Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ A mixed up DBZ story ❯ Curious Gohan ( Chapter 2 )

Sorry the last chappy was so short.

Bardock- I won't stop bugging you until you give me a part!

Piccolo- Shut up! I want space to complain that I didn't do anything but stand in the shadows!

Bardock- At least you had a part! Besides, isn't that all you do anyways?

Piccolo-…WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU-

Do I have to send you two back to Chi chi's chamber of horror?

Piccolo- but he started it! Oh fine. I'll stop if he does.

That said, whose going to say the disclaimer? How about you, Bardock?

Bardock- grrr. Fine. Bountyhunter5000 does not own Dragonball Z, or any other anime out there.

That said, lets go on to chappy two. (* Means thought, ; means sweat drop, and () is just me butting in ^-^)

Chapter 2

Curious Baby Gohan

Leaving the Hospital:

The guy that came in said that Goku was up. Goku, who didn't want to leave his new family here, knew what he must now do.

The place: The tournament. (again)

Goku was running back to the tornament arena (carrying Chichi and Gohan). He could sense a strong ki as he was running. * I wonder if that is my opponents' ki? I won't know until I get there. *

When he finally got to the tornament:

Yamcha was the first to see Goku as he arrived. " Where were you? No, wait, answer that question after your match with Piccolo." "Ok" was Goku's reply as he entered the rink. When he got in, a Namekian voice huffed to him, with annoyance, " Ready to fight now?" Goku matched his tone, " Ready when you are." What the announcer has to say to that: " Uh, why don't we wait for everybody to come back from the concession stands?" Piccolo face vaults. "You took to long you freak!" What Goku has to say/do: "He he." He then scratched the back of his head (Son family style) nervously. Piccolo then sees the kid with the tail next to the Z warrior group. * Looks like a newborn. Maybe the reason he was late* Yamcha and Krillen were tickling Gohan, who was poking Tien's third eye, which caused Choutzu, Bulma, Grandpa Gohan, and Launch to have laughing fits 5000tm. Chichi was muttering about how she was going to have to teach Gohan some manners. This bugged Goku. Piccolo was sweat dropping as Gohan was trying to get to him of all, well, beings.

2 minutes later:

Goku and Piccolo were in the rink, in fighting positions. The announcer: "Ready, and Fight!" Piccolo first attacked Goku with his special beam cannon (?), which Goku aimed his Kame may ha maya technique at. The two moves collided. Gohan got excited…

What happened next: A lot of punched and kicking and, um, "scratches".

Goku: Da--, he isn't scratched a bit, and I am. I guess I should start firing some major ki blasts to fry him*

Nobody could tell exactly what was going on because there was a "light show" going on, partly in mid air.

When they landed:

What everybody saw: a fried Piccolo and a battered Goku.

Goku could barely stand. He legs were wobbly and he had only one workable arm (his right). Piccolo had one arm. Two seconds later, Piccolo had started to regenerate. He now has 2 again.

After 6 ki blasts (including the last one that blew up the rink, 4 punches and 3 successful kicks (1 nailed the announcer, 5 nailed Hercule, 4 hit Chichi and 1 hit someone from the audience^-^) later…

"Ohhhhhh, ahhhhhhh…" (Guess who ^-^, no one guessing, okkk…) "Gohan? I didn't know you were right next to me! I will have Chi chi's frying pan of terrortm if you get hurt! So be careful!" This was from a half dead and worn out Goku, who was eyeing a Chichi holding a frying pan of terror in the right hand while her nose was bleeding. (Just to let you know, the announcer's left leg and Hercules's entire body was broken) "I want to help!" Piccolo was staring at Gohan. It was clear he wanted to continue fighting. Just before Goku could comply or deny with Gohan's request, Gohan blew Piccolo right out of the rink. Grandpa Gohan almost died from getting a heart attack from the major fits of laughter he got. Everybody stared wide-eyed. Piccolo stared at Gohan with annoyance. " I did something bad, didn't eye! WAAAAAAA!!!" "NOOOOOOOO YOU DIDN'T!!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!" This was a "I am cranky and your giving me a migraine" Piccolo. Gohan than ran over to Piccolo and stared at him. Then hugged him. Koran was still trying to keep Yajorobie's mouth from becoming permanently dropped to the ground.

What happened next-

Gohan got the first place award

Goku got second

Piccolo got third

Chichi got mad

Koran taped Yajorobie's mouth shut

They all went to the Kame House (even Piccolo)

SOMEWHERE….

"Zarbon! TELL THE ENGINEERS THAT I AM NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE BUNNY EARS!! "Sure Master Frieza."* Stupid engineers…* Bardock, Raddiz, and Trias were laughing their @$$'$ off. Just then, Prince Vegeta and Napa came in. In union, "What the… is going on!" Then they turn around to see that Frieza was pink, with bunny ears, and a dress on. Vegeta Napa: ;;; … Then Dodoria comes in saying to Frieza that "the engineers were on vacation and that The Guinu Force will fix you up." Frieza ripped the dress off, painted himself his normal colors, and went off and blew the engineers up, and came back. From Raddiz to Bardock, "That is why I am an inventor, not an engineer." Bardock, "…..;;" *Next time, I will use Raddiz' micro camera 5000tm…"

So, what did you think?

Bardock- I am glad I got my part.

Piccolo- Me too

Bardock- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! YOU ALREADY HAD A PART, NAMEK!

Piccolo- It was an insignificant part. *Spits his tongue out at Bardock…*

Bardock- Dammit you NAMEK! You are going down!

Piccolo- *still spiting tongue out, turns out to be stuck… *

Bardock- Pull that in RIGHT NOW, before I rip it out!

Piccolo-…..

Bardock-;;; Here comes a fist!

Bountyhunter5000- …..;; Well, Bye! (don't forget to review ^-^)