Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ I like pie ( Chapter 6 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Could it be? There's...MORE? ^_~ The first few of these were thought up by my budday Raymundo. ENJOY!! Or else...*shakes fist at you*...yes you! .....I'm kidding.

A/N: For the love of cheerios! I don't own DBZ!!

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Vegeta: You got any mousse?
(A/N: I thought we went through this, he uses pudding...)

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Goku: Good heavens! This pie has a power level of 145,000,000
Vegeta: Give me that pie!! I must obtain it's awesome power!
Goku: It's mine!
Vegeta: One slice and I could take on Frieza himself!

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Majin Buu: Does this fat ass of mine make me look fat?

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Goku (to Radditz): ...And lemme ask you something; who in the fuck named me Kakarrot, anyway?? Sounds like a sound my cat would make as he's bringing up a hairball. Heck-haohoorokkk...KAK-KA-ROOOOT!!

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Goten: You mean Uranus is a planet?
Trunks: It's a planet?? I thought it was a crime fighting lesbian!
Goten: I thought it was a sphincter!
Trunks: Man...how could we be deceived for so long?
Gohan: There's something seriously wrong with the youth of today.

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Vegeta (chewing, holding his candy bar wrapper toward Goku): Reesestick?

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Bulma: Why is there chocolate all over my mouse? Who's been using my computer?
Vegeta: Uhhhh...(points at Trunks) He was! *runs away*
Trunks: huh?

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Krillin: Hey Goku, you'll never guess what I got pierced!

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Goku: I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse...and some fries.

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Vegeta: Do you think I'd make a pretty girl?
Goku: *stares at Vegeta, horrified*

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Trunks: I love eggs, from my head down to my legs.
Goten: Weirdo...who thinks about eggs at the beach?
Trunks: I said that outloud? Whoops...

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Gohan: Hey Piccolo, is....grabbing my ass really a part of training?
Piccolo: Uhh, of course! It catches you off guard doesn't it? You have to be prepared for anything!
Gohan: I guess so...
Piccolo: Good, now let's continue.
Gohan: Alright...*bends over*
(A/N: Uhm...)

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Vegeta: What a bunch of crap for crap.
Bulma: ...What the hell did you just say?

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Trunks: Uh oh...dad's high again.
(A/N: That's all that needs to be said...)

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Goku: Chichi...I just realized...your name means--
Chichi: POTATOE!

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Goku: My favorite animal is the cow.
Vegeta: Well that came outta nowhere...

(Odd silence)

Goku: Mooooooooooooooo...

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Piccolo: Ho ho ho...Green Giant!

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MORE LATER!!!