Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Clue: DBZ Style ❯ The Study ( Chapter 2 )

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Colonel Mustard: Krillian

Miss Scarlet: Bulma

Mr.Boddy: Goku

Mr.Green: Piccolo

Mrs.Peacock: Baba

Mrs.White: Chichi

Professor Plum: Yamcha

Wadsworth:(The butler) Vegeta

Yvette: Marron (Krillian's first girl friend)

The Cop: Mr. Popo

The Singing Telegram Girl: Pan

The Motorist: Future Trunks

The Cook Mrs. Ho: Idasa and Ikose's Mother (the loud mouth red head seen during the Tornament) I am naming her Hilda

The Pizza Girl: 18

The Security Guard: 17

Part two The Study

Vegeta walked the guest into the study he began to pour them each individual drinks, he eyed them all circumspectly.

"We are awaiting your host therefore, in the mean time we'll wait, in a manner you've all been introduced by an pseudonym you'll of course realize that nobody here as been introduced by their real name. (The group looked at each other suspiciously) have a drink, I'll go check to see if dinner is ready." he stated and left.

"That man is strange, I think he's up to something!" said Baba snatching one of the drinks spilling it on Mr.Green.

"Watch it you little hobbit!" said Piccolo wiping the liquid off him.

"Well I think he is quite charming, don't you Mrs.White?" said Bulma.

Chichi looked dully. "Hmn no, he didn't kiss my hand. I think he's rude!" she said vindictively.

Yamcha came stumbling into the room with Yvette behind him, looking clueless and very sluttish with an over-exposed French maid uniform.

"I need a drink, bad, I'm so embarrassed." Yamcha said snatching Baba's drink.

"You son of a bitch give that back!" yelled Baba jumping on Yamcha.

"Too late it's already gone!" He said gulping down the last drop pushing the midget off him.

"Ugh, you would drink after that haggy thing, you are disgusting." said Piccolo.

There was a loud bang, a noise associated with someone hitting a gorgon, and then Vegeta stepped into the room.

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"All right ladies, and gentlemen dinner is ready fellow Me." said Vegeta, as lead the group into the dinning room.

As soon as the group were all seated they all noticed that there was an empty spot at the dinning table next to Miss Scarlet.

"Wadsworth, will you be joining us?" asked Bulma.

"No madam, as much as I would like to I'm merely a butler. I keep things tidy, that's all." he smiled charmingly.

"You mentioned that before..." grumbled Baba.

Vegeta glared at the old dirt bag then turned to Bulma while pouring her drink.

"Then whom is it reserved for?" She asked flirtatiously.

"That seat is reserved for our seventh, and final guest Mr.Boddy," he said nonchalantly moving to Mrs.White pouring her a drink.

"I thought Mr.Boddy was our host!?" said Chichi dramatically.

"So did I!" every one said in unison.

"So Wadsworth, just who is our host?" said Bulma asking the question that is on everyone's mind.

Vegeta moved to the next person, pouring their drink chuckling slyly, and cunningly avoided the question.

Yvette came in with a tray of soup an appetizer for the guest. she set each plate in front of the guest. Then she and Vegeta went back into the kitchen.

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Yamcha and Chichi slurped their soup very loudly, and every one stared until Mrs.Peacock spoke aristocratically. "Well somebody has to get the ball rolling it might as well be me. I'm used to being an announcer it's part of my brother's work. I have know idea why we are here, but I am determined to enjoy myself, I'm very intrigued, and oh my, this soup is delicious isn't it," she babbled on while every one stares incredulously.

Baba turned to Mrs.White "So what does you're husband do?" inquired Mrs.Peacock

"Nothing!" she answered rather quickly.

"Nothing?" asked Mr.Green. (Sounds like Goku huh, lol)

"Well he just lays around on his back all day, mind your own damn business nosy bastards!" she snapped unexpectedly.

"So Mr.Green, what do you do, come on how are we supposed to be acquainted if we do not talk amongst ourselves." said Baba snobby.

Bulma glared at her. "Perhaps he doesn't want to get acquainted with you!"

I am sure I don't know, but if we don't talk, we will just be sitting here in an embarrassed silence.

"Well big mouth, are you going to mention the fact that you work in Satan City," said a cunning Piccolo.

Mrs.Peacock looked shocked. "How do you know where I'm from!?" she asked nervously.

Piccolo grinned, and was about to answer her question.

Vegeta came back into the room silencing the guest in the dinning room with another tray. It was their dinner this time; Yvette had the rest of the trays.

Baba snatched the plate away from Vegeta who glared at her. She started eating, and loudly. "Mmm, Oh this so good MMmmmmm It's one of my favorite recipes." she said spitting food on Yamcha who just about gagged.

"I know madam." Vegeta snapped he seemed very displeased of what she was eating, and the fact that she liked it.

Baba then winked at Vegeta and slipped two dollars in his pants. "There you go sweetie, dance for me later okay striper boy!" she cooed spitting out food. Vegeta just about smacked her, but thought better of it and served every one their dinner, he also kept the double dollars.

"Close your mouth bitch!" Yamcha said wiping the food off him.

Baba had food all over her face, chewing loudly breathing heavily while eating; everybody was losing their appetite. Then she gazed at Yamcha, food still coming out of her mouth. "Shut upppppp..."Baba started to say then her dentures flew out of her mouth heading towards Bulma

"AHHHH!" screamed Bulma, as dentures seemed to charge at her. (Goku's fighting music came on).

The dentures were just about to make contact. Vegeta went for the save, successfully moving Bulma out the way, but unfortunately for Yamcha time moved slowly. The wind shifted it flew straight to him with speed, and the dentures landed on the side of his mouth. Yamcha mouthed the words, Noooo in slow motion, once it landed it clamped down hard, and he screamed like girl.

"Get It off It Stings, Ahhh Gross waahhaha!" He cried running around with his hands in the air. He then threw the dentures at Vegeta and it landed in his hair with the food she was eating stuck in it.

"Eww gross, you vulgar hound!" He said shaking his head, and then the arrant dentures went back into the mouth of its owner.

"Mmm, every thing is much more spicier after that!" she said chomping the food her dentures gathered.

Every one was sick after her display nobody dared touch his or her food.

Krillin was getting frustrated. "That is it, Wadsworth who is our host, and why have we been dragged down to this horrible place that reeks of porno!" he said glaring up at Vegeta.

Before Vegeta could answer however, the doorbell rang, and he turned to leave the confused guest behind.

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They could hear a new voice down the hall. "Ah, you are eagerly awaited right this way sir. What's in the bag?" asked Vegeta to the newcomer.

"Are you locking me in, I'll take that key?" said the voice.

"Over my dead body sir." Vegeta stated calmly walking towards the dinning room. The cook, Hilda, was eavesdropping as well was Marron, muffled voice are heard coming towards to group.

"No!" the voice stated in alarm.

"It contains evidence I presume." Said Vegeta

"Surprises that's what it contains surprises!" he sounded cautious.

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Both Vegeta and the mysterious guest came into the dinning room every one stared, except Mrs.White she glared coldly.

"Everyone, this is our seventh and final guest Mr.Boddy." he said introducing Goku.

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