A/N: Thanks for the cool reviews; sorry it has been awhile it is due to dire circumstances, which I will not bore you with details… comments, ha, they make me laugh, and that encourages me to write more, so thank you very much for all your support! In addition, as I stated in the beginning yes, there will be three hilarious alternate endings, just like in the movie!

Clue

Part 10

Who done it, 1/3

Here is what could have happened…

Vegeta shrewdly walked in the study with the group trailing nervously behind him; he then came to an abrupt scrutinizing dramatic halt; he turned to the anxious yet, chary, skeptical, shifty-eyed group of shady suspected murderers.

"In order to let you understand what happened, I shall need to take you through all the events step-by-step." He turned in an informal way, and began walking poised with confidence. He pointed to a specific area, "At the start of the evening, Marron was here dusting her face with drug powder, waiting for you all to arrive. I was in the hall… (He immediately stopped leading the group, and sharply turned around) I know because I was there, then I hurried to the kitchen!" stated Vegeta then he suddenly darted toward the kitchen, leaving the disconcerted group trailing sluggishly behind.

In conclusion, they at last reached the kitchen. "The cook, Hilda was here alive chomping on her revolting smelly gum, preparing for dinner, staring at me with untamed lustful walrus eyes, smelling like pure unadulterated opened ass; then suddenly the doorbell rang, saving my own ass!" exclaimed the effervescent vivacious, Vegeta scurrying animatedly across to the main hall, towards the main entrance.

~*~*~

He stood at the giant dark oak entrance, and opened it quickly, then shut it, "And, it was you three!" he said pointing a condemning finger at Chichi, Krillin, and Baba. " I recognized the pale and tragic one as Mrs. White, I prevented you from giving me your real names, because I didn't want anyone using their real name other then their pseudonym. Then, I took you all to the study for a drink; Marron was there getting drunk I presume, and I noticed that Chichi, and Marron flinched. Then suddenly to fit the mood, there was a rumble of thunder and clash of lightening!" Vegeta imitated, by making crashing noises as well as simulating lightning strike with his hand, by forming it like a claw.

The group looks impatient huffing and puffing, not impressed with his monkeyshines; it was not the time for his shenanigans.

Vegeta taking the hint by their discontented faces that his five-minute acting Vegas gig wasn't working, he composed himself diligently. " (Ahem) To make a long story short, one-by-one you all arrived; then with the gorgon I struck, dinner was ready.

~*~*~

Vegeta sprinted to the dinning room, the group tiredly trailing behind making tedious sighs along the way; he charismatically went to each specified seating. "Baba sat here, and Chichi here, and Bulma here, Piccolo, Krillin and Yamcha sat here…" coming to the last accommodating seat, " this seat was vacant; anyway, we all revealed that we all received a letter, and you had a letter, and you had a letter, and you, you, and you!" he blurted, pointing to everyone.

"Damn it, Vegeta! Get on with it!" they shouted hysterically in unison.

"The point is chain letters… um, I'm mean black mail!" snapped Vegeta, brusquely with a defensive posture.

"All this shit came out after dinner in the study, stop beating around the bush!" said Piccolo very upset, with his arms folded. Vegeta flicked him off rudely, and glared at him. "Shut it green bean, you namek lizard!"

Piccolo's eyes widened, as mascara streams poured down his eyes, "Shush, that was a secret! Ooh, I hate you!" cried Piccolo and he girly punched Vegeta; then ran to a corner and started to cry with humiliation, turning around every once in a while so that everyone could see the paint of his face.

~*~*~

Back in the study, Vegeta wasted some more time explaining where everyone sat. Baba exasperatingly threw her raggedy purse at him, and Hamtaro porno videos fell out. "Get on with it I have a hot date tonight with Tuxedo Mask!"

"I'm, getting there, I'm getting there… lying filthy hobbit, now Kakarot went outside the room to get his third class gifts; later, you opened your asinine inconsiderate gifts, then the doddering, Kakarot switched off the lights!" Vegeta then switched of the lights.

"AHHHH!" everyone screamed, frantically, afraid that one of them might be killed in the dark process. " Turn on the lights, classless ignoramus! " yelled Bulma smartly in a crude irritated fashion.

