Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Brief House Hold ❯ A DAY IN JORURI'S BOOTS (BHH episode 1) ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Bulmasan666 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.28.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 699 | Visits: 244 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.28.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 699 | Visits: 244 | Status: Completed
A DAY IN JORURI'S BOOTS:
Joruri wakes up to the cheery sunlight coming through her shaded windows. Groggily, she opens one of her murky gray eyes. And hits her head on the way to brush her unruly black hair. "Dammit!" She curses, ripping at the spikey mess that is her head.
After managing to comb down her long hair a bit she gives up and decides to take a shower instead. But when she steps out of her room, she hears Bulma howling in the shower, HER SHOWER! "Oh Kami Don't tell me she's-"
Joruri thought out loud, but short by Bulma's singing from hell. Vegeta was standing by the bathroom door. "What did you think she was doing?" He asked, lifting an eyebrow. "You don't even wanna know." Joruri shivered, her eye twitching.
Vegeta was probably waiting for his wife to get out of the shower; Joruri thought. "Is that drool in the corner of your mouth, Vegeta?" She smirked. Vegeta denied it, but wiped his mouth when she turned the other way. "WHEEEERE OH WHEEERE DID MY SELF ESTEEM GOOOOOOOO!" Bulma sang, "OH WHERE OH WHERE CAN IT BEEEEEEEE!"
(A/N: I made that song up while I was in the shower, that's what gave me the idea for this spastic fanfic. ^-^;)
"KETURA! WHY THE **** ARE YOU USING MY BATHROOM!?" Joruri snapped. She began to bang her head on the wall in frustration, whilst Vegeta put a finger in his ear to check his hearing. "Itai" He muttered, to be sure that his ears were still audible. The wall that Joruri was reeking havoc on cracked. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR BATHROOM?" She shouted again.
"I would if SOMEBODY'S hair hadn't clogged the drain!" Bulma answered, referring to Vegeta. A look of disturbance crossed Joruri's face as she turned to the saiyan prince, silently demanding an explanation. "Little Vegeta- I mean my tail was shedding.." Vegeta said.
(A/N: Vegeta Goddess thought up the name for Vegeta's tail, in my favorite fanfic of all time. Vegeta Goddess, you rock! You and Kichi are the best fanfic authors ever! Ahemanyways Better keep the story going before my power goes out again..)
"You named your tail? Joruri looked at him strangely, "Is that like when humans name their ****s?" She gasped. "NO!" Vegeta yelled. He blushed just the same. Joruri could practically hear Bulma laughing hysterically; she loved to embarrass her fellow saiyans.
Trunks came skipping down the hall (He's 5 years old in this story only). He looked at his tousan, blinking innocently. "Your nose is bleeding! ^^" He announced finally, pointing at Vegeta merrily. Vegeta wiped away his nosebleed (He had been imagining Bulma in the shower) while Joruri shook her head. "Your head is bleeding Ju-san! Does that mean you like my mom too?" Trunks chirped.
"OH KAMI NO!" Joruri yelled, glaring at him. "He's pretty perceptive for a brat though. At least when it comes to knowing what nosebleeds REALLY mean." She thought. "MOMMY! Aunt Joruri is trying to kill me again!" The toddler wailed.
At last Bulma exited the bathroom. She wore black jeans and a hoodie that said, 'oopsie I said the F word!' She laughed. "Somebody got all hot and bothered!" She said, poking Vegeta's nose. "Hmphh.." Vegeta said and walked away. "He wants me." Bulma declared to no one in particular, putting her hands behind her head innocently.
"Bathroom's all yours Ju-chan." She said. "About ****ing time." Joruri snarled. (A/N: That's how she says thank you ^^;) Closing the door behind her, she shed her skull print pajamas. "Hm.. Bulma-san will have to give Trunks a bath soon. So I'll piss her off." Joruri sneered. She ran a bath for herself to get even with Bulma and rummaged through the bathroom for bubble bath lather, throwing aside condoms and shampoo and deodorant.
