Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Cell: Remaker of Insanity ❯ The Nightmare Continues ( Chapter 1 )

'Dis'claimer: Yo dawg, wat it pu wit doose wack! pop music..it is a fag yo'!!

WRONG TYPE OF DISCLAIMER!!

Disclaimer: Oh ^_^...I don't own DBZ or anything..not even, MY SOUL!!!!

-=-=-[Cell: Remaker of Insanity]-=-=-

-Waterfall-

Piccolo: Dis is our day biatch, the Mighty Morphin' Druggin' Rangers will win dis fight yo'

Dende: Word!

Guru: WHAT!?!?!?

Green Pedestrain Light Man: Nobod-ah from compton is gonna take Picco's wartar-fall away!!

*bulldozers appear*

Nail: BULLDOZERS!!!!

*Everyone except Piccolo runs away screaming like 5 year olds*

Piccolo: -_-..not whack yo'!

-Loch Ness-

Vegeta: STOP CHASING ME!!

Krillin: NEVER!!!

Vegeta: BIG BANG ATTACK!!!

Krillin: Big Bang me ~_^

Vegeta: *kicks Krillin beyond the moon*

Nessie: *appears* It is time Vegeta..for you to know the truth!

Vegeta: Thats one whopper of a lizard.........DAMN YOU FUNI!!

-Texas-

Gen: MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

-Loch Ness-

Nessie: No..the truth that *looks at cards*..That Yamcha is really your leftover pizza from last night

Vegeta: !?

Nessie: No wait..thats not right

-Washing Machine room-

Yamu: Ok..we cleaned the flowers from Cooler, lets try unrusting him agian

Pui Pui: Alrighty

Brolly: *tied up in the corner* KAKAROTTO!!!

Yamu: Ok *passes rope to Pui Pui* Do not let go of this alright?

Pui Pui: Ok *grabs rope* O.O *looks at Raditz's hair and drops rope* Sooooooooo pretty

Yamu: Ok..Here goes *Meta Cooler falls into a vat of compressed Juice* YOU WERE MEANT TO HOLD THE ROPE!!

Pui Pui: *hypnotized by Raditz's hair* Purty hair!

Meta Cooler: ... *bursts into flames*

Pui Pui: Oh that cannot be good

-Loch Ness-

Nessie: Ok..I have it this time *looks at cards* Trunks is really a hermaphrodite!!

Vegeta: *eye twitching* TELL ME THE DAMN TRUTH ALREADY!!

Nessie: Uh..that was it

Vegeta: O_O

-Capsule Corp-

Trunks: *looking down pants* I've never seen THAT before

-Loch Ness-

Nessie: Sorry It can't be changed

-Capsule Corp-

Trunks: I'm a freak!!! *cries*....TAKE THAT RANDOM PLANET!!!!! *fires energy blast towards a planet*

-Yardrat-

*trunks explosion hits a mountain*

Yardrat1: What happen!!

Yardrat2: Somebody set up us the bomb!!

Yardrat3: What you say!!

Yardrat2 Take off every "zig"

Yardrat3: You know what you doing

Yardrat2: Move every "zig"

All: For Great Justice!!

-Goku's House-

Goku: *passes BBQ sause to Bacon* Oh might bacon, I am not worthy!!

Bacon: *eyes open*

Goku: *screams* THE GOD IS AWAKE!!!!

Bacon: Thank you for releasing me Son Goku...my real name is.............Thomas

Goku: The tank engine?

Bacon: NO!!!!!!!!

Goku: Forgive me!! *bows*

Bacon: Come Goku, let us explore this world

Spopovitch: *appears and does the comedy drum beat*

-Washing Machine room-

Yamu: Ok...I have the detergent

Pui Pui: Let us start once more

Nappa: *dumps gravy over Meta Cooler* APRIL FOOLS!!!

Yamu:..but its July

Nappa: SILENCE!!!! *runs off giggling like a school girl*

Meta Cooler: *explodes*

Pui Pui:....shit

Spopovitch: *appears and does the comedy drum beat*

Pui Pui: WILL YOU SHUT UP!!

Spopovitch: *cries*

-Hidden Cave-

Piccolo: Oooooookay, so da whack Wartar-fall didn't go well..but we have another enemy, far more evil than McDonalds......BURGER KING!!

Nail: Word

Dende: Dats whack yo'

Piccolo: WE MUST DESTROY BURG-AH KING!!!

Guru: WHAT!?!?!?!

All: -_-

-Loch Ness-

Vegeta: So..my sons a hermaphrodite?

Nessie: Yuuuuup

Vegeta: I must hunt down and destroy him!! *flies off*

Nessie: BENDER TIME!!! *grabs Vodka*

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Will Vegeta Destroy Trunks?

Can Piccolo and co destroy Burger King?

Will Cooler come back from explosion?

All of these will not have sex with your mate on the next episode of Cell: Remaker of Insanity......O_o