Piccolo searched and found the light switch, and turned the lights back on. They all gasped in trepidation, asphyxiating with fear, and panic as they were thrown into disarray, irrefutably becoming aware of, Vegeta, seemingly dead, on the ground. "Oh my grand!" cried Piccolo.

Everyone stalked above Vegeta's apparent cadaver; then without warning, he began to talk, while rigidly pretending to be dead, "Yamcha Yazoo, laid on the floor apparently dead!" said Vegeta, while crudely eyeballing the shifty-eyed Goku.

They all sighed in relief that he was alive; but Goku was under his scrutiny, as such, he panicked. "He was dead, I swear on Grand-Pa, Gohan's squashed grave! I inspected him, and checked his ki!"

Vegeta's lip curled up with aversion, staring up at the liar "Then why hours later was there a huge gash on his noggin, if he was already dead?!" prosecuted, Vegeta.

Goku looked befuddled, with intense mystification. "Right, he must have been masking his power level… I underestimated him."

"Correct, you are indeed an idiot, (Goku glared) but if so facto, why was Yamcha pretending to be dead. It could only be that he realized that he was the target, and not me, look at his head something like a laser struck it. Clearly the best way to escape death, is to pretend to be so." stated the genius Vegeta.

"So, Vegeta, who was trying to kill him?!" asked Krillin.

Vegeta looked at Krillin, perplexed, "Were you not trapped outside, how did you get back in?" he propped with dire scrutiny.

Krillin's eyes shifted, and had a devious shady demeanor; then suddenly, Baba rudely pushed her way through the tall group… well compared to her, anyway she was all like snippy, and prudish "n" stuff. "I know who did it!" she exclaimed with a know-it-all tone, and everyone turned to her expectantly, "It was that ugly gigantic walking piece of green mold, Piccolo!" she accused, pointing a decaying, crusty finger at him; and it cracked off and fell to the ground turning into dust immediately.

Everyone shrieked back, aghast from the accusation; Piccolo expression was that of shock and anger.

"What?" he muttered, as well as Vegeta.

Baba shook her head diligently, "He shot me in he Baboon's face with those laser eyes, remember!" she cried thinking she knew it all along pointing over-exaggeratingly at Piccolo.

Everyone turned to Piccolo, but Vegeta moved in front of him. "Nonsense, that doesn't mean that he's the killer moron, the experimental gun also had laser capabilities, as well as some of the company here!" he kicked Baba harshly. "And don't you dare interrupted again, this is my baby… I deserve all the credit for finding out who the killer really is!" he shouted infuriated and threw her in the garbage.

Piccolo looked gravely at Vegeta, "Then who is the killer Vegeta?"

Vegeta ignored him snobbishly. "We shall see, but what happens next… more screaming, Marron the billiard room!" Vegeta shouted hyperactively, excitingly, and zipped transversely to the billiard room.

~*~*~

They were all gathered inside the billiard room, awaiting Vegeta's response with apprehension.

" But, one of wasn't here, no!" he shook his head indicating, negative.

"No!" the group bellowed in unison.

"No, maybe one of us was murdering the cook, who wasn't here?" he asked the group shrewdly, with haughtiness.

"Do you know?" asked Piccolo shadily.

Vegeta's eyes grew with excitement of the game, "I do, while we all stood here before trying to understand Marron, one of us stayed in the study, used one of Kakarot's ridiculous weapons, rushed down the hall, and bludgeoned Hilda the bloated tramp to death!" Vegeta strategize with tribunal insinuations.

Baba snorted like a beach-whale, "How could he have risked it, I mean with all you noisy saiyans around, wouldn't you have not picked up their ki!" said the snob, scratching her odorous putrid shaggy furry lent covered armpits.

Vegeta critically looked down, glared piercing daggers at the troll, and punched her face in, literally; it looked like one of the crank-anchor puppets. " Assuming it is a he is very sexist, and, no, stupid ass they used this secret passage!" Vegeta pointed to the passageway that leads to the kitchen.

"Ah, and how do you know this?" asked Chichi skeptically.

"This house belongs to the perverted illustrious sukebe King, Master Roshi, and in his sukebe illustrations reveal a detailed map of this mansion in fact 17 is pretty familiar with the ground works, for Roshi incorporated this entire house in his magazines of filth, correct 17, wait… where is 17? Oh well… we don't have time to be searching for him, he's just a day player."