But when she got in the bath she saw little blue hairs floating in the water. She screamed. "BULMA YOU *****! NOW YOU'RE THE ONE SHEDDING!"
The endKILL
Joruri wakes up to the cheery sunlight coming through her shaded windows. Groggily, she opens one of her murky gray eyes. And hits her head on the way to brush her unruly black hair. "Dammit!" She curses, ripping at the spikey mess that is her head.
After managing to comb down her long hair a bit she gives up and decides to take a shower instead. But when she steps out of her room, she hears Bulma howling in the shower, HER SHOWER! "Oh Kami Don't tell me she's-"
Joruri thought out loud, but short by Bulma's singing from hell. Vegeta was standing by the bathroom door. "What did you think she was doing?" He asked, lifting an eyebrow. "You don't even wanna know." Joruri shivered, her eye twitching.
Vegeta was probably waiting for his wife to get out of the shower; Joruri thought. "Is that drool in the corner of your mouth, Vegeta?" She smirked. Vegeta denied it, but wiped his mouth when she turned the other way. "WHEEEERE OH WHEEERE DID MY SELF ESTEEM GOOOOOOOO!" Bulma sang, "OH WHERE OH WHERE CAN IT BEEEEEEEE!"
(A/N: I made that song up while I was in the shower, that's what gave me the idea for this spastic fanfic. ^-^;)
"KETURA! WHY THE **** ARE YOU USING MY BATHROOM!?" Joruri snapped. She began to bang her head on the wall in frustration, whilst Vegeta put a finger in his ear to check his hearing. "Itai" He muttered, to be sure that his ears were still audible. The wall that Joruri was reeking havoc on cracked. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR BATHROOM?" She shouted again.
"I would if SOMEBODY'S hair hadn't clogged the drain!" Bulma answered, referring to Vegeta. A look of disturbance crossed Joruri's face as she turned to the saiyan prince, silently demanding an explanation. "Little Vegeta- I mean my tail was shedding.." Vegeta said.
(A/N: Vegeta Goddess thought up the name for Vegeta's tail, in my favorite fanfic of all time. Vegeta Goddess, you rock! You and Kichi are the best fanfic authors ever! Ahemanyways Better keep the story going before my power goes out again..)
"You named your tail? Joruri looked at him strangely, "Is that like when humans name their ****s?" She gasped. "NO!" Vegeta yelled. He blushed just the same. Joruri could practically hear Bulma laughing hysterically; she loved to embarrass her fellow saiyans.
Trunks came skipping down the hall (He's 5 years old in this story only). He looked at his tousan, blinking innocently. "Your nose is bleeding! ^^" He announced finally, pointing at Vegeta merrily. Vegeta wiped away his nosebleed (He had been imagining Bulma in the shower) while Joruri shook her head. "Your head is bleeding Ju-san! Does that mean you like my mom too?" Trunks chirped.
"OH KAMI NO!" Joruri yelled, glaring at him. "He's pretty perceptive for a brat though. At least when it comes to knowing what nosebleeds REALLY mean." She thought. "MOMMY! Aunt Joruri is trying to kill me again!" The toddler wailed.
At last Bulma exited the bathroom. She wore black jeans and a hoodie that said, 'oopsie I said the F word!' She laughed. "Somebody got all hot and bothered!" She said, poking Vegeta's nose. "Hmphh.." Vegeta said and walked away. "He wants me." Bulma declared to no one in particular, putting her hands behind her head innocently.
"Bathroom's all yours Ju-chan." She said. "About ****ing time." Joruri snarled. (A/N: That's how she says thank you ^^;) Closing the door behind her, she shed her skull print pajamas. "Hm.. Bulma-san will have to give Trunks a bath soon. So I'll piss her off." Joruri sneered. She ran a bath for herself to get even with Bulma and rummaged through the bathroom for bubble bath lather, throwing aside condoms and shampoo and deodorant.
But when she got in the bath she saw little blue hairs floating in the water. She screamed. "BULMA YOU *****! NOW YOU'RE THE ONE SHEDDING!"
The endKILL