Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Clue: DBZ Style ❯ Introduction ( Chapter 1 )

Standard Disclaimer: I V.J do not own Dragon Ball Z nor the I claim any rights to the series manga or toys, I also do not own the movie Clue I hope this is satisfactory no need to sue it's simply for fun...

A/N: Ok this is a crazy idea I got while in the shower of all places lol we'll this idea came to me and the dragon ball gang seem to fit in so well, it's going to be a little different from the movie thou. It will also have three alternate endings like the movie, also more characters added. I think you will like what I have in store for this B/V, K/18, and C/G....

Colonel Mustard: Krillin

Miss Scarlet: Bulma

Mr.Boddy: Goku

Mr.Green: Piccolo

Mrs.Peacock: Baba

Mrs.White: Chichi

Professor Plum: Yamcha

Wadsworth:(The butler) Vegeta

Yvette: Marron (Krillin's first girl friend)

The Cop: Mr. Popo

The Singing Telegram Girl: Pan

The Motorist: Future Trunks

The Cook Mrs. Ho: Idasa and Ikose's Mother (the loud mouth red head seen during the Tournament) I am naming her Hilda

The Pizza Girl: 18

The Security Guard: 17

NEW ENGLAND 1954

She was alone and anxious driving down on isolated dark highway, and the air smelled thick of rain. The roads still moisturize, and sleek from the rain that ceased only moments ago, heading down a friendless road, which seem to lead nowhere....

"Who sent me this obscure invitation? It's strange, too strange for my liking, arg, where the hell is this mansion? I should pull over, and take a look at the map," said the woman as pulled off the road and got out of the car to see the map, and area better.

"Okay, it's just over that hill, and I should be there…hmn. Ugh, ridiculous, I have to use the name Scarlet. Just who does this guy think he is? What does he know, or should I say how much does he know...."she began wondering about her situation, then an idiot driver sped passed her dousing her with water, she was literally pissed.

The car stop and some nerdy guy got out of the car; he looked concerned stepped up to her. "Hey babe, sorry, I didn't mean to get you wet!" he said undressing her with his eyes.

"Yeah, I bet you didn't, ah, you can keep on going. I don't need your help, bye!" she snapped.

"Well, that's not nice is it; and I came to see if you were all right, and now I'm going to be late for this weird dinner party I was invited too."

"What you mean your going to Roshi's Mansion too? It figures today is going to be a bad day." she sighed.

"Well, since we are going to the same place, do you wanna go together?" He asked hopefully.

"Um no, there is nothing wrong with my car, so I don't need to ride with you." She replied snidely walking to her car.

"Oh, okay then, I'm supposed to use the name Professor Plum and you." He extended his hand, as a greeting gesture.

"Fuck off!" she said and jumped in her car and sped off.

"Oh well, bye then Fuck off, man what a bitch! I guess I'll see you later then babe. I can tell the chick digs me!" Yamcha said looking in his mirror, which cracked. "Ah, I still got it, yes! My looks are so devastating, that even the strength of a mirror cannot behold my overwhelming beauty," he said conceitedly.

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Vegeta (Wadsworth) was walking around Roshi's mansion getting ready for Mr.Boddy's guest to arrive. He was the butler; he had to keep every thing tidy, for it is a butler's humble job to keep even a porno mansion clean. He was dressed in old England butler attire, black suit with a vest and tie. He walked into the living room and saw Yvette (Marron) in a French maid suit dusting her face.

"What the hell are you doing?" he asked bewildered.

"Um cleaning," she replied blankly.

"Your face?" he asked not believing her stupidity.

"Yeah, the cook was in the bathroom, so I used the feather duster to freshen up!" she said cheerfully.

*Why did I even bother to ask? * "Oh well, carry on then," he said walking into the kitchen.

Marron kept dusting her face...

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Vegeta walked into the kitchen only to see the cook. *Yvette said that she was in the bathroom, ugh, what is that revolting smell. * Vegeta looked like he was going to retched.

"Hilda, are the preparations ready for our guest?" he said covering his nose.

Hilda turned around, and tried to look seductive with her red bulbous wig. "Yeah sweet cheeks, dinner will be ready at seven thirty!" she said popping her gum.

"Very well then, do make sure it stays that way, meaning do not eat anything, and don't ever call me sweet cheeks!" he said arrogantly and walked past Hilda. However, not before, she grabbed his butt squeezing him to her.

"Sure thing lover! Come on! Give me some sugar honey!" said Hilda puckering her lips trying to kiss Vegeta.

"Damn it vile beast, let me go, I have to keep things tidy! Arg, let go of me you blasted bloated beach whale, or you're fired!" he yelled wrenching himself away from the mad woman.

She sighed then let go of Vegeta watching his ass as he left. "What ever you say honey buns, I will beat the hoo-hah out of that butt!" she sighed dreamingly, and had a big pair of googoo eyes then passed gas. "Ooo my stomach, I need Tums extra strength.

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Vegeta composed himself and heard the doorbell ring, him being the butler answered it, and he opened the door only to come face to face with three mysterious people.

