Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Drabbles - Adult ❯ Betcha ( Chapter 1 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: Lady Kaoru 
Puar and Oolong being silly.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.25.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 258 | Visits: 577 | Status: Work In Progress
Puar and Oolong being silly.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.25.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 258 | Visits: 577 | Status: Work In Progress
Betcha
“Betcha can’t turn into Goku,” Puar said, dropping his empty beer bottle among the others scattered across the floor.
“Watch this,” Oolong said with a hiccup, tossing his own empty bottle behind him. He poofed into an exaggerated imitation of the Saiyan, clothed only in bikini underwear, and struck a pose which sent Puar into fits of laughter.
“Betcha can’t turn into Vegeta,” Goku/Oolong said.
Puar contained giggles enough to poof into Vegeta, also clothed in tiny underwear. They pretended to battle until Oolong slipped on a fallen bottle. He grabbed Puar for support, but they both landed in a heap on the floor.
“I’m home.”
They looked over their shoulders at a stunned Roshi. Without a word, he slowly backed out and pulled the door closed. The Saiyans poofed back into their original forms.
“That’s embarrassing,” Oolong said crawling onto the couch.
“He knew it was us, didn’t he?” Puar asked.
Outside, Roshi quickly escaped the island in his hovercraft. He didn’t know what to think of the nearly naked Saiyans lying on his living room floor. But there was one thing for certain - he wasn’t going to say anything to anyone for fear of a powerful Saiyan blast!
“Betcha can’t turn into Goku,” Puar said, dropping his empty beer bottle among the others scattered across the floor.
“Watch this,” Oolong said with a hiccup, tossing his own empty bottle behind him. He poofed into an exaggerated imitation of the Saiyan, clothed only in bikini underwear, and struck a pose which sent Puar into fits of laughter.
“Betcha can’t turn into Vegeta,” Goku/Oolong said.
Puar contained giggles enough to poof into Vegeta, also clothed in tiny underwear. They pretended to battle until Oolong slipped on a fallen bottle. He grabbed Puar for support, but they both landed in a heap on the floor.
“I’m home.”
They looked over their shoulders at a stunned Roshi. Without a word, he slowly backed out and pulled the door closed. The Saiyans poofed back into their original forms.
“That’s embarrassing,” Oolong said crawling onto the couch.
“He knew it was us, didn’t he?” Puar asked.
Outside, Roshi quickly escaped the island in his hovercraft. He didn’t know what to think of the nearly naked Saiyans lying on his living room floor. But there was one thing for certain - he wasn’t going to say anything to anyone for fear of a powerful Saiyan blast!