Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Captain Ginyu, the matchmaker ❯ Dragon Hunting ( Chapter 5 )

“So, let's set out for those Dragon Balls?” Bra asked. Friday afternoon finally came.

“I already found two. We need five more to go.” Goten declared.

“Where did you find `em?”

“In your backyard, of course! There are lots of things in you yard, you just need to peel your eyes.”

Goten and Bra got the Dragon Radar and began flying northwest, nearly 175 miles away. Suddenly, Ginyu appeared like magic in front of the two Saiya-jins, in a tutu with wings, a fake silver halo was attached to his head, and a wand was in his hand which emitted sparks, especially when he waved it furiously. Goten and Bra nearly gagged, and started to burst into laughter.

“It's a plane! It's a fairy! No, it's Captain Ginyu, the Matchmaker!” Ginyu exclaimed.

“What do you want?” Bra asked, holding her breath to stop herself from laughing.

“You are tampering with your punishment. You should not do that, because I will extend your punishment to two years!”

“Yeah, whatever. We got the Dragon Balls now.”

And with that, Goten and Bra flew past Ginyu laughing their heads off. They couldn't even fly straight.

“Oh yeah, stay away from the fairy dust, Ginyu.” Goten joked over his shoulder.

Ginyu just murmured to himself, saying “They don't know who they're dealing with.” Before Goten and Bra got to the Dragon Balls, Ginyu hatched a plan. A busted lightbulb appeared above Ginyu's head.

“I know! I will gather the Dragon Balls first before they get their hands on the other five!”

Ginyu grabbed his Dragon Radar and started hunting for the other five. He got to the Dragon Ball Goten and Bra was chasing and all three got there at the same time. The Dragon Ball was in a tree, in an eagle's nest, where the eagle was standing guard.

“What are YOU doing here, Fairy Ginyu?” Goten asked.

“I'm here to crush your dreams of ever seeing yourself in your original body again!”

“Oh yeah, well check this out!”

Goten sent his fist plunging into Ginyu's stomach and tried to dig his fist deep. It felt like he punched a brick wall to him, despite the fact that Ginyu was still wearing his tacky fairy costume. If Goten was himself, he would've been able to tackle him with ease. Goten screamed in pain and blew on his hand like it was on fire. Ginyu grabbed Goten by his hair, punched him right into the stomach so hard, shockwaves flew out in all directions, then Ginyu threw Goten nine yards to his right. Goten sat up in an “L” position and he held his stomach. The last blow made Goten feel nauseous and he lost his breath. He was shaking, as if he was shivering in the bitter arctic wind.

“I will bop you with an aluminum baseball bat!” Ginyu commented.

Goten blinked and looked in Ginyu's direction. Ginyu pulled an aluminum baseball bat out of hammerspace and charged at Goten like a raging bull and sent the bat crashing into Goten's scalp. It made a sickening CRACK as it landed and Goten let out a soft groan of pain. Ginyu sent another painful blow towards Goten's back. Goten was sent flying a few feet forward and was lifted four feet into the air.

“Home run!” Ginyu proclaimed, as if enjoying himself at a baseball game.

Bra couldn't take it. She chased at Ginyu and sent a swift kick towards Ginyu's head from the back. As she did that, Goten lost consciousness and Ginyu fell forward, onto his face. Bra remembered what Goten always attacks with, and got ready.

“Ka…me…ha…me…ha!”

A massive bluish-white wave erupted from Bra's hands - she never felt anything like it. She felt like a tsunami rushed out of her hands. The wave hit Ginyu, and exploded on contact. Thinking she finished Ginyu off, she turned, started climbing the tree, and got the Dragon Ball from the eagle. The eagle bit her multiple times, and her hand and arm started to bleed. She got down from the tree, the Dragon Ball in her right hand, and went up to Goten. A large bump appeared on Goten's scalp. Suddenly, a ki blast hit Bra when she least expected it. She was hit hard on the back and thrown forward and landed right on Goten. The Dragon Ball slipped out and rolled off.

“Aw, what a cute couple!”

Ginyu stepped out of the smoke Bra's kamehameha wave left behind. Ginyu didn't even have a single scratch on him! He was smiling a toothy, broad smile.

