii said to the kids when she came back into the room, "Now, we covered history for the day, next is math!" she said turning to her board again as moans rang out in the room, Vegeta and Kakarrot mean while during the lesion were mostly thinking of the dare that was given to them, Vegeta sighed and looked over to Bulma who was taking notes, <The things we men do…> Vegeta thought as he looked up at the clock, history and math down one more period until recess, today was starting to not be his best day.

~*~My hand hurts from all that typing! How was it? Review please!~*~

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~