Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Goku No Say ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Pretty much the same kinda chapter as the last, only with Goku this time...

A/N: I still don't own DBZ.


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Goku: Are you kidding? Quantom Physics is my favorite subject!

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Goku: I love carrots...(A/N: If you don't know how un-characteristic that is of him, SHAME ON YOU!)

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Goku: Who's yer booboo daddy?!! (A/N: HA!)

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Goku: I feel sick. Perhaps I should go to the doctor and get my flu shot.

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Goku: Buu, if you ever turn me into food again, could you turn me into a waffle? I've always wondered what waffles felt like...

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Goku: Groovy chicky baby!

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Goku: Chichi, I don't want to alarm you, but I dreamt about chicken again...
Chichi: Oh lord...
(A/N: I don't get it either, I'd just go with the flow...)

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Goku: No thanks, I'm on a diet.

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Goku: Hey guys! Wanna hear so some poetry I wrote?
Vegeta: *twitches*
Bulma: Sure Goku.
Goku: Ahem...there was a taco, I named it Joe. Where did it come from? I do not know.
Vegeta: *twitches again*
Goku: Should I eat it? Should I save it for later? Should I have voted for Ralph Nader? I--
Vegeta: SHUT UP!!!
Goku: How rude!

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Goku: Ya know, with my hair, I would make an AWESOME chimney sweep!
Vegeta: That's the smartest thing I've ever heard you say.

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Gohan: C'mon dad, let's go train!
Goku: Can't you see I'm busy knitting? Don't you have homework to do or something?

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Goku: Ohhhhh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weeeeeinerrrrrr, that is what I'd truly like to beeeeee, cuz if I was an Oscar Mayer weeeeeinerrrr...Ev-...hey, come to think of it, I'd probably eat myself...(A/N: He would too...)

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Goku: EVERYBODY POLKA!

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Goku: My spidey sense is tingling. (A/N: o_0)

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Goku: Guess what Chichi! I finally got a job!

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Goku: ...I dedicate this next song to my baby's momma...(A/N: I'd pay to have Sean Schemmel record Goku saying that)

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Goku: Hello, I am Son Goku, and this is Masterpiece Theatre...

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Goku: Playas don't talk about it, dey be about it, yo!

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A/N: Uhm...