Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Brief House Hold ❯ DINNER WITH THE BRIEFS (BHH episode 2) ( Chapter 3 )
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By: Bulmasan666 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.28.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 990 | Visits: 230 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.28.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 990 | Visits: 230 | Status: Completed
DINNER WITH THE BRIEFS:
A/N= Author note
(It is present day at capsule Corporation. The family is sitting down to dinnerExcept for Bra, who is most likely at a bar somewhere Vegeta isn't technically sitting down either. Unless you count dropping his fork by 'accident' so he can look under Bulma's dress. Trunks is in his late 20's. Erika is 8 years old and traumatized by how active her parents are, so to speak)
Trunks: Dad?
Vegeta: *grunts and mixes cottage cheese into mashed potatoes*
Trunks: *speaking in monotone* Can I go now? -_-
Vegeta: No.
Trunks: But I have a date!
Vegeta: *monotone* Don't you have a family..?
Trunks: It's with my wife you numskull!
Vegeta: Don't talk to me like that, boy!
Trunks: I have a name you know! *Sobs*
Vegeta: Quiet and sit down then, TRUNKS!
Trunks: I'm 28! I don't have to sit here and take this! I'm leaving! *Slams the door shut*
Vegeta: What a pansy.
Bulma: *pipes up* Trunks, honey. That's the closet
Trunks: Kissama! *Leaves, slamming the door 3 times to make up for his stupidity*
Vegeta: You're right, onna, He DID get his intelligence from you!
Bulma: **** you! *Covers mouth* Oops.
Erika: O_O *Begins to bang her head on her plate* AHH! NOT AGAAAIIIIINNNN!
Vegeta: Well you're the one who always says he's smart because of you.
Erika: *smashes her face into steamed broccoli* O_O
Bulma: Well at least I wash my tail! I bet you can't say the same!
Vegeta: You oughtta know! *Smirks* You're the one who sucks on I- *glances at Erika* -lollipops
Bulma: Smooth one Vegeta.
Vegeta: Shaddap or I'll kiss you! XD
(A/N: Hai, I stole that phrase too. I'm sorry. It belongs to Gwendy who is one of the best fan artists ever! Gomen, I'm too stupid too make up anything better... T_T)
Bulma: You wouldn't dare!
Vegeta: *lunges at Bulma*
Erika: *has broccoli smooshed in her black hair* ..Sa
Bulma: EEP!
(A/N: Well at least I made up that on my own -.-;)
Vegeta: *nips Bulma's neck*
Bulma: Um Erika would you be so kind as to leave? *Sweatdrop* Now!?!
Erika: My pleasure! *walks away while her parents make out* Idiots
Panti: *just then walks in and hits Erika with the door* Oops..
Erika: Owie! XD
Panti: *ignoring her best friend* Ok, where is he!?
Bulma: It wasn't me!
(A/N: That's how I answer when people call my name, even to teachers. Lmao)
Vegeta: Who?
Panti: MY DAD! *veins popping out of her forehead*
Bulma: Aw, look Vegeta! Her vein pops out just like yours! *Pokes him* Must be trait ^_^;
Vegeta: He left. Acting like a prep. *Rolls eyes*
Panti: The whole crying deal huh? *Crosses her arms*
Vegeta: Yep.
Erika: *cleaning her ears like a cat*
Panti: He went to go- *stops, looks at Erika* -'feck' my mom right?
Vegeta: *sighs* Yep.
Erika: C'mon people! I may be a neko but I'm not THAT stupid! *shiver**twitch*
Bulma: That reminds me Erika; you're still grounded for making that wish.
Erika: D'oh! ]_[
Bulma: Panti?
Panti: I didn't kill him!
(A/N: That's how she answers peopleHrm I wonder why she's forced to see the school psychologist daily? ^_^;)
Bulma: Nani?
Panti: Um, nothing! *Sweatdrop*
Bulma:.. I was going to ask why your skin is black *poke*
Panti: Unpoke, unpoke.
Panti: I tried to bleach it black. u_u;
Erika: Kindly do not poke the Panti. ^^
(A/N: Can you tell Erika is cracked up yet? Yup she's definitely my daughter..)
Bulma: OhWhere's your obsessive-compulsive brother?
Panti: He died. He fell into a vat of disinfectant remember?
Bulma: Oh ya! HAHAHAH! *remembers that Boxer was her grandchild* I meanHow sad ^_-
Erika: Hey, where'd dad go?
Bulma: Weeelll. I have a hunch. ^-^;
Erika: *eye twitches*
(Everyone hears an abrupt crackling of a loudspeaker. Just then, Vegeta's voice spills loudly over the loudspeaker.)
Vegeta: ALL BRATS WHO VALUE THEIR EXISTANCE HAD BETTER LEAVE NOW!
Erika and Panti: *wailing in unison* But we don't value our existence!
Vegeta: GO!
Panti: Fine. Cool it grandpa.
Vegeta: -_-
Erika: C'mon Panti! Let's go shop for candy and cat ears! *Blushes*
Panti: Oh god.
Erika: WEEEE! *She pulls Panti toward the front door*
Panti: Are you hyper?
Erika: *has stars in her eyes* YES! Yes I am!
Bulma: (To herself) Jeez, you would think that Panti was my daughterhow is she Trunk's kid anyway? O_o;
Erika: We can get my sister to drive us!
Vegeta: *appears out of nowhere* no. She's not allowed.
Panti: Rightthe drinking thing
Bulma: And you're grounded Erika.
