Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dbz-Bad Mix ❯ Dbz-Soccer ( Chapter 2 )

Goku:Remember that little football game we had?

Vegeta:uh*puts down porno mag*...ya..i remember..i kicked your ass

Goku:Uh too much weed for u. remember Chi Chi killed u and i wasted 2 weeks finding all 7 dragonballs to wish u back?

Vegeta:Oh yah!

Goku:well anyways. i challenge u to a soccer game!

Vegeta:Fine by me! our sons included?

Goku:yup, just no more weed for them, they were a bit stoned in the game

Goten:*stoned*someone talk about me?

Trunks:*stoned* uh. what he said.

Goku&Vegeta:Dammit, where do u keep getting that weed?!

Goten:uh..dende gave it to us

Trunks:*whispers to goten:Nice lie

Vegeta:What did u say son?

Trunks:uh..i was telling him how good his hentai collection was

Goku: WHAT!? SHOW ME NOW!

*goku and goten go to gotens computer*

*vegeta and trunks lite up some joints and look at porno*

*goku and goten come back 2 hours later*

Goku:Well i punished my son

Goten:*snickers* Yes, he did, very severly

Vegeta:*lets out puff of smoke*So...whens the game?

Goku:Tomorrow at one.

Vegeta&Trunks:Aight foo!

Goku&Goten:*kick vegeta and trunks in the nuts and run home*

*Team Goku and Team Vegeta meet at midfield*

*Yamcha is the ref this time,due to Krillin wussying out at the last sec*

Yamcha:Rules. Goku and Vegeta are the goalies and there *cough*stoner*cough*sons are the fowards

Goten&Trunks:god bless u...*both mumble*rat bastard

*Yamcha flips coin*

Vegeta:ahh..fuck the toss*big bang attack on yamcha*

Yamcha:AHH!*Yamcha goes flying*

Vegeta*takes ball*Haha..i'm smarter than u fuckers*sound echoes*

Vegeta:WTF!? where is everyone?*field is empty*

*goten and trunks appear from behind the stands, stoned like never b4*

Goten:*to trunks. i found these cool earings*what they dont know, they are fusion earings*

Trunks:Gimme one!*both him and goten put them in*

*goku shows up*

Goku:sorry had to do some uh..sparring with chi-chi...aight lets play!

*they begin the game*

*goten and trunks are stumbling around the field, while goku and vegeta stare intently at each other*

*suddenly goten and trunks fuse to become ULTRA FAT TROTENKS!*

Goku&Vegeta: WTF!? what the hell is that!?

Goku:I dunno...

Vegeta:at least it dont got purple hair

Goku:well what should we do for the 30 mins?

Vegeta:i dunno. u dumb fuck, u think of something

Goku: WHAT DID U SAY!*shoots kamehameha at vegeta*

Vegeta:*dodges*HAHA..weak little bitch!

Vegeta:*picks up goku and launches him into Trotenks blubber*

Goku:*muffled* i'm stuck in this piece of shit!*

Vegeta:Try to get outta this one!*kicks goku repeatedly in the ass*

Goku:AHH*does 20x Kaioken**pulls himself out*

Vegeta:how...the hell...did u do that?

Goku:dunno. just did and BTW my son has some REALLY good pics of bulma

Vegeta:WHAT!*goes SSJ*

Goku: hehe*sarcastic*I'm so scared!*also goes SSJ*

*all this time trotenks has been getting more stoned* Goku:*raises hands up in sky to make spirit bomb*

Vegeta:Damm goku, use some deodorant..and is it me..or is it getting brighter out here?

Goku:ahh my bomb is complete*launches it at vegeta*

Vegeta:its getting brighter*looks at sky*OHH SHIT!...kakkarot...why?*gets hit*

*Goten and Trunks unfuse*

Goten:Damm that was fucked*passes out*

Trunks:YA*passes out*

Goku:Well this game is over*picks up goten and trunks*

*on the way home, goku dumps trunks in some dumpster*

*at goku's house*

Chi-Chi: I Was cleaing goten's room, when i found this*holds up nude pics of bulma*

Goku:WHA??? those are gotens!

Goten:WHAT THE FUCK DAD! those are yours

Goku:*smacks goten* dont talk back!*

Chi-Chi:well well goten. your grounded!

Goten:FUCK U BITCH!

Chi-Chi:WHAT?

Goten: Nevermind

Chi-Chi:I thought so

*in the master bedroom, goku finds bulma naked smoking a cigarette*

Goku:What r u doing here*starts drooling*

Bulma:oh..me and chi-chi had some girl stuff to do

Goku:Whatever

*Chi-Chi walks in, naked*

Goku: Hey babe!

*well u can guess what happens here, for u idiots they had a 3 way. and goten was able to take some pics and showed them to vegeta

TO BE CONTINUED