Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Vegeta and Goku ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
AHHH!! Another chapter?!?

A/N: Eugh...why do I even need to say "No, I don't own DBZ"? We know already.

Slowly but surely getting into scenario chapters...

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Goku: Hmmm, my digestive juices will make good use of this pie...

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Goku: Wanna see my Dragonballs? Why are you looking at me that way?

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Goku: Ka-me-ha-me-huh?

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Vegeta: To protect the world from devastation...
Goku: To unite all people within our nation...
Vegeta: To denounce the evils of truth and love...
Goku: To extend our reach to the stars above...
Vegeta: Vegeta!
Goku: Goku!
Both: Team Saiyan blast off at the speed of light!
Goku: Surrender now or pepare to fight!
Puar: Meow, that's right!
Yamcha: Puar, stop hanging out with them, they're crazy.

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Goku: Chichi, get out of my house. (A/N: Pfft...)

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Goku: You go gurl! *snap

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Goku's answering machine: Hello? H-hello? Huh? Helloooooooooooo? Uhm...hmmm, what does this button do? *Beep

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Trunks: Goku, I've been meaning to tell you this for a long time and--
Goku: Shhhh, I know what you're gonna say, and I feel the same way.
Trunks: Y-you mean it?!?
Goku: Yeah, I mean...orange and blue? It doesn't take a genius to see that they don't match. But I'm all for the comfort, not the style.
Trunks: Oh...yeah, right. Heh.
(A/N: Trunks is so gay...I'm sorry....psych!)

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Goku: I'll bet you anything that a teddy bear stuffed with mashed potatoes would be the cuddliest, most softiest bear, EVER!
Goten: Yeah! And it'd be tastey too!
Goku: See what brilliant ideas we come up with when we're together, son?

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Goku: The guy that invented bacon bits was a GENIUS!
(A/N: I agree)

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Goku: To infinity and beyond!
Goten: Dad, how can you go beyond infinity?
Goku: I have no idea. We should probably ask for directions on the way.
Goten: Good plan, I'm glad you're so smart.
Goku: Thou hath flattered me, son.

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Goku: Can you smell what the Goku is cooking?
Vegeta: Yes, and I wish I couldn't.

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A/N: I...uh...no comment (runs away)