One was pale and tragic looking, another was a midget man dressed in a brown suit, and the last was even shorter old and haggy looking. Vegeta went to introduce himself.

"Hello, I am Wadsworth the butler, may I take all of your coats," asked Vegeta.

The first to step up was the pale and tragic looking one. "Yes, I am Ch....Mrs.White, and I demand to know why have I been summoned to the house of ill fame!?" she said holding her purse tightly as if someone were going to steal it.

Vegeta just looked at her and smirked while taking her coat.

"Why don't you answer her? I also want to know why I was invited to this secluded creep-show of a house," said the short one.

"Ah yes, Colonel Mustard, I can see your confused being that you are not used to be invited anywhere * bore* it's understandable why you would be mystified, mortified, horrified and a bit stupefied.

"Hey jerk, what's that supposed to mean?" he said heatedly.

"Oh, I assure you I meant nothing by it." Vegeta said putting their coats away in the closet close to the door.

"Why are you avoiding our questions, hey wait a second, aren't you a Chip and Dales dancer. I swear I seen that ass before!" said the old haggy one staring at Vegeta.

"Mrs. Peacock I presume, I'm insulted that..."Vegeta was cut off by Chichi.

"You know she's right, you do look like that striper that dances at Chip and Dales, what his names ah yes King Vegeta the dancing salami!" said Chichi eying Vegeta carefully.

"I have no idea whom you are referring to." *damn father, why did you have to be a smutty tasteless stripper* Vegeta thought glumly, and was happy for the distraction the doorbell rung again.

"If you will excuse me," said Vegeta. This time he went to answer, and a man showed up followed by two figures arguing in the back.

Vegeta looked to the newcomer.

"Ah, Mr. Green finally, do come in, I'll take your coat."

Piccolo looked at the little treasure troll man, and handed him his coat wearily. "How did you know I'm Mr.Green.

Baba looked at Piccolo "Isn't it obvious, and I thought the striper was stupid!" she smarted off.

"For the last time saddle bags, I'm not a stripper!" Vegeta hissed.

"Shut up, unless you're gonna take your clothes off striper boy! Ooo could you do that thing with the cape, and the chalice!" shouted Baba, and Vegeta opted to ignore her.

Turning back to the door Vegeta looked to see a slender female dressed in a green silk dress, a beautiful woman who could only be... " Well, well, well, Miss Scarlet, it's a pleasure to finally meet you in person." he said kissing her hand as she blushed.

"What the hell, son of a bitch, he didn't kiss my hand, he didn't even hold my hand!" cried Baba.

"He didn't kiss mine either, or tried to charm me. Harrumph, what's up Wadsworth, do you know her!" Complained Chichi

"Mrs.White no man in his right mind would ever come near you, and Mrs. Peacock the same rules apply!" He said taking Bulma's coat and closing the door.

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Yamcha was out side angry that the butler just shut the door in his face. He started knocking and hard. "Hey come on it's freezing out here!" he shouted, but nobody responded.

"Oh my god!" he whined "It's Professor Plum let me the fuck in damn it ...I have to pee!" he said crossing his legs over the other,

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"Um aren't you going to answer that Wadsworth, it's sounds like somebody is being attack!" said Mrs.White.

"Oh no, I hear screaming out there. What ever you do don't let it in!" cried Mrs.Peacock hugging Krillin.

"She right it sounds like a wounded animal!" said Krillin.

Vegeta was hesitant to opening the door. *What's out there? *

Muffled sounds are heard coming from out side the door. (((((Ooo let me in you little fuck; I have to peehehe wahhah please! I have to go, let me in you stupid dumb asses, I know you saw me in the back!)))) Then the group could hear sharp banging against the door.

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"I told you it was an wild fitly animal. Wadsworth, do you have anything we could use to kill the beast!" said Krillin.

"No, Colonel Mustard, there are no weapons here I assure you. Don't worry; it will probably go away..."he hoped.

Then Bulma spoke up." That's no monster, it's worse it is Professor Jackass!" she said crossing her arms looking at Vegeta.

Vegeta opened the door, and could see that Professor Plum had an accident. "Professor Plum, I'm terribly sorry. My goodness, you are drenched sir and you smell of piss!" he said covering his nose.

"Go to hell! He pushed passed him brusquely. Where the hell is your wash room!" he said ashamed with tears in his eyes.

Vegeta ignored his tone, and gave a commanding clap." Yvette, come, you are needed!" he ordered.

Marron stepped into the room and noticed Chichi, and they both flinched then turned away.

"Um yeah!" she said like all ditsy "n" stuff.

"Clean that up!" said Vegeta looking appalled pointing at Yamcha.

Marron took care of Yamcha by showing him the bathroom, and brought him a new pair of pants.

Vegeta looked to his remaining guest. *This is going to be quite interesting. * He eyed one female in particular.

"If you all would be so kind as to join me in the study, in order for us to get the introductions underway."

Okay you know the drill R/R the more the reviews the faster the chapters come out! ~_^ Also read my other fic The Perfect Blue a different kind of B/V and Resident Evil DBZ Style Coming Soon! ^_^ I have not done a pic for this fic yet hmn...should I?