“I'll take that.” Ginyu declared while snatching the Dragon Ball off the ground. It disappeared into thin air - Ginyu placed it in hammerspace, where it was out of Goten and Bra's reach. Ginyu then took off, looking for the nearest Dragon Ball.

“Darn!” Bra exclaimed. She then lost consciousness and drifted off on Goten.

Goten woke up a few hours later. Ginyu had already retrieved three Dragon Balls out of the missing five, leaving only two in the world. He felt Bra sleeping on him, and he tried to wake her up. When Goten was in his original body, he was a very deep sleeper - which now applies to Bra. Goten wondered how deep he always slept. Goten punched Bra, but she didn't wake up! Goten punched Bra in the stomach five times, and she finally woke up. She rubbed her eyes and stood up. Goten grabbed the Dragon Radar and looked at it. Ginyu had three now, and they only had two.

“Com'on, we have to go before Ginyu gets the remaining two Dragon Balls.”

Bra was finally wide awake now. “Ginyu has three Dragon Balls?!”

“Yeah, com'on! We gotta hurry!”

Goten and Bra raced over to the nearest Dragon Ball, the one Ginyu was heading towards. They arrived at a mountain surrounded by a massive wall of flames. Atop the mountain was the Dragon Ball, where most of the extreme fire was burning. Any human who tried to walk through those flames will be burnt in an instant once or just before they do so.

“Bra, since you're more durable than I am, go ahead and get the Dragon Ball before Ginyu comes and -“

Too late. It was as if Goten jinxed Ginyu, the Fairymaker to come.

“Well, well, well. We meet again. Two extremely weak Saiyans versus an elite master like me…this will be an exciting match.” Ginyu said sarcastically.

Goten rolled his eyes. “Quick, Bra!”

With that, Bra flew fast into the wall of flames. She was burning and wouldn't survive for a while. Ginyu tried to follow, but Goten grabbed Ginyu and sent him crashing back to Earth. Ginyu flew up and pointed his wand at Goten.

“Wow, a plastic wand! I am soo a-fraid!” Goten said with a hint of sarcasm.

“You better be!”

Ginyu shot a blue ray at Goten with his wand (wow, it works!), which hit Goten square in the chest. Ginyu kept the ray on and Goten was in pain he never felt. After a while, Goten fainted and Ginyu stopped the ray. Goten fell to Earth with a crash.

“That was the second time today. Well, you had your chance to stall me.” Ginyu said. He then flew to the summit of the mountain. He felt like a burning piece of charcoal and wondered how Bra could survive temperatures like this for a long time. When he went in, he saw a pile of skeletons surrounding the Dragon Ball. Then, he saw Bra take it. He blasted her, but she was too fast and was on her way out with the Dragon Ball. Then, out of nowhere, a fist came crashing into Ginyu's bald head. He turned around to see Goten.

“You just never learn to quit, do you?”

“It's something nobody taught me to do it.” Goten retaliated.

Ginyu blasted Goten, who dodged it and sent another crashing blow to Ginyu's head. Ginyu hit the mountain's pointy summit and was covered in a layer of bones, skulls, and other indistinguishable “items.” Ginyu pretended he was knocked out and Goten turned around and flew out of the wall of flames that engulfed the mountain. Goten left Ginyu to burn there and join the ranks of those skeletons. When he least expected it, Ginyu grabbed his hair and threw him out of the wall of fire. Ginyu then chased after Goten until Goten hit the ground. Ginyu dove, feet first, and plunged his feet into Goten's stomach. Goten let out a chocked gag and his eyes enlarged in pain, bulging out of their sockets. Ginyu (who was still standing on him) punched Goten towards his lips, knowing if he did so, Goten's mouth would hurt and bleed from the braces he wore. After Ginyu did what he needed to do, he hopped off Goten, who was huffing and puffing due him having his breath knocked out of him. Ginyu walked away, and another fist smashed into Ginyu's cheek. Ginyu's head was forced to turn left, where he spat. He turned to his right afterwards and rubbed his cheek and saw Bra's black hair in the corner of his eye. Goten got up, enraged. His hair went from blue to gold multiple times, like a cycle. Though he didn't notice it, he was on the verge of going Super Saiyan…in Bra's body! After a few tense and silent minutes, Goten's hair stayed blue.

“Heh, you can't go Super Saiyan even if your life depended on it. What a poor fool.” Ginyu taunted.

