Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ All of The People... ❯ More reasons for us to hate Yamcha!! ( Chapter 11 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
A/N: I finally decided to post the rest of the story... this fic has been finished for ages but only now I do get my butt up to the task of posting the chaps... sigh...
The Holy Mighty Disclaimer: Let's just make this plain and simple, okay? Due to the Registration and Trademark Law ( which I've decided to be an idiotic invention ) there's no way I'd owning anything concerning the sacred and holy DB/Z/GT!!!
Chapter XI - Planning and more reason for us to hate Yamcha!
Vegeta was sulking. That was the best way to describe his expression at the moment. After Juu and Kuririn had failed their `plan' to rescue them and got thrown in Vegeta had blown his top. It was the in-thrown duo's luck that Vegeta was tied to Bulma and couldn't get his hands on them and scalp them then dig out their guts and make them eat them while he was hanging their limbs in the nearby three. Or at least it was what he threatened to do.
Now he was sulking and the silence had fallen heavily on them. It was the awkward one where none knew what to say and feel their selves uncomfortable. This didn't include Vegeta who was too busy sulking to notice anything out of normal.
Kakarott had just kept on staring murderously but had given up since it couldn't be seen and was now trying to lean away of the female he was tied to. Damn hormones and perverted henchmen!
Bulma and ChiChi had stayed silent as Vegeta had raved on ( hehee…raved on… ) at the two people. They still didn't know who the people were that Vegeta was yelling at. The whole situation seemed to get weirder and weirder. More people was thrown in and the basement was turning into a mall. ChiChi wondered briefly how they had found them, not police or some other `secret agent clan.'
Finally after few minutes more silence Bulma gathered her guts and opened her mouth to say something and the first thing that came out of her mouth was…
“ Are you sure Yamcha put all the blame on you, Kakarott? Vegeta?” she blurted out. Yamcha was nice to her and it didn't seem real for him to do so. He was so sweet and protecting…
“ That's what I said, girlie!” Vegeta snapped back wondering why the woman would want to defend the bastard. “ It's all that bastards fault! Don't be fooled by that idiot asshole! Ya really don't know`im. He ain't who ya think, gal.”
“ What do you mean? Yamcha is the mayor's son!” ChiChi protested, she too liked him thought only as a friend. The other occupants in the room burst out laughing. Kakarott snorted and snickered.“ He may be da mayor's son but the mayor doesn't know the half of the stuff his son of a bitch does!”
“ Hell yeah!” came a feminine voice. The twins guessed it belonged to the other of the newly abducted persons. “ He's one sick bastard I tell ya, gals. I say ya stay the hell away from him.” Vegeta grunted in agreement.
“ Uhm guys? What he exactly does then? You haven't told me a thing about him…” Kuririn's voice came sounding little baffled. Kakarott opened his mouth to answer but Bulma's shriek cut him off effectively.
“ KURIRIN?!?! KURIRIN CHESTNUT!!?” She screeched in Vegeta's ear. Whatta hell was that weird boy doing here with them? “ GOD FUCKING DAMN YA BITCH DON'T SCREAM IN MY EAR!!! FUCK!!”
“ HEY LAY OFF!! HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!! GET A DAMN OWN!!” Juuhachi bellowed angrily.
Kakarott growled and prepared to yell with the others as the door was unbelievably fast flung aside and two men screeched at least two octaves too high for their own voice scale.
“ SHUT THE FUCK UP DOWN THERE!!” and the door was placed back with a bang. Everyone shut up though Vegeta and Juu muttered something obscene. Kakarott wondered how that was possible since it wasn't anymore exactly possible due to the doors condition.
The silence fell again until Kakarott broke it again. He sighed and started explaining.
“ The asshole namely Yamcha Haruka, is the mayor's son yes, but he's also a drug dealer AND user. He basically owns the whole city! The sonnova bitch! His father is completely obvious to everything he does and Tien's father the Police chief of the whole shit of a city is bribed hundred times by him. You've heard of Mr. Brownes? Well, he accidentally found out and tried to do something about it and what it cost the old man? Disappeared! Ended up probably in the sewers in more bits than one! And who got the fucking blame?! Me and da Veggie boy over there!”
“ Hey!” the person in question protested.
“ He's kinda Mafia boss around the lower circles! That bitch could tell the whole city what to do if he wanted and didn't need the damn low profile! It fucking sucks! An' I wouldn't be surprised if he was somehow behind this all!”
The shock was evident in the air. That couldn't be possible!
“ T-then if you hate each other he could have gotten you out of the day order with snap of his fingers! So why…” Kuririn asked now scared shitless.
“ Yeah!” Bulma and ChiChi said in unison trying to prove them wrong. Yamcha couldn't be…it wasn't possible…probably the one behind this all…
“ We…Yamcha doesn't know where we live.” Vegeta replied hastily. “ An' we're too important to kill off. Besides me and Kakarott there are streetfighters. Mafia may take every dirty killing job but wasting their time on streetfighters ain't worth it… There are certain unspoken rules too…”
“ Don't ya think we should get outta here?!” Kakarott said abruptly, changing the topic.
“ And how do we do that, geniuses!” Juu snapped from somewhere the darkness. “ Ya better get us outta here…”
Kakarott sighed again and looked upwards. `Why me…?!'
“ Okay, first we should even now each other names…”
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The office room looked shabby and was dimly lit. A smoke from cigarette was slithering in the air almost literally. ( Yuck! He smokes…ugh ) Yamcha was irritated. The phone call was late. When he'd get his hands on his henchmen…
He needed to be sure to save them at the critical point and they'd worship him. Ah he could almost hear them screaming for him…( Hentai!!!)
