Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Captain Ginyu, the matchmaker ❯ Dragon Balls and lemon ( Chapter 6 )

Three hours later, Bra returned to the Son family's house. Goku was being yelled at by Chi-Chi as per usual and Gohan and Pan were watching television. Chi-Chi saw Bra come inside and greeted her.

“Oh, hi Goten. Dinner is on the table, if you want to eat it. I was just yelling at you dad - no big.”

“Thanks mom.”

Bra went to the table and ate almost eleven plates of food while recapping everything that happened three hours ago. She wondered where Goten went wrong. After feeding her apetite, which once belonged to Goten, she went up to her room, tuned the radio to the Top 40 station, and began her homework. It took Bra nearly three hours to understand one question of Goten's complicated college homework. Her mind was about to explode after planting her eyes on one page of an oversized textbook for three hours, so she plopped onto her bed and drifted into a peaceful and deep sleep.

It was nearly eleven o' clock when Pan and Gohan went to Goten's room (which was shared by all three). Pan was singing the Pokemon theme song annoyingly loud, which knocked Bra out of her dream. To top that, Gohan was singing 19-2000 by Gorillaz, which made Bra get up and walk to the door for a surprise. When Gohan and Pan opened the door, Bra shouted “WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SING WHILE I SLEEP!?”, which made Gohan and Pan jump nearly four feet into the air.

“Jeez, uncle Goten, you don't have to overreact.” Pan said in a shaky and surprised voice.

“Yeah, lil bro. Don't have a cow.” Gohan added.

“I'm going to have TWO cows if I don't have any sleep! Homework is more than enough, but you two make me explode!” Bra said, annoyed.

“You need help on your homework? Goten, that's not like you.” Gohan said. Ever since Bra and Goten swapped places, Gohan noticed that “Goten” hasn't been acting like himself. Gohan helped Bra on Goten's mind-boggling homework and Bra finally got everything. It was one o' clock when Bra finished the huge mountain of papers Goten calls homework.

Next day was Saturday, so Bra didn't wake up to go to school, but had to wake up to do Goten's chores. Goku begged Chi-Chi to let Goten train with him and Gohan. A few minutes later, Bra was outside fighting Goku and Gohan in a free-for-all match. Pan sat watching them, apparently more enthusiastic than her mom, Videl, who was sitting next to her. At four o' clock in the afternoon, Goku finally won over everyone (as always), even if Bra and Gohan were Super Saiyan, especially when they teamed up. Bra was dismissed from the fight. Finally freed from everything in the world, she decided to go to Capsule Corp. When Bra knocked on the door, Vegeta answered and unexpectedly shouted in Bra's face, messing her clothes and hair up. Vegeta opened his eyes to see who it was. He saw Goten glaring back at him.

“Oh, it's only you, Kakarrot's son. Get in here and I'll call Trunks down.”

Vegeta opened his mouth wide and almost yelled at the top of his lungs to get Trunks down before Bra interrupted him.

“Actually, I was coming here to meet Bra.”

“Why do you suddenly want to hang out with Bra instead of Trunks?” Vegeta said in a suspicious tone.

“Well…uh…I have homework to discuss.” Bra invented.

“You two have totally different classes, obviously because you're in College and my daughter is in High School.” Vegeta answered, apparently trying to knock some sense into Bra.

“Your mom didn't go to college.” Bra retaliated with brute feelings.

Vegeta glared at Bra and was about to sic her like a wild dog. Instead, he shook it off like a mature Saiyan would do, and let her in.

Vegeta called for “Bra” to come down at the top of his lungs, shaking every window in Capsule Corp. It took five minutes for Goten to find out that Vegeta was calling him because he was in a sound-proof room, doing his own business. Somehow, he knew Vegeta was going crazy again, so he went down, expecting a huge altercation involving Vegeta and several daytime Capsule Corp. employees. While Goten was coming, Vegeta turned to Bra, dressed in what Goten always wears; a white shirt with long sleeves that go down to his hands, and long blue jeans that go down to his shoes, leaving Goten's (now Bra's) hands and head the only body parts visible. Vegeta scrutinized and questioned Bra's outfit.

“Why do you always wear something with long sleeves even when it's the middle of a hot September day?” You've been wearing long sleeves ever since the Majin Buu Saga! I have never seen you without long sleeves…except for when you were sixteen.”

Bra didn't really know why Goten wears long sleeves either. “Well, I just feel comfortable in long sleeves.”

Goten finally made it down to ground level. “What a huge house!” he thought. He turned to Bra and went up to her. Vegeta disappeared behind the refrigerator, getting a snack.

“What's up?” Goten greeted.

“I need to talk to you about yesterday.”

Goten was asked where he went wrong yesterday. He replied that he didn't make sure Ginyu was really knocked out and left him alone, so when Ginyu got the chance, he stole the spotlight and made his wish. Bra let out an annoyed sigh, and shoved Goten.

“Next time, be thorough with your work.”

“It's not my fault that I'm in this pathetic body that is obviously not fit for fighting.” Goten insulted.

“Shut up!” Bra punched Goten just below the shoulder.

Vegeta listened in on the rest of their conversation, thinking something was definitely up. He noticed that “Bra” was addressing “Goten” as Bra, and vice-versa.

“Hey, why are you two calling each other the wrong name?” Vegeta asked.

Both Goten and Bra forgot Vegeta was still there, making this a surprise. When they didn't answer, Vegeta asked another question that threatened to unveil their cover.

“Also, why did I hear the name `Ginyu' come out of one of your mouths?”

Bra and Goten still didn't answer…they couldn't, or else they would blow their covers. Little did they know that Vegeta heard everything…and they already blew their covers into the blue. They kept their eyes trained on Vegeta and didn't say a thing.

“I know now!” Vegeta's usually ignorant mind amazingly found out their secret “You both switched places because Ginyu somehow made you switch and now you -“ pointing at Bra “don't want to hang out with Trunks anymore because you have to find out how to switch back, so you have to go to him -“ pointing at Goten “to discuss your plans!”

Vegeta's face was bright red and out of breath by the time he finished his long statement. Goten and Bra, knowing they were found out, had to nod their heads in agreement and disbelief.

“HA! I knew it!” Vegeta bragged.

“But how did you know the entire story and problem?” Goten asked.

“Simple, I just put the pieces of the puzzle together…ya know what I mea?”

Goten and Bra was amazed by how fast Vegeta's mind works, since they've never seen Vegeta act this intelligent since…well, EVER! After moments of silence, Vegeta began to laugh…harder each passing second. Bra and Goten looked at each other, and then turned to Vegeta again. Vegeta felt like his lungs would explode any second now. When Vegeta stopped laughing, Bra asked why he was laughing. He replied “I can't believe I was taking care of Kakarrot's son without me noticing for the past few months. I wonder if you two had any troubles in those bodies. The most hilarious part is…I wonder how you two could live as a totally different gender!”

“For me, I could never live another second as a girl. Mood swings, people who think they're popular, teachers who hate Bra's guts, menstruation, and the list keeps going and going and going…” Goten thought. He trailed off for a second and noticed that Vegeta was still laughing as if someone placed a curse on him to laugh for 1000 years. After one hour of humiliation, Goten went up to Vegeta and sent a swift slap to the right cheek, which left a red imprint of a hand on his cheek. Vegeta's head was sent spinning to his left, and Goten heard his disgusting neck crack almost seven times, which made him cringe to the teeth-grinding sound. It took Vegeta two seconds to find out what just happened recently, and he stopped laughing. His face contorted into his stupid serious look he always wears almost every single second. Then, Vegeta tried being helpful.