“Oh yeah, well guess what - I can!” Bra shouted.

Ginyu turned to see Bra with gold hair instead of black! Shocked, Ginyu began inching backward. He forgot Goten was still there, and his back got a good thrashing from Goten's fist. Goten attempted a ki blast, but to no avail. Bra blasted Ginyu with another kamehameha wave. Ginyu fled in terror, and flew to the last Dragon Ball.

“Ginyu has three Dragon Balls, and we have three. We have to get the last one before he does!” Goten realized. He checked the Dragon Radar and saw that the last one was at least 2,000 miles away! Goten took a look at the Dragon Radar and saw, to his amazement, that Ginyu is NOT headed towards the last Dragon Ball. Instead, he went to his lair to obviously rest. It was common sense; both parties have three Dragon Balls each, so the world wouldn't end even if Goten and Bra got the seventh and last Dragon Ball. All Ginyu has to do was to rest first, and then battle the weak and weary Bra and Goten. Then, he will have all seven in not time! Goten realized this, and decided to rest as well, so that he could have an all-out match with Ginyu.

“Change of plans - we're going to rest first, then pursue the seventh Dragon Ball.” Goten said.

“Why would we do that? Ginyu will get it first if we rest!” Bra said.

“No he won't. He is resting right now, so we have to rest too.”

Bra contemplated for a while, and finally got Goten's plan.

“Okay, we're going to Capsule Corp. first, and rest there, since it is closest to the last Dragon Ball.”

Goten agreed to Bra's plan and both flew towards Capsule Corp. Back over there, Goten and Bra knocked on the door and Vegeta answered it.

“What the HFIL are you doing here?” Vegeta asked Bra.

“She - I mean - he is sleeping over with Trunks.” Goten stuttered.

Vegeta stared at Goten suspiciously, but let them both inside. They ate dinner, hung out with Trunks, played videogames, drank sodas, and finally went to sleep after a long party. Despite all the caffeine in Goten's body, he went up to Bra's room and slept on the bed, fast asleep, since he was tired from the battle. After a mere thirty minutes, Vegeta opened all the windows and turned the A/C off to “experience the fresh, warm air of the hot, summer night.” Goten woke up abruptly to the steamy, sticky, uncomfortable air in the room. He groaned an exasperated groan but had no choice but to sleep through it. He stayed wide awake no matter what for one hour and became restless, angry and annoyed. He got out of bed and stared out of the window. Light from the full moon spilled into the room when he got to the window. The clouds revealed the moon, which shined brilliantly down to the ground. Goten stared at the amazing full moon with wonder. Light hit his blue pupils, which made his eyes light up. If someone stared at Goten face-to-face, they would see an intricate design of a myriad of innumerable stars in his fancy blue eyes. Goten returned to the bedside, still feeling extremely uncomfortable. Since the temperature was more than a searing 86 degrees Fahrenheit, Goten thought that going to bed with clothes on was stupid, so he took all his clothes off and threw them to the nearest chair. He plopped onto the bed, butt-naked and finally managed to drift into a deep sleep. After another three hours, Goten's sleep will be interrupted by…none other than Ginyu! Ginyu climbed in through Goten's window with stealth, looking for the Dragon Balls. The moon went behind the clouds again and Ginyu couldn't see a single darn thing! He let his eyes adjust for a minute, and got a Dragon Radar out of hammerspace. He turned it on and it showed that two Dragon Balls were hid somewhere towards the bed, and one was on the bedside table. Ginyu decided to get the two from the bed first. At the bedside, Ginyu examined the bed, wondering where Goten put the Dragon Balls. He pulled the blanket off Goten so swift, Goten didn't feel a thing. Goten was lying on his back, so Ginyu saw Goten's cream-colored, slender, hourglass-shaped body resting on the bed. Ginyu stared at Goten's chest and saw two, circle-shaped silhouettes of Goten's breasts, which he mistook as the two hidden Dragon Balls. Ginyu slowly and carefully reached for the two “Dragon Balls”. His hands grabbed Goten's huge breasts and Ginyu immediately knew something did not FEEL right. The “Dragon Balls” felt like flesh, were soft as opposed to being hard, and were squeezable. Ginyu squeezed and scrutinized the breasts with his hands. He felt nipples on the front and found out that the “Dragon Balls” weren't detachable. He wondered why he felt nipples on the Dragon Balls. Goten, now almost semi-conscious; felt an aroused feeling as Ginyu squeezed his breasts like stressballs.

