Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Baby Chronicles: Goku and Vegeta ❯ New Wardrobe ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ.....darn...u.u

Authors Note: Soooo you guys liked the first chapter eh? Well here's Vegeta and Goku's search for clothes! Yay! Bet you can't guess what they end up wearing!

Chapter Two: New Wardrobe

"Mmmm" moaned Krillin as he turned in his sleep. Although he was only half-conscious at the time, Krillin's eyes jolted open as soon has his tongue came in contact with a rather furry material. He pulled Vegeta's stuffed giraffe out of his mouth and stuck his tongue out to try and remove the hair. "Ick...How dith thath geth in there?" Krillin tried to ask himself as his tongue hung out of his mouth. After a few minutes, he decided his tongue was hair free and looked down at the giraffe. Krillin thought of how it could have made it's way into his mouth. Most likely the kids had thrown it from their playpen. Except, last time Krillin checked, the bars weren't wide enough...

Realizing this, Krillin sat up but was introduced to a very...smushy...feeling in his pants. Krillin gave an overwrought expression and then realized that his ears were stuffed up. When his hand made it's way to his ear, it came in contact with some dog food. Krillin stared at the substance his finger had retrieved and a look of terror flashed across his face. They must be free! That's the only way any of this could happen, right? Trunks and Gohan certainly wouldn't go and stick dog food down his pants and a giraffe in his mouth...or would they?

Krillin stood up and walked over to the playpen. There he saw both saiya-jins with their backs faced to him. "Well I guess I was just hearing things. They aren't talking now," Krillin said cheerfully but then the squishy, gooey feeling in his pants brought him back to the obscene reality. "If those two didn't do it...then that means...," Krillin pondered as he looked over into the next room where Gohan and Trunks were sprawled on the floor and couch watching television. "...that means Trunks and Gohan did this too me!" Well they were going to be sorry they ever messed with Krillin. The little monk made plans for revenge as he went into one of the Briefs many bathrooms to clean-up.

Vegeta and Goku had finally reached the top of "The biggest mouwtin in da whole wide unnyverse" as Krillin stomped past the bottom of the stairs.

"Hey Veggie, the big baby sure wooks mad..." Goku observed.

"Nah, we's did him a favor Kakowot. We's fixed his sickyness," explained Vegeta.

"Oh yeah!" exclaimed Goku. He then turned to face Vegeta and asked, "So's hows are we gonna gets cwothes Veggie?"

Vegeta pointed down the hallway at the many doors that framed the walls. "Theres gots to be some cwothes in one of those wooms!"

Goku agreed and the two walked up to the first door. "Kakowot, open da door..." ordered Vegeta, after realizing he was too short to reach the door knob.

"I'll twy..." Goku said slowly and went up to the door. He reached as high as he could but barely touched the doorknob. "Sowwy Veggie, Itz too up der for me."

"Fine..." grumbled Vegeta. It was time, once again, for Vegeta to come up with a plan to solve their dilemma. As he was thinking his mind wandered to other things and he glanced over at Goku. The baka 3rd class dead beat baby was actually helping him out with his strategy for opening the door, because when Vegeta looked over at him; Goku was playing an animal game of some sort for reasons that Vegeta wasn't going to ask for. Vegeta walked over to Goku and poked him on the back causing his baby friend to tip down into a sitting position and stare up at him.

"Did you's figure out a ways to gets da door opens?" asked Goku with a look of wonder in his eyes.

"Actuwawy Kakowot, I did!" Vegeta said with a sound of glee in his voice. "Alls we gotta do is have you on your hands and knees wike a horse and then I'll cwimb onto yours back and stand ups and den gwab the round thingy and opens da door!"

Goku blinked and stared, "So hows we opening the door Veggie?"

Vegeta had a drop of sweat run down his face and then re-explained his idea to Goku. Once Goku understood his part as the stepping stool, Vegeta was soon clutching the door knob and pushing open the door.

Meanwhile, Krillin had finished cleaning up and was making his way into the "television room" to deal with two certain saiya-jin trouble makers...

"Hey Gohan, after this why don't we watch that new one that was commercialized before?" suggested Trunks.

"Yeah! That looked pretty interesting..." agreed Gohan. "But what about that one that had all those 15 year olds in it?"

"Good point, why don't we tape one and watch the other?" asked Trunks.

"Oh yeah, lets do that! I'll go grab a tape and-"

"Hello kids..." growled Krillin.

Gohan and Trunks turned to stare at Krillin. Trunks grinned, "So Krillin, did you take that nap?"

Krillin's eyes narrowed and he muttered, "You know very well that I took the nap..."

