Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dragonball Z Boot Camp ❯ and then there was life and it was... er Tama ( Chapter 10 )

Title: The Dragonball Z Boot Camp

Author: J'dee

Rating: NC-13 (offensive language)

Genre: Drama?? / Humour??

Author's Notes: Right 1st place goes to Arty for the correct guess, 2nd to Phoenix Starr and 3rd place to Sayuri.

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ so there… but my brother owns a game of it on PS2… okay I know that doesn't count… but oh well.

!!!Boot Camp - Platoon Updates!!!

Platoon Vegeta: Jeril Dragonsoul (FULL)

* VegetaGokuLover -

* Diamond Sky -

* TRF -

* Tanti -

*DeathdroidMk2 -

Platoon Mirai Trunks: J'dee (FULL)

* SaiyanAngel Princess -

* Jillitude -

* WildThing -

* Cheetah -

* Sailor Taichichi Vegeta -

Platoon Goku: S'rac (FULL)

* Artemisia (Arty) -

* Asilin -

* Washu -

* shinieblue -

* Chinow -

Platoon Gohan: BananaGirl (FULL)

* Jimbo -

* Aakeido -

* Xenia -

* Fox -

* VaarJ -

Platoon Bardock: Bura (FULL)

* Cherry wolf -

* Heaako -

* Cathowl

* Lavender -

*Toraneko

Platoon Piccolo: Mabelle (FULL)

* Maria li -

* Piccoloz Girl 01 -

*stina-chan -

* Reikon -

* Khaos -

Platoon Chibi Trunks: Springwarrior

* Itami -

* juuaichi -* Chibionna -

* Chichigal -

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Platoon Chibi Goten: GangstaVidel

* Epona -

* Sayuri -* Geta -

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Platoon Bulma: Tobias

*NDela -

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Platoon Yamcha: Jess

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And then there was more plushie life, and it was er Tama?

Tanti struggled against the binding that held her and Shinieblue pushed another button on her force-feeding cookie machine, basically her food launcher loaded up with cookies.

"Bwha-hahahaha… death by cookie…"

TRF whined. "Noooo fair I want to die by cookie!!"

"Oooh pick me!!" Goku jumped up and down excitedly.

"Shinie could you stop the torture for a minute please? We have to free Goku!" Washu remarked.

"Gimmie a minute."

"No not a minute now! Free him now now now NOW!!" Asilin shouted.

"Shhhhhh!" S'rac scolded his loud platoon member. "I don't want to get caught to."

"My wrist hurts." J'dee complained rubbing her wrist.

S'rac passed her bandage through the ki bars. J'dee took it and put it on.

"Thank-you S'rac."

"Tis nothing."

"What on earth happened?" Mirai questioned.

J'dee eyes went all starry. "Mirai you care about me?"

"Not really it just looks odd."

"I know I need another one on the other hand then I'll look like a boxer."

Gohan sweatdropped. "Riiiiiiight."

"How did you hurt it?"

"It's all Denny's fault!!!" J'dee whined.

"Wasn't he a dinosaur?" Chibi Goten asked.

"No that was Denver." J'dee corrected.

They all looked at her and sweatdropped. "What no one ever saw Denver the last dinosaur?" She questioned.

"That's before our time." Arty remarked.

J'dee nodded. "True after all it was like in the eighties along with dino-saucers."

Mirai shook his head. "Just tell us what Denny's did to your wrist?"

"Sprain, then my brother gave me his weights to work with to strengthen it, and then the day after that I was playing Budoukai for like ages."

S'rac smacked his forehead. "Again with that game!"

"I played as Vegeta. It was cool I got to beat Frieza up." J'dee smiled.

"Wait why didn't you play as Yamcha? Or even Mirai?" S'rac looked at her worried. After all she seemed to be more of a Yamcha fan than Vegeta.

"Don't forget Heero." TRF added.

"Boy's game not mine I'm not allowed to unlock levels just play in the tournament he wanted me to win him money and as Vegeta well he's like the only one I know how to play as. Then after winning against Goku he does this kawaii yet funny 'Yes! I did it I finally beat Kakarotto' thing."

Gohan rolled his eyes. "How exciting for you. No wonder your wrist is sore. Playing games, weights while it's sprained. Not the smartest thing."

"Smart? I only have a smart mouth. Why would I care?"

"Recovery time." J'dee looked up at the voice above and saw the head hoovering above them. She smiled and landed on the ground and then J'dee noticed the neatly hole cut in the roof.

Gohan moved over to the bars. "Videl!"

She smiled at him. "Hey Gohan. I thought you guys could use a little rescuing."

"We sure could. Thanks."

"Rescue who wants to be rescued couldn't you just ya know switch cells for me with TRF so I can be with Yamcha."

Mirai rolled his eyes. "This is my platoon leader."

"I know." Videl sighed. Anyway I'm getting all you lot in this section out, we can't risk going to the other section just yet. So just hang on we'll be out in no time."

*****

The groups re-entered the Boot Camp and Stina ran up to her platoon and hugged them.

"Time for that party girl!" J'dee announced.

"Alright!! Finally my late birthday party."

"Lets double it as an anime costume party too!!" J'dee smiled. "I got that idea from Ellie and Steggi." She nodded happy with it.

"Uh J'dee there's a new Platoon in motion." She looked over to where WildThing pointed. "I didn't know what to tell them since you were captured and all, and Videl was out of Camp, so she just went ahead with her muse and made a platoon up."