“So how do you think you're going to switch back?”

“Ginyu made a wish on the Dragon Balls to trap us like this for two years.” Goten replied.

Vegeta laughed the second Goten began speaking. He couldn't believe Goten's voice sounds exactly like Bra's. He couldn't even believe it was Goten in there. Goten's face contorted into a death stare, and Vegeta ceased his laughter. “When Goten glared at me,” Vegeta thought, “he looks exactly like Bra did when she wanted me to shave my mustache.”

An idea popped into Vegeta's totally empty head, and suggested it to Goten and Bra.

“So we're going to get the Black Star Dragon Balls to help you.” Vegeta implied.

“That would destroy earth in one year.” Goten contested.

“GAH! Then we're going to get the Namekian Dragon Balls!” Vegeta exclaimed.

“Finally you get a good idea, you spaz.” Goten snorted.

“But since Bulma and I are working on a high-priority Capsule Corporation project, we won't be going to outer space for a while. So you'll have to get used to your new bodies…whether you like it or not.” Vegeta declared.

“We are already snug as a bug in a rug in these bodies.” Bra retaliated, relating to their souls fit snugly in their current bodies.

Vegeta ignored Bra's tongue-twisting retaliation.

“So what projects are you working on?” Bra continued.

“We're doing something that involves robots in Hoi-Poi Capsules. I think Bulma calls them a Slave-in-a-Hoi-Poi-Capsule, I think. Either way, it will take a while.” Vegeta replied.

After the chat with him, Bra and Goten went over to the Son family's house to hang out in private.

“Hey Goten, what's Bra doing here?” Goku interrogated, scrutinizing Goten, which he thought was Bra.

“He - I mean - She is here to hang out with me.” Bra stuttered spastically.

“But aren't you mortal enemies with her? Earlier in the year, didn't you say so?” Goku probed.

“Um…I'll get back to you on that.”

* * *

Vegeta and Bulma were still working on their high-priority mission, delaying the voyage to Namek by one month. During that month, Bra felt how hard Goten's life really is, trying to ride out the brunt of Goten's college homework. Chi-Chi, even though she didn't act as strict as she was before the Cell saga, is still as strict as Vegeta. Goku, on the other hand, was not as strict as Chi-Chi pertaining to homework, classwork, chores, and all the other things that make your life a pain. Instead, he is always expecting Bra to train, and he has super strict expectations pertaining to martial arts. But if Chi-Chi finds out that Bra was training, she gives Bra extra chores and punishments, which leaves virtually no time for Goten's mounting pile of nonsensical homework that could be considered balderdash to even the most intellect people on Earth. This is where Bra finds herself; between three realms of Martial Arts, chores and punishments, and college homework. By the time the journey to Namek was greenlit by Vegeta, Bra didn't want to spend another minute in Goten's complicated myriad of torment he calls a life.

* * *

Vegeta, Bra and Goten board the Capsule Corp. spaceship and get ready to blast off into space and plummet through the never-ending darkness. Through the window, Vegeta could see Bulma waving goodbye. Vegeta, being the complicated man he still is, simply crossed his arms and sent an exasperated glare to Bulma. Finally, Vegeta got the all clear signal and the blasted into space, leaving an immense trail of smoke and steam behind them. After they passed Jupiter in 30 minutes, Vegeta put the spaceship on autopilot, sat back, relaxed, and put his feet on the dashboard. Bra and Goten were playing poker and both bet an unreasonable high stake on the game. When Goten won a best-of-seven card game, Bra shouted in agony, which woke Vegeta.

“Hey you brats, keep it down or I'll turn this ship around and you'll never be yourselves again!”

Goten and Bra shut up immediately, but Goten couldn't resist giggling, because he just won big moola from Bra's wallet. Bra threw her money at him and shoved him, which made him fall off his chair, since she knew why Goten was issuing girly giggles from his throat. Luckily, Vegeta didn't hear the loud thud, which would have sealed the two Saiyans in the wrong bodies forever. Goten got up, gathered his prize money, and looked out the window into a world of ######### stars, huge gas planets, and a never-ending pitch of black. He caught a glimpse of blue skin which looked exactly like Bebi. Heck, it even took the form of Bebi! Goten's mind began to race. But then he reassured himself.

“Nah, Bebi should be vaporized - I mean dad blasted him into the sun…I saw the whole thing myself! I must be hallucinating.”

* * *

After nearly five days of traveling, the most unlikely trio landed on Namek…with a ground-quaking, ear-splitting, CRASH. Vegeta was so used to the Saiyan Space Pods; he thought they were SUPPOSED to land with a crash. But the good news is that the spaceship isn't totally destroyed, just a few minor scratches (Bulma reinforced the exoskeleton of the spaceship, so it wouldn't be accident prone). Vegeta, proud of how deep the crater he made is, woke Goten and Bra, and to his surprise, he saw them sleeping on the same sofa! Vegeta became steaming mad… “WAKE UP, YOU LOVEBIRDS!”

The two adolescents woke up instantaneously and fell out of the sofa. “Whew,” Vegeta thought. Goten and Bra were sprawled and tangled in each other when they fell off the sofa. Vegeta told Bra and Goten that they've landed on Namek and that they each will get a Dragon Radar and hunt for Dragon Balls. Goten thought this would be a piece of cake but he actually thought wrong, because Ginyu somehow got on board their spacecraft without their knowledge. He knew what Bra and Goten were planning, so he had to gather the Namekian Dragon Balls first before they get it. Ginyu woke up and grabbed a Dragon Radar from the supply closet, and when the coast was clear, he took off and went to the nearest Dragon Ball. Bra, Goten, and Vegeta were still eating lunch when Ginyu took off, giving Ginyu a head start.

“Alright, I'm going to get some sleep, you two better start looking for those Dragon Balls.”

“Dad, aren't you going to help us?” Bra asked.

“No! This is your problem and you're going to have to solve it yourself. Also, I've been driving for over five days, so let me get some sleep.” Vegeta's eyes began to droop.

* * *

Goten went one way, and Bra went another way, to cover more ground. On their Dragon Radar, Bra saw that there was a cluster of three Dragon Balls moving at an extremely fast rate. Puzzled, Bra followed the moving Dragon Balls. Thirty minutes later, Bra caught up to the Dragon Balls and saw that it was Ginyu who had them! When Ginyu hid them behind a rock (good hiding spot, huh?), he took off, finding the other four Dragon Balls. When the coast was clear, Bra grabbed them and flew back to their spaceship. When Ginyu returned, he saw that his Dragon Balls were moved thousands of miles away. Angered, Ginyu flew back to the spaceship. When Bra put the Dragon Balls in a two-ton iron vault, she took off to find the remaining Dragon Balls. Goten already had two, leaving only two left to capture. Both Goten and Ginyu arrived at the spaceship at the same time. Ginyu and Goten began to spar the minute they saw each other.

“Where are the Dragon Balls?” Ginyu demanded.

Goten knew where Bra hid them. “They're in that iron vault over there,” pointing to the huge multi-purpose black vault “but you won't be able to carry it away or open it because it is indestructible, impenetrable, and best of all, it weighs two tons!”