It was a real luck that that weird Germanic sounding siblings were helping him out. They were a real goldmine. Both insane as nervous mice.
The phone rang and he picked it up.
“ Boss…everythin' is going as planned, sir.”
“ Excellent…” Yamcha snickered.
“ But…”
“ But what?” Yamcha asked sweetly. It now almost hundred percent sure that they had botched it up again in a way or another.
“ But we `ave som' more hostages…They jus' appeared outta nowhere! And we had no choice but to catch'em too!”
`More hostages, eh?' “ Just kill them off.” He hung the phone call. Probably some wanderers… nothing to worry about. It wasn't like Kakarott and Vegeta were messing his business again like always…
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The basement was filled with whispering. The scale went from desperate plans to plain stupid ones and absolutely ridiculous and impossible. There was almost nothing that could work. They were tied too tightly and it was really hard to move as they discovered after trying to get up. They eventually had managed but it was really awkward since Vegeta, Kakarott and Juuhachi happened to be much taller than the person they were bind to.
They had given up on that and now there was going on another idiotic attempt of an escape plan.
“ What if Bulma could screech that there was a roach or something! The men would come to look and we could knock them out!” Kuririn was eagerly explaining while the other sweatdropped.
“ Baldie…We're little unable to…” Vegeta growled at the bald teenager who blushed in slight shame. The things were getting nowhere at this rate but this passed the time just fine.
ChiChi couldn't help but smile. Here she was planning to escape. The thought of escaping hadn't even entered her or Bulma's mind in the time they had been spending in the cold room. The air in the room was even friendly and excited. They had gotten few good laughs too.
She had soon discovered that the delinquent duo weren't that bad and actually could be funny and charming. They were just little rough from the edges. Fundamentally they seemed to be good persons who mainly meant good but did the illegal way…ChiChi wasn't still believing their little story about Yamcha fully but still…And it felt nice to lean on Kakarott's back…
Bulma was smiling too. This was actually fun. Making plans which they knew were stupid…it felt relieving. And Vegeta's snappy remarks were actually making her laugh and it felt nice when his back vibrated as he talked… He really wasn't that bad…
“ Hey!! What about this!” Bulma started and didn't get any farther for the cellar door was removed once again blinding them with the light coming from the other room. The men came in looking little sadistic, hands behind their backs and smiling `innocently'. Too bad it looked really twisted but other way it was fine innocent smile.
“ Lads…ya had the wrong timin' comin' in `ere…the Boss wants ya killed. Sorry.” The other man said but didn't sound that sincere and behind their backs was revealed really nasty looking rusty knives gleaming in the light nastily. ( Well that's a feat…rusty knives gleaming…)
“ Shit… “ four persons said in unison eyes glued to the knives as the rest two had their eye just glued to the knives. Kakarott's mouth dried. He was soon being murdered with… a rusty…knife!! Normally this wouldn't have been a situation at all, but normally he wasn't tied up and helpless!!
The men deceased the stairs painfully fast even though they were moving really slowly they tried to wiggle away. ChiChi was horror stricken. She and Bulma weren't getting killed but the others…
Vegeta began cursing and Juuhachi stared frozen. If they just were free…
The other man stood above Kakarott and ChiChi who were staring in fear. The blond-former-black-haired teenager gulped and stared bravely back. There had to be something to do…
The smaller man advanced on Vegeta who was threatening to use forbidden judo grips if he took a step closer. Bulma was almost in tears. No way this was happening….she was witnessing a murder!
The bad guy standing and towering over Kakarott and ChiChi smirked wickedly and swung the knife towards Kakarott's head who ducked thanks to his fighting reflexes, the duo falling on their sides on the floor. ChiChi couldn't see anything and she was in panic. She turned her head to see what was going on and came in face to face with a giant roach inch apart from her face staring back at her.
“ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! GEEEEET IIIIIIITTTT AAAAWWWWAAAAAAAYYYYYYY FRROOOOOMMM MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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Little farther away a nearby tree dropped all its leaves, couple of birds got and heart attack and fell from the branches and a fox was traumatized for the rest of its life. It would never again try to eat a fallen nestling. They seemed to have quite lungs for such small beings. And not to mention the death silence that occurred filling the forest when something bad happens…
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A/N: MUAHAHAAAAAA!!! I'M EVIL!!! MY FIRST CLIFFHANGER!!!! MUAHAHAAA!!! AND I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU MY EXAM WEEK IS COMING UP AGAIN….AND THAT MEANS NOT THAT BIG CHANCE OF UPDATE OR NEW STORY!! MUAHAHAAAAAA!!!
ISW: Just ignore her. Everything she says is true though…she's just had too many hot cocoa's and cappuccinos…
A/N: OH LOOK KINOHA LOOK!!! I'M EATING MY MUG!! MUAHAAHAAAA!! DAMN…I DROPPED IT…OF WELL MUAHAAHAAA!! MORE CAPPUCCINO…
ISW: Hoh boy… Just read you review answer while I go and find something relaxing and calming for A/N…( picks up her floor ball stick and smiles innocently ) just go… I'll take good care of my other half…. ( saunters whistling innocently towards her counterpart who is now playing with her `shuriken training' card deck laughing maniacally )
That was it! I'm getting close to the line of forty!! Yay! You know what would be nice? For the next chapter have crossed the line of fifty…(hint hint)
JA NE MINNA-SAN!! SAYONARA!!