"You could be the murderer!" accused Baba, belching like a hog.

"Don't be ridiculous you old haggy prune, if I was the murderer why would I reveal to you how I did it." Vegeta exclaimed in a farcical preposterous manner; the group shook their heads with understanding, also not speaking because they didn't want, Vegeta to make them look stupid.

"Well, who else knew about the passageway?!" asked Chichi, with a cold tenor

" We found that one Krillin, and me!" divulged 18.

Krillin indicted his girlfriend. "You found it, you could have done it on purpose!"

18 gasped. "No sex for you pint size Mr. Clean, I did not do anything!" she shouted her innocents waving her hands around madly, until she was hit by a frying pan.

"Why should we believe you!" said Chichi coldly retrieving her frying pan.

Vegeta stepped in the middle of the two. "Because, idiot, she wasn't even here at the time of the earlier murders, fool, put down that damn frying pan!"

Bulma looked confused, as did Piccolo. "What I don't understand, was why the cook was killed in the first place, she had nothing to do with this black mail scheme!" stated Piccolo, having doubtful reservations about her murder.

Vegeta looked austerely at Piccolo, "Of course she did, do you think a would have hired a horny perverted fat ass, if she was not involved? I gathered you all here, because of actuality you all were implicating in this dastardly blackmail, did none of you deduce that the others were involved too!"

"Who?!" the group exclaimed their query in unison.

"Hilda, and Marron!" said Vegeta not believing their stupidity.

"No!" they overlapped, shouting in an incredulous fashion.

"Stop it, you all act like it's so cynical… don't you see, that is how he got all his information, before Yamcha could black mail anybody, the information had to be attained and Marron and Hilda, whom were his accomplices." stated Vegeta knowingly.

"Wait… Yamcha was the Blackmailer?" asked Bulma, "I thought you said you didn't know who the black mailer was?"

Vegeta evaded her intrusive questioning, "…"

"So, who ever knew Yamcha was the black mailer, and that Hilda and Marron were involved killed them?" asked Krillin.

Vegeta quickly turned to Krillin, "Yes, I know because I had sought out this information, however the cook worked for one of you!"

"Who?" asked Baba, guardedly with skepticism.

Vegeta avoided answering. "You knew Marron also Chichi, don't deny it!"

Chichi stared evilly at Vegeta. "I'm not denying anything!"

"Another denial!" he prosecuted.

Chichi made a twerp noise. "Okay I knew her, she was sleeping with my ex-husbands Zarbon, Nappa, and Cell, but I wasn't jealous!" she said as is if it were the most ridiculous thing.

"And Bulma you also knew her did you not." He asked looking her up and down.

"Yeah she was an employee, I didn't make much off the skanky slut, she kept giving it away, needless to say I only made 1$ off her!"

Vegeta moved down to Krillin. "You knew Marron intimately, surely 18 knew of this, pity you did not tell her hmn," said Vegeta nonchalantly skipping away prudishly.

18 fumed strangling Krillin. "It… was… a… long time ago… before… I met you …I swear!" he choked-out.

Vegeta laughed. "That's right you and Marron were seen in flagrante delicto on the beach recently! Haha it's in this month's Sukebe issues!"

Bulma looked suspicious. "So he had a motive, I mean he didn't want 18 to find out."

Vegeta looked back at her. "You all had a motive, moving on…" He turned to the group, "Well, we all huddled together and realized there was only one other person in the house the cook!"

They all ran to the kitchen leaving Vegeta behind, he quickly excited through the passageway.

~*~*~

Piccolo got there first and waited for Vegeta to reveal what happened, however he was not there.

"Well where is he, damn saiyans always late to the battlefield…" he muttered to himself.

The kitchen pantry opened and out fell Vegeta's lifeless body again and Piccolo caught him, dropped him on the floor, and rolled his eyes.

Vegeta began speaking on the ground. "By now Hilda laid dead decaying of foul preposterous shit, one of us slipped through the same passage!"

Baba was lazy. "Again damn it, I have corns on my feet, and I have bunions I need someone to fucking carry me around grr!"

"Only dogs growl, use your crystal ball ghoul, and yes, of course back to the study!"

