Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ A mixed up DBZ story ❯ Wrath of Chichi, Hello Snow ( Chapter 3 )

Hi, I am finally back!

Bardock: Well, I hope I taught that Namek a lesson

Piccolo: humph *grumbles about how he hates Bardock*

Bardock: Your just jealous because I am stronger that you

Piccolo: In your dreams, banana lover

Bountyhunter5000: YOU GUYS BETTER MAKE UP NOW! OR I WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SECRET WEAPON! (Shakes the area)

Piccolo: I will if he does

Bardock: I am waiting for you

Bountyhunter5000: ;; well… lets get on with the story, shall we? (If you want the disclaimer, or what certain symbols mean, check previous chapters)

Chapter 3:

Wrath of Chichi; Hello Snow

PLACE: KAMES HOUSE (u know, Roshi's house)

"Man, I am pooped," exclaimed a tired and hungry Goku. Krillen's reply, "Speaking of bathroom related talk, where is Master Roshi?" Goku's answer, "His favorite seat?" Yamcha and Tein:? What Krillen has to say, "I will explain shortly." WELL GUESS WHAT! I WONT BE MAKING YOU ANY FOOD FOR A LONG TIME!" yelled a really *!$$%& off Chichi. Goku wined at Chichi, "Oh come on! What did I do?" "I WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID!! YOU ENDANGERED GOHAN! HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO FIGHT! HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT! THEN HE WOULD BECOME AS STUPID AS YOU!" This caused Goku to need hearing aids for the next 12 years. (I hope I remember that detail ^^) Piccolo, Tein, Yamcha, Krillen, Goku, Piccolo, and Bulma yelled, "BUT GOHAN WAS THE ONE THAT GOT FIRST PLACE!" Chichi, " But I don't want Gohan to waste his time! What he needs first is study, and that is final! He can't have too much training or.. GET AWAY FROM MY GOHAN AND ME YOU GREEN MONSTER! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE ANYWAYS!" Then, to everybody's surprise, there was a yelling voice just started going off. "TRAINING SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN! I AM A KID, YOU ARE A PARENT! PARENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO ALLOW LOTS OF OPPORTUNITY FOR THEIR KIDS! Besides, I declare Piccolo as one of my best friends." What Goku has to say, "What ever Gohan said was true, and I don't mine him being friends with Piccolo. Besides, I should get some say, SINCE I AM A PARENT TOO!" Everyone was clapping, even Roshi, who just got back from the bathroom. The Ox King decided to say what he had to say, "There there Chichi; Goku and Gohan are right. Besides, you know I trained you and you enjoyed it, especially sense it was what you wanted." Chi chi's comeback, " Now my new family is gonna be poor and I am not bright because of it." Goku's sudden out of the blue comeback, " Isn't happiness better than money? I bet so, just ask Bulma." Bulma nods her head. Chichi ran out of $#!+ to say (finally, eh). Then Snow (the girl from Dragonball that lives in the town with Muscle tower.) comes in the house. An excited Bulma, "So, Goku, is this your friend from that village from the north? Snow, right?" Goku all excited, " Yeah! I am just glad I didn't forget what she looked like." Everyone face vaults.

BACK TO THAT "SOMEWHERE" AGAIN…

*Something is missing, but I don't know what! Grrr...," thought a Raddiz whose brain is about to explode. "WAKE UP TRIAS (who I decided to make sleep in the day and awake at night), YOU LAZY.." Bardock came back in. "What is so urgent that you have to wake Trias up." Raddiz gritting through his teeth, "Something is missing, and it could be a someone! The problem is that I can't figure out who is missing! Grrr..." Then Raddiz' new invention explodes. Bardock: - _-++++. Raddiz: ^^;;; (really nervous). More bad luck for Raddiz… "What the #@!! was that!? Do you know Napa?" (Vegeta was training, but the explosion wrecked the training room. Raddiz is hightailing to a safe place… with an angry Vegeta and angry Bardock at his tail. (Angry is an understatement).

Bardock: (screaming) LET GO OF THE TAIL!!!!!!!!!!

Piccolo: nyah (spits tongue out) nay!

Well, until next time… ^^;;; (please review)