Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Drabbles - Adult ❯ Comparison ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Lady Kaoru 
How do Vegeta and Goku compare?
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.25.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 265 | Visits: 551 | Status: Work In Progress
How do Vegeta and Goku compare?
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.25.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 265 | Visits: 551 | Status: Work In Progress
Comparison
“I’m bigger!” Vegeta snapped.
“But mine is longer than yours flaccid,” Goku pointed out.
“For crying out loud!” ChiChi exclaimed as she and Bulma set out the last bowls of food. “This isn’t something you need to talk about at the table, is it?” Vegeta ignored her. “That’s like comparing power levels while sleeping. It’s how you rise to the occasion that matters.”
“Bulma!” Goku said suddenly. “You’ve seen us both naked. I’m bigger, right?”
ChiChi turned an angry shade of red. “Goku!”
“I’m not getting in the middle of this,” Bulma said. “And I forbid you to whip anything out for comparison while we’re eating. Besides, size doesn’t really matter. Right, ChiChi?”
“I don’t want to talk about it,” she said, avoiding her husband’s eyes.
Goku’s mouth dropped. “After all these years, are you telling me you’ve had bigger?”
“Not bigger,” she corrected. “Better.”
Vegeta roared at Goku’s obvious embarrassment.
“Don’t laugh, Vegeta,” Bulma warned. “I’ve had better, too. It isn’t the size of the tool, it’s how you use it,” Bulma explained.
“Who?” the men asked in unison.
“Yamcha,” the women answered. Their husbands fell to the floor in shock as they gave each other a knowing wink.
“I’m bigger!” Vegeta snapped.
“But mine is longer than yours flaccid,” Goku pointed out.
“For crying out loud!” ChiChi exclaimed as she and Bulma set out the last bowls of food. “This isn’t something you need to talk about at the table, is it?” Vegeta ignored her. “That’s like comparing power levels while sleeping. It’s how you rise to the occasion that matters.”
“Bulma!” Goku said suddenly. “You’ve seen us both naked. I’m bigger, right?”
ChiChi turned an angry shade of red. “Goku!”
“I’m not getting in the middle of this,” Bulma said. “And I forbid you to whip anything out for comparison while we’re eating. Besides, size doesn’t really matter. Right, ChiChi?”
“I don’t want to talk about it,” she said, avoiding her husband’s eyes.
Goku’s mouth dropped. “After all these years, are you telling me you’ve had bigger?”
“Not bigger,” she corrected. “Better.”
Vegeta roared at Goku’s obvious embarrassment.
“Don’t laugh, Vegeta,” Bulma warned. “I’ve had better, too. It isn’t the size of the tool, it’s how you use it,” Bulma explained.
“Who?” the men asked in unison.
“Yamcha,” the women answered. Their husbands fell to the floor in shock as they gave each other a knowing wink.