Raising an eyebrow at Krillin, Trunks shot a look of confusion at Gohan who just shrugged in return. "Hey Krillin? Are you feeling okay? You've been acting weird all day," Gohan informed the annoyed human.

"Weird? I've been acting weird!? WELL MAYBE IF YOU TWO DIDN'T COVER ME IN DOG FOOD I MIGHT BE ACTING MORE NORMAL!" exclaimed Krillin.

"What!?" Trunks and Gohan asked in unison.

"What about dog food?" Gohan asked.

"Yeah, we never covered you in dog food Krillin..." Trunks began.

"You guys can't fool me! You're the only ones here!"

"No honest Krillin! We've been in here watching television all day!" defended Gohan.

"That's right, the last time we left was when you insisted Goku and Dad were talking and planing world domination." Trunks informed the distressed little man.

"Sure.." Krillin said and fumed out of the room. When he left, Gohan and Trunks looked at one another again.

Gohan blinked and asked, "You think he had another fight with 18?"

"Must have, he's acting much stranger then usual, kinda edgy when you think about it," said Trunks.

"Totally." agreed Gohan.

Their conversation ended there, though, as the next program began.

An "ooOoo" escaped both babies mouths as they looked at the room before them. They walked in slowly trying to figure out where the big peoples would keep their clothing. As Vegeta was looking around he thought out loud, "Dis must be duh womans woom..."

"You mean duh big lady person wid all duh bwue hair?"

"Yep," answered Vegeta.

The two began their search for clothes. Goku was the first to find some but didn't look too happy about it, "Hey Veggie? Is duh cwothes suppost to smell so stinky?"

Vegeta walked over to Goku and looked at the basket full of clothes. Smelling the same odor, Vegeta pulled Goku away from the basket, "Kakowot...dats duh dirty cwothes! We's want duh cwean one!"

"OOoooh!" exclaimed Goku in understanding and he ran off to look for clean clothes. Vegeta sighed in annoyance and went back over to the drawer he had been trying to open earlier. He grabbed onto the handle once again and pulled with all his tiny saiya-jin might, but only accomplished having his hands slip off the handle and having himself uncontrollably rolled across the room. As he sat up after he rolled into a wall, he thought that maybe he should get Goku to help him out.

Goku, on the other hand, was jumping for a doorknob. "Gosh, whys do dese fings have to be's so up der!!!" Goku complained as he sunk down to the ground to rest.

"Kakawot, whats were you doin?" Vegeta asked as he walked up next to the pooped out baby. Goku looked up at him and smiled warily, "Well's I was twying to open dis door to see's if der was cwothes inside."

Vegeta growled at Goku's incompetence. "Kakowot big peoples don't keep seperwet wooms for cwothing! Das stupid!"

Goku's head dropped and he mumbled, "I sowwies Veggie, I just thought dat it was wike a pwesent. So if I got it open, inside would be duh cwothes we want..."

Vegeta raised an eyebrow at his melancholy friend and said, "Dun worries about it Kakowot, anywayz, I fink I knows where duh cwothes are buts we gotz to get dat drawer open." He pointed over to a dresser on the adjacent side of the room.

They walked over and exchanged glances. Vegeta then announced, "I needs your helps to open up dis fing."

Goku looked at Vegeta and grinned, "Okay Veggie."

First, Vegeta grabbed hold of the handles. Then Goku grabbed hold of Vegeta, and the pulling began.

"Oh those two will pay..." grumbled Krillin as he returned to the couch, mentally planning the deaths of two saiya-jin offspring. He glanced over at the playpen and tilted his head a bit. "Vegeta and Goku sure haven't moved in a while.." he observed. Krillin stood up and walked over to the playpen. Deciding that he should probably go in and check on them, Krillin walked over to the control panel. 1-0-4-6-5-6-7-4-5-10 were the numbers he punched into the keyboard and then waited. The door didn't budge. "Hmm I was sure those were the numbers." Krillin walked up to the door and tapped on it lightly...it swung open. A large drop of sweat slid down Krillin's face. This can't be good...

He slowly inched over to where the two babies were sitting. "Goku....Vegeta..? Are you guys awake...?" Krillin got down on his knees and reached over. Extending an arm and then his finger, Krillin poked Goku's hairy arm. He waited for the babies reaction but instead yelped himself. Hairy arm!? Goku shouldn't have a hairy arm!? Neither should Vegeta! He thought as he noticed both were sporting these new fur growths. Suddenly, Krillin was filled with a realization as he picked up Goku. "This...is a teddy bear!" He threw it to the ground and walked out of the playpen and eyed the room. "They have got to be around here somewhere, and I'll find them...before they do something really bad..."

"Pull!" cried Vegeta panting.

"I'm twying!" complained Goku as he pulled harder.