~*~*~

Running back to the study Vegeta tripped over the crawling 17. "17 where were you, we are trying to solve a murder get out of the way!" he shouted stepping on him and continued down the hall. The rest of the group picked up 17 and Goku gave him a senzu.

"Hey what happened 17, you look terrible!" sad Goku.

"I don't remember much somebody knocked the synthetic crap out of me and then took off!"

"Hey numb nuts, get down here I have the spot light!" rage Vegeta from the study waving his arm around in a dominate angry manner, and they all reluctantly came.

Bulma whispered to chichi, "He's getting on my damn nerves!"

Chichi nodded, "If I was the killer I would have gone for him, and Baba… well I would! Why is he doing all this explaining! He needs to just tell us who the killer is and call it a day!"

Bulma turned around, " …I think he's the killer, he's the only one who knew Yamcha, was the black mailer, and that Marron, and the Cook were his accomplices. It all seems fishy to me… but, hwy is he going on like this, either he doesn't know, buying time, or plugging for his new story The Thing!" said Bulma gossipy

"Yep, that's it he's advertising for his new story, he's a shameless opportunist!" scandalizing Chichi.

~*~*~

Vegeta ushered everyone in the room quickly; then continued his theatrical display.

"The murderer spotted Yamcha alive trying to make an escape, but the naked Frieza's still lingered out side; the killer saw that Yamcha was distracted and crept up behind him, and kill him."

Vegeta ran out in the hall demonstrating the murder using Baba as Yamcha's doppelganger.

"Then the killer threw Yamcha's hobo body into the bathroom, where he had funked it up previously, I suppose he got his just deserts, anyway it took less then half a minute."

"Wait, but where and when was Yamcha killed?" asked 18 dropping the lifeless body of Krillin.

Baba walked out the bathroom looking like the swamp thing; she actually was flushed down the toilet, and there she saw her leprechaun friends.

Vegeta ushered for the others to follow him and ran back to the study.

~*~*~

"Don't you see Yamcha was here on the floor pretending to be dead, but one us knows he alive so I explained to everyone's after my incident with attacker that I was the butler and invited you all here, but we all realized someone else was in the house!"

"So who wasn't there the entire time?"" asked Bulma.

"Who ever was is the murderer, lets look at the other murders, the boy!"

"Bad luck happened when that brat arrived." said Baba.

"I agree, but someone invited him, there was vital information in his pocket, I suppose he was also involved some how as were the other victims"

"Oh yeah Vegeta, what kind of info did you find on the boy?" asked Goku.

Vegeta avoided the question.

18 spoke up as did17 " He's from our original time line when we were like evil and stuff, but we are not anymore!" said 18 while 17 nodded his head in agreement.

"Yeah he must have followed us here thinking we were going to destroy the planet, I guess he wanted revenge or something miniscule like that…also he is related to two of you remember he is from the future!" said 17

Vegeta looked down. "Yes I know shall we move onto the cop Mr.Popo!"

Bulma looked up. "The cop was on my pay roll, he complained every single day, and so I bribed him to keep his mouth shut about my escort service."

Baba looked disgusted "Oh my Supreme Kai!"

"Oh fuck off, Dick Face!!" said Bulma and gave Baba the finger.

"Okay… now, what about the singing telegram pile of garbage?" asked Piccolo.

~*~*~

They all went to the front door baring the grotesque dissolving bubbling mush that used to be Pan.

"I don't know what the fuck she was, and I don't want too ugh," he said however her nametag was still intact, which read Pan Son and then he closed the door.

~*~*~

"Ah so it's her, the truth is she was having a threesome with Yamcha and the lustrous Master Roshi!"

Sharp horrifying gasps where heard throughout the group and some were coughing and Goku past out from the shock.

Chichi heaved back and fourth, "Is that true Vegeta, she asked afraid.

Vegeta gave a crude smirk, as he chortled, "Haha, no, it not! Idiots, believe anything what is told to you, pick up that moron, Kakarot. I believe she was here for GT, the audacious spunky brat, auditions, and Yamcha took advantage of her in Hollywood, and made her a soft-core porn-star, simply because she was a terrible actress.

"So now you know how they died, who ever killed Yamcha wanted his accomplices dead as well."

