Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Druggieball Z ❯ Just one, I swear! ( Chapter 2 )

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Disclaimers Notice: I don't own a thang, so don't frickin' sue me! ^_^ Now
that THAT's said and done, we can move on to more important issues. I WILL be
posting longer chapters, so if you'll just bear with me, that'd be great.
I WILL make a guest appearence in this chapter, so beware! Lol, jk! Look, it's
2:00 in the morning, so forgive me if it sounds like I'm stoned ^_^'. I assure
you I'm not, just tired. So, without further ado, ON WITH THE FIC!
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"But Chi-Chi-"

"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, GOKU!!!"

"Heh, your eye is twitching...I mean, k!" Chi-Chi's eye was in fact twitching.
For the past hour, Goku is TRYING to explain why he was gone, and why his eyes
were blood-shot, and why Piccolo was with them, and yadda yadda. Chi-Chi
is passed the pissed point, and she's ready for blood. Piccolo grins that evil
grin of his, and sets off to do what he does best.

"Chi-Chi, you look stressed, not to mention tired out...Would you like to sit
down? I know how hard it is to have to deal with stupid husbands...*thinks
a minute* Actually, I don't, but I can understand what it must be like, and
you have my up most respect." Piccolo looks at the screen, towards the readers.
"Kiddies, here is how you get a non-believer to commit." He pulls out a HUGE
blunt, and smells it like a cigar. He then pulls out a lighter, and starts to
light the bitch...to bad he can't get it lit. He tries over and over again,
but to no avail. (This IS part of the plan y'all) Chi-Chi is starting to get
impatient, and finally she grabs the lighter and lights the sucka! *Piccolo
winks at screen* Chi-Chi is now looking at the joint with large eyes...so
big, and fully packed with all sorts of good stuff. Just one puff, what could
it hurt? Slowly, Chi-Chi lifted the blunt to her mouth.....

~~~~~~~~* Later, at Capsule Corp *~~~~~~~~

Vegeta is finished training for the day. (A/N Ya know, I always wanted to be the ruler
of an extinct race, have a bastard son, train all day and bitch about how I will
beat a guy who is a zillion times stronger than I am, not to mention how I
rule over a certain species of ailens, all of which are either half-breeds,
or idiots