Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ cheeky prince charming ❯ chap 17 ( Chapter 17 )

Disclaimers: we own nothing! We are so sorry about the major delay on all our fics, but we got back from our great vacation (we surfed like every day!) then we had to go back to school almost straight after! And because we missed a few days we had to catch up with all our crappy coursework! (All our teachers are evil! Grrr! Especially bimbo's English teacher she is sooo a screwed up squirrel!) At least its study leave soon! The detentions haven't helped…. Its not my fault (bimbo) that I like to daydream about surfing in all my crappy lessons… anyways…. Better get going! Hope you enjoy this chap! And we promise the next one will be up in a few days! Bye byez! Also we don't have anything against gay people or Jehovah witnesses it's just how we thought Goku would react, :0) and we think its quite weird and funny!

Chap 17- pool time part 2 (P.S just for the advice sorry the ages have got mashed up throughout the fic but all 4 of the gang are 16 not 12)

"So what do you want to do now? We've rode every ride here… we've gone in all three pools… we've seen the gardens on the side of the outside pool…" said Vegeta crossing everything they had done on his fingers.

Bulma just gave him a puzzled look, and then a smirk came across her face.

"How about time time to meet up with the others and get pampered…?" she suggested motioning to the balcony's up the top and the large rooms, above them.

"But… don't you just want to ride the rides some more… I really don't think it a guys place to get… you know… steamed and pressed" Vegeta said matter of factly, looking down at the ground and searching for any signs of Goku or Radditz.

"Steamed and pressed that is such a guys saying! I think the word is more pampered - and it's a guy's thing as well! I mean… you cant leave a poor innocent beautiful 16 year old princess to fend for herself over all the evil massage guys and life guards… don't you think that it would be better if you came with me…" Bulma said twiddling her blue hair with her fingers and saying it so sweetly she knew that Vegeta couldn't resist.

"Whatever… Kakorot's got to come though as well! I'm not being the only guy!" Vegeta said sulking but still not making eye contact with his girlfriend.

`I just hope that nobody sees me…' Vegeta thought almost praying inside his head.

"Hey you two! What's up? Having fun!!!" said Bulma as her and Vegeta walked over to Chi and Goku,

"Have you seen those guys over there?" Goku said excitedly to Vegeta as he pointed to two very tall muscular green but feminine looking men behind them.

Vegeta just sweat dropped and hit himself on the head stupidly,

"Kakorot… do you have any idea about anything…? They are…" then Vegeta whispered the answer quietly into Goku's ear, but Chi and Bulma were not listening anyway, they were too engaged in their own conversation.

Goku sort of gave the game away anyway,

"GAY!!!" Goku shouted the last word a little over loudly, and the whole place seemed to shake with the echo of his voice.

Bulma and Chi burst into a fit of giggles at Goku's sudden outburst and Vegeta just shook his head in shame,

`How can he be one of the only lasting Sayans left? Oh the shame!' he thought trying to shake the embarrassment out of himself.

Then the two gay aliens turned round and looked at Goku fluttering their half masculine eye lashes and giving him little girly waves and wolf whistles,

"AHHHHHHH! This is my nightmare! They are going to… turn me into…" then Goku shuddered the last words out "Jehovah witness"

"What?" Vegeta said giving Goku a confused look then turning to Bulma for help.

Chi seemed to be just holding her head in shame at Goku's simple ness and his inability to keep his mouth shut.

Bulma just gave Vegeta the confused look back, she didn't understand either.

"Goku… um, a little question how does Jehovah witnesses and Gay people actually have links? You choose whether to be gay and- well Jehovah witnesses just bother you (we are so gonna go to hell for writing this stuff :0)) until you change to their ways…" Bulma said as she climbed the steps up to the pampering section.

Vegeta however had other plans he flew up to where Bulma had begun climbing grabbed hold of her by the waist and then took off to the top closely followed by Goku and Chi.

"You mean that they aren't related?" Goku said as he put Chi down as she sighed again,

Bulma just nodded,

"How can you go out with him?" Vegeta whispered into her ear amazed at how Chi could keep her cool with Goku's stupid ness.

"Hey shut it Vegeta! Your not so brainy yourself!" Said Bulma playfully hitting Vegeta on the arm as she started wrestling with him.

"Hey did I tell you about the time when Jehovah witnesses knocked on my door and…" Goku was cut short by three pairs of hands hitting him at the same time,

"Do you want us to get beaten up by Freeza you clown!" Vegeta said shushing Goku once again, who started his story again thinking that they had just accidentally hit him.

"Why would it matter to Freeza if we talk about gay Jehovah witnesses?" said Bulma looking confused, and then it suddenly clicked,

"SO that's why Freeza speaks like an old woman who just had her tonsils ripped out…" (Bimbo's English teacher is Freeza!!!) said Bulma the image of the evil tyrant Freeza popping into her head.

"Yeah… he's gay too but he still likes girls… and that's why he has so many guys working for him, he gets them too drive the main alien empires insane by dressing up as Jehovah witnesses and reading stuff out of religious books and stuff, then the empires usually either end up dying of boredom or they get shot" Vegeta replied folding his arms,

"And I thought they were just genuine people…" thought Bulma astonished at the evil antics of Freeza,

"Yeah about 50 percent of them are, but the others are Freeza's dudes… but I don't have to do that shit. thank Kami, its only the 4th class warriors, because if the empires too strong then they just send in the guys like me and Kakorot here to do the dirty work" said Vegeta grimacing at his job.

"I hate it… but some day… i'm training all the time to get strong enough and defeat Freeza for the good of everyone… to make up for everyone I've had to kill…and everyone Freeza's killed… my father… my home…" Vegeta said really quietly so just Bulma could here. She put her arm round him to comfort him.

"Don't worry… you can do it…you will become a super Sayan I know it! " she whispered in his ear as she gave him a small kiss on the cheek.

Seconds later…

"SO where do we go first?" Chi said excitedly as she looked at the choice available,

"Steam room, sauna, Jacuzzi, massage, mud bath, ohhh the choice!" she said clapping her hands,

"I think… steam room first! What about you?" said Bulma looking in the direction of the steam room.

Both Sayans just looked at each other and then sighed long sighs,

`Great this is going to be a lonnngggggg date!' Goku thought sighing, as they made their way into the sauna.

Disclaimers: sorry about the not so interesting stuff going on in this chap but we promise next chap will be better, but we are really in a rush to get all our fics updated and up before this weekend, as it's Ditz' birthday and we gonna party! HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY DITZ! Better get going and remember to review this fic and tell us what you want the gang to do; go to the beach, or go to the theme park world place, we hope to here from you soon! Bye byez!