“Ooohhh…mmmm…that feels nice.” Goten unknowingly said, a result of being subconscious.

Ginyu ignored Goten and finished scrutinizing Goten's chest and wondered how the HFIL he would get the “Dragon Balls” off Goten and contemplated why the “balls” felt like girl's breasts. Ginyu groped Goten's large breasts again and tried to get them off gently. The moon's wonderful light flowed in from the window and shined on Goten's bare body, which revealed to Ginyu's blind eyes, what actually was he holding. To his horror, Goten's breasts were lit up with the yellowish-white light flowing in from the window. The light hit Goten's partially opened eyes, which woke him up and got out of his subconscious state and into a fully operational conscious state. He got up, glared at Ginyu, and knew exactly what was going on and remembered every single thing Ginyu did.

“What…the…hell…are YOU DOING!?” Goten asked with a hint of rage in his voice.

Ginyu stared at Goten with horror (he couldn't get his eyes off Goten's bare body) and stared at his breasts, which were jiggling as Goten was screaming at him. Thinking Goten could see what he was staring at, he diverted his eyes to Goten's brilliant blue eyes. He could see a myriad of sparkles in Goten's eyes as the moonlight hit Goten's wonderful fantastic, blue eyes. Goten looked threatening suddenly and slowly inched his way towards Ginyu. Ginyu couldn't resist it, and stared at Goten's bouncing tits, which turned Ginyu on. He became sexually excited, and he felt erection, which made it feel uncomfortable if he walked. After Ginyu calmed himself down, he flew out of the window, empty-handed. Goten, still tired, didn't pursue and plopped back onto the bed, where he fell asleep fast. The next morning, Vegeta woke up early to do Saturday chores and turn the A/C on. With the sudden decrease of temperature, Goten woke up from his torpor nature and reluctantly got out of bed. He got dressed in the usual red outfit Bra wears after getting out of bed and went downstairs. Bra was already awake, Trunks was still being the lazy boy he was and still was in bed, and Vegeta was cooking while Bulma was lazy in bed (now we know why Trunks is still in bed!). Goten took a seat next to Bra at the breakfast table and began eating. Instead of having the craving for eleven plates, he ate only a bowl of low-fat cereal.

“All this will change today - My appetite, my menstrual problems…everything!” Goten thought with a happy expression playing on his face. He saw Bra, downing an entire plate of five 16-ounce steaks to subdue her titanic hunger. Goten wanted to do that, but Bra's body refused to let him do such a thing. After eating, Goten discussed what happened last night and his plans to defeat Ginyu. After Goten told the whole embarrassing story, Bra got mad and told Goten to create a plan that would “beat the HFIL out of him.” When Vegeta heard what Bra said, he listened in on their conversation. After discussing their plans, Goten and Bra prepared and told Vegeta that they're going around town. Vegeta told them to be safe and go, and unknowing to Goten and Bra, he knew that they were actually going to summon Shen Long, but he still didn't know why. Goten checked the Dragon Radar and found out that Ginyu was already headed for the last Dragon Ball, since he was too dumb and unwise to NOT carry his three Dragon Balls, which are CLEARLY shown on the Dragon Radar. After flying 2,000 miles, they finally got to the vicinity of the Dragon Ball.

Goten and Bra got to the last Dragon Ball just 30 minutes before Ginyu did. They arrived at another mountain…Mt. Paozu! Goten heard that this mountain was where his dad lived as a child…and that it was infested with thousands of monsters, natives, and traps. They began to climb and search the mountain for the Dragon Ball (it could be anywhere, not just the summit). They came across a few monsters along the way and easily defeated them. They came across a few monsters along the way and easily defeated them. Then, they came across a mob of angry villagers, which wanted to turn the trespassers into stone. Soon, the villagers attacked and everyone was on Bra and Goten.

“Get off me! I'll blast you and I'm not afraid to do it!”

