Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ A mixed up DBZ story ❯ Earth's newest threat ( Chapter 4 )

I am finally back!!! Sry for the delay ^^.

Piccolo: whew! I bet I finally taught that monkey butt a lesson!!!

*Piccolo yanking on Bardock's tail still*

*Bardock cuts some of his tail off*

Bardock: nyah!!!!!!!! C'mon and get me you green it!!!!

Piccolo: I'll get you alright you …

*Gohan walks in*

While Gohan is getting settled down, lets get on with the story!!!

Gohan: what about the disclaimer?

Don't worry; there is one on a past chapter

Gohan: Now lets start the story!!!

Okay okay!!!! ^^;;; Here is the story for crying out loud!!!!!!!

SAME PLACE AS LAST TIME FOR THE Z GANG…

"So, how has everything been, Goku?" asked a curious Snow. "WHAT? I CAN'T HERE YOU!" "Ohhh dear… I better get those hearing aids ready soon…" commented Bulma as she pulled a capsule full of equipment, flung it to the ground, and a case appeared. The case had some special mechanic equipment in it. She walked over to the case, opened it up, and got to work right away…(how ever someone builds a hearing aid) and in 1.23 seconds the aid was completed. "COME OVER HERE GOKU SO I CAN PUT UR HEARING AIDS IN!" "WHAT, I CAN'T HERE YOU BULMA!" Everyone face vaults. "Ehehe…." Said Goku as he demonstrated the "son jester" tm. Bulma then motioned, with her arms, for the one in need to come over to her. When he finally got the message, Goku ran, crashing, into Bulma and she finally put the hearing aids in his ears. Snow then asked the question again, "how has everything been, Goku?" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the pain the pain! Too loud!" This chased away some birds that were hanging above the house.

NOW, THE OTHER PLACE…

"RADDIZ WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU YOU'RE GONNA…what was that loud screech I just heard!?" "Nothing to do with me, Dad!" "Grrr, my ears are still ringing! …*Grumble mumble*", complained Vegeta. They all forgot what they were doing and were in awe for many hours, trying to figure out what the screech was. "HEY! DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME! I'M STILL LOCKED IN THE TRAINING CHAMBER!!"

BACK TO Z GANG…

"Thanks for adjusting my hearing aids Bulma!" yelled a thankful Goku. "Not a problem," replied a Bulma with an ear-ach. "I'm gonna try again… How have you been?" attempted Snow. Goku= " I guess I have been doing good… Oh, you should meet my wife Chi-Chi and our son, Gohan!" Goku motions to them. "Hello! Its nice to meet you!" Bulma decided that she wasn't thrilled with always having the Kame House as the only hangout. "Hey, Snow, want to show us your village?" "Sure, why not? Just remember your jackets." "Your are so wimpy." Everyone: " …" SO, everyone but Piccolo grabs a jacket and they leave for Snow's village.

SHIFT IN CHARACTERS…

Beep * Bardock looks over at the monitor. He goes over and sees King Cold and Freeza. Now that he thought about it, he did here Freeza leave. "What Freeza…." "Here is your next planet: Earth." Vegeta then walks over there with something to say. "YOU THINK WE'RE SO WEAK THAT YOU'RE GOING TO STICK US WITH A BACK WATER PLANET AT THE EDGE OF THE GALAXY! -_-+++" (Yeah, imagine the hugest tic-tack-toe board on his face that you can) "HEY! YOU CAN'T TALK LIKE THAT TO FREEZA SAMA!" (From no other than Dodoria) Vegeta: "Feh". "… What happened to the other guy?" wondered Freeza. "Ops. I thought we forgot something…" Vegeta walks over to the training chamber and unlocks it. As Napa walks out, he notices Vegeta mumbling and grumbling about a weak planet and Earth, Raddiz being the sheaf, and that he was sick and tired of following orders from Freeza. He was glad when her heard something about his dad, King Vegeta, being the one to really want the planet. This meant slaves, which meant a new sheaf. Good. No more of Raddiz' cooking. He was sick of burnt food. Bardock had the same thought about Raddiz' cooking. "LETS HURRY UP AND GET OUR NEW SHEAF!!" bellowed an impatient prince. Freeza signed off. "There's something he didn't tell us, and I know what it is. XP" Bardock commented to Vegeta. "What, there are Dragonballs on that stupid planet?" "…-_-… I was hoping that Raddiz wouldn't fined out…" "I can imagine…" Imagine this: Raddiz has turned Trias and himself into androids and they have taken over Neptune for the free ice cream. They whisper the info about the Dragonballs to Napa. Bardock then motioned to Raddiz. "Tell the others that we got a mission on Earth." (The others are Bardock's crew from That Bardock Special) They weren't that far away from each other, and Earth was only a little more than a couple of Hours away with the upgrades their ships received. With the call made, they gathered into their pods and blasted off to Earth.