"Oh who for?" J'dee looked interested.

"Well we want you to stop it because you said Tobias was the last and when you hear who it's for it would be unfair because we know you won't tear it down."

J'dee eyes grew starry. "It's Yammie's Platoon isn't it?! It's a Platoon for YAMMIE!!"

Yamcha sweatdropped. "I have my own platoon?"

"This is getting scary." Deathdroid muttered. "Isn't it Quorky."

"Quiet you'll blow our cover!" Quorky scolded.

The group turned round and looked at Deathdroid and Quorky.

"What on earth are you two up to now?" J'dee sighed.

"I'm not Deathdroid!!" he said quickly disguising his voice. "I'm… er…. Uh the headless Hessian skateboarder."

"Sure that's why you've got eye holes poked in to your neck piece right?" J'dee remarked.

"Uhhhhh…" A large sweatdrop rolled down the side of the pumpkin head.

"And why have you got Quorky in the pumpkin?" TRF asked.

"FOR THIS!!! BWHA-HAHAHAHAHA!!" Deathdroid hurled the pumpkin towards the avocado garden.

"MY GARDEN!!!" Stina ran towards the Garden but not fast enough and she tripped landing on the ground only a meter away from the garden and then she looked up seeing that the pumpkin hadn't landed in her garden and her eyes grew all starry.

"Bobby!!" She jumped up happily.

He was hoovering above the garden holding the pumpkin and they could all hear Quorky panting very loudly inside.

"The things I do…" He was grumbling over and over again.

Videl looked at J'dee and crossed her arms. "I'm the head of the camp and you break your own rules because a platoon for Yamcha is formed. This is unbelievable."

"Hey you maybe head of the camp but I am the authoress."

"THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!!" A voice boomed.

Sweatdrops rolled down the heads of everyone at the boot camp. "WHY IS THERE NO PLATOON FOR ME?!? I AM AFTERALL THE WORLD MARTIAL ARTS CHAMPION!"

S'rac shook his head. "Who freed him?" He muttered.

"He's my father you expect me to leave him there?"

"It would have been nice." Mirai grumbled.

"That's my mirai!" A voice screamed happily.

"Oh boy…" Mirai Trunks took to the air quickly.

"Look I'm going and I'm taking dad with me, those who want to runt eh camp can, but I've had it I got here first and I can't even run this place because of an obsessive author."

"But it's Yamcha…" J'dee whined.

"That's right get rid of Hercule." Cheetah whispered. "Nobody wants a wannabe here."

"ALRIGHT THE WAR FOR A NEW HEAD OF BOOT CAMP HAS BEGUN!!!" Tanti screamed and pulled out a rocket launcher.

WildThing joined in pulling out her flamethrower.

"Oh Tanti look what I have." Shinie grinned.

"NO!!! SHE HAS TAMAHOME!!!! NOOOO TAMA!!! YOU MONSTER!!"

Shinie began cackling evilly.

Suddenly there was a flash of light and Tam came to life biting Shinie on the hand making her let go surprised and Tama ran off.

"Give me that!" Taichichi growled snatching the plushie gun off WildThing who held it in one hand and her flamethrower in the other.

"He's alive!! ALIVE BWHA-HAHAHAHA TAMA LIVES!!! HAHAHAHAHA!"

*BONK* Tanti grabbed her head and looked at the carrot as it hit the ground and she glared at Shinie who just smirked at her.

"LOCK AND LOAD ARTY!!"

There was silence and they all looked round.

"Arty?" S'rac scratched his head.

"Goku's GONE!!" Washu cried looking round for him desperately.

"No fair she ran off with Goku!!" Asilin sniffed.

"Who ran off with me?" Goku asked walking up his plate piled up with food from the mess hall.

"Nevermind." Washu smiled and latched herself on to Goku's arm

Asilin latched herself on to Goku's other arm. He looked at the plate full of food and his trapped arms and looked back to the food again.

"Hungry dad?" Gohan smiled seeing the frustrated look on his father's face.

"Where has Arty gone this time?" S'rac muttered.

"We'll lure her out with a Gohan Plushie!" Shinie remarked.

Gohan sweatdropped. "Me?"

"Well not really you, you, more of the you based after the Bojack movie. That way the age matches." Asilin explained.

"Riiiiiiiight." Gohan sweatdropped again.

Suddenly there was a line of plushies coming out of nowhere.

"Acccck I can't turn this thing off!" Taichichi cried out as her plushie gun fired off in the distance instead of bringing a plushie to life it created a plushie from scratch making it alive.

"Now that is one spifferiffic gun. Isn't that right Quorky?" BananaGirl remarked walking up seeing Vegeta standing off to the side.

"BAKA ONNA!! You're wearing my saiyan armour!!"

"I know doesn't it look the best. You don't need it anymore. You have that muscle shirt you're wearing skittles." BananaGirl smiled. "Mmmm muscle shirt…."

Quorky shuddered. "I hate it when she does that."

*****

To Be Continued…

Here are the prizes for BC

1st Arty who get recaptured and locked up with a teen Gohan (from just after Bojack movie)

2nd Sayuri who gets handcuffed to Vegeta for an entire chapter.

3rd Phoenix Starr who's not even in a platoon or in the fic gets to be featured trapped in platoon Goku's barracks alone with him.

So don't forget R & R

Stina let me know what you want to happen at your b'day party in the camp okay?

Jess you will actually feature in the next chapter too. Are we cool?

Till next time

~J'dee