Then, as swift as they were, they got off them, only to reveal a cannon aimed at them. Goten and Bra gulped…and the cannon was fired. It wasn't a cannonball that hit them, but a sandy, but wet substance. Bra and Goten felt like they were covered with wet sand. Soon, it began to harden and both Goten and Bra's locomotion was constricted. Bra immediately knew what they were covered in…cement! In a matter of minutes, Goten and Bra were statues. The villagers got the cement off Bra and Goten's head and neck, allowing them to blink, move their head, breathe, and talk.

“Hey, what's the big deal?” Goten asked angrily.

“You are now our new statues! Adam, go get the sacred ball of orangeness!”

“Ball of orangeness?” Bra asked curiously. The villagers didn't answer her.

Adam came out with the sacred ball of orangeness, otherwise known to Goten and Bra as…the seven-star Dragon Ball? Yes, it was the Dragon Ball! Goten tried to break free out of his cement prison, but Bra's body was too weak. Bra, on the other hand, was strong enough but didn't even bother.

“Bra…” Goten whispered “break out of the cement and snatch the Dragon Ball!”

“No, that would be too rude!”

“But that ball is our solution to our problem!”

“I don't care!”

Goten couldn't believe Bra. He didn't question her, but struggled to free himself. Bra actually didn't care because she learned to be affectionate to Goten and his life because she saw what Goten goes through every day. You could assume that behind-the-scenes, Bra learned how to appreciate her spoiled life and, you could say, that Bra likes Goten now - all of this is what Goten never knew. The cement that covered every square inch of Goten's body was too thick so Goten wasn't able to get out of his prison. Soon, Captain Ginyu came, this time dressed in his Ginyu Squad uniform.

“Oh great…Captain Crazymaker arrived!” Goten said with exasperation.

But to Goten's satisfaction, Ginyu was blasted by the cannon when he tried to snatch the Dragon Ball. The villagers didn't even try to scrape the cement off Ginyu's head. Finally, after a few agonizing minutes, Goten exploded out of his cement prison and with stealth, Goten sneaked up to Adam. While Goten sneaked up on Adam, he accidentally kicked a pot, which banged into a pile of pots and pans. Goten forgot that Bra was very clumsy. He just blew his cover with Bra's clumsiness. Adam spun around and shouted “Fire the cannon!”

Goten dodged every single shot and grabbed the Dragon Ball from Adam.

“Gimmie the sacred ball! That single ball is the reason why this village has good luck!” Adam shouted.

Bra, knowing Goten was in danger, broke out with ease. She bonked Adam on the head and he was knocked out cold. The villagers got frightened and they all ran into the woods. Ginyu, seeing that the last Dragon Ball was in Goten and Bra's possession, broke out with rage.

“You give me that Dragon Ball, and nobody gets hurt.” Ginyu said through clenched teeth.

“No way!” Bra shouted.

Ginyu was the first to attack - he smashed his knee into Bra's back. Bra fell forward and her face went crashing into the grass. Goten attempted to blast Ginyu with another ki blast, but still couldn't get Bra's pathetic ki into his hands. He realized Bra's body couldn't do ki blasts, and was limited to only melee attacks.

“Well, this sucks.” Goten said, disappointed.

Ginyu caught Goten off guard and tugged on Goten's hair, as if he was trying to rip Goten's hair clear off his scalp.

Bra's instincts took over Goten. “No, not the hair - anything but the hair!”

“Come on, what `cha gonna do about it, valley girl?” Ginyu taunted.

Goten became enraged about what Ginyu called him, “valley girl”, but wasn't enraged enough to free himself from the firm grip Bra's hormones have over him. He begged Ginyu to stop. When Goten has had enough, he broke free of Bra's overactive hormones and smashed his elbow into Ginyu's stomach. Ginyu let out a sound that looked like a gag of vomit. Ginyu let go of Goten's hair, and a Dragon Ball came out of hammerspace, and dropped to Ginyu's side. Goten swiped it and noticed that if he hurts Ginyu even more, he would let go of the Dragon Balls he stored in hammerspace.

“Five Dragon Balls on me side, and only two for you.” Goten bragged.

Ginyu shot a massive ki blast at Goten, and Goten was thrown backward and he let go of Ginyu's Dragon Ball. Goten quickly got up and both Ginyu and Goten scrambled for the Dragon Ball. Goten got it first, and Ginyu grabbed a huge magnet out of hammerspace (which he stole from a huge science lab). He turned it on, and aimed it at Goten's mouth.