"How did the killer know, I admit I was stumped about Pan the pile of crap, but I did not know about any of you until this evening." said a flush Krillin.

"First the killer needed to know the area and in precision time, they had to be punctual, critical, and make sure not to bring attention upon themselves, then we followed Krillin's suggestion to split up."

"That's right it was Krillin's suggestion!" blurted out Baba.

"However, Krillin's suggestion to split up was coerced by 18's seduction, so the little horny monk cannot be blamed. Moreover, one of us got away from his/her partner and killed the others in that brief period. Then Krillin and 18 went through the secret passage and found the lavender haired boy dead; no one could pry open the doors, so I blasted it open, Bbzbzbzzzpkkk, well that is how it sounds!" said Vegeta imitating the blast vocally. " Then the door bell rings!"

~*~*~

Unpredictably without warning the doorbell rings, and everyone is sitting on pins, reeling with anxiety, this was bad; who could be at the door, and at this time a night, the group was fearful.

Baba was exasperated. "Oh whoever it is they got to go away or they will be killed! Damn it, ooh, I want to get out of this hell hole I have a date tonight!"

Bulma whispered to Vegeta, scandalously, "Why does she keep saying that… we all know it not true!" Vegeta inched in close, gossiping while Baba sneezed abruptly. "She does have a date… with Vicks as in Vick's vapor rub, highly medicated for the Crypt Keepers!" he whispered and the both chuckled at Baba's vulnerability.

Baba opened the door uncovering a Goku look a like with a pamphlet in his hand smiling as if it was breaking his face. "What do you want!" said Baba with a nasty attitude.

Bardock was at the door looking at leprechaun. "Hello have you given thought, …wait hi son!"

Goku looked up. "Oh hi dad!" Goku said teary-eyed seeing his dad and they smiled at each other then Bardock got back to business.

"Have you given some thought to joining the saiyan empire, repent and you filthy animals and you will be spared of the purging of this planet!" he rage preaching.

"What, who the hell are you, get out of here before I tongue kiss you!" said Baba licking her disgusting rippled cracking leather lips, covering it with green oozing slime.

"But your souls are in danger weakling mortal, you must swear ligancy to Lord Vegeta the Third!!!" the doomsayer shouted crazily.

"Our lives are in danger you beatnik, third class saiyan trash!" said Baba; she then irrationally slammed the door on Bardock's face; his screams are heard from the other end.

"Ahhh, you stupid bitchy, bitch! I hate you, oh shin my nose! I think it's bleeding! Ahhh! You stupid bimbo I said I was going to blow up the planet, dumbass!" screamed Bardock through the door.

~*~*~

Vegeta continued. "The cop arrived next, then he went to make his phone call while we searched the house. The killer then switched off the electricity!" Vegeta said as he switched off the lights.

Everybody screamed; then Vegeta switched the lights back on, and apologized for frightening everyone.

"Anyway, none of us murdered Yamcha or the Cook."

" Then who the hell did?" asked 17 taking a new interest in the plot.

" It was the one person who was not with us…Marron!" said Vegeta smirking.

"Marron, you got to be kidding me!" " Ahh, damn we're going to hell, screw the censorship rule!" I can't believe this, oh my god! I knew he didn't know shit!" the group announced in random order.

Vegeta nodded his head positively. "She was in the billiard room listening to our conversation; she was a derange patient who escaped from the institution in Satan City, moreover she knew Yamcha, and knew him well; while we were in the study Marron killed both the Hilda and Yamcha, then she ran back to the billiard room, and screamed."

"Well when did she kill Yamcha?" asked Chichi.

Vegeta glared because she wasn't listening, "When I said, she was the only one in the hallway, she knew Yamcha was dead and pretended to trip over him screaming. No one suspected her because she is a complete moron, or so it seemed…"

"Why did she do it?" asked Krillin and 18.

"Was it because she was acting under orders from the person who later killed her with a carrot!"

"Who?" said 17

"Who?" said Bulma

"Who?" said Chichi

"Who?" said Krillin.

"Whom?" said Baba, eating a small child that was selling cookies, and then she burped.

Vegeta began to descend in front of each suspect. "Was it a ex-lover, or a jealous psycho wife? Could it have been the Grinch who stole Christmas, whom of which just ate a small child? Or perhaps one of her clients, or her partner, no, it was her employer, Miss Bulma Briefs!"