Ginyu and Goten fought, and a long series of punching and kicking began. Ginyu had the upper hand in this fight, because Goten's usually wide array of attacks were limited to only punching and kicking, so he couldn't do ki blasting or special attacks of any kind, since he, of course, was imprisoned in Bra's untrained body. If Goten was in his original body, he wouldn't be as inexperienced in fighting as he is right now, and he could turn Ginyu into fireworks in a matter of nanoseconds, but since he the time he was switched with Bra, he is now rendered useless. The long series of punching and kicking continued and each blow emitted shockwaves that made the water fizzle and quake. It began to foam at the top, and huge waves were sent in every direction, which made the water look like it was boiling. After Ginyu was finished toying with Goten, he sent a long barrage of ki attacks, which covered Goten in a sheet of billowing smoke, which rose to the sky in a mini mushroom-shaped cloud. After he thought he dealt with Goten, he saw Goten's two Dragon Balls that were still sitting next to the black vault, unguarded. He landed next to it, and grabbed the two insecure Dragon Balls. Goten burst out of the cloud cover and chased after Ginyu, who lunged for him.

“Heh heh heh… you can't catch me.” Ginyu taunted.

Goten tackled Ginyu, and punched the back of Ginyu's bald head. Ginyu saw stars and became dazed as a result of the blow. Ginyu smelled the smell of alcohol in his nose for a strange reason, and the back of his head began radiating in pain. Goten was still conscious, in lieu of what Ginyu thought. Suddenly, just out of the blue, Goten got another mood swing, which Goten thought was pluperfect timing to start riding the emotional rollercoaster. Goten became enraged, and because of this, he was distracted. One second later, he was sadder than the wealthiest man on earth. The emotional gradient impacted him so much; he was surprised at the abrupt change of emotion. Hormones began raging in him, pumping through his arteries and veins as we speak. His mind began to race in order to try to compensate the titanic emotion gradient. Next, he found himself sandwiched between angst and apathy. He collapsed onto the ground stared deeply into the green sky with a confused look on his face. His emotions continued to run wild as he began to feel hot and cold at the same time. He felt a little menses flow from the slit of his vagina. His head began to throb, as if a wild gorilla was trying to escape the cage of his skull, pounding mercilessly onto the bones of his head. His sides began to cramp, and a sharp pain rose in them, rendering Goten vulnerable to any attack from Ginyu while he tries to cope with all the things happening to him. He assumed that these events were correlated to Bra's unpredictable menstruation schedule. Inside him, the reproduction system that once belonged to Bra began ovulation, and is soon to release an egg.

Ginyu, taking advantage of the excessive, immoderate, and unprecedented mood swings Goten was having, punched Goten in several places fifty times and bent his limbs in ways that should be anatomically inconceivable even for a flexible Saiyan body Goten currently inhabits. With a combination of being tormented physically and mentally with the wild mood swings he was getting, and the blows from Ginyu, Goten was at a peak of mass delirium he has never experienced before in his life of enduring similar situations like this one. After experimenting with turning Goten into a pretzel, Ginyu bent Goten's back at an angle that could've broken a pro wrestler's back. Luckily, Goten's spine and ribs were able to compensate with the unnatural angle in a healthy way, yet the pain in Goten's spine was unbearable, as Goten was lying down on a spiked bed. Goten was yelling for amnesty to Ginyu's face. His screams of utmost terror just provoked Ginyu and continued tormenting Goten, this time, stretching him in ways that could detach a limb from anyone. When Ginyu decided to force Goten in doing a split by aligning Goten's legs in a 180 degree angle, it was bad luck for him. Since Goten's underskirt was facing Ginyu's face, Goten accidentally (or most probably, intentionally) squirted menses and a sticky, thick and clear vaginal fluid onto Ginyu's face. Goten felt his face flush with a mixture of complicated emotion and embarrassment.

“Argh!” Ginyu shouted in astonishment. The liquid literally made a sick splat when it made contact onto Ginyu's face. The liquid slugged its way down and dripped onto Ginyu's uniform. He was still holding Goten's reedy legs in a split, which was still a big mistake since Goten had more seminal fluid from where it came from. Goten squirted a second wave of vaginal fluid and menses into Ginyu's face, this time with intentional force. It came out in a rich and perfectly horizontal stream and Goten forced it out with full force. Ginyu let go of Goten's perfectly cream-tanned legs and cried out as some of the disgusting, thick fluid was stuck to his eyes. The seemingly seminal fluid was sticking to his face, which made his face glisten in the Namekian suns.

“What the hell? EEEWW! Saiyan vaginal fluid mixed with menses! That's disgusting!” Ginyu said with anger.

When Ginyu cleared his face of all the utterly repulsive liquid that stuck to his face, he turned his enraged head towards Goten's way. Ginyu powered up, ready to finish Goten until he is certain Goten is dead. Angered with what Goten just did, Ginyu raced to Goten, practically flying towards him, and slammed his head (and consequentially, his horns) into Goten's stomach, which made Goten bleed profusely. Goten was knocked twenty feet backwards and fell, face up, with a tormented and pleading expression playing on his face. Goten's thin limbs were sprawled and spread out from his body. Goten's face flushed as the pain pierced through his stomach, and his entire body went from cream-colored to extremely pale - so pale, he was almost (but not quite) pure white. He was so dazed by the last attack, his head was throbbing, and he smelled the weird and strange smell of alcohol in his nose, somehow. His blue and shiny hair was spread out on the ground in all directions, like a mop. Ginyu walked up to Goten to deliver the final blow that could kill him. Ginyu looked down, and stared into Goten's magnificent blue pupils, which were welling up with tears due to the pain he couldn't bear to live through. He had an evil grin on his face, a grin Goten would never want to see.

“No…please don't!” Goten pleaded for amnesty.

Goten clutched his stomach, trying to stem the flow of blood from the two punctures in his stomach, which looked like bullet holes. The flow of blood is comparable to a faucet on full blow. Ginyu sent a swift kick between Goten's separated legs, and hit Goten's vaginal area, thinking he still had balls.

“Uh…Ginyu, just one problem - I DON'T HAVE BALLS ANYMORE!” Goten declared.

“Oh. I thought you still had testicles, well, since you're a girl now, I guess I'll have to deliver the final blow right now instead of wasting my time trying to torture you through ways I usually torture males.” Ginyu responded.

Ginyu powered up, readying himself for something terrible. He gathered an immense amount of power from his ki reserves, and forced it into his hand. In his right hand, he held a purple ki ball in his palm. He launched it at Goten with oppressive and impressive force so Goten couldn't get out of the way (Goten was paralyzed from the immense pain anyway). Goten was hit square in the chest and made a massive explosion, which an 80-megaton bomb is incapable of creating, and produced a thundering BOOM to accompany the show of fireworks that lit the sky. The rest was an ambiguous blur of memory to Goten before he went unconscious. The last thing Goten would remember was the sharp, indescribable pain in his chest. The explosion created hurricane-force wind that could've blown everything away, excluding the spaceship and the vault. White light engulfed the area of five square miles, which could be seen from space. The titanic boom caused Vegeta to wake up abruptly and was steaming mad. He went down to see what was happening outside, but got a big snack first.