Z GANG…

"Didn't we pass that mountain 4 hours ago?" questioned Bulma. "Ops. I guess I should have brought a map," sighed Snow. Then Goku just flew up in the air, with Gohan in his arms, and flew forward really far and really fast, then came back. "I think I saw it that way!" Obviously, they all went that way."

WHEN THEY GET THERE…

"…" "What? This is your village, right?" asked Goku. "NO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS, BUT IT ISN'T MY VILLAGE!!" Then penguins are waddling around some igloos, squawking. Every one face vaults. "… Gome (or whatever is Japanese for sorry) Snow-chan, but the houses look the same..." He does the son gesture. "Those aren't houses! They're igloos, dumb@$$!" This was from Piccolo. "Ehehe…" "That's my village over there, where the smoke is coming from."

WHEN THEY GOT OVER TO THE VILLAGE

"What happened here? Did King Piccolo escape?" wondered Goku. "I don't know, the village was fine when I left…" Some voices could be heard. "Here is our first Dragonball…now to find the others somehow…" "Good, you found it, Trias. BAD THAT MY STUPID RADAR THING WON'T WORK OUT HERE! -_-+++" "Raddiz, since when does anything you make actually work?" sneered Trias. "IS THAT CHALLENGE, YOU…!" "STOP FIGHTING YOU TWO!! LETS JUST GO STEAL ONE FROM SOMEONE!" "…Do you know these people?" asked Goku. "No." Replied a P!$$#% Snow. Then Bulma's radar beeped. "Hey! There's a Dragonball here, and I think that they're holding one!" Then One of Bardock's crewmates (the tall, tanned one with a scare, I think his name is Toma) heard them and turned around. "Uh, Bardock, what are we gonna do about those people? Oh, wait, one has a working radar, I think." "WHAT!? SOMEONE WITH A RADAR THAT'S BETTER THAN MINE!" screamed Raddiz. Bardock: -_-+++ "Oh Raddiz, dear son?" Raddiz was a little nervous… "…Y-yes?" "DON'T YOU EVER SCREAM IN MY EAR AGAIN UNLESS YOU WANT A PAINFUL DEATH! Uh, sorry Toma, what did you say about a working radar?" "That blue/greenish haired girl has one." "… Please be kidding about the hair color." "Look your self." Bardock turned around and looked at the people. Yep, a blue/greenish haired girl. Well, at least there was the radar. "Hey Bulma? Do you know the guy that's staring at you?" asked Goku. "Hmm. Seems familiar, ignoring the fact that I know you. Oh! I remember him!" Then she yells over to Bardock. "HELLO BARDOCK!!!" Oh $#!+! She remembers me!" "Hey! Root head! Stop the killing!" "-_-++ WHO CALLED ME ROOT HEAD! I WILL PERSONALLY STRANGLE YOU!" Then Goku said, "I did!" with a big smile. Bardock then flew down. "Oh. Its you, Kakarot." "I AM NOT "CARROT"! I AM SON GOKU!" Then launch walks over to him, ray gun aimed at him. " Can I shoot him Bulma?" "…" "I', just gonna shoot anyway." Gun shooting can be heard. "D@mn!" Launch spitted out. Bardock was still living; he just had holes in his armor. Bardock: -_-++++ (imagine the largest tic-tack-toe board you can.) "Give me your radar and you won't get hurt." "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" A weird, loud, static sound can be heard. Lets just say Goku's hearing aids don't work well in cold environments. "Nice try, but I'm not stupid." "No, really. I can't hear you, I can only hear a weird sound… ugh!" Goku pulls his hearing aids out and gave them to Bulma. "There. Now talk loud." "… GIVE-ME-YOUR-RADAR." "Ohhh. Well…nyah!" (The