Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Goku Son Sings! ( Chapter 29 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Bugsygurl 
Holy crap! I updated! What has it been? Almost a year? Sheesh..
Anyway, this chapter is basically some random, short scenario, followed by a commerical where Goku uhm...sings.
Enjoy!
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.31.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 520 | Visits: 319 | Status: Completed
Holy crap! I updated! What has it been? Almost a year? Sheesh..
Anyway, this chapter is basically some random, short scenario, followed by a commerical where Goku uhm...sings.
Enjoy!
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.31.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 520 | Visits: 319 | Status: Completed
A/N: OMG!!! IT'S A MIRACLE!! I UPDATED!! Can you believe it?! Well you have to...cuz you're reading my update! I kinda figured I was done writing this "fic" but something made me wanna write this out. Lucky you!
I dunno when and if I'll update again, so don't get your hopes up...but hey, you never know. Anyway...uh....go read it now.
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Gohan: Hey dad, whatcha doin'?
Goku: Eating a cheese deluxe.
Gohan: But--but dad, that's a cookie...
Goku: IT'S A FRIGGIN CHEESE DELUXE!!!
*****
*And now a word from our sponsors*
He's thrilled--Trunks before with his magnificent voice, and now, he'll shock and disturb you...it's Goku Son Sings! Listen as Goku sings some of today's most popular hits!
*
Goku: All I wanted...was a donuuut...(sung to the tune of Michelle Branch's "All You Wanted")
You'll cry from the sheer beauty of his voice...
Vegeta: Oh, I'll cry alright...
*
Goku: Oh yes I want your cookies...yes I've thought about it (sung to the tune of Ciara's "Goodies")
Goku: We were meant to eat...so much morrrrre, have we lost our forks...(sung to the tune of Switchfoot's "Meant to Live")
Never has someone's voice touched us in such a way
Vegeta: Yeah, in our guts...
*
Goku: It's my piiiiiiie...don't you touch iiiiiit (sung to the tune of No Doubt's "It's my Life")
Goku: With a taste of some cheese, I'm lovin' it...(sung to the tune of Britney Spears' "Toxic")
Goku: Take my plate awaaaaaaay...(sung to the tune of Jessica Simpson's "Take My Breath Away")
For just 8 easy payments of 14 sandwiches, you can own this wonderful collection of today's favorites, sung only the way Goku can...horribly.
*
Goku: I like the way you cook it right thurr....(sung to the tune of Chingy's "Right Thurr")
Goku: Kami send me a sandwich...from the heavens above...(sung to the tune of Amanda Perez's "Angel")
You'll also hear Goku's renditions of songs such as:
B2K's "Bump Bump Bump"/"Lunch Lunch Lunch"
Shakira's "Objection (Tango)"/"Obsession (Taco)"
Kylie Minogue's "Can't Get You Out of my Head"/"Can't get Food out of my Mouth"
And...
Goku: Days go by and still I think of foooood...(sung to the tune of Dirty Vegas' "Days Go By")
So call the number on your screen, and for just 8 easy payments of only 14 sandwiches, this collection can be yours! Call now!
1-800-555-FOOD
A/N: Wow...this was a weird one...wait...all of my chapters are weird...uhm...LOOK OVER THERE!! *points then runs*
I dunno when and if I'll update again, so don't get your hopes up...but hey, you never know. Anyway...uh....go read it now.
*****
Gohan: Hey dad, whatcha doin'?
Goku: Eating a cheese deluxe.
Gohan: But--but dad, that's a cookie...
Goku: IT'S A FRIGGIN CHEESE DELUXE!!!
*****
*And now a word from our sponsors*
He's thrilled--Trunks before with his magnificent voice, and now, he'll shock and disturb you...it's Goku Son Sings! Listen as Goku sings some of today's most popular hits!
*
Goku: All I wanted...was a donuuut...(sung to the tune of Michelle Branch's "All You Wanted")
You'll cry from the sheer beauty of his voice...
Vegeta: Oh, I'll cry alright...
*
Goku: Oh yes I want your cookies...yes I've thought about it (sung to the tune of Ciara's "Goodies")
Goku: We were meant to eat...so much morrrrre, have we lost our forks...(sung to the tune of Switchfoot's "Meant to Live")
Never has someone's voice touched us in such a way
Vegeta: Yeah, in our guts...
*
Goku: It's my piiiiiiie...don't you touch iiiiiit (sung to the tune of No Doubt's "It's my Life")
Goku: With a taste of some cheese, I'm lovin' it...(sung to the tune of Britney Spears' "Toxic")
Goku: Take my plate awaaaaaaay...(sung to the tune of Jessica Simpson's "Take My Breath Away")
For just 8 easy payments of 14 sandwiches, you can own this wonderful collection of today's favorites, sung only the way Goku can...horribly.
*
Goku: I like the way you cook it right thurr....(sung to the tune of Chingy's "Right Thurr")
Goku: Kami send me a sandwich...from the heavens above...(sung to the tune of Amanda Perez's "Angel")
You'll also hear Goku's renditions of songs such as:
B2K's "Bump Bump Bump"/"Lunch Lunch Lunch"
Shakira's "Objection (Tango)"/"Obsession (Taco)"
Kylie Minogue's "Can't Get You Out of my Head"/"Can't get Food out of my Mouth"
And...
Goku: Days go by and still I think of foooood...(sung to the tune of Dirty Vegas' "Days Go By")
So call the number on your screen, and for just 8 easy payments of only 14 sandwiches, this collection can be yours! Call now!
1-800-555-FOOD
A/N: Wow...this was a weird one...wait...all of my chapters are weird...uhm...LOOK OVER THERE!! *points then runs*