Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Clue: DBZ Style ❯ Split up, and search! ( Chapter 6 )
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A/N:( Thanks for the reviews! I'm not going to waste time on with the story... J
Colonel Mustard: Krillin
Miss Scarlet: Bulma
Mr.Boddy: Goku
Mr.Green: Piccolo
Mrs.Peacock: Baba
Mrs.White: Chichi
Professor Plum: Yamcha
Wadsworth:(The butler) Vegeta
Yvette: Marron (Krillin's first girl friend)
The Cop: Mr. Popo
The Singing Telegram Girl: Pan
The Motorist: Future Trunks
The Cook Mrs. Ho: Idasa and Ikose's Mother (the loud mouth red head seen during the Tornament) I'm naming her Hilda.
The Pizza Girl: 18
The Security Guard: 17
Clue Part 6
Split up and Search!
Bulma walked 18 speechlessly to the study, where the suspicious guests were gathered. Chichi looked upon their entrance.
"Where's Vegeta no one should be alone!" she said dark and dramatically.
"I'll tell you after I introduce Miss 18." said Bulma escorting 18 in front of the group.
Baba rolled her eyes in annoyance drinking her wine. "So who the fuck is she!" the troll rasped out spilling the liquid on her reptile old skin.
18 looked at Baba disgusted. "Ugh what is that little freak? Is it a vicious dog?"
"Ignore her, she depressed because she can't get laid." said Piccolo.
All the women in the room gasped at his sexist comment.
"18!" Krillin shouted noticing his girlfriend for the first time.
"Krillin!" she said in shock.
Chichi looked at them coldly. "Do you two know each other?"
"Of course they do, they spoke each other's names even though 18 was introduced Krillin was not!" said Piccolo.
"So, it's true then, you were sleeping with a woman even though it's forbidding," said an intrigued Bulma.
Krillin and 18 blushed. "Yes, Vegeta was right I was guilty of the black mail, but you guys can't tell anyone, or I'll expose your secrets as well." he threatened.
18 looked very proud of Krillin's boldness, she gave him a suggestive wink.
Goku took this opportunity to speak. "Hey, I can tell I have no secrets haha. Don't worry Krillin I'm not going to tell, but in the future don't tell us what to do!"
Chichi brought a slow cold smile to her monotone face. "Ooo you tell him baby!" she said rooting on her man.
18 glared at Chichi. "Shut up loud mouth wench, Krillin's more of man then yours!" she challenged.
"Why you hussy slut!" Chichi insulted furiously.
Bulma looked at Chichi. "Hussy slut, haha, I have never heard that before!"
"Shut up you bimbo!" said Baba speaking to Bulma, growling at her viciously.
"Why you, ugly little underground diseased troll!" snapped Bulma.
"Stop calling me a troll, you bitch!" spat Baba.
"Oh hell no!" said Bulma taking off her earrings and her shoes, getting ready to fight the saggy reptile troll.
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Vegeta was alone in the hallway walking towards 17's tower, which was outside across the garden; he walked out of the mansion. He passed through the garden, and walked down the allegro path leading straight to the castle like door.
Vegeta pressed a switch and spoke," 17 open up! Grr, put down those damn porn mags, and open the damn door!"
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At the top of the tower, Vegeta's voice is heard through an intercom, 17 looked up from his porn magazines and jumped up to answer the door.
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Vegeta waited outside the tower patiently for number 17 to answer the door; which was taking a while. Vegeta heard a peculiar sound from within the garden; pinpointed near the side bushes, so naturally he went to check it out.
Vegeta peered into the bushes, and could see nothing. He got back up and looked around the vicinity, lightening struck at that moment, which threw Vegeta of track as an unknown assailant attacked.
Vegeta was fighting for his life as he was keenly stabbed in the arm, unmercifully attacking him. The figure dressed in black fought with Vegeta; it was becoming increasingly obvious Vegeta was the better fighter; he had just been caught off guard. Vegeta wrestled with the man/woman in black to the concrete ground.
"Hey get off him!" shouted 17 coming to Vegeta's aid.
The mysterious person took this opportunity to flee.
"Damn!" said Vegeta grabbing his bloody arm, hurry we must go back to the others, they're in danger!" shouted Vegeta.
17 and Vegeta ran back to the study.