“I noticed that your braces are mostly nickel, so don't be surprised if your braces are attracted to this monster magnet.

Goten started moving to the magnet, as if his braces were attracted to it. He tried to resist, tried to move backward, but Ginyu strengthened the magnet's power with a dial on the magnet's back, and Goten lurched forward. His mouth slammed into the magnet's side, and Goten's lips started bleeding - he tasted blood that didn't belong to him, Bra's blood. He shouted muffled, sticky words, but Ginyu ignored the indistinguishable words and grabbed the two Dragon Balls in Goten's possession. Now Ginyu had four and Goten and Bra had three. Goten punched the magnet, which destroyed it, and broke free from its grip. He threw the magnet at Ginyu, and it slammed into him, creating a pile of magnetized metal around him. Ginyu let go of the Dragon Balls and they rolled on the ground. Goten grabbed the two and he slammed his foot on Ginyu's free face. The remaining two Dragon Balls Ginyu had escaped hammerspace and into Goten's possession. Ginyu pretended he was knocked out by now. Goten, not learned his lesson from the last time, left Ginyu under the broken magnet. Goten gathered the seven Dragon Balls and woke Bra. They summoned the eternal dragon, Shen Long and was about to make their wish. Goten and Bra stared at the long, twisting, messed up body of Shen Long as it curled itself out of the Dragon Balls and into the darkened sky. “What is your wish?” The dragon said through its large mouth. The low, booming voice shook the ground as it spoke; creating an earthquake that uprooted some large trees that surrounded them.

This was the perfect time for Ginyu to spring into action, which he literally did. Ginyu climbed out of the jumbled magnet metal with stealth and raced towards the couple. Once he got there, he shoved Goten and Bra into the forest, just yards away, and shouted his wish at the top of his lungs.

“I wish that Goten and Bra would be trapped in their current bodies for two years…with ABSOLUTELY NO WAY OUT!”

Shen Long stared at Ginyu as if he was totally stupid. Then, he said something…”Your wish has been granted. Farewell.”

Goten and Bra raced out of the forest to persuade Shen Long to repeal the wish, yelling and screaming out of order in protest. Then suddenly, two spheres of yellow blinding light surrounded Bra and Goten, one for each of them. Ginyu laughed maniacally and uncontrollably as his wish was coming true. Both Bra and Goten began to feel weird, as if their bodies became like a layer of flesh that they wore all around them. Their sphere of yellow light lifted them off the ground and they felt the skin tighten in on their souls. It became hot, hotter than anyone can imagine. It was like wearing seven layers of thick sweatshirts that clung tightly to every square inch of your body. It became increasingly hot; it seemed to smolder their spirits which were trapped beneath the flesh. The body which imprisoned Goten continued to tighten and the pressure was great - greater than the force of an entire ocean on you, more than a cruise ship crushing the life out of a person 1/1000th its size. Goten thought he would be squeezed out of Bra's body, but it never happened - it was as if the skin was stronger than a wall made completely of diamonds, which made it virtually impossible to break out of Bra's body. Goten didn't know it, but Bra was experiencing what Goten was going through. The bodies tightened so much; Goten's locomotion was constricted so much, since Bra's body became stiff so abruptly. The longer Goten stayed in this sphere of light, the worse the searing pain felt. Bra's body became so tight, so hot, so stiff that Goten thought he would die in the middle of all this agonizing torture Ginyu calls punishment. Goten tried to gather some of Bra's internal ki and pushed it down, which made him fly. But Goten didn't get very far - once he got to the edge of the sphere of mystical light, he bumped something hard, as if the sphere had a glass surface. Goten pressed his hot face onto the hard surface and saw what was happening beyond his spherical prison. He slammed the surface with his hands, but the glass didn't break. Soon, his entire body began to stiffen, and his chest became even tighter, which constricted his breathing. Each breath was a struggle for him - just to exhale and inhale. Goten felt Bra's gigantic breasts press against his chest, and his breasts began to tingle like crazy.

