Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Clue: DBZ Style ❯ Secrets Revealed ( Chapter 3 )

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Colonel Mustard: Krillin.
Miss Scarlet: Bulma.
Mr.Boddy: Goku.
Mr.Green: Piccolo.
Mrs.Peacock: Baba.
Mrs.White: Chichi.
Professor Plum: Yamcha.
Wadsworth: (The butler) Vegeta.
Yvette: Marron. (Krillin's first girl friend)
The Cop: Mr. Popo.
The Singing Telegram Girl: Pan.
The Motorist: Future Trunks.
The Cook Mrs. Ho: Idasa and Ikose's Mother (the loud mouth red head seen during the Tornament) I'm naming her Hilda.
The Pizza Girl: 18.
The Security Guard: 17.

Clue Part 3

Secrets Revealed…

Goku looked at the group in suspicion. "Why are they all here!" he said not expecting this particular group.

" Eating dinner, do sit down Mr. Boddy. " Vegeta answered. Goku sat down next to Bulma and Chichi, he winked at Chichi she ignored him.
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Vegeta walked in front of the group. "Well, shall we adjourn to the study, where our unknown host will make known his/hers intentions."

Vegeta lead the annoyed sighing group, to the study they were getting tired of going back and fourth.
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Vegeta waited until the group was settled in, comfortably. "Ladies and gentlemen, you all have something in common, you are all being black mailed, and since you all are in the same boat there will be no harm in revealing a little disclosed information. Professor Plum, or shall I say Yamcha Yazoo."

Everyone gasps in shock. Chichi whispered to Piccolo. "Yazoo, I know him, he was spotted in K-mart playing with Barbie dolls gone wild, and it was in the news paper!"

Vegeta looked at Chichi, and could tell she was gossiping, he chose to ignore her. "Yamcha, you were a doctor a gynecologist, but your license has been revoked, correct." Vegeta said in a like business manner.

Yamcha looked nervous. "Um, could you spare us this humiliation..." he begged.

Vegeta grinned deviously. "No."

Bulma thought this was interesting. "What did he do?"

Vegeta looked to Bulma. "You know what doctors are not supposed to do with their lady patients."

" Yeah!" she said intrigued by him.

" Well he didn't, he did it with the male doctors."

Yamcha pleaded in defense. "Look, that is a bold faced lie, okay so I was seen in a obscene bar with a few doctors, it was a social event, and we had drinks…lots of drinks…and …" he trailed off in a dreamy-eyed state. " … Hehe and then we danced, and I met Yajirobi, the chubby waiter (he twirled like a ballerina) and then we…ah did nothing I was framed, it was my twin Chiaotsu, I swear it wasn't me!"

Baba gasped in shock, and disgust. "Oh my Shin!"

Vegeta heard this and frowned. " Are you making moral judgments Baba, sister to Master Roshi!?"

" How dare you, keep your big fat mouth shut topless dancer! When did strippers get so nosey!?" She excluded giving herself away.

Vegeta beamed wickedly. "No, Baba you where caught by the blackmailer giving your brother's opponents drugs, in order for them to lose in the World Martial Arts Tornament, you also had with you an accomplice, who at this time shall remain anonymous. In addition, you also cheating by super natural means, which until now was strictly prohibited, and completely unheard of! You also used the power of the Kai's and kept it a secret, you wanted to keep this out of the papers so your brother could keep his title, as the great Roshi, please come on,

I've seen stronger house flies!" he hissed disgusted.

Baba bowed her head in shame.

Chichi whispered to Goku. "Ah, I recognize her now, yes, she was in the movie Willow, and she was the midget man!"

Goku looked at her strangely, then turned his attention back to Vegeta.

" Does anyone else wish to deny these allegations of blackmail?" Vegeta probed everyone said no, with exception of Bulma.

" Not me." she said seductively.

" You're not being black mailed?!" asked a curious Vegeta.

" Oh I'm being blackmailed, but I did what I'm being black mailed for." she smiled sinisterly.

" What did you do?" Yamcha asked not wanted to be the only one under scrutiny.