way he does it in the TV show) Bardock then motions to take the radar anyways, and the Z Warriors attack. Then Raddiz, Trias, and Bardock crew attack, and all hell breaks lose. Fists go flying. This goes on for an hour, and then everyone gets tired. "Alright Kakarot, where is your radar?" "Hmm. Bulma? You know where it is?" "No." Neither does anyone else. Bardock face vaults. "Yeah right." "No, really. We don't know anymore." "… great -_-;;; Well, who had it last?" Snow points to Goku. "Huh? I did?" "WAIT! If Goku had it and it is now gone, that means he ate it! Look at the fact that Gohan is gone too!" Then Gohan's little voice can be heard. "LET ME OUT DADDY!" "Ehehe… ops." "Gee, you're a very good kid sitter." Bardock said sarcastically. "Huh? I don't sit on kids!" exclaimed Goku. "… Your bright, huh?" "Umm…" "LET ME OUT!" "Okay, okay!" Then Goku bends over and pukes, and out comes an angry Gohan. Gohan= -_-+++" "I said I was sorry!" "I guess I can forgive you daddy…" "…Don't forget about the radar…" "Ohhh yeah. Hold on." That gets puked up too. Bardock gets a towel and picks it up. "There." Now to find the last too Dragonballs…" Gohan hid the Dragonball on his hat and hid in Goku's shirt. "Umm… bye!" Then the Z gang leaves really quickly. Bardock hands the radar to Raddiz, who says, "looks like one is moving." Bardock walks back to the radar and sees that Raddiz was right. "Grrr… lets get those warriors!" So, Bardock, Raddiz, Trias, and the crew fly after the Z warriors. They catch up pretty quickly. "What now!" asked Goku, as the Z Gang was getting surrounded. "The radar says you guys have a Dragonball." "Huh? Ohhh yeah… Goku…" said Krillen. "… Nyah! You can't have it!" Then fighting starts again. "… And Kami thinks I cause trouble…hmph." Piccolo muttered to him self-right after he sent the sayian girl flying towards Yamcha. Then there is some silent agreement through the Z warriors to fight as long as they can for distraction. Well, all but Piccolo, and Goku (who put his hearing aids back in) hid Snow, Bulma, and Chi-chi. Now Goku can leave, which he does, but Piccolo does also. They fly away to some other mountain that isn't too close or too far.

3 HOURS LATER…

The Z-gang was laying on the ground in defeat. "Great! The Dragonball moved to somewhere!" notified Trias. "You nincompoop!" yelled Raddiz, "The being with the Dragonball moved!" Then Raddiz whacked Trias on the Head, to which Bardock commented, "If you keep doing that, he will just get stupider." "Sorry. Oh look, there's Vegeta and Napa! Over here!" Raddiz waved his arms around. Vegeta spotted them and landed, Napa right behind him. Bardock motioned to them. "Hey, could you guy keep these "Earth defenders" in line while we go finish some business?" "Whatever," said Vegeta. With this, Bardock, Raddiz, Trias, and the crew fly off.

Well, there we go. Finally, the 4th chappy! *Does little dance and feels proud.

Gohan: You, know, Piccolo and Bardock r still fighting, right?

Bountyhunter5000: OHHH they r, eh? Well, I've got the perfect punishment for them both in the next chappy. Mwahahaahaha!!!!

Gohan: I can't wait to find out what it is… though I hope Piccolo's isn't as bad as Bardock's…

Bountyhunter5000: sry. I like them both, so I must be equal

Gohan: *sad face*

Bardock: uh oh…

Piccolo: NOOOO!!!

Mwahahaahaha!! Well, see ya!