Back outside, Ginyu was chuckling at how Bra's seemingly random, unpredictable, and extreme mood swings can help him in battle if he ever fights Goten again. Goten was lying on the nadir of the crater that was dug by the massive, lethal, life threatening explosion. It left a huge imprint on Namek's surface, but it obviously wasn't deep enough to harm the planet's core. Goten's limbs were spread out, and the consciousness was knocked right out of him. Some strands of his blue hair crossed his face. Ginyu turned to the Dragon Balls and, just about as stupid as he looks, put the Dragon Balls in a slot of the two-ton vault which deposited them into the vault, which made it irretrievable to Ginyu. Bra came, just in time, with the two remaining Dragon Balls. From a distance, Bra saw what Ginyu do to Goten. She also saw Ginyu deposit Goten's Dragon Balls into the vault. In sport's terms, it would be like your opponent shooting a three-pointer and making it in your basket in Basketball. Bra landed right behind Ginyu, formed a ki blast in her right hand, and almost threw it at Ginyu when Vegeta came out from the spaceship. Ginyu turned to look at Vegeta and Bra threw her ki blast at Ginyu as hard as she could right away. This made a replication of the earlier explosion that obliterated Goten. Ginyu climbed up from the nadir of the enormous crater and let out a yell of exasperation.

“What a mistake.” Vegeta said.

“That was definitely a mistake!” Ginyu exclaimed.

“You're a mistake; everything about you, your personality, AND your life is a mistake.” Bra shouted.

Ginyu attacked Bra, and then Vegeta got in front of Ginyu and slammed his fist hard into Ginyu's chest. Ginyu groaned and fell to the ground. Bra finished him off with a kamehameha wave, which made another explosion, this time with a yield greater than the last. A groan escaped Ginyu's throat as he fell to the ground. He finally went unconscious, and the Dragon Balls slipped from his hands. Ginyu's body was burnt to a crisp so much; it looked like he was barbeque from Bra's massive kamehameha attack. Vegeta, seeing that Ginyu is no longer a threat, took the Dragon Balls from him and put them in the vault. He went back inside and told Bra that he's going to catch some Z's since he was still sleepy. Bra, thinking of what she should do to Ginyu, grabbed Ginyu's hand and threw him into the water, which made a soft splash upon breaking the water tension. Bra carried Goten up into the spaceship and she took care of the bruises on him (especially the two punctures on his stomach). When Goten was plopped onto the couch by Bra, his eyes slowly opened and he stirred into consciousness. He woke up to Bra's face, his vision blurry at first, and then it adjusted within the next few seconds. He sat up straight and started talking to Bra.

“What…happened? The last thing I remember was seeing a bright light, and a blackout happened all of a sudden.”

Bra told Goten everything, from when he was knocked out to where Vegeta picked the Dragon Balls off the ground. Goten got up abruptly, disappointed with himself.

“I got knocked out by just one blast! That's really pathetic! I should've -“

Bra cut through his sentence “Its okay. When my dad wakes up, you won't have anymore girl problems when you get this body back.”

“Yeah, but when is he going to wake up?”

“Probably tomorrow - he's been awake for five days, so you can't blame him.”

Goten and Bra went to the bedroom Vegeta didn't take, and both plopped onto the bed, since there were only two bedrooms in the spaceship. Goten laid down, looking at the ceiling with no expression. He suddenly thought the room was too hot now. He opened the door to let the mysterious heat out. Still, the room remained hot.

“Is it me, or is this room getting hotter by the second?” Bra asked.

“The room is definitely too hot for anyone to wear clothes.” Goten joked.

And with that, Bra took Goten's “advice” and took her long-sleeved white shirt off. Goten, shocked, and said “It was just a joke! You don't have anything under that, so put that back on!”

“No way! Wow, you have a six-pack!” Bra exclaimed, scrutinizing Goten's muscles. She would've noticed that by now, since she was trapped in that body for months by now.

Goten became very embarrassed. “Put that on before…well…your dad comes!”

“Come on Goten, can't you stop worrying about me for a sec?” Bra asked.

Goten finally shut up, and then said “Fine, get naked, see if I care. I'll go to the kitchen and fix me something to eat.”

Goten was at the door when he finally noticed that the entire refrigerator was cleared when Bra satisfied her hunger last night. Defeated, Goten plopped onto the bed with a sigh, and looked at Bra to see what impulse she has to do next. Bra, thinking she was really given permission to get naked, took all her clothes off and threw them onto the chair next to her. Goten stared, wide-eyed, stiff and unmoving. He couldn't do anything, since Bra literally did have total control over his body.

“Fine! I'm going to do what you just did, and you won't stop me!” Goten challenged.

“Okay, do whatever you wanna do. It's not my body anymore.” Bra said.

Goten got undressed completely and plopped his bare and cream-colored tan body onto the bed. Bra just giggled in reply. Goten suddenly noticed that the heat in the room was coming from Bra, as waves of heat radiated off her and crashed into Goten, like an ocean of warmth. Goten's body's metabolism usually heats up after doing some rigorous exercise, such as fighting. The warmth made Goten feel sleepy, he placed his head on a pillow, and his eyelids began to close. He found himself with his eyes completely shut, and he struggled to keep them wide open. He fell into a microsleep, which was just four seconds long. He woke up immediately, still fighting to keep awake. Goten turned to Bra, and stared at her rugged body he used to have before Ginyu messed things up. Bra stared back at Goten's bare, slender, hourglass-shaped body she used to have. She took notice of Goten's large breasts that are attached to his chest, which once belonged to her. Bra longed to be back in her body, and Goten longed to be back in his. Now that they took a while to walk in each other's shoes, they didn't fight at all, but they weren't friends. No, they were MORE than friends, they understood each other, they got along well, and they actually longed to have each other. Goten had an admitting look on his face that he wanted to have Bra in his love life. Bra already learned to appreciate each other, she even gave Goten hints that she wanted him prior to this event, but Goten never really noticed that they were a perfect couple. Both Saiyans began to feel lustful as they stared at each other - it felt like their bodies were yearning for each other. The two completely-naked Saiyans moved closer to each other. Goten climbed on top of Bra's rugged body, lowered his head to come one inch close to kissing Bra. His blue hair cascaded down onto Bra's face and she pushed them aside. As Goten continued to lower his head, his compressed breasts were sandwiched in between Goten's and Bra's chests. Goten's heart could be felt pulsing from Bra's perspective. As Goten pressed his sexy breasts into Bra's chest, Bra felt the sudden erection of her dick, which made it feel like a rock - going from flaccid to erect in a matter of seconds. Heck, it was as hard as a rock! Blood was pulsing through her penis, and the traffic became more congested, which made it even more erected as Bra became more sexually aroused. Goten's smooth, sweet lips touched Bra's and they kissed. Their tongues went inside each other's mouth, and the kiss began to deepen. Their tongues slapped into each other as the kiss progressed. Despite Goten having metal on his teeth, it was a painless kiss for Bra, since Goten somehow knew how to avoid problems associated with orthodontia. They drank each other's spit and Goten let a soft, girly, and involuntary moan escape his Adam's apple-less throat as Bra's brain seized control over him. Goten and Bra rolled to the right so Goten was under Bra and Bra was over him. The way Goten pushed his tits made Bra become even more sexually excited as Goten's hormones and instincts took over her. Her #### became even more painfully erected. She let a pained moan escape her lips, inexperienced with what happens when a penis becomes more erected than it should be. Bra cupped her hands over Goten's breasts and, noticing how tender they were, she squeezed Goten's tits and dug her fingernails into them. Goten involuntarily let a surprised moan flow from his lips. Bra put her thumbs over Goten's nipples and felt them, moving them in a circular motion around the nipples. Goten became sexually aroused while Bra was holding his large, sexy breasts. Bra licked the nipples and the cream colored breasts as if they were ice cream. When Bra was done, she slid her hands down Goten's curvy sides, and felt the ribs along the way, a result of being skinny. Goten could show up in a bikini and he could knock every boy out on the beach with this body. Goten and Bra became involved in another deep kiss. Bra couldn't keep her eyes off Goten's sexy breasts which bulged out from his chest. After the kiss, Goten couldn't keep his eyes off the rugged arms and chest Bra has. He scrutinized every detail of Bra, and Bra's body was covered with nothing but muscle. Her skin was paler than his, just one degree of being tanner than paper-white. Despite this, Bra's body was still tanner than Gohan, who is definitely as pale as white paper copier paper. While Goten was scrutinizing every square inch of Bra's body, he saw her sharp, pointy, rock-hard erected dick that belonged to Bra. On the tip of Bra's penis, Goten saw, was a sample of white cum, showing just one hair of how sexually excited Bra became. Goten ran his hand through Bra's black and spiky hair, feeling how rough it was. It felt almost like running a finger down the bristles of a toothbrush. Goten's instincts were in full control and Bra nibbled at Goten's soft ears. After the nibbling, Goten slid down until he was face-to-face with Bra's overly-erected dick.