Both of their eyes widened as the drawer began to open. "Come ons Kakowot! We's almost gotz it!"

After a few more hard tugs, the drawer was opened and they looked inside with wonderment. Before them layed several different colors of panties and bras. Goku reached in and pulled out a red silk bra and held it in front of Vegeta's face. "Do we's gotta wear this?"

Vegeta's face scrunched up as he looked at it. "We'll haves to untill we's find sumfing else."

Goku frowned and grabbed the matching piece of underwear and started dressing. Vegeta grabbed two black undies and started dressing as well.

Krillin began making his way up the stairs he thought of where the two babies could have ventured of two. His mind frequently asked the question 'If I were a baby saiya-jin planning to take over the world where would I be?'

As Krillin reached the top of the stairs he heard muffled voiced coming from Bulma's room. The small sized man pressed his ear against he door and listened.

"Veggie! Wook at meh! Dis is ugwy!!!" Goku complained to his friend.

Vegeta nodded in agreement as he looked at himself in the mirror. "Maybe's we should find somefing else..."

Just then the door swung wide open and the two babies turned to see "The Big Baby."

"Aha! I found y-..." Krillin was silent for a moment as he stared at them. It was like he walked into some freaky baby porno room, because in front of him stood two male babies in thongs! Although he knew he should be returning them to the playpen and telling them they were bad, he couldn't hold back the fit of laughter rising inside of him. So he fell to the ground laughing while Goku and Vegeta stared at him in shock.

"Um, is he waffing at us Veggie?" asked Goku.

Vegeta scowled a bit at the big baby and then looked over at Goku. "Yeah.." Vegeta slipped out of the underwear and tossed it aside. "Let's see if we can find somefing else." With that said, the two babies walked over the larger one and left the hysterical Krillin on the floor in a helpless fit of laughter.

They continued down the hall until they spotted a door that was already slightly open. Glad that they wouldn't have to climb again, they quickly ran over and pushed the door open.

Tumbling into the room, they stared onward at the dark, dreary room that seemed like its only purpose was for sleep. It had a bed on the corner which was unattended to and some spandex suits sprawled across the floor.

Vegeta picked up one of the suits and looked over at Goku. "Big peoples wear duh weirdest fings."

"Mmhmm." agreed Goku eyeing the spandex suit Vegeta was holding.

Vegeta tossed the suit aside and headed for the door. "Come ons Kakowot, der is no wayz im wearing dat stuffz."

"Okay, Veggie." chirped Goku as he followed his friend out of the room.

When they returned to the hallway they could still hear the laughter of the big baby a few doors down. They looked at one another and shrugged and then moved to the next room which was also opened a crack so they made their way in easily.

"Hey wooks at dis Veggie!" called Goku as he ran in and picked up a folded jacket laying on the bed.

"Yeah, and hows about dis!" agreed Vegeta as he picked up a pair of gray pants. Goku looked over and grinned. Through facial expressions the two agreed that they would pick out their outfits here and set to work on finding complete outfits and putting them on.

Goku had discovered the closet, which was open this time, and was reaching for one of the shirts on a hanger when he saw a basket in the back of the closet with a lil sign on the front of it. "Veggie..?"

"What!?" yelled Vegeta from inside one of the drawers.

"Come see dis."

Vegeta crawled out of the drawer and walked over to the closet were Goku was staring at something inside, "Whats is it, Kakawot?"

Goku pointed at the sign on the basket and said, "Whats dat say?"

Vegeta blinked as he stared at the sign and growled, "Kakowot! I'ms a baby! I's can't wead!" Vegeta looked at the contents in the basket and grinned. "Hey dat cwothes can fit us!" he exclaimed happily as he lifted out a shirt from the "Clothing that Mom shrunk" basket.

Both babies grabbed for the clothing and dressed quickly because they were freezing from running around naked for so long.

Soon they were dressed but then...

Goku clutched his tummy, "Veggie! I'ms hungwy!"

Vegeta acknowledged his growling stomach as well. "Yeah me's too, lets go twy and find some foods."

Krillin sat up and gasped for breath. When he was finally calmed down, he looked around and noticed that Goku and Vegeta had run off again. Krillin sighed and stood up ready to go searching again but when he looked up he saw two "trunks'" walking past the door.

"Hurrys up Veggie! I'm soo hungwys!!" complained Goku.

"So's am I you baka!" grunted Vegeta in response.

Krillin stared as the two passed and didn't have to think twice to know where those two were heading...the kitchen.

Authors Note: Review??? Anyway next time be prepared for a saiya-jins worst nightmare...because suuuree they'll discover the kitchen but they are also gonna discover their lack for teeth...