" I ran an escort service that provided men with the company of a young lady, I am Bulma Briefs, daughter to the president of Capsule Corp. Dr. Briefs, and I am paying the black mail because I pimped my mother. I cannot let my father find out or I will lose the company." She said as collective manner.

Baba and Chichi gasped. "Oh my god!" Baba said mortified.

Bulma flicked them off. "Oh please, give me a break I was in college then, I needed the money Launch, and my mom got me plenty of it so I can't complain, and besides my mother was willing to do it. And for free!"

Vegeta looked at Bulma and smirked at her arrogance, and then he put his attention on Krillin. "Colonel Mustard, or should I say Krillin "No nose" Hamasuki of the monk monastery!"

Krillin frowned " Am I being accused of something I didn't do, look I'm paying the black mail so I don't kicked out of the temple, they believe all types of ill-gossip!"

" Humph, well Krillin, are you saying you didn't sleep with a certain pizza girl? You know it is strictly forbidding to have any sexual relations of any kind, the consequences are extreme, and you're paying the black mail because you are guilty!" said Vegeta moving to his next victim, now the spot light was on Chichi.

" Chichi Ox daughter of the infamous Ox King, you are paying our friend the blackmailer ever since your husband died of how shall we say under mysterious circumstances." Vegeta said accusingly.

Bulma was getting into confession of secrets type game, and started to laugh in astonishment "Ah ha!"

Chichi glared at Bulma "What is so funny?"

Vegeta looked at Bulma's sudden outburst and was also curious, and he casually stood next to her. " I see, that is why he was lying on his back, in his coffin." said Bulma exposing her.

" I didn't kill him!" Chichi said in defense.

" Then why are you paying the blackmailer?" asked Krillin.

Chichi composed herself with dignity and saw the Mr.Boddy was staring at her. "I don't want a scandal do I, we had a very humiliating public confrontation, (a sudden intake of breath, but her eyes emotionally cold) he was deranged, lunatic... he didn't seem to like me much, he had threaten in public to kill me."

Yamcha added his comment. "Why would he want to kill you in public?" he said scratching his hairy back.

Vegeta looked at him tiredly. "I think she meant, he threaten to kill her in public, idiot!" he sneered.

Bulma cut in. "So, that was the final word on the matter."

Chichi looked at Bulma with disguised hatred. "Being dead is pretty final wouldn't you say!" she replied sarcastically.

Vegeta did not like her venomous tone with Bulma. "But if he was the one to die, not you, Chichi not you!" he said accusingly.

Bulma inquired a little more. "What was he like?"

Chichi sighed in anger. "Cell was always a rather stupid optimistically man, who thought he could destroy the universe, I'm sure it came to a great shock to him when he died. He was found in the bathroom his head had been cut off and…you know!" Chichi was indicating the male gender, which made all the males including Baba cringe, but with the exception of Piccolo.

Chichi continued with her story. " When he was being castrated, I had been at a cooking contest all evening," she stated like recorded machine.

Bulma probed. "Do you miss Cell?"

" It's a matter of life after death, now that he is dead I have a life." She said eyeing Goku.

Vegeta was not finished with her yet. "But he was your second husband, your first one husband Dabura also disappeared."

Chichi laughed. " That was his job he was an illusionist." she exclaimed.

" But he never reappeared!" Vegeta said suggesting.

" Well what do you expect he was trained by Roshi, so naturally he wasn't a good illusionist. I mean really, Dabura was the garbage man!" She said brazenly coming up with a quick defense.

Piccolo stood up. " I'm not waiting for Wadsworth to unmask me," he confessed. " I'm an asexual being and I'm not from this planet. I must keep this a secret, or I will not be able to stay at the YMCA… thank you." he said then sat back down on the antique coach composing himself neatly.

Now every one turned to Mr.Boddy, or shall I say Goku, whom of which was feeling uneasy with all of the attention.

Chichi was interested in this silent one. "So what did you do?" she asked coldly, or maybe she was flirting it is hard to tell.

Vegeta chose this perfect opportunity to speak. "Oh, haven't you guessed, he's the one blackmailing you all!" every one looked shocked and pissed to Vegeta's delight it was the expected reaction. Vegeta acted nonchalant "Can I interest any of you for fruit or desert?" he inquired slyly… To be continued.

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