Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dragonball Z Millionaire! ❯ Episode 1 ( Chapter 1 )
Note: I donnot own dbz and ne of the characters in here. So don't think of sewing me, because I am a poor lil gurl that just spent all my money a Z tapes while at the mall today. I do not also own the show ``Who wants to be a Millionair.'' or Regis. ::makes the sign of the cross::
Who Wants to be a Millionaire? The Special DBZ addition.
::Corny music plays::
Regis:: Hello everyone. I'm Regis and I hate my last name so I'm not going to say it. And today we have a very speciel addition the DBZ addition of Who wants to be a millionaire.
::crowd cheers::
Regis:: Now, let's introduce our panel. Son Goku, Chi-Chi, Son Gohan, Son Goten, Krillen, Android 18, Dr Gero, Bulma, Trunks, Vegeta.....
Vegeta: That's Prince Vegeta to you, you dumb ass!
Regis: Ummm...Prince Vegeta, Yajorobi, Piccolo...am I forgetting about somebody?
Gohan: Tien and Chaoutzo.
Regis: Aww, who cares about those weirdos. We got too many panel already. Alright now, let's play......Who Wants To be A Millionaire!
::anoying theme song music plays::
Vegeta: That music is beginning to bug me.
Regis: Okay, time for the first fastest finger question. Put these number in order from least to greatest.
::the little monitor in front of the Senshi came on::
Regis:: 1,000, 400, 5, -50.
::gives them time::
Regis: Alright, let's see who got them right and in that fastest time. The winner is...Son Goku!
Goku:: Yay!
Vegeta:: What no fair! Kakorot gets to do everthing first!
::Goku sits in the hot seat::
Regis:: Welcome, Goku, how are you this evening.
Goku:: I'm hungry.
Regis:: Um, yes well, can you tell us a little about yourself.
Goku:: I'm hungry.
Regis:: Okay first question. What is the name of that Nickoldeon movie that featured food? A) Good Burger B) Slimy Fries C) Chicken Fried Deer Meat or D) I Like Peas?
Goku: I feel like eating A Good Burger right now.
Regis: And that's right! You earned 100 dollars.
Goku: But where's my good burger?
Regis: Next question. What year did Columbus discover Amereica? A.) 1492 B) 300 BC C.)Christmas Year or D) 34?
Goku:: I feel like A 1492 Pound Good Burger.
Regis: And that's right! You just got 200 dollars!
Goku: But I want a good Burger!
Vegeta: For god's sake, Kakorot! Shutup about the damn good burger and finish up so that we can all have a turn!
::Goku burst in tears::
Goku:: Fine then! I'll get my own good burger!
::he runs out of the studio, balling his eyes out::
Vegeta: I'll take Kakorot's place.
Regis: Umm, okay.
::Vegeta sits in the hot seat.::
Vegeta: Okay, old man, let's get this show on the road.
Regis: Next question. How many clumps of sugur does it take to get to the moon? A.) 9 B.)12 C.) 400X's normal gravity, or D.) 5 million
Vegeta:: Damnit! Why did Kakorot have to get all the easy ones! Umm, I'll use a life line. 50::50.
::IT NARROWS DOWN TO 400X's normal gravity and 9.
Vegeta: This does not help.
::he thinks really hard.::
Regis:: Well?
Vegeta: C!
Regis:: I'm sorry it's nine.
Vegeta:: Damn you Regis!!!!!
::Vegeta blows up the entire studio::
::The Z gang just stares there::
Goku:: Hey everyone, free good burgers for everyone!
Z Gang:: Yay!
THE END!!!!