Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dragonball Z Carols ❯ Mr.Brolly ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Radd_Rolly 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 12.03.2002 | Updated On: 12.08.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 500 | Visits: 265 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 12.03.2002 | Updated On: 12.08.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 500 | Visits: 265 | Status: Work In Progress
You're a Mean One, Mr. Brolly
Parody of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
By, DiamondSky17
I do not own DBZ.
In a large auditorium filled with many seats people are filing in from all three entrances. The villains and their cronies are in the back. In the front are the Z fighters and many common people too fill the empty seats. It's a concert of the Z kids. Those singing or performing included: Gohan, Mairi (M.) Trunks, Chibi (C.) Trunks, and Goten. For added Measure there was one adult, Goku. The first performer stepped forward and a spotlight focused on him. Goten was dressed as an elf and stood to fact the quieted audience. The music started and he began to sing,
"You're a mean one, Mr. Brolly.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Brolly."
At this Brolly who was sitting actually enjoying himself stiffened and flared into a super Saiyan twitching in rage and Goten continued oblivious,
"You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Brolly.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Brolly."
At this Brolly's eye began to twitch.
"I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Brolly.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Brolly
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile."
With a growl he calmly rose and began to stomp towards the stage ominously.
"You're a foul one, Mr. Brolly.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Brolly.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
As he passed the Z fighter's the tension in the room went up double.
"You're a rotter, Mr. Brolly.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Brolly.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots."
With a growl he got to the final row and rose his hand charging up a Ki blast.
"You nauseate me, Mr. Brolly.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Brolly."
And just when he was going to release it Chi Chi swung a frying pan at his head connecting with it promptly stunning him long enough for a straightjacket to be placed on him and be put in a pattywagon headed for intense counseling.
"You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce."
Goten bowed and exited the stage unaware that he had been very close to death.
If you want a Z kid to sing a specific song tell me please. Review please.
T.B.C.
Parody of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
By, DiamondSky17
I do not own DBZ.
In a large auditorium filled with many seats people are filing in from all three entrances. The villains and their cronies are in the back. In the front are the Z fighters and many common people too fill the empty seats. It's a concert of the Z kids. Those singing or performing included: Gohan, Mairi (M.) Trunks, Chibi (C.) Trunks, and Goten. For added Measure there was one adult, Goku. The first performer stepped forward and a spotlight focused on him. Goten was dressed as an elf and stood to fact the quieted audience. The music started and he began to sing,
"You're a mean one, Mr. Brolly.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Brolly."
At this Brolly who was sitting actually enjoying himself stiffened and flared into a super Saiyan twitching in rage and Goten continued oblivious,
"You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Brolly.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Brolly."
At this Brolly's eye began to twitch.
"I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Brolly.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Brolly
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile."
With a growl he calmly rose and began to stomp towards the stage ominously.
"You're a foul one, Mr. Brolly.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Brolly.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
As he passed the Z fighter's the tension in the room went up double.
"You're a rotter, Mr. Brolly.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Brolly.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots."
With a growl he got to the final row and rose his hand charging up a Ki blast.
"You nauseate me, Mr. Brolly.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Brolly."
And just when he was going to release it Chi Chi swung a frying pan at his head connecting with it promptly stunning him long enough for a straightjacket to be placed on him and be put in a pattywagon headed for intense counseling.
"You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce."
Goten bowed and exited the stage unaware that he had been very close to death.
If you want a Z kid to sing a specific song tell me please. Review please.
T.B.C.