“Get…me…out…of -“ Goten wasn't able to finish his sentence as his jaws began to tighten. It felt like he had lockjaw and he couldn't say a thing. Soon, he was choking and he couldn't inhale a single cubic millimeter of air. His face turned red as Bra's breasts continued to tighten in on his soul's chest, consequentially constricting his breathing completely. He began to go in and out of consciousness as Bra's body continued to torture his soul. The light began to fade, and he could see through the glass surface, watching Ginyu smile at him and wave. Goten couldn't do a thing. His soft, straight blue hair spread all around the place, obscuring some of his vision. Suddenly, all the light faded and the pain subsided, but the tightness, stiffness and tingling was left behind. With all the tightness and stiffness, Goten couldn't move a single muscle in Bra's body. The glass surface immediately disappeared like a bubble, and Goten fell to the ground with a CRASH. He heard a thump land next to him, and he found Bra's muscular legs on his stomach.

“Uuuugh.” Bra and Goten moaned, and couldn't do anything more but sit there helplessly as their souls were trapped in their bodies like statues. Goten couldn't believe he was trapped in Bra's body for another two years. He couldn't take her life anymore…sure, Bra has a spoiled life, but she still has to deal with Alex, Mr. Washington, and the pressure of being a girl. Goten and Bra tried to look around and found out that the sky was a bright blue, and the ominous, eternal dragon wasn't there anymore. They saw Ginyu laughing his head off, trying to breath between his laughs. Goten tried to charge at Ginyu, but Bra's body became too stiff on his soul, all he could do is snail his way towards him.

“What's wrong, `Bra'? Is your permanent body still too tight for you?”

“Don't call me that!” Goten screamed. As he did, he stumbled and fell, and his long, blue hair formed a curtain over his face. Ginyu laughed even harder.

“All those complications will wear off in two hours. But the curse that I placed on you will stay on you for two years!” Ginyu stated.

Bra tried to attack Ginyu for stealing their chance to return to normal. But all she did was run in slow motion. Ginyu walked up to her and pushed her with one finger on her forehead. She fell down backward and made a loud thud. Ginyu grabbed the paper-white skin on her cheek and pulled it playfully.

“Be a good girl - I mean boy - and let it sink in.”

Goten got up and tried to fly and slam his head into him, but he didn't take off. Feeling Goten gather Bra's pathetic ki, he went up to him and pulled the cream-colored skin on Goten's cheek and pulled it forward so he would fall face-first. Goten fell face-first into the grass and he moaned.

“Look, you are trapped in those bodies for another two years, which means you'll have to get used to being in a body that is a different sex…and the complications that come with the opposite sex.” Ginyu said “Don't make a fool out of yourself. If you want me to try to switch guys back to prove it - which won't work - then I'll do it.” Ginyu said.

Goten stood up in slow motion. “Okay, do it. Try your best.”

Ginyu did the same stupid preparation poses and shouted “CHANGE…NOW!!!” with all his might, apparently thinking that it would make a big difference in the power of his body-swapping ability if he shouted it at the top of his lungs so people miles away could hear his “war cry.” A blinding light shot from Ginyu to Goten, and they tried to switch. Goten started seeing nothing but white, and felt a strong sensation that he is about to leave Bra's body, but it was like trying to escape a black hole. Bra's stiff body trapped Goten in and held him in firmly. Just the simple task of breaking away from that girly body became a task that could never be done. It seemed like the creamy skin of Bra's became a barrier that kept Goten inside no matter what. The skin seemed to form a barrier made of impenetrable and indestructible diamond! Ginyu tried harder to get Goten out, and Goten felt like he would be ripped to shreds in the process. The thought of him being ripped to shreds but still being stuck inside this body sent a chill down his spine. If he was going to be ripped to shreds in the process, but could never leave this damn body, it wouldn't be worth it. Ginyu increased the force at full blast, which would rip the hell out of a normal human's soul, but nothing more happened - Goten was still stuck inside Bra's body. No matter what, he couldn't get out of the body he was being held prisoner. After wasting all his energy on the body-swapping trick, Ginyu ceased his attempt and looked at Goten with a gleeful smile.

“See, I told you there was no way out!” Ginyu said.

“This can't be happening!” Goten said out loud, “I have to deal with mood swings, Vegeta, Alex and a whole lot of stuff I can't think of right now. The worst part is - I have to deal with them for TWO years!” Goten said, with tears in his eyes. He didn't really know why he was shedding tears - he should be angry! But yet, he felt sad…for no good reason!

“It can be happening.” Ginyu said. Then he left “see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!”