“Where are you going?” Bra asked with confusion and Goten's voice flowed through his lips. Goten simply let out a giggle in reply, and said “you look cute when you're confused.” Bra's brain was definitely controlling Goten, like a dictator. Goten couldn't help it, from his perspective (which is altered to the point where it was more like Bra's) Bra really did put a cute face on when she was confused - a face cute enough to make girls squeal over her. With Bra's brain in control of Goten, he wrapped his slender, creamy arms around Bra's hips and licked the pre-cum off the tip of Bra's erected penis. Bra's eyes widened and her body became even more excited. Goten wrapped his fingers around Bra's hard ####, and licked every square inch of her long, thick dick. Adrenaline was pumping through Bra's blood, her blood was banging against Bra's ears, and she felt a pleasurable feeling of the highest caliber in or near her testicles, penis and groin. After tasting the salty and sticky semen, Goten climbed up and came face-to-face with Bra's slightly tan face. Bra reached for Goten's blue and long hair with her muscular and pale arms. Bra stared into Goten's mesmerizing blue eyes. Bra looked deep into Goten's eyes; they sparked in the light and as the light hit Goten's pupils, they seemed to emit stars like a wild firework. A myriad of sparks obscured Bra's vision, which made her look deeper into Goten's eyes. Somehow, somewhere in those brilliant blue pupils, Bra saw Goten behind those blue eyes, trapped helplessly and locked up in a beautiful girl's body. It was like looking into a window so tinted, you could barely see the person imprisoned behind the window - and that person was Goten. It was funny that Goten was trapped under that beautiful, perfectly tanned body of Bra. Bra became even more sexually aroused as she saw Goten's cream-colored body as a whole. She scrutinized him, seeing every wonderful detail of his body - a body every girl in the universe would kill to have. The body she once had was the body of a goddess. With curiosity running amok in her mind, Bra took her thumb and slid it up and down the slit of Goten's smooth vagina…it wasn't rough, but smooth as freshly washed cottony fabric. With the sexual excitement flowing through and radiating off her body, Bra unknowingly began performing pelvic thrusts, letting Goten's emotion and control take over and overrun her. She didn't dare resist…the feeling was too irresistible! Bra entered Goten through his warm, smooth and cozy vagina and continued her pelvic thrusts with more determination and force. Goten felt Bra insert her hard, excessively erected penis through his smooth and bare vagina. In…out…in…out was the cycle until Bra's penis became sexually stimulated to the point where she thought she would burst with emotion - she couldn't resist the temptation of this arousal, she was tempted to keep on going until something very exciting happens. Her eyes slowly widened as she could no longer describe this excitement with words. She knew something extremely emotional was going to happen - she predicted she would explode into a euphoric state. The next thing she knew, she felt the blast of excitement wash upon her as she left the pre-######## state and into a full fledged ######…along with the ejaculation of her sperm. Each ###### brought a wave of ecstasy a very satisfying, pleasurable feeling. She grunted and moaned involuntarily as a pleasurable feeling crashed upon her, wave after wave. On the second ######, she involuntarily cried out as a very intense ###### washed upon her. She injected her sticky seed into Goten's warm, slick and cozy canal, thus beginning the one of the many ejaculations she will have in the next seventeen seconds. Her entire body convulsed involuntarily, and spasms in tempo with the ####### vibrated her body like an earthquake in a pattern. Each ###### and ejaculation brought forth a wave of pleasure and ecstasy to a degree that couldn't be comprehended nor explained by anyone who hasn't had a sexual ###### before. She was literally forcing all of Goten's semen out, which now belonged to her - evacuating all the sperm into Goten's slick and warm canal. The sticky semen seemed to burst its way out for a very long time - and Bra wondered how much sperm Goten's balls could hold. It was like a perpetual flow coming from an unlimited storage container. But it didn't matter, as long as the semen kept flowing; Bra continued to enjoy each ######. Saiyans have a huge epididymis (the storage area for sperm in the testicles), which could hold so much for so long, so instead of having the first two ####### as the extreme #######, the first ten to twenty ####### are extreme, thus extending the time of elated ecstatic emotion accompanied with the ejaculations and #######. Bra moaned a long, involuntary, happy moan and she couldn't help herself nor control herself. The pleasurable, yet ecstatic and euphorically redundant ####### were radiating from Bra's groin, testicles, and penis. Everything was controlled by Goten's instinct now. Bra experimented and tried to stem the flow the steady, gushing, but fast flow of semen, but to no avail, since it was all involuntary. Her sticky seed continued to invade Goten's warm, snug canal. After enjoying seventeen seconds of excitement that couldn't be explained nor expressed by a single word in any dictionary, the flow of semen gradually ceased, and the ####### weren't as extreme and the pleasure began to deteriorate as time moved on - she finally ran out of semen. Upon all of this, Bra entered the post-######## state. She wondered if boys always feel this way during a sexual ######. Bra began to feel tired as a result of having an ###### after emptying every drop of cum from the epididymis into Goten's warm canal. She fainted after just a few seconds after releasing everything, without even fighting to stay awake, and she let out a soft sigh upon fainting and her penis became flaccid afterwards. Bra laid her head on Goten's large, but soft breasts, which were more comfortable than an ordinary pillow because of its tenderness and softness. Bra fell asleep on the spot immediately, or as said before, fainted. The heat waves radiating off Bra's body crashed into Goten, which made Goten feel sleepy himself. His eyes were only half-shut when he fell asleep - he became torpor too fast that his eyes didn't even have time to close completely! His lips were parted, and his mesmerizing eyes still emitted an intricate array of sparks as light hit his brilliant blue pupils, since you could still see half of his ornate, blue pupils. His eyes continued to stay half-shut while he slept, despite how deep his sleep was. Unbeknownst to Goten, but as he slept, Bra's sperm invaded his body and one lucky spermatozoa found one ovum in him and fertilized it, thus, Goten officially became pregnant during his sleep - and he didn't know about it. To add to that list of problems, Goten and Bra wouldn't know how angry Vegeta would be when he finds them like this.