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Piccolo took bets to see who could win the fight his money was on Bulma; Chichi, 18 and Goku also agreed that Bulma would be the victor. Krillin believed Baba would win because she was an animal, and Marron bet on the milk.
Marron walked in front of everyone one and stared, they told her to move she was in the way, but dumbass didn't move, not one inch.
Bulma threw her shoe at Baba, hitting her directly on the head; she wasn't the least bit fazed by the shoe attack, she felt her head and smirked as green slime oozed out of her mouth repulsively, everyone screamed except Marron... she cheered.
The troll started doing flips and kicks like Goku, and thrusts forward trying attack Bulma. It was a karate match, and Baba had the gory advantage, her crystal ball and she threw it at Bulma, but an angry Vegeta intercepted it.
"What are you two doing, there is a homicidal maniac running about?!"
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Vegeta explained to everyone what had just occurred, everyone thought it was an attack made by the allusive Yamcha; Vegeta and Goku did not agree for this attacker was far stronger then Yamcha.
"Vegeta, who are you exactly, and what do you have to do with all this?" asked Krillin rudely.
"Hey domino he's injured, cut him some slack!" said Bulma patching up his arm like brand new, hell if it were not for the rip in his attire one could not tell he had been attacked.
"It's all right Bulma, I arranged this little charade to get rid of the blackmail my intentions were pure I assure you, I never intended on anyone being killed. Now it's all a mess…" he said with overdramatic sorrow, sighing and whatnot.
"I don't understand, why would you want to help us out," asked Bulma falling in love with his kindness.
Vegeta turned to Bulma with a look of love, Piccolo gagged. "Ahem get a room already!" he said with revulsion
Vegeta turned apologetically to the group, "Sorry, I was a victim too at least my um… mother was she too was being blackmailed by this odious mystery man, (he paused with a dramatic intake of breath, and confessed) …she was friends with third class saiyans" he said ashamed, with his head down.
Everyone in the group gasped in disgust. "That's repulsive," said Baba making an ugly face, which actually made her look cute. Goku slumped his shoulders. Marron shook her head agreeing with Baba, picking her ears, then wiping Baba's shoulder.
"Vegeta started sobbing. " Well we all make mistakes," he said wiping his false tears; Bulma brought him a handkerchief, and comforts him by putting a hand on his shoulder.
"That's one hell of a mistake, third class, they are worse then the devil!" said the aristocratic Chichi.
Goku spoke up, "Hey, um they aren't so bad, they're nice!"
The group looked at him as if he was mad, and stupid, Piccolo spoke, " What? Are you insane? Those dirty disgusting beggars who eat babies, and loot the towns, and pillage dog food taking plentiful of pig's slop!"
Vegeta's mood changed drastically from sad to happy. "Enough of Kakarot's heritage, I brought you all here to figure out who the blackmailer is so that we could turn him or her over to Shin." He said, however, no one picked up the fact the Goku was a third class.
Goku looked clueless. "But, I thought you were the blackmailer!"
Vegeta's eyes widen in anger at the accusation, and with no proof. "What? I thought it was you, moreover you did gather the information for the culprit naturally I assumed it was you!"
"As I you, I never actually met the man who paid me to gather information, so I don't know who he is. I was told to come here, and since you were hosting I thought the blackmailer to be you. … I guess I jumped to conclusions haha I'm sorry!" he said putting a hand behind his making an embarrassed gesture.
"As you should be, I'm quite certain it was you, in any case, I was say…."Vegeta trailed off because somebody was at the door.
"Who is it now? We can't have all these people here there is a dead fat woman out side, polluting the air we breathe!" shouted Baba loudly.
"Would you just the hell up!" said Krillin trying to impress his girl friend, which made her blush, and made her brother irritated.
"Look, everyone here has something to do with black mail business, but these new people at the door do not, or do they?" said Goku
"Look, I assure that no one else was invited 18 was an exception, we just can't leave them out there knocking. The supreme Kai might cut us some slack if we show some kindness; we'll just see what they want, and then send them on their way. We don't need to cause suspicion until Shin arrives!" said Vegeta out of breath.
"Fine, but we will all go to be on the safe side," said 17 well it was his job to secure.
"Hey does anyone want some ice-cream!" said a stupidly happy Marron, sticking the ice-cream cone in her eye and another in her nose, the cone part sticking out.
17 looked at Marron flabbergasted. "What the hell are you smoking!" he said shaking his head as she laughed thinking it was a joke, the ice-cream cones jiggled and fell.
