Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Clue: DBZ Style ❯ The Study: The Scene of the Crime ( Chapter 5 )

Clue Part 5
The Study: The Scene of the Crime

Every one gathered around Yamcha seemingly dead body wondering what happened, Vegeta looked at every one in suspicion.

" It is clear that he was hit by a blunt object." He said eyeing Baba. "You were the one with the crystal ball, so you did it!" he accused pointing a finger at Baba." So, I'll tell Supreme Kai that it was you and we wont go to HFIL. " He said coming up with a great plan every one agreed except for Baba.

" I not taking the blame for this, and besides I have connections I will see to it that you all join me!" she threatened.

" Okay I get your point hag from hell, if it's not you then it's you!" Vegeta said pointing to a very cold looking Chichi.

" What, how dare you…what makes you think it was me?" she said walking casually in front of him.

" Oh I don't know maybe because all your husband have mysteriously disappeared, and the fact that you had the frying pan, it is apparent that you are an serial killer of men!" he said defiantly.

" Ahhh" hearing another scream, the group became more alert! Every one looked up at the high-pitched wail.

" What was that?" asked Bulma.

Krillin shook his head. "I don't know it sounded as if someone is being attack!"
" Oh… my god it's Yvette." said a very unconcerned Chichi.

" Ahhh!" screams heard again repeatedly, and finally the group decided that it could be the killer so they all left the study.
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The Billiard Room
The group stopped in front of the billiard room and the screaming ceased.

" Yvette open the door!" said Vegeta

"Um I can't!" she said through the door.

Vegeta rolled his eyes. " To hell with the names, Marron the door can only be unlocked from your side, look down at the knob and turn it!" said Vegeta explaining it as if she was a five year old.

" Um, what's a knob" she giggled on the other side of the door.

Vegeta's veins were popping out of his head, idiot, Vegeta thought and just blasted the door, after a few seconds the dust cleared and Marron ran out and hugged Piccolo.

" Thank you for saving me!" she blushed.

Piccolo pushed her off him. "Idiot, I didn't save you, Vegeta was the one who blasted the door to pieces."

Marron's eyes brightened and was about to hug Vegeta, until Bulma stepped in front of her. "Why where you screaming in here all by yourself!"

" Huh, oh I lost my silicon it just popped out, and I can't find it!" she said completely clueless.

" Hey guys, lets just blame it on Marron, she's too stupid, we can get away with it!" said Krillin.

" That's precisely the point," said Goku seriously.

" Supreme Kai will never fall for that, just look at the idiot it's just too pitiful." Vegeta said in disgust, every one turned to look at Marron who had her eyes crossed, while twirling her hair, and picking her nose.

" See what I mean." He said credulously.

" Well Vegeta, who else is in the house?" asked Bulma

Vegeta thought for a second. "Only the cook!"

" The cook!" every one said remembrances running to the kitchen as if they were racing.
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In the Kitchen`

Everyone gathered in the kitchen to look for the cook, Marron was looking in the refrigerator for her. Piccolo stood in front of every one.

" Well, she's not here, what do we do now?" inquired Piccolo.

Marron looked angry. "How do you know nobody looked in the cabinets yet!" with that said she went to look in the cabinets for Hilda.

Every one sweat drops, Goku shakes his head. "She cannot be this stupid!" he said astounded.

" I found her!" Marron yells in excitement.

Every one turned to see simply not believing it.

Marron runs up to them holding up a family picture of Hilda and her two sons they both were wearing championship belts.

Vegeta felt like blasting the nuisance but he had to impress Bulma so he acted like a true gentlemen. "Moron, we are looking for the real thing not a picture that won't get us anywhere!"

Marron looked at him blankly. "Um you're wrong we can put it on a milk carton!" she said as if she was a genius, pulled a carton of milk out of the fridge slapping Hilda's picture on it, and wrote missing.

By now every one ignored Marron and started thinking up solutions right now their best bet is blaming everything on Marron and Hilda was their next option.

Bulma walked around the kitchen and saw a half open closet that reeked of crap.
" Eww, what is that smell!" she said covering her mouth horrified.

Vegeta walked up to Bulma and saw the closet was half way adjourned, he walked up to it to close it, once Vegeta reached the closet door it swung open and out came the beastly red head woman falling on top of Vegeta.

"Oh my god!" Bulma cried. "She's attacking him, she is the killer!" Bulma said dramatic pointing at Hilda toppling Vegeta with her weight.

The group saw this and started to aid Vegeta, every one in the room excluding Marron because she was looking under the sink for Hilda.

" Wait!" Vegeta yelled abruptly.

Every one stopped, not really wanting to get near the smelly woman if they didn't have to.

