Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Clue: DBZ Style ❯ A Death In The House! The Mystery Begins! ( Chapter 4 )
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Colonel Mustard: Krillin
Miss Scarlet: Bulma
Mr.Boddy: Goku
Mr.Green: Piccolo
Mrs.Peacock: Baba
Mrs.White: Chichi
Professor Plum: Yamcha
Wadsworth:(The butler) Vegeta
Yvette: Marron (Krillin's first girl friend)
The Cop: Mr. Popo
The Singing Telegram Girl: Pan
The Motorist: Future Trunks
The Cook Mrs.: Idasa and Ikose's Mother (the loud mouth red head seen during the Tournament) I am naming her Hilda
The Pizza Girl: 18
The Security Guard: 17
Clue Part 4
A Death in the House! The Murder Mystery Begins!
Vegeta was laughing on the inside, this was better then he anticipated, he thought joyfully as he watched the group from the sidelines.
Krillin was very upset to finally see the man who had caused him so much trouble and money he decided to attack Goku.
"You jerk, because of you I lost nearly every thing!" Krillin yelled then tried to attack Goku only to be bitch slapped and started crying.
Piccolo was trying to calm every body down, but it was a no good, once the group saw Krillin had gotten slapped they all attacked even Chichi.
"Why you no good hoodlum how dare you take my money, and flirt with me, you have balls, I'll give you that!" shouted Chichi as she kneed him in the groin, and the group cheered her on.
"OUCH!" cried Goku, holding his lower region.
Vegeta could not help but join in the commotion, he then noticed Baba shouting obstinacies at Goku, so he picked up the little troll, and he threw her on Goku.
"Get it off me, it's horrible just horrible!" I'm being groped by a pint sized leprechaun!" cried Goku as he threw Baba to the ground, and then poured water on the little gremlin just to see what would happen.
Nothing did happen of course. * Hmn it didn't melt. * Thought Goku.
Vegeta had his fun and decided to end this little game. "Please ladies and gentlemen calm down, The Supreme Kai is coming. Tell him what you confessed to me, and Mr.Boddy, or shall I say Kakarot, shall be sent HFIL and your troubles will be over. " He said and every body calmed except for Goku.
"What the hell, ah uh I'm not staying here while Shin sends me to hell!" said a nervous Goku.
Every one gasps.
Vegeta looked at Goku and smirked. "What exactly do you think you can do? All the doors and windows have energy barriers and we are surrounded by naked Frieza's, if you even attempt to leave you'll be attacked by miniatures of Frieza and become their prison bitch!"
Goku paled and walked out of the room.
Vegeta looked to see Goku leaving. "Where do you think you are going Kakarot?"
"I was just getting my bag, I think I can make up everybody's mind with these gifts." Goku said sinisterly retrieving his bag, which was conveniently outside by the study.
A few moments passed everyone including Vegeta were getting very antsy in waiting to see what Goku had. Finally, Goku had returned and passed every one except Vegeta a gift from his bag.
Bulma took hers and looked at the box. "A gift, I love receiving gifts from strange men," she said opening hers.
It was a capsule corps. High-tech experimental gun she wondered how in the world did he managed to get his hands on one of these and why did he give it to her.
Chichi was the next to open hers and her eyes glowed, as she blushed crimson. "Oh my, you shouldn't have how did you know?" she said eyeing the grand frying pan 6000GT there was also book placed inside the pan. Chichi had not notice it until now.
"What's this?" she said grabbing the book, which read How to Manage Your Anger, and then she growled in anger. "Is this some kind of joke what are you trying to say?!"
Krillin was eager to open his, "Huh, ugh, this is just sick!" he said pulling a prosthetic nose out of the gift box.
Piccolo opened his and a tear slid down his face. "A turban and white too my favorite, I shall cherish it forever!" he smiled and with googoo eyes held the turban to his chest.
Yamcha was afraid to open his for some odd reason it seemed like he's been cursed this whole night, nothing but trouble, he opened his and glared at Goku's grinning face.
