Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Various Insanity ( Chapter 5 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Another day, another chapter. Misc. characters this time!

A/N: Still don't own DBZ...

This chapter's stupid, you might regret reading it. I know I do. Heh...wait, I wrote it. Silly me!


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Shenron: What kinda stupid wish is that?!

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Yajirobe: (holds up sign) "Will work for chocolate milk" (A/N: o_0)

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Korin: Yajirobe, what exactly do you do here?
Yajirobe: Uhh...I dunno
Korin: You don't even know why you're here? Where did you come from, how did you got up here, why are you so ugly?
Yajirobe: Ya got me Krillin.
Korin: My name is KORIN!
Yajirobe: Whatever.
Korin: How could a fat, stupidass like you climb all the way up this tower?
Yajirobe: Would you shut up! Maury's on!
Korin: You mean Povich? Ooh! I love that guy.
(A/N: What just happened here...)

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Goku: I've always wondered this Krillin...why would a monk, of all people, want to learn martial arts?
Krillin: Uhm, uhh...

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Trunks: Not only is this sword great for fighting, it makes a great toothpick, and circumcision tool!

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Shenron: You people are annoying!

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Trunks: Goku, can I smell your hair?
Goku: I dunno, can you? I haven't washed it in a couple days...

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Bulma: I was thinking of moving to a farm and becomming Amish.
Vegeta: Yippy skippy! When are you moving out?
Bulma: I meant all of us, dingus!
Vegeta: You can keep your dingus, I'm staying here!

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Shenron: Everytime you summon me, I always seem to be eating dinner, taking a bubble bath, or about to score. You guys are like my bill collectors. We need to set appointments. How about between 4 and 5?
Goku: AM or PM?
Shenron: I expected that kind of retarded question from you...PM you dope! Why in hell would I want you to contact me at 4 in the friggin morning?!!
Bulma: Shenny, what about time zones?
Shenron: Contact me in Eastern Standard time, aight? Now, I'm leaving! Come back later!
(He leaves)
Goku: Sheesh, I didn't know eternal dragons could get PMS...

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Trunks: Hey Goten, let's play leapfrog!
Goten: No way! You always miss, and ram into my butt!
(A/N: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! If you don't at least giggle at that one, you have no funny bone!)

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Trunks: Dad, how do you keep your hair standing up like that?
Vegeta: Pudding.

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A/N: Now Vegeta's hair-do makes perfect sense...