Vegeta dropped the elephant like woman to the ground. "Look she is dead too, this is starting to become bothersome." he said eyeing the dead fat woman.

Piccolo went to examine the dead female looking for injuries, filling around her head he felt nothing so he tried pulling his hand back only to pull off Hilda's red wig.
Everyone gasps.

Marron squeals in delight. "Oh how nice of you to buy me a red scarf!" she aid ditsy snatching the wig from Piccolo's shock composer and placing it around her neck.

Piccolo tried to ignore her and turned back to Vegeta. "Another body what do we do with this one."

Vegeta covered his mouth repulsed by the ghastly sight of the blimp. "I'm the Butler I like to keep things tidy, well throw her out side with the Frieza's" he stated and every one agreed.

Bulma, Baba, and Chichi carried the fat smelly woman out side and quickly ran back inside, after that; they all went back to the study only to see that Yamcha's body was gone.
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In the Study

"What the hell, this is nuts?!"

"Kakarot I thought you said he was dead, this is all your fault!" accused Vegeta.

" Hey wait a minute, you also said he was dead!" countered Goku.

" Oh, right then it was Krillin's fault!" accused Vegeta

" What why me?!" he cried.

Vegeta looked at him annoyed. "Shut up and except the blame, maybe Shin will have mercy on your sinful soul heretic!"

Krillin blinked. "What?"

All these accusations were annoying Bulma. "Stop it all ready we have to stick together, Yamcha was obviously not dead and is still around, he might even be the killer so calm down, and just look for the bastard."

Baba glared at Bulma. "Who died and gave you the right to tell every one what to do, you're a damn pimp!"

" Shut up, you're the drug dealer here I also know that you take bribes and let some of the people in other world out for a day without the consent of the Grand Kai!"

Baba gasped in shock and past out.

Vegeta saw that Chichi was going to help the troll up. "Leave her there, lets have a little peace before she awakens.

" What do you suggest?" asked Bulma.

" I suggest we wait here while I call 17, he is the security guard of this place, perhaps he my know the whereabouts of the missing Yamcha.

Every one nodded in agreement, with a loud bang; a knocking sound could be heard coming from the main hall.

" Wadsworth, I mean Vegeta are you expecting anybody else." asked Piccolo.

Vegeta looked confused at the new occurrence. "No, every one who was invited is counted for…"

" Well maybe you should get the door and see who it is!" said a very curious Bulma.

" Yeah maybe, will you accompany me then." he said eyeing her.

" Why just her, are you the killer or something, or are you afraid of Yamcha?" said a cold Chichi.

Vegeta took Bulma's hand as if he were escorting her to a ball; he turned to Chichi before leaving. "Safety in numbers, my dear widow safety in numbers." and with he was gone with Bulma leaving the confused group to their thoughts.
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The Main Hall
Vegeta had never let go of Bulma's hand, even when he went to open the door.

The door opened and it was raining again, there was a woman dressed in a black raincoat carrying several boxes of pizzas. "I'm here to deliver your pizzas." she said with a monotone expression.

Vegeta was confused about this he had not ordered any pizzas; he was about to tell her to go, but was stopped by Bulma.

" Oh, is that so huh, you came all the up to this creepy secluded haunted looking house, just to deliver pizza! I don't buy it sister, why are you here?!" she said paranoid.

The woman sighed. "Look I came her to deliver these pizzas, and I know this is the right place because my brother 17 ordered it he works in security.

Vegeta looked at the woman finally recognizing who she was. That is her, the one Krillin paid the black mail for hmn... she is early.

"Do come in Miss18, I shall tell your brother that you are here, however in the mean time would you be so kind as to wait in the study with the others, Bulma would you please excuse me, and show Miss 18 to the study." He stated like a well-trained butler.

18 stared at Vegeta. "Please just call me 18, you make me sound like a mistress or something."
Vegeta just nodded his head humbly. "As you wish madam." He said and left the two women to themselves.
~*~*~

The Guard's Tower
17 was looking over the schematics of the building, which was a centerfold of a woman's naked body, of course the house used to belong to master Roshi and as such, the house was full of porn.
17 was not even paying attention to his duties, the whole day he was just looking at…schematics.
~*~*~

Somewhere In the House

Vegeta walked alone in the house very confident that nothing was going to jump out and kill him he had every thing under control; although he was a bit puzzled about the freak Yamcha it wasn't expected, oh well, I'll just have to make due, he thought traveling over to 17's tower. For some unknown inexplicit reason, he got an eerie feeling about taking this route, it should be okay the Frieza's were locked tight, and there is no way for them to get in however he still had the foreboding feeling he was in danger….

To be continued…
Weird chapter but the whole story is weird, let me know what you think okay, and thanks very much for reading!