Panti and Erika: RUUUUN!!! *They escape through a window*
(The screeching of a car is heard, followed by girls laughing)
Vegeta: Is that your car? o.o
Bulma: Who really cares anymore? -_-
Vegeta: That's the spirit! *smirks and pulls Bulma onto the couch*
The endKILL
A/N= Author note
(It is present day at capsule Corporation. The family is sitting down to dinnerExcept for Bra, who is most likely at a bar somewhere Vegeta isn't technically sitting down either. Unless you count dropping his fork by 'accident' so he can look under Bulma's dress. Trunks is in his late 20's. Erika is 8 years old and traumatized by how active her parents are, so to speak)
Trunks: Dad?
Vegeta: *grunts and mixes cottage cheese into mashed potatoes*
Trunks: *speaking in monotone* Can I go now? -_-
Vegeta: No.
Trunks: But I have a date!
Vegeta: *monotone* Don't you have a family..?
Trunks: It's with my wife you numskull!
Vegeta: Don't talk to me like that, boy!
Trunks: I have a name you know! *Sobs*
Vegeta: Quiet and sit down then, TRUNKS!
Trunks: I'm 28! I don't have to sit here and take this! I'm leaving! *Slams the door shut*
Vegeta: What a pansy.
Bulma: *pipes up* Trunks, honey. That's the closet
Trunks: Kissama! *Leaves, slamming the door 3 times to make up for his stupidity*
Vegeta: You're right, onna, He DID get his intelligence from you!
Bulma: **** you! *Covers mouth* Oops.
Erika: O_O *Begins to bang her head on her plate* AHH! NOT AGAAAIIIIINNNN!
Vegeta: Well you're the one who always says he's smart because of you.
Erika: *smashes her face into steamed broccoli* O_O
Bulma: Well at least I wash my tail! I bet you can't say the same!
Vegeta: You oughtta know! *Smirks* You're the one who sucks on I- *glances at Erika* -lollipops
Bulma: Smooth one Vegeta.
Vegeta: Shaddap or I'll kiss you! XD
(A/N: Hai, I stole that phrase too. I'm sorry. It belongs to Gwendy who is one of the best fan artists ever! Gomen, I'm too stupid too make up anything better... T_T)
Bulma: You wouldn't dare!
Vegeta: *lunges at Bulma*
Erika: *has broccoli smooshed in her black hair* ..Sa
Bulma: EEP!
(A/N: Well at least I made up that on my own -.-;)
Vegeta: *nips Bulma's neck*
Bulma: Um Erika would you be so kind as to leave? *Sweatdrop* Now!?!
Erika: My pleasure! *walks away while her parents make out* Idiots
Panti: *just then walks in and hits Erika with the door* Oops..
Erika: Owie! XD
Panti: *ignoring her best friend* Ok, where is he!?
Bulma: It wasn't me!
(A/N: That's how I answer when people call my name, even to teachers. Lmao)
Vegeta: Who?
Panti: MY DAD! *veins popping out of her forehead*
Bulma: Aw, look Vegeta! Her vein pops out just like yours! *Pokes him* Must be trait ^_^;
Vegeta: He left. Acting like a prep. *Rolls eyes*
Panti: The whole crying deal huh? *Crosses her arms*
Vegeta: Yep.
Erika: *cleaning her ears like a cat*
Panti: He went to go- *stops, looks at Erika* -'feck' my mom right?
Vegeta: *sighs* Yep.
Erika: C'mon people! I may be a neko but I'm not THAT stupid! *shiver**twitch*
Bulma: That reminds me Erika; you're still grounded for making that wish.
Erika: D'oh! ]_[
Bulma: Panti?
Panti: I didn't kill him!
(A/N: That's how she answers peopleHrm I wonder why she's forced to see the school psychologist daily? ^_^;)
Bulma: Nani?
Panti: Um, nothing! *Sweatdrop*
Bulma:.. I was going to ask why your skin is black *poke*
Panti: Unpoke, unpoke.
Panti: I tried to bleach it black. u_u;
Erika: Kindly do not poke the Panti. ^^
(A/N: Can you tell Erika is cracked up yet? Yup she's definitely my daughter..)
Bulma: OhWhere's your obsessive-compulsive brother?
Panti: He died. He fell into a vat of disinfectant remember?
Bulma: Oh ya! HAHAHAH! *remembers that Boxer was her grandchild* I meanHow sad ^_-
Erika: Hey, where'd dad go?
Bulma: Weeelll. I have a hunch. ^-^;
Erika: *eye twitches*
(Everyone hears an abrupt crackling of a loudspeaker. Just then, Vegeta's voice spills loudly over the loudspeaker.)
Vegeta: ALL BRATS WHO VALUE THEIR EXISTANCE HAD BETTER LEAVE NOW!
Erika and Panti: *wailing in unison* But we don't value our existence!
Vegeta: GO!
Panti: Fine. Cool it grandpa.
Vegeta: -_-
Erika: C'mon Panti! Let's go shop for candy and cat ears! *Blushes*
Panti: Oh god.
Erika: WEEEE! *She pulls Panti toward the front door*
Panti: Are you hyper?
Erika: *has stars in her eyes* YES! Yes I am!
Bulma: (To herself) Jeez, you would think that Panti was my daughterhow is she Trunk's kid anyway? O_o;
Erika: We can get my sister to drive us!
Vegeta: *appears out of nowhere* no. She's not allowed.
Panti: Rightthe drinking thing
Bulma: And you're grounded Erika.
Panti and Erika: RUUUUN!!! *They escape through a window*
(The screeching of a car is heard, followed by girls laughing)
Vegeta: Is that your car? o.o
Bulma: Who really cares anymore? -_-
Vegeta: That's the spirit! *smirks and pulls Bulma onto the couch*
The endKILL