Next morning, Goten and Bra were still sleeping in bed. Bra embraced Goten in a hug and Goten's head was on Bra's chest as they slept. Their bare legs were tangled in each other, sprawled across the bed. Vegeta woke up, got dressed, and slowly walked out of his bedroom, rubbing his aching neck. “I gotta tell that woman to get a better bed for that bedroom.” Vegeta thought, while in reality, Bulma got the most comfortable king-sized bed in the world, it's just that Vegeta either doesn't know how to sleep on it, or he slept in a bad position - either way, he is a spaz.

“I better check up on those brats.” Vegeta thought. And with that, he went to the living room to see if they were sleeping. To his dismay, Vegeta saw that they weren't there.

“Oh no - they better not be in that bedroom…sleeping together…in the same bed…” Vegeta's thoughts became indistinct and he began to trail off as he went to Goten's and Bra's bedroom, and saw that it was worse than he thought! He saw Goten's head on Bra's chest, Bra had her arms around Goten's shoulders, Goten's head was facing Bra's their legs and pelvises were just too close and worst of all - they were naked! Vegeta came to the bedside and saw that Goten had his arms around Bra's waist. The area below their waist was hidden with a blanket. Vegeta didn't know what was below that blanket. He instantly knew that they had sexual intercourse with each other. He let out a loud roar and shouted at them, which made them get yanked right out of their dreams and sucked back into reality.

“YOU BETTER WAKE UP AND EXPLAIN THIS TO ME! WHY ARE YOU BOTH NAKED!? WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX!? NOW BRA WILL BECOME PREGNANT AND MY GRANDKIDS' BLOOD WILL BE MIXED WITH KAKARROT'S DISGUSTING, FILTHY BLOOD! The worst part is, MY GRANDBRATS' LAST NAME WILL BE `SON'!”

Vegeta paused to let Goten and Bra respond.

“But…we were just here, lying on this bed, and the last thing we know…we were having sex!” Goten responded, his purple hair flying in all directions.

“Yeah, and now when you get switched back to your normal body, my daughter will be the one to suffer through pregnancy! You know, I should strangle -“

Vegeta was cut off by an evil idea planted immediately into his vacant head. He smiled a frightening, evil smile that reached from ear to ear. Just when he did, lightning flashed outside, and an organ began to play horrible, frightening chords.

“Here's the plan,” Vegeta began “we'll bring the Dragon Balls to Earth, and let a doctor inspect you, Goten. If you are pregnant, then we'll wait until you deliver the baby, and wish you back to normal.” Bra began to retaliate, but Vegeta cut her off “Don't worry, Bra, female Saiyans keep their hourglass shape even after they give birth to a child. Anyway, back to you Goten, if you aren't pregnant, I'll wish you back to normal immediately and you won't have to live another nine months in Bra's body.”

Goten didn't like the plan and he knew what Vegeta wants. He knew Vegeta wanted him to suffer the complications, mood swings, and pain of delivering a child…especially postpartum depression right after the birth, which is an array of complex mood swings that could never be explained to anyone.

“But…that'll mean I'll have to deliver the baby!” Goten said, with a hint of worry in the voice Bra used to have.

“Exactly!” Vegeta said “If you have sex as my daughter, then you'll have to pay the consequences of having it!”

Vegeta lugged the iron vault back to the spaceship and prepared to take off. Unbeknownst to Bra, Goten and Vegeta, Ginyu hopped aboard the spaceship without anyone, even the most vigilant of elders, could've sworn he saw him get on. The reason: Ginyu somehow fitted himself in the vault (possibly through the slot where you deposit the Dragon Balls), which Vegeta lugged back to the spacecraft, so he was on board along with the seven Namekian Dragon Balls. Not to worry, Ginyu is absolutely a low-level threat to any part of Vegeta's plans, and by now, you can demote him to a minor character.

Five long, boring, uneventful days later, Vegeta crash-landed their spacecraft onto the Capsule Corp. lawn, creating not only a crater with the nadir placed 20 feet below the ground, but also people speculating about aliens invading Capsule Corp. and consequentially, the whole world. Bulma welcomed the trio back warmly and while she was talking faster than she could think, Vegeta lugged the two-ton iron vault out and took it to the gravity chamber, which was set to 750 times normal Earth's gravity, to prevent anyone stealing the Dragon Balls (or so that Goten couldn't wish Bra and himself back to their rightful bodies.)

With Ginyu in the vault, he was crushed to death comically in the extreme gravity. He was crushed so bad, he was dissolved into his basic atoms, thus ending the existence of Ginyu. After cleaning out the spaceship and moving it to the hangar, Vegeta grabbed Goten's ear and took him to Bulma's father - or Dr. Briefs, if you will - while Bulma was asking Goten thousands of indistinguishable questions a minute relating to the quest for Namekian Dragon Balls and if he was Bra.

“I want YOU to give her a pregnancy test!” Vegeta commanded, with the usual rude voice.

“What's wrong with my precious Bra?” Dr. Briefs asked.

“You don't wanna know.”

After almost one hour of scanning and probing, Dr. Briefs was finally done with the pregnancy test and found the answer to Vegeta's question. He went up to Vegeta with a blank, expressionless, but bland face.

“What? Are you done yet?” Vegeta interrogated rudely, as per usual.

“Yes, I'm done.” Dr. Briefs replied.

“Then is Bra pregnant?” Vegeta asked with a hint of anxiousness and lethal force in his voice.

“Well…through countless tests, I'm afraid that she is…”

“She's what? Just say yes or no!”

“She is pregnant.” Dr. Briefs said to recluse Vegeta.

Those three words came fast and hit Vegeta's ear with so much speed and momentum that Vegeta thought he was hit by a brick going super sonic speed. Vegeta had on a face of confusion and retardation, which made it seem to Dr. Briefs that those three words entered through the left ear and went out the right, and that Vegeta's skull is filled with nothing but a vacuum, like outer space itself. Finally, after roughly twenty seconds of completely blank thoughts, Vegeta began producing brainwaves, which knitted themselves into an organized thought, which made a complete sentence.

“But at least Goten is going to go through nine months of living life in hell.” Vegeta thought evilly. As he knew his plan was set in motion, an evil smirk crossed his face as his thoughts began polluting his incompetent brain. Vegeta went up to Goten afterwards and told him the news.

“Oh no!” Goten reacted “I can't go through nine months of terror! And I on top of that, Bra's problems will still exist!”

“And how are you going to support your child?” Vegeta asked, an even eviler grin spreading across his barbaric face.

“Well, I'm almost through my last year in college, then another four years of education after that, and then I have my job! And plus,” Goten added “I'm getting stellar grades in college - especially since I'm helping Bra do my homework! That means you can bet I'll get a very elite and prestigious job position that everyone in this world looks up to.”

“What jobs do you have in mind?” Vegeta asked with curiosity.

“I already have my eye on businessman or stockbroker…maybe even CEO or President. With my stupendous grades, there's absolutely NO WAY I could get less than five million per year - that's what I calculated.”

Vegeta thought this was bittersweet; he wanted Goten to suffer through his entire life, but then again, Goten had scholarships to pay for everything, so Goten could just get a part-time job and support his little baby while getting his four-year education, then get a world-class elite business job, then live a long life, which was still good for his grandbrat, since Goten and Bra will be multi-millionaires. Though, whatever happens after these nine months of pregnancy is NOT part of Vegeta's plan. What Vegeta expects from the two is; Goten becomes a world-class businessman with more than three to four million for his income, and Bra becomes the president of Capsule Corp. with an income the same as Goten's.

