Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Bulma's Tail ❯ Saiyan Moon ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2

Saiyan Moon

Bulma veered into the canyon where Freiza's ship lay in ruin. There had to be some computers on board to get any Saiyain history from. She had a small power indicator attached to her belt. It would sense any abnormal ki levels. So if any of Freiza's army was nearby she'd be able to detect them and get the hell out of there.

*I'm doing this for me* She told herself. *Not Vegeta, I need to get information to knock the proud Saiyain down. Thinking his race is so great. I bet I'm right and humans and Saiyans are related.*

She forced open the door with her crowbar. Inside she quickly traced the power supply. She started the generator, lights flooded in. There was a lot of damage to the ship. It would never fly again.

She made her way to the bridge and hooked up her laptop. She quickly found the communicators. They were exactly like the one she took from Radditz. She disabled the device. There might have been a hidden tracking device and the last thing she needs is a beacon going off.

*I'm doing good so far. Lucky I was so curious and asked Goku a hundred and one questions about Freiza's ship.* Bulma like most genius's possessed a photographic memory. She had completely memorised the conversation she had with Goku. Asking him what happened after they got transferred from Namek to Earth.

She set her computer to communicate with the alien computer. *I'm glad they're windows friendly.*

Eventually she found the files she was looking for and started downloading them. Even though it was hard to read as her computer couldn't translate it all. She still had her old files from the scanner/communicator she'd scavenged off of Raditz. This was the same language and technology only a lot more complicated. She quickly scanned some of the original files.

There had been other planets as well as planet Vegeta; the ones conquered by Freiza. It was a long list of worlds that had stopped existing. They all had the same executioner's name, Vegeta. Cold reality hit her; she was reminded of the murderer that lived in her house. He hadn't killed anyone since he was reborn.

*He was only following orders.* She tried to remind herself but a cold chill still run down her spine.

Bulma quickly completed her task. The ship was creepy and she had used up all her bravery. Shutting down the ship she ran to her plane. The names of the planet running through her mind.

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Vegeta raised himself into a handstand. At 400g one hand push ups were quite rewarding. He paused for a minute. It felt like someone had just walked over his grave. He hmpphed and carried on he had to get to 800 push ups and then he'll change to his other hand.

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Bulma arrived home, slightly out of breath at what she had done. She couldn't tell anyone though. Her Ki radar went off as it detected Vegeta. She looked at the read out he was getting stronger but it still wasn't the same as Goku. She turned it off knowing the little Saiyain would hate for her to know that.

*What if he did reach his goal as super Saiyain and defeated Goku and conquered the whole universe? Would he carry on destroying planets?*

She took a peek into the gravity chamber. Vegeta was on 304 of his one hand push ups. Bulma watched him admiring the way his muscles bunched with each strain. She only broken up with Yamcha a few hours ago; but she had stopped loving him for quite a while.

Now she was checking out Vegeta, especially his butt. *He'd never find me attractive anyway. I'm just a no tail human*

Vegeta grimaced as he felt the small ki of Bulma. For some reason he had managed to sense her. Her levels were so low she should blend in with the other humans on the planet. Her Ki stood out like an insect bite interrupting his focused mind. He turned his head to the window, he could see her pale face in the window.

He smirked and squeezed his butt cheeks.

Bulma jumped back. *He knew I was watching!* She jogged back to her lab were she could analyse the data she'd downloaded from Freiza's ship. She'd find some dirt on the saiyains.

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"Bulma honey". Mrs. Briefs appeared in the laboratory with a hot cup of tea. "You've been at that computer all afternoon; shouldn't you take a rest."

"I'm be fine mom." Bulma said as she furiously typed. Some of the text had some unknown verbs, but she'd found something interesting. Her mother placed the tea down.

"You know Yamcha called this afternoon." She said almost disapprovingly but still being nice.

"Yamcha and I are over." Stated Bulma.

"That's nice dear." Mrs. Briefs smiled her usual goofy smile.

"That means your free to ask that nice man Vegeta to dinner. He never eats with us."

"Probably doesn't know what a family dinner is Mom." She took a sip of her tea. Looking over the dizzy blonde was still there. Bulma sighed. "Yes I'll ask him."

Mrs. Briefs scurried off, going on as usual about how if she was 10 years younger.

Bulma read on: 'The saiyain's breeding ritual is deep and very spiritual. The couple form an inescapable marriage that according to their religion it goes on after death. They call it the ^%$#, saiyain couples have been known to psychically sense their mate in danger. If the ^%$# is not returned the rejected saiyain has been known to self explode. Most Saiyain couples fight to gain the dominant role. The tail holds a deep symbolism to the selection of a mate. A female with a long, soft and sensitive tail is treasured and can be fought over quite fiercely by other saiyain males.'

Bulma looked at her tailless bottom.* No wonder I'm unattractive to him. It's like being flat chested.* She couldn't translate the word that they used for their marriage. It probably didn't matter she had no interest in marrying Vegeta.

*Maybe I should tell my Mom that'll stop her drooling, inescapable marriage, past death?* She saved the data and turned off the computer. Her eyes were starting to hurt. It was getting near dinner time , so she finished her tea and headed to the gravity capsule.

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"VEGETA!" She knew he could hear her; but it was better to get him angry to get his attention.

The capsule opened up. "I can hear you Woman, what is it?" Vegeta had his shirt off the sweat dripping off him after his training.

Bulma stared the manly smell was quite strong. "Um... my Mom wants you to join us for dinner."

"I am not one of your pet cats I will eat when I like." He snarled.

*Yeah right Vegeta my pet* "If you must know us humans like to eat as a group. I just thought maybe you'd like to have a hot meal with my family; instead of getting the cold leftovers."

Vegeta thought for a second, his stomach won. "..sigh...I will join you after I have had a shower. It better be a large helping I get."

"Oh you bet, it is my Mom that's cooking". Bulma turned away thankful that he was taking a shower and she didn't have to fight him into it.

"Just so long as none of you no tail monkeys try to make conversation." He shouted to her as she walked away.

Bulma turned and yelled back. "As if Vegeta, and just took at your own butt it's just as tail-less."

"Did you get a good enough look earlier. I'll give you another."

With that Vegeta turned and flashed Bulma his ass, slapping it. He laughed as her face turned crimson with embarrassment.

*I'll get you for that one you pig!* Bulma thought as she ran half in shock and the other in pure rage.

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Author's Note: Yes I know it's incredibly OOC for Vegeta to flash Bulma, but what if that was just another Saiyan way of showing you like someone. It's a very monkey thing to do, so maybe. It's a weak excuse I know but I found it funny.