Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ More??? ( Chapter 7 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
OMG!!! Another one?? Mmmmmyeahhhhhh! *cough*
A/N: Contrary to popular belief, I STILL don't own DBZ...but I'm working on it *evil grin* BWAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *hack...errr...excuse me...
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Vegeta: I like tang, it makes me feel frisky.
*
Vegeta: You better watch it, I'm trained in the ancient art of Butt-whoop!
Goku: Way to go Veggie, that's sure to scare them off!
Vegeta: Stop calling me Veggie, Kaka!
Goku: And what's up with the whole 'Kaka' thing?! Stop calling me that!
Vegeta: YOU stop calling ME Veggie!
Goku: Fine! Can I call you 'Geta?
Vegeta: NO!
Goku: How about Princess Pretty Pretty Face Head?
Vegeta: ...'Geta will be fine...
*
(Bulma is making the bed, and finds a teddy bear under Vegeta's pillow.)
Bulma: Uhm, Vegeta? Is this your bear?
(Vegeta walks in the room)
Vegeta: *gasp! RELEASE MR. CUDDLES!
*
Goku: Trunks has beautiful girl hair. Kinda like the Hanson brothers...
Trunks: Uhh, thanks!
*
Goku: Vegeta, something tells me Krillin's head wasn't made for that...
Krillin: *AHHHHHHHHHHH*BUZZZZZZZZ*AHHHHHHHHHHHHH*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
Vegeta: What are you talking about? It fits perfectly!
Krillin: *AHHHHHHHHHHH*BUZZZZZZZZ* Get me outta here!!! GOKUUUUUUUU!! *BUZZZZZZZZZZ*
Goku: I don't think he likes it in there...
Vegeta: He'll thank me once he sees his shiny crome dome!
Goku: It was shiny before. Besides, that machine was made for bowling balls, not Monk heads.
Krillin: I THINK *BUZZZZZ* MY SKIN *BUZZZZZZZ* IS COMING OFF!!
Vegeta: Stop being a wuss, baka brain!
Goku: Ok, I think he's done, pull him out.
Vegeta: 10 more seconds! I'm not wasting my quarter!
Krillin: MOTHER OF *BUZZZZZZZ* GOD!!! @#$%^&*~@!!
~Ding~
(They pull his head out)
Goku&Vegeta: Oooooh, so shiiiiiiiiny!
Goku: That's quite a glare.
Vegeta: I brought sunglasses too.
Krillin: Me wanna Kelly's dreamhouse for Easter mama dada-kins!
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Trunks: WhatEVERRRRR!
*
Krillin: Well, some women find bald men sexy.
Vegeta: Shhyeah...riiiight...
Goku&Vegeta: *giggle*
Krillin: And some of them like short guys too...
Goku: HAHAHAHA!! THAT'S HILARIOUS! Who in their right mind would wanna a short guy?!
Vegeta: I know right!
Goku&Vegeta: *giggle some more*
Vegeta: Hey....waitaminute...
Krillin: HA!
Vegeta: I'm not short! Kakarrot is just really really tall!
Krillin: Riiiiight...
Vegeta: AT LEAST I HAVE HAIR!!
(A/N: There's something not quite right about them talking like girls...)
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Trunks: Talk to da hand, father.
Vegeta: I refuse to talk to your retarded hand!
Trunks: What if I put a sock puppet on it?
Vegeta: ....I'll think about it.
*
Vegeta: Gohan, I am your father.
Gohan: (turns around) M-mom?
Chichi: *whispers* Don't listen to him. He's been drinking Pepsi and watching the Star Wars Trilogy all night...
Vegeta: Come to the dark side my son....*kerrrrrrrrr
Chichi: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
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Thanks all you people, and your reviews! *sniff....I love you....ok, I'm over it now.
MORE LATER!!
A/N: Contrary to popular belief, I STILL don't own DBZ...but I'm working on it *evil grin* BWAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *hack...errr...excuse me...
*****
Vegeta: I like tang, it makes me feel frisky.
*
Vegeta: You better watch it, I'm trained in the ancient art of Butt-whoop!
Goku: Way to go Veggie, that's sure to scare them off!
Vegeta: Stop calling me Veggie, Kaka!
Goku: And what's up with the whole 'Kaka' thing?! Stop calling me that!
Vegeta: YOU stop calling ME Veggie!
Goku: Fine! Can I call you 'Geta?
Vegeta: NO!
Goku: How about Princess Pretty Pretty Face Head?
Vegeta: ...'Geta will be fine...
*
(Bulma is making the bed, and finds a teddy bear under Vegeta's pillow.)
Bulma: Uhm, Vegeta? Is this your bear?
(Vegeta walks in the room)
Vegeta: *gasp! RELEASE MR. CUDDLES!
*
Goku: Trunks has beautiful girl hair. Kinda like the Hanson brothers...
Trunks: Uhh, thanks!
*
Goku: Vegeta, something tells me Krillin's head wasn't made for that...
Krillin: *AHHHHHHHHHHH*BUZZZZZZZZ*AHHHHHHHHHHHHH*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
Vegeta: What are you talking about? It fits perfectly!
Krillin: *AHHHHHHHHHHH*BUZZZZZZZZ* Get me outta here!!! GOKUUUUUUUU!! *BUZZZZZZZZZZ*
Goku: I don't think he likes it in there...
Vegeta: He'll thank me once he sees his shiny crome dome!
Goku: It was shiny before. Besides, that machine was made for bowling balls, not Monk heads.
Krillin: I THINK *BUZZZZZ* MY SKIN *BUZZZZZZZ* IS COMING OFF!!
Vegeta: Stop being a wuss, baka brain!
Goku: Ok, I think he's done, pull him out.
Vegeta: 10 more seconds! I'm not wasting my quarter!
Krillin: MOTHER OF *BUZZZZZZZ* GOD!!! @#$%^&*~@!!
~Ding~
(They pull his head out)
Goku&Vegeta: Oooooh, so shiiiiiiiiny!
Goku: That's quite a glare.
Vegeta: I brought sunglasses too.
Krillin: Me wanna Kelly's dreamhouse for Easter mama dada-kins!
*
Trunks: WhatEVERRRRR!
*
Krillin: Well, some women find bald men sexy.
Vegeta: Shhyeah...riiiight...
Goku&Vegeta: *giggle*
Krillin: And some of them like short guys too...
Goku: HAHAHAHA!! THAT'S HILARIOUS! Who in their right mind would wanna a short guy?!
Vegeta: I know right!
Goku&Vegeta: *giggle some more*
Vegeta: Hey....waitaminute...
Krillin: HA!
Vegeta: I'm not short! Kakarrot is just really really tall!
Krillin: Riiiiight...
Vegeta: AT LEAST I HAVE HAIR!!
(A/N: There's something not quite right about them talking like girls...)
*
Trunks: Talk to da hand, father.
Vegeta: I refuse to talk to your retarded hand!
Trunks: What if I put a sock puppet on it?
Vegeta: ....I'll think about it.
*
Vegeta: Gohan, I am your father.
Gohan: (turns around) M-mom?
Chichi: *whispers* Don't listen to him. He's been drinking Pepsi and watching the Star Wars Trilogy all night...
Vegeta: Come to the dark side my son....*kerrrrrrrrr
Chichi: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
*****
Thanks all you people, and your reviews! *sniff....I love you....ok, I'm over it now.
MORE LATER!!