“I wish Trunks was as industrious as Goten and Bra. All he does is just fly out that window he has in his office when he has `so much workload.' At least Goten has high expectations of himself in his life - and that Bra will take over Trunks' position someday.” Vegeta thought. “Ah well, let Trunks be a penniless man if he doesn't want to work.”

Just two weeks later, Goten began having mood swings throughout the day, which tortured him. The mood swings made him so sad, he cried gallons of tears in minutes, and it also made him so ecstatic, he just wanted to blabber about how good he felt for an hour. The complicated crud he was going through made him go after the Namekian Dragon Balls, which were still locked safely in the two-ton iron vault (this time, with a different passcode), which was also locked safely in the Gravity Chamber. Vegeta, unfortunately, set the gravity to 975 times normal gravity, even though he knew Goten couldn't get it even if it was set to ten times normal gravity. Vegeta just set it to 975 just in case Bra comes along and takes them with ease, since she was stronger than Goten currently. With the 975 g's applied to the chamber, Goten's foot was crushed in an instant once he set his unlucky foot inside; pain was shooting up from his foot instantaneously. It took him hours to tug his foot away from the gravity field, and when he did, his foot looked like it was ran over by an 18-wheeler carrying two tons of boulders - in other words, it was flattened like paper, and yes, it was bleeding like crazy and all bones were broken or cracked in his foot. Vegeta found Goten crawling on the lawn, heading for the main Capsule Corp building just 15 minutes after the incident and went up to him, interrogating him and looking at his mortally wounded foot. After Vegeta got the newsflash, an evil smile lit his face up, and he told Goten the purpose of the boulder-crushing gravity, and even encouraged Goten to stick his head inside next time. Vegeta picked Goten up and brought him to the hospital, where Goten was healed. Goten never went near the gravity chamber again.

To free Goten's teeth from the metal horror people call “braces,” Vegeta brought Goten to the orthodontist to have his braces removed after several months of metalmouth torture Bra should've gone through. When Goten returned to Capsule Corp with not a single bit of metal in his mouth, Trunks was knocked out by Goten's smile, as if the world stopped spinning, since he couldn't think of any insults pertaining to braces now. Turning to Bra's and Goten's relationship, they've kept in touch with each other, went on countless dates each week, went to the movies together, the mall, the beach, etc, whether Vegeta liked it or not, signifying that their boyfriend-girlfriend relationship has evolved to true love. Three months before Goten was supposed to deliver the baby, his belly swelled to three times the size of a basketball. Goten resisted going into public once his waistline measured one inch thicker, for typical reasons such as “I'm fat.” By the time his belly swelled to immense proportions, Goten couldn't stand for two hours and pain sharply rose and subsided at random intervals throughout the day, forcing Bra's and Goten's future dates to be cancelled until after the birth of their baby, but that didn't stop them from communicating. They kept in touch by any means, just to hear each other's voice (even though they were technically hearing their own voices). Finally, two weeks from the delivery date, Goten had the worst mood swings, the most painful childbirth pains, and more than a dozen unlisted and unidentified childbirth-related complications.

On the morning of Goten's and Bra's baby, Goten woke up abruptly with sweat drenched over his face, with hair matted down onto his cheeks and forehead. Goten instantly felt pain unimaginable to a male knifing its way through his stomach. Goten involuntarily let a wail of desperation, torment, and confusion leave his parted lips the second he woke up. The pain was so sharp; it could break the hardest substance in the universe if that substance felt it. Vegeta bounded in (and knocked down the locked door) while Goten was going through a physical and emotional blunder of confusion. The pain itself was enough to force Goten into submission and confusion. Vegeta saw Goten hanging his head and grabbing his stomach. Goten could feel the baby kicking the hell out of his abdomen, and he nearly fainted at the immense pain. To top that, his emotions were running out of control, building up inside his head until he thought the emotions would literally explode like an atomic bomb about to detonate. Vegeta knew exactly what was happening and asked Goten if he needed an ambulance. With brute force, Goten grabbed Vegeta's stacking hair and shouted “GET ME AN AMBULANCE OR THE DRAGON BALLS BEFORE I GET HAYWIRE ON YOU!”

Well, it was what Goten and Vegeta deserved; Goten deserved these complicated complications for having intercourse with Bra while Vegeta deserved being yelled and threatened by Goten for not changing Goten and Bra back to their rightful bodies. So, Vegeta went and called 911 as quick as his fingers could dial them, and the ambulance came as fast as it could. After forty-five minutes, Goten got the ambulance he badly needs, and Vegeta got the peace he doesn't deserve, though he did have to come with Goten to the hospital.

“WHAT TOOK YOU GEEZERS SO LONG? YOUR HOSPITAL IS ONLY ELEVEN CITY BLOCKS AWAY AND IT TOOK YOU AN ETERNITY!” Goten shouted as his emotions and his attitude went haywire. The atomic bomb that was ticking for nine months has finally detonated. He couldn't control it; he just wanted to kill anyone who crosses his path.

“Well sorry ma'am, but the traffic in this city is so tight; it could qualify as New York.”

“Don't…call…me…MA'AM!” His ki exploded when Goten said “ma'am” with an explosive force. The last thing he wanted to be called was being addressed as a girl, which he technically is…, for now.

Bra got wind of Goten giving birth in the hospital. She rushed over there immediately without notifying Goku or Chi-Chi. She found herself waiting in some waiting room with other husbands waiting until their spouse finally gave birth. Bra paced back and forth in the room, wall to wall, just like some of the other to-be paternal parents. Bra heard Goten's voice, which was masked over by her voice, screaming like there would be no tomorrow. Goten, encouraged with a dozen nurses and doctors at his bedside, was pushing the baby out with all the force he has in him. He wondered how mothers survive the onslaught of this torture. He also remembered that many mothers died from childbirth during and before the medieval times. He was frightened to death, but kept pushing anyway. If he was going to die, he thought, he would rather die without the baby trapped in him. But, there was an even better goal; he would rather die in his rightful body rather than die in Bra's. Goten wanted to faint, or do anything to get out of this situation without experiencing this humiliating torture. But the pain, the superlative, excessive pain kept him from fainting until it was done. A sea of sweat covered his entire body, even wetting the bed. The pain grew to its climax and Goten thought his abdomen was holding an oversized ax inside.

“The baby's almost out!” The doctor stated. Yes, half of the baby was out, and Goten had to force the other half out, and it will all be over.

Finally after countless, tense minutes, the pain ended abruptly, and Goten stopped screaming gradually. He heard crying, signifying that he gave birth to the baby. He was so ecstatic, but he couldn't even budge one muscle. A doctor picked the crying, baby up, and shouted in Goten's face, “Congratulations, you have a newborn, healthy baby girl!” Just seconds after the last word in the doctor's sentence, Goten fainted, apparently tired to the point where even five tall cups of coffee couldn't keep him awake. In the waiting room, Bra received news of her baby girl's birth. Bra jumped as high as the roof and penetrated it, screaming in a superlative state of ecstasy. The jump was so forceful; it took Bra to the next floor above her. Bra already had an idea for a female baby's name, and she named her Sarina, before Goten brought her into this world. The situation here is comical; Goten is pronounced the one brining the baby in this world, and Bra is the one contributed to this baby's conception, and her fertilization. But, this would be kept a secret to Sarina, since both Goten and Bra knew Sarina would joke about this all her life, especially if she inherits Goten's fun personality.