Bulma's eyes widened. "That's a lie!" she defended persistently.

Everyone gasped astonished by the fact he would accuse his woman.

Vegeta moved in like a hawk to its prey, "Is it now, you use that daft fool the way you always used her, by taking her tele-tubbies hostage! Don't deny it, you sent her an unmarked video tape of Tinkie Winkie, where the doll had been gutted and ripped into pieces, you threatened to make the others suffer by burning them, and turning then into Brittany Spears dolls!"

"My Kami Brittany Spears you're the devil!" said 18, aghast.

"That's not all, the idiot gave into her demands only after she was delivered a packaged that was enclosed with the one of the dolls with knife stuck through it, the words written in teletubbies blood the purple one is next, and Marron panicked.

"You also killed the boy when we split up to search the house!" Vegeta incriminated.

" But I was you, we were partnered up together hell we did it in the shower!" she exclaimed

"Ha not the entire time!" he exposed.

"Why would I kill him!" she said narrowing her eyes.

"Easy, you found out that he was our son from the future, and wishing to maintain your family name and riches, let me explain you paid the black mail to keep your father from knowing, why coincidently this is also the reason you killed Trunks. To be the sole beneficiary of the capsule corp. family fortune, you worked too hard pimping your mother and friends for some sniveling brat to come along and claim it. The boy from 20 years in the future who you knew to be your heir, because of one simple detail the capsule corp. logo he wore, which read Trunks Briefs, you were not even phased by his death…because you killed him, accurate is it not." He said awaiting her reply.

"Yeah right, this is ridiculous!" said Bulma and shook her head.

"Well there is only one way to find out, the experimental gun is missing, and I can see it sticking out your pocket!"

"Humph, you're too damn smart for your own good Vegeta, you caught me lover boy now what do you plan on doing with me…" she smiled seductively pointing her gun at him.

She walked enticingly closer, tantalizing with an alluring essence, "You're right, I did want the company to myself, and killed the brat! Coincidently, I also killed that annoying Popo I mean come on he was useless, and that retard, Marron, yeah I did the world a favor by killing her!"

"And Pan son, what about her?" asked Goku.

"Haha, oh her, yeah the steaming pile of dog shit outside, well she was a nasty one. I just didn't like her, and her voice was terrible; she was just stupid, besides I thought it was funny! Plus I sick of all the T/P and V/P (Trunks/Pan)(Vegeta/Pan) pairings!"

"Really, you are defiantly a spit fire, however the game is up sweetheart you can't shoot me with that you're too slow!" he said and phased in and out and snatched the gun away from Bulma. She gave up over dramatically like a B movie, all props drops ridiculously from the ceiling, camera men are seen walking around in the picture; she never even resisted, it was like Ooh I'm caught, terrible acting on Bulma's part.

At that time, a gang of saiyan soldiers came in lead by Bardock, Kami, and The Supreme Kai- Shin.

Bulma looked pleadingly. "Vegeta forgive me for trying to kill you, I mean we do have a child together, and plus I was under the influences of Babidi!" she whined painting a "M" on her forehead with mascara

"Frankly Bulma, I don't give a damn, I will see you in HFIL honey!" he kissed her, and Bardock hauled her away kicking in screaming. "You lousy lay! I'll get you for this! I would have gotten away with if it wasn't for you rotten sleuths!"

Shin patted Vegeta on the shoulder. "Good work Vegeta, now all your crimes have been pardon, you killed billions, but you captured Bulma Briefs who killed only six and most of them deserved to die; she did a great justice by freeing the world of such garbage and she is the one going to hell, you are truly a saint!" said Shin. Then he and Kami magically danced, and ballerina their way outside.

Vegeta turned to the baffled group. "Can interest any of you in fruit or desert," he smiled charmingly.

Baba came rushing in "Wait… something's not right here, Vegeta, who beat you and 17…. gulps!"

Shin dragged Baba away for being noisy; the case was closed, Bulma is the killer!

That is not how it happened, just an interesting look on how it could have happened…Next Time Alternate ending two!

R/R It's all in good fun see you wonderful people next time BYE!!!!!!! Oh and T/P and ugh V/P fans sorry, please don't kill me!!! ^_< It just comedy!