"This is not funny!" he pouted holding up a picture of himself. He was dressed like the transvestite from Rocky Horror Picture show and in the background showed Yajirobi giving him a dollar.
Q/N: (Hey did you ever notice how much Mr. Satan resembles that character from that movie Rocky Horror picture show, you know the dude Tim Curry played, think about it they both have bad perms and wore white capes lol)
An enthralled Baba stared at Goku fondly he was proving his love for her with this gift. She winked at him he shuttered. Baba unwrapped her box looking at Goku seductively licking her lips opening her present agonizingly slow. A half hour later, she finally opened it, and then frowned.
"What I'm I supposed to do with this crystal ball, Do I Look like Mrs. Cleo to You!" she was about run out the room crying, but Vegeta sat her back down on Yamcha's lap since he was too depressed to notice.
They all finished opening their lame gifts, if you can call them that, then looked to Goku expectantly.
He obliged their glares with an explanation. "You each hold in you hand a fatal weapon. Wadsworth here is keeping us prisoner, just think about it, you will all have to tell Shin your stories, which could mean you all will be joining me in HFIL.
Goku looked at everyone's crestfallen faces and continued. "Wadsworth is controlling the miniature Frieza's and none of us can leave, that is unless one of us kills him!"
Vegeta's eyes widen in shock this is not what he had intended, he could see every one was in the same boat and desperate too, he was not liking the odds.
Krillin spoke sarcastically. "How the hell I'm I going to kill anybody with a fake nose.
Then every one else spoke. "Yeah" referring to their ridiculous gifts, he ignored them all.
"The only way to make sure we don't go to HFIL or anybody finding out your humiliating secrets is to Kill Vegeta now!" he said about to turn off the light switch, murder music playing in the back ground but was stopped by Baba's hoarse voice.
"I knew it! He is the stripper King Vegeta!" she said then jumped to Vegeta, humping his leg like a dog, slipping dollars into his bikini area.
"I am not a stripper you disgusting hag, somebody get this beast off me!" he glared shaking Baba off his leg. Baba wouldn't budge until Piccolo shot her in the butt with his laser eyes, which for some odd reason made her want to take a drink, so she climbed back to her spot on the couch on Yamcha's lap. (Nice Chia pet)
Goku sighed with impatience, "Like I said now!" then he flips the switch.
Noises heard in the dark, there were a crash, bang, gasps, a woman's scream, and then a gunshot.
Krillin flip the switched and notice that Yamcha was unconscious lying on the ground, and that Chichi and Goku were going at it on the carpet, Vegeta and Bulma looked quite cozy too. Vegeta was trying to woo Bulma he could tell by the blush on her face.
Krillin sighed. * Ah if only 18 was here*
Piccolo looked at the group, "Ah, hello there is somebody dead here, I don't think Shin would take kindly to a dead guest who looks to have been murdered!"
Goku looked to see it was only Yamcha, and resumed making out with Chichi.
However, Vegeta was shocked * I was supposed to be killed, why Yamcha? * "Oh my god, Yamcha has been murdered!" he said over dramatically, still nobody even checked to see if he was alive.
Vegeta glared at Baba. "You did this didn't you little gremlin!" accused Vegeta.
Baba growled like bear, and threw her crystal ball. "I did not do it, Bulma was the one with the gun!" she accused.
Vegeta looked at Bulma not sure of her innocence she glared at him, "I dropped the gun any of you could picked it up, you, green boy, anybody!" she exclaimed her innocence.
Piccolo cleared his throat, "My name is Piccolo, and I think it's was those two," pointing at Chichi and Goku.
Then they stopped making out and looked up. " We didn't do it!" they shouted in unison.
Goku let go of Chichi, which made a thump and she fell to the ground, he went over to Yamcha's body and could see, no marks, or bruises except for the wound on the of his head, he couldn't feel his chi so he assumed the worse. "He's defiantly dead, this is not good, especially with the Kai's coming." He said with anxiety.
Vegeta voiced his concerns with a serious tone. "You're right Kakarot, and we have to figure out who is the murderer, before it's too late and final judgment is made!" He said eyeing every one suspiciously.
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