Bra visited Goten in his room, along with Vegeta, Bulma, and Trunks. Bra saw Goten holding a giggling Sarina in his hands. After a few hours of everyone (and surprisingly, Vegeta, who admitted he actually like playing with Sarina), Sarina began to cry, since she was very hungry.

“WAAAAAAH!”

“What's wrong with her?” Goten asked.

“She's hungry; you're going to feed her.”

“But how? She doesn't have any teeth, and there's no baby food.” Goten answered.

“You're going to breast feed her, how else?” Trunks replied, on the verge of laughter since he finally caught wind that it is actually Goten in there.

“No! Nothing but that! I can't do it in front of all of you!” Goten said, surprised.

“You're going to have to, or else you won't be a good mother.” Vegeta joked.

For a few tense minutes, Goten was engaged in a heated debate on whether or not he should be breast feeding Sarina. Outnumbered (of course, everyone wanted him to), Goten was defeated. Goten reluctantly lifted the bottom of his red top, and put Sarina up to his nipple, where she began to drink to her health. Goten felt a strange suction sensation in his breast, which slightly tickled him - It even made strange suction sounds! Goten miserably wondered if this body belonged to him or the baby while Sarina was helping herself to the milk.

* * *

After several weeks in the hospital, Bra, Goten, Vegeta, and out newest Saiya-jin, Sarina were released from the hospital and they returned to Capsule Corp.

“Well, now that you've suffered the consequences, how `bout I put you guys back in your normal bodies, what d'you say?” Vegeta suggested. Bra and Goten agreed with glee, and Vegeta went to the gravity chamber to retrieve the Dragon Balls. He returned with seven basketball-sized Namekian Dragon Balls, grabbed a Hoi-Poi Capsule that contained Dende, depressed the top of the capsule, and threw it. Where the smoke cleared, stood Dende, tall and all with all the Namekian characteristics, which made him look like a body-double of Piccolo.

“Summon Porunga, fool.” Vegeta brutally commanded.

Dende, probably purchased as Vegeta's slave-in-a-Hoi-Poi-Capsule, swallowed his Namekian pride, and reluctantly obeyed the “almighty authority” of the “Prince” of “all” Saiyans. Note that I'm saying this sarcastically. Dende summoned Porunga, the eternal dragon of Namek, and helped translate the wishes in Namekian. With Dende at his side, Vegeta shouted his three wishes into Dende's elf-like ears.

“I wish Bra and Goten switched back to their rightful bodies, regardless of any barriers Shen Long placed on Goten's and Bra's bodies to prevent them from escaping…in other words, JUST SWITCH THEM BACK!”

Dende's right ear was aching after Vegeta screamed and crammed the four last words of his sentence. Dende translated Vegeta's wish in the Namekian dialect to Porunga, who granted the wish. Despite Ginyu's wish on the seven Earth Dragon Balls, Goten and Bra were yanked out of their bodies and returned to their rightful bodies, after more than one year of being locked up in the wrong bodies. Goten felt his personality return to him upon returning to his body. His chest didn't feel like he was carrying huge breasts around, and he checked by jumping up and down, to see if he would feel his breasts jiggle like jell-o. Goten even checked if he had balls by crossing his legs. Yep, he felt his testicles feel uncomfortably squeezed. No mood swing can EVER mess his emotions up again in his lifetime, and that's a guaranteed promise, and not one single female complication will he ever have to worry about until the end of eternity. Goten liked what he liked and he didn't feel like a girl anymore, now that he was free from Bra's cramped body. Bra felt the same thing, now that she liked what she liked and she didn't feel like a boy anymore, now that she was free from Goten's bulk body. Goten moved his long sleeves up to his shoulders, which revealed his own skin! Goten was surprised at the way his skin wasn't creamy anymore.

“One more look at that cream-colored skin, and I'm going to barf!” Goten thought rather loudly. Goten and Bra joined in hands and danced in ecstasy as they rejoiced their joyful reunion of their body and soul.

“I'm glad I'm back in my own body!” Goten said, this time, the voice that flowed out of his mouth was his real voice, not Bra's.

“And I'm glad we can see ourselves the way we're supposed to be!” Bra said in her real voice, not Goten's.

Then, something major happened Vegeta thought he would never live to see. Goten and Bra kissed…a deep, strongly affectionate, world-crumbling (from his perspective) kiss. Vegeta shouted the hell out of his lungs, and a six-foot, full-grown Satan came jumping out of Vegeta's mouth and hopping all around the place, since Vegeta did shout the hell out of his mouth.

“Heheheheheheeheheheheheheehehe” Satan laughed with a surprisingly high-pitched, elf-like voice, which made him sound like a retard. Suddenly, Kami's hand descended from the clouds and grabbed Satan. Kami's Namekian fingers wrapped around Satan, and squeezed the live out of him, which made Satan drop his pointy trident. Kami forced Satan down Vegeta's throat; and back to hell (would you look at that! Hell lays in a place/person none other than VEGETA! So one can speculate that Vegeta is technically HELL.)

Vegeta, now that Satan is back in his lungs, returned to Dende (who was looking at him suspiciously) and wished his second wish.

“I wish a pot of gold appeared in front of me!”

Dende paraphrased Vegeta's wish “a little,” so that he pretended that Vegeta said “I wish I was trapped in a Hoi-Poi Capsule that is owned by Dende!”

Porunga granted “Vegeta's” enslaving wish, and Vegeta was sucked into the Hoi-Poi Capsule that once contained Dende, making Vegeta the slave-in-a-Hoi-Poi-Capsule. The Capsule was floating in midair; just five feet above the ground for one second, then fell to the ground. Dende caught it with little effort with his right hand. Bra was surprised, her blue eyes bulging out of their sockets, and she croaked one word: “DADDY!”

Dende turned to Bra, and said “Don't worry, I'll take good care of my new slave-in-a-Hoi-Poi-Capsule.”

“Slave-in-a-Hoi-Poi-Capsule?” Goten asked with curiosity, “I think I've heard of those, but I thought Bulma never put them on the market since Slavery was abolished a long time ago. But Bulma said to me one time that she would put robots in those capsules instead of real people.”

“Yes, I was the one who Vegeta tested the Hoi-Poi Capsule on. So I became his stupid slave…for a day! Now, what's good about the slave-in-a-Hoi-Poi-Capsule is that the person who locked in the capsule will obey the orders of their master for eternity - even if it is against their will. For example -“ Dende depressed the Capsule's top, and out came Vegeta in a usual Hoi-Poi Capsule-kind of explosion. “Beat yourself up.” Dende commanded. And with that, Vegeta pounded the freaking hell out of him, turning himself into nothing but dust in just a matter of seconds. “Now watch this, you can capsulate your slave back into a capsule just by doing this.” Dende stated, then he shouted “CAPSULATE!” in Vegeta's face, and Vegeta was back inside the capsule, which was floating five feet in the air right on the position where Vegeta was just standing.

“Anyway, I gotta wish what I want to wish.” Dende said, turning to the already-impatient Porunga.

Dende wished the seven Namekian Dragon Balls returned to Namek, which was granted. Porunga said farewell, and the seven Dragon Balls pierced the Earth's atmosphere and was on its course back to Namek in comet form. While that was happening, Goten and Bra was dancing in ecstasy as if they didn't care what would happen tomorrow even if a huge asteroid hit the planet.