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The group agreed, and set out for the door; which was wearing thin with all the knocking. Vegeta being the butler opened the door revealing a teenage boy with oddly colored hair.
"What do you want?" Vegeta said rather brusquely, and every one notice how his tone had changed.
The boy looked introverted staring at Vegeta with a blush on his face. "Um hi, my time machine broke down, and I was wondering if I could use your, um lab room for parts, and stuff haha." He laughed nervously eying Vegeta the whole time.
"No!" snapped Vegeta quickly.
Everyone had an intake of breath at Vegeta hasty rude response. Marron came from nowhere, pushing everyone out her way and threw her ice-cream cone at the boy. He looked at her appalled, "What the hell is wrong with you, stupid ass." He said wiping the cream of him, the cream felt weird it was burning his skin, he looked at her, and she smiled stupefied, and cockeyed.
"Vegeta don't be rude, oh come in sweetie you can use the lab room, Vegeta here has taken a grumpy pill! Now, let's get you cleaned up" said Bulma bringing the teenager out of the rain. Bulma turned to Vegeta and whispered, "Don't you think we should do something about Marron…she's crazy and in the way."
"Thank you ma'am!" said the boy, bashful and blushing, interrupting her conversation with Vegeta. Vegeta noticed and growled with disapproval.
Bulma turned around because of the noise, only to see a nonchalant Vegeta, and completely forgot about Marron.
Vegeta started off to the lab, the group followed Vegeta as he led the boy to the lab room.
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The Lab Room
Vegeta was getting annoyed by the boy, he just kept staring, "What are you looking at!" he snapped.
The boy looked timid. "Oh ah nothing… I just like your shirt." he said shyly timid, wiping a wet piece of lavender hair out of his blue eyes.
"Humph too many damn fruits today, well sissy boy go and find some other man to gawk at!" Vegeta smarted off.
The boy paled. *Oh, my god he thinks I'm gay* still the boy stared like a stalker.
"What the hell is your problem you act like you never seen a butler before, look if you like the outfit so much, why don't you buy your own scrounge. Now hurry up, and do what you came to do and leave!" demanded Vegeta and turned to leave like a brat, and the group followed.
The boy was alone in the lab room. "Gosh, Dad's an asshole!" said Trunks.
~*~*~
Back In the Study
"Who is that purple haired pansy, he just comes all of a sudden. I'm certain he's the killer!" said Vegeta jumping to conclusions.
Bulma mumbled to herself, "He thinks everyone's the killer…."
"Wow, you really don't like that kid!" said Krillin.
"I think he's sexy!" said 18 winking at Krillin, which made him jealous.
"Never mind the brat the point is we have to find the killer, and Vegeta the killer wouldn't walk up to the door and say hello!" said a sarcastic Piccolo.
"I think we should split up, and search around the house. I think there is someone else is in the house if we split up we will increased the probability in finding the killer!" said Krillin wanting to be alone with 18.
"Yeah that's a good idea!" said the other couples in unison.
"Fine its settled then," said an anxious Krillin.
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In the Kitchen
Vegeta was cutting up sticks looking suspiciously at each person in the group. "The two shortest together then the next two got it." said Vegeta referring to the sticks.
The group all got their sticks, and started sizing each other's to see which matched. Baba was match with a disappointed Goku.
Bulma was next and she was to be matched with Piccolo until Vegeta tripped him, and pretended to help him up switching the sticks so that he and Bulma got stuck with each other, now there were six people left.
Vegeta wanted to be mean so he stuck Krillin with 17, and 18 with Baba and Piccolo with Marron, 18 snickered.
"All right lets begin our search!" said an excited Vegeta (Gee I wonder why)
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Trunks sat alone in the lab room talking on his time phone with his mother.
" Mom I don't feel safe here, I'm in this big spooky house you know the one that used to belong to pervert Roshi, well there is this weird group of people we actually know… and one of them is d…somebody hung up Trunk's phone.
(Insert scary dramatic music here)
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Goku didn't care what Vegeta wanted as soon as he disappeared everybody switched partners, now Krillin was with 18, and Chichi with Goku, Piccolo with Baba, Marron and 17.
"Um, hi 17 I 'm with you!" said Marron hugging 17.
~*~*~
Each group took off in their separate directions…
To be continued…
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