Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Cell: Remaker of Insanity ❯ The beginning of my lunch.....wait, thats not it ( Prologue )

'Dis'claimer: Yo dawg, wat it pu wit doose wack! pop music..it is a fag yo'!!

WRONG TYPE OF DISCLAIMER!!

Disclaimer: Oh ^_^...I don't own DBZ or anything..not even, MY SOUL!!!!

-=-=-[Cell: Remaker of Insanity]-=-=-

-Hell-

Cell:.....whats the time?

Zarbon: Wha?

Cell: Time. Now

Zarbon: Oh..its 12:23pm

Cell: Rightio then

-Washing Machine room-

Yamu: I'm telling you..the sock vanishes!!

Meta Cooler: Its...in...your...frigging...ear!!

Yamu: TOUCHDOWN!!!! *tackles Meta Cooler into a sink*

Meta Cooler: *arms flailing* NO!!...RUSTING!!...EVIL....MUCH...LEGS....BLAU!!! *rusts* ....

Yamu: Uh?

Meta Cooler: ....

Yamu:...shit

-Mr. Satan's house-

Gohan: *knocks on door*

Butler: *opens door* HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Gohan: Uh..hello there

Butler: WANT DO YOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!

Gohan: May I see Video..I mean Videl

Butler: SURE SHE IS IN THE VIDEL..I mean VIDEO ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Gohan: Why are you speaking like that?

Butler: I HAVE A BROKEN PROSTATE!!!!!!

Gohan: O.O

-Video Room-

Gohan: Hiyah Video---el

Videl: *stares at T.V*

Gohan: Watcha watching

Videl: SpecialadditionextendedbonusendingovevangeliononlyIhaveitsMIIIE!!!! *takes deep breath*

Gohan: Uh..okay?

Videl: I can't believe they mixed up the green with the blue..I mean SERIOUSLY!!! *nerdy chuckle*

Gohan: *piss bolts out of the room*

Videl: *stares at T.V with a remote clutched in her hands* VIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEOOOOO!!

-Goku's House: 2 hours later-

Goku: La-da-da-da-da, it be a wonderful morning

Chi-Chi: Goku's breakfast is ready

Goku: O___O...BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!

Goten: Oh shit

Gohan: DIVE FOR COVER!!!

Goku: *running down hallway arms Flailing everywhere* I FHEIUFFGHFGHJFGSFGFHFgYfg WANT FDJGFJHDGJDFGKSHGD BREAKFAST GIDGHKJDHGKJHGSKDGLSDG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chi-Chi: *throws Bacon at Goku*

Goku: *grabs bacon and huddles in corner knawing on it like a chipmunk*

Gohan: Phew..thats one crisis over and done with!!

Chi-Chi: T'wernt nothing! *swings Frying pan around*

-Near water-fall-

Piccolo: HELLO MAH GREEN BRUDDA'S!!

Nail: Word

Dende: Yo'

Guru: WHAT!?!?!

Piccolo: As ya know, da govERNment of compton wit dere whack vechiles are plannin' on killin' dis valid Wartar-fall

Nail: Dose biatches

Piccolo: Dat is why I had introdooced a new member to our green brudda squad

Green Pedestrain Light Man: Yo'!

Dende: WHACK!!

Piccolo: NOW LET US GO WHOOP DERE ASSES!!!

Group: MIGHT MORPHIN DRUGIN' RANGERS!!!!!!!!!

*group morphs*

Piccolo: Canibus Ranger

Nail: Hangover Ranger.........ARRRRRE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!! *falls over* HEADACHE!!

Dende: UNDERAGE PROSTITUTION RANGER!!

Green Pedestrain Light Man: Safe-to-walk Ranger

Guru: WHAT!?!?!?!

Group: -_-

-Hell-

Cell: Whats the time?

Zarbon: Uuuuh....4:34 pm

Cell: DAMMIT!!...I've been waiting for the 6:00 news of nearly 9 hours now!!

Zarbon: o_o

Cell: THATS IT!! *walks up stairs*

Frieza: We had stairs

Zarbon: *shrugs*

King Cold: *walks in wearing a Delivery Boy outfit* Package for Mr. Fat Buu?

Buu: That be me ^_____^

King Cold: Have fun *throws package*

Buu: Buu's Jenny Craig no food diet has arrived *looks at Empty Package* It finally came!!

Frieza: But there is nothing in their

Buu: Buu know, ISN'T IT COOL!!!!!!

Frieza: *sweatdrop*

-Orange Star High: Hours Later-

Gohan: *waves* Your alright Video...uh Videl?

Videl: *watching portable T.V.....in the toilet* No time for excretion....VIDEO'S ROCK!!

Gohan: You do know that Video killed the radio star

Videl: Oh a-aho-oh!

Gohan: Oh a-aho- oh

Both: Video killed the radio star!!

-Otherworld-

Yemma: GO TO HELL!!

Pope: x_X *falls*

Cell: *appears* I demand to go to Earth

Yemma: Tough luck

Cell: Silence..or I'll tell the dubbies that your real name is Enma Daio

Yemma: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Dubbies: WE BELIEVED YOUR YEMMA!!!! *mauls*

Yemma: X_x

Cell: [insert overly heroic manly voice] HA HA HA!! *runs off*

Yemma: The..pain @_@

-Capsule Corp-

Vegeta: AWAY FROM ME FIENDS!!

Fan-girls: Come closer to us Veggie-chan ~_^

Krillin: Yeah..closer Veggie-chan ~_^

Vegeta: O_O...FINAL FLASH!!

Fan-girls: FLASH US!! ~_^

Vegeta: *runs away*

Krillin: SNUGGLE-BUM GOT AWAY...NOOOOOO!!

Spopovitch: *appears and does that whacky comedy drum beat*

-Washing Machine room-

Meta Cooler: ....

Yamu: And thats the whole story

Pui Pui: Ouch..then lets wash him ^_^

Yamu: Ok..I'll go get the stuff

*hours later*

Yamu: I'm back!!

Pui Pui: ZzZzZzZz

Yamu: PUI PUI!!!!

Pui Pui: CANCER IN MY BALLS...*wakes up* huh?

Yamu: Lets wash him

Pui Pui: Alright then

*They lift Metal Cooler up onto a railing to clean him*

Yamu: Ok..lets un-rust him

Meta Cooler: ....

Brolly: *enters* KAKAROTTO!!!!

Yamu: AHHHHHHHHH!!! *accidently pushes Meta Cooler into a vat full of Mountain Dew*

Meta Cooler: *flowers spout all over him* ....

Pui Pui: Oh.....figs

-Goku's House-

Chi-Chi: *walks into room* Goku..you all right?

Goku: Hiiiiiiiiiiiissssss!!..Don't come near..THE BACON!!

Chi-Chi: ??

Goku: *points and the holy shrine to bacon* It is our god..LEAVE IT ALONE!!!! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssss

Chi-Chi: *slowly walks out*

Goku: *prays to Bacon* Huuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

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Will Goku keep on praising Bacon?
How will Piccolo's whack "wartar-fall" mission go
Can Vegeta survive the stalker Krillin?

What will Cell do?

All of these will implode on the next Episode of "Bebi's Magical sex romp through spain"

O_O..I mean..CELL: REMAKER OF INSANITY!!