Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Vegeta Again? ( Chapter 3 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Bugsygurl 
More Vegeta insanity. Vegeta's answering machine...it's...interesting.
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Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.30.2003 | Updated On: 08.10.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 516 | Visits: 1.0K | Status: Work In Progress
More Vegeta insanity. Vegeta's answering machine...it's...interesting.
*Updated*
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.30.2003 | Updated On: 08.10.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 516 | Visits: 1.0K | Status: Work In Progress
Another chapter for Vegeta-head! YAY!
A/N: No...still don't own DBZ...
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Vegeta: I want my mommy! (A/N: Does he even have a mommy to want?)
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Vegeta: Tsk Tsk, those curtains don't go with the furniture, you really should've went with the mauve.
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Vegeta: Do these pants make my ass look fat?
Trunks: Don't answer him, it's a trick question.
Goten: Gotcha.
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Vegeta: Do you think I'd look good with a perm? How about highlights?
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Vegeta: (looking at himself in the mirror) I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurrrrrrts, yeah!
Bulma: What are you doing?
Vegeta: I'm shaking my tush on the catwalk, what does it look like I'm doing?
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Vegeta: Let's boogie to it!
Goku: I thought you'd never ask...
(A/N: I.....don't get it)
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Vegeta: Ain't nothing to it, but to do it. (A/N: I'd pay Chris Sabat to record this one)
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Vegeta: RIIIIIICCCOOOOOOOLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA! (A/N: A person with his voice doing that commercial is wrong)
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Vegeta: Owy, that hurt my bum bum!
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Vegeta: Shut up!! Ya...big bag of dummy! (A/N: Read that outloud)
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Vegeta: Dammit, there's no more toilet paper! (looks down at hands and raises his eyebrow) Hmmmmmmm...
Later....
Vegeta: Hey Goku!
Goku: You...just called me Goku...?
Vegeta: Yeah, I'm sick of fighting with you. I don't see why we can't be friends, I mean, it's so obvious that your strength is superior to mine. I've really been such an asshole over the years. Can you ever forgive me?
Goku: Well of course I can, Veggie!
Vegeta: Greeeeat, put 'er there pal! (shakes Goku's hand and grins evilly to himself)
(A/N: That naughty Vegeta and his filthy hands)
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Vegeta: ...And in the name of Plant Vegeta, I shall punish you!
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Vegeta: Hey Kaka yer so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Kaka!
Goku: Did you just call me...Kaka?
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Vegeta: Hey you, pull my finger...
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Vegeta: Let's all do the Macarena!
Goku: ALRIGHT!
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Vegeta: I still wet the bed sometimes...
Bulma: So that's why our room smells like that...
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Vegeta: Oh yeah well...yo momma! (A/N: Good one Vegeta...)
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Vegeta: You are such a flippity jibit! (A/N: Ouch...)
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Vegeta's answering machine: Hello, you have reached the Brief's residence. We have not answered the phone for one of the following reasons, take your pick. Number 1: I'm outside training, Bulma's shopping, who cares where Trunks is, and the woman's parents are probably getting laid...Number 2: I'm outside training, Bulma is downstairs working on her computer, who cares where Trunks is, and the woman's parents are probably getting laid...Number 3: I'm outside training, Bulma is in the garden, who cares where Trunks is, and the woman's parents are probably getting laid...And finally Number 4, I'm outside training, Bulma's at a friend's house, who cares where Trunks is, and the woman's parents have probably died from excessive fucking. So don't be a baka, and leave a message after the beep. *Beep
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A/N: It's true though, you never do know where Bulma's parents are. o_O
A/N: No...still don't own DBZ...
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Vegeta: I want my mommy! (A/N: Does he even have a mommy to want?)
*
Vegeta: Tsk Tsk, those curtains don't go with the furniture, you really should've went with the mauve.
*
Vegeta: Do these pants make my ass look fat?
Trunks: Don't answer him, it's a trick question.
Goten: Gotcha.
*
Vegeta: Do you think I'd look good with a perm? How about highlights?
*
Vegeta: (looking at himself in the mirror) I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurrrrrrts, yeah!
Bulma: What are you doing?
Vegeta: I'm shaking my tush on the catwalk, what does it look like I'm doing?
*
Vegeta: Let's boogie to it!
Goku: I thought you'd never ask...
(A/N: I.....don't get it)
*
Vegeta: Ain't nothing to it, but to do it. (A/N: I'd pay Chris Sabat to record this one)
*
Vegeta: RIIIIIICCCOOOOOOOLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA! (A/N: A person with his voice doing that commercial is wrong)
*
Vegeta: Owy, that hurt my bum bum!
*
Vegeta: Shut up!! Ya...big bag of dummy! (A/N: Read that outloud)
*
Vegeta: Dammit, there's no more toilet paper! (looks down at hands and raises his eyebrow) Hmmmmmmm...
Later....
Vegeta: Hey Goku!
Goku: You...just called me Goku...?
Vegeta: Yeah, I'm sick of fighting with you. I don't see why we can't be friends, I mean, it's so obvious that your strength is superior to mine. I've really been such an asshole over the years. Can you ever forgive me?
Goku: Well of course I can, Veggie!
Vegeta: Greeeeat, put 'er there pal! (shakes Goku's hand and grins evilly to himself)
(A/N: That naughty Vegeta and his filthy hands)
*
Vegeta: ...And in the name of Plant Vegeta, I shall punish you!
*
Vegeta: Hey Kaka yer so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Kaka!
Goku: Did you just call me...Kaka?
*
Vegeta: Hey you, pull my finger...
*
Vegeta: Let's all do the Macarena!
Goku: ALRIGHT!
*
Vegeta: I still wet the bed sometimes...
Bulma: So that's why our room smells like that...
*
Vegeta: Oh yeah well...yo momma! (A/N: Good one Vegeta...)
*
Vegeta: You are such a flippity jibit! (A/N: Ouch...)
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Vegeta's answering machine: Hello, you have reached the Brief's residence. We have not answered the phone for one of the following reasons, take your pick. Number 1: I'm outside training, Bulma's shopping, who cares where Trunks is, and the woman's parents are probably getting laid...Number 2: I'm outside training, Bulma is downstairs working on her computer, who cares where Trunks is, and the woman's parents are probably getting laid...Number 3: I'm outside training, Bulma is in the garden, who cares where Trunks is, and the woman's parents are probably getting laid...And finally Number 4, I'm outside training, Bulma's at a friend's house, who cares where Trunks is, and the woman's parents have probably died from excessive fucking. So don't be a baka, and leave a message after the beep. *Beep
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A/N: It's true though, you never do know where Bulma's parents are. o_O