Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dbz-Bad Mix ❯ DBZ- Pigskin Follies ( Chapter 1 )

Goku:Hey vegeta…u little saiyan bastard, I challenge u to a football game

Vegeta: what the hell did u call me Kakkarot?..well anyways..i accept

Goku: the game includes our sons, my goten and your fag purple hair'd son Trunks

Trunks: what u call me???!*flips goku the bird*

Goku: U heard me!

Goten:*to trunks*Lets go smoke some weed!

Trunks: Aight

As Goten and Trunks smoke weed, Goku and Vegeta discuss the the time of the football game and some other technicalities

Goku:We'll have the game tomorrow and we'll have cheerleaders!

Vegeta. Aight dickhead. Your ugly ass wife will cheer for u and my hotty Bulma will cheer for me

Goku*pissed*:Chi-Chi aint ugly…and she's also great in bed

Vegeta: I didn't need to know that Kakkarot...

trunks and goten appear, stoned off their asses*

Trunk:hey…dad…what..i…miss?

Vegeta:Nuttin

*trunks passes out*

Goten:*to goku*hey foo, what I miss?

Goku:Dammit son*smacks goten**goten falls to ground unconsious*

*Vegeta and goku walk home carrying their sons*

*next day*

*Vegeta and Trunks walk to the field with Bulma wearing a short ass mini-skirt and skimpy top, and Goku and Goten walk to field with Chi-Chi wearing her normal clothes*

Goku:Damm Bulma looks hot in that!

Goten: I agree!*hand in pants*

Chi-Chi: Why u two little perverts*smacks them both*

Goku and Goten:Sorry!

*Vegeta and Trunks and Goku and Goten stand in center of field for coin toss*

Krillin*the ref*Goku..call the side in the air*

*as krillin flips it. Goku calls heads and him and vegeta try to use mental power to force the coin to land on their side, which makes it stand straight up*

Krillin…uh…its toward goku…goku wins

Vegeta:why u little…*big bang attack on krillin*

Krillin: WAAH!*gets shot outta stadium*

Goku:dammit u little saiyan bitch..we'll play rock paper scissors to see who gets the ball

Goten:Naw…I wanna roshambo Trunks to see who gets the ball

Trunks: all right

*They procede to kick each other in the nuts and goten wins cuz trunks forgot his cup*

*Team Goku stands at the 20 yard line and goten hikes the ball to goku, goku then instantaneously teleports to the end zone and scores a touch down*

Vegeta: What the fuck Kakkarot, u cant do that!

Goku:Since when?

Vegeta: Since now!

Goku:we'll see about that!

(Goku shoots a weak kamehameha at vegeta, he dodges, the blast hits bulma, ripping her clothes off and leaving her naked*

Bulma: Oh..i feel a draft

Vegeta:Dammit woman your outside..u cant feel a draft

*All 4 men start staring and drooling at Bulma*

Chi-Chi:Dammit guys *smacks goku and goten*kicks vegeta in the nuts*

Vegeta:Dammit u ugly whore!*Punches her and she goes flying into the stands*

Goku*really pissed**goes SSJ*:dammit vegeta..she is not an ugly whore!

Vegeta:Uh..goku..your fly is open

Goku: It is?*checks*

*vegeta then executes a quick combo of attacks on goku* Goku:did something touch me?

*he then does a heat flash on vegeta, vegeta dissapears*

Trunks:Daddy?

Goten:Shup bitch*bitch slaps trunks*

Goku:Wheres bulma?

*a load moaning starts and then a very loud and passionate scream and then"Oh Vegeta that was the best experience of my life"*

*Vegeta comes back smoking a cigarette* Vegeta:Ok, I'm back. I took a little break

Goku:Uh..dude..your missing your pants

Vegeta: I am?

Trunks: Ya dad

Vegeta:*Looks down*: Indeed I am *runs behind stands*

*Vegeta comes back, with pants*

Vegeta:*to trunks* Well son… we have a game to play

Trunks: we do?…oh ya

*Team Vegeta stands on 20 yard line, trunks hikes vegeta the ball, vegeta teleports to endozone*

Goku: U LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER, u said that was illegal

Vegeta: I lied

Krillin: YOU RAT BASTARD! *Uses a Destructo Disk on Vegeta and cuts his hair off* HA! NOW YOU LOOK LIKE ME!

Vegeta: My hair…my beautiful hair*cries like an 8 year old saiya-jin school girl*

Krillin:Sorry…NOT!*burns vegeta's hair *runs like hell*

Goku:Uh…vegeta is crying like a girly*takes pictures*These will come in handy

Chi-Chi*becomes super human and her goods increase in size*VEGETA U WILL DIE!

*Takes vegeta and suffocates him between her breasts*

Trunks:…..daddy!!!!…DIE BITCH DIE!

Goten:*douses trunks in gasoline and lights him on fire*

Goku: GOOD JOB SON!

*Bulma comes back*

Bulma:wow. Who killed vegeta and yikes..did u get implants chi-chi?

Chi-Chi*back to normal* OH..they didn't shrink..no they aren't implants and I killed vegeta

Bulma: Oh thanx, I didn't like him anyways

Yamcha:YES THAT ASSHOLE VEGETA IS DEAD!...BULMA IS SURE TO TAKE ME BACK!

Yamcha:Bulma, can we have a relationship again?

Bulma:Uh...lemme think..no..u fucking asshole...go away*slaps him*

Yamcha:DAMMIT...*cries and walks away*

*Goku, Goten,Chi-Chi and Bulma go back to Goku's place and while Goten is outside smoking weed.. Chi-Chi,Bulma and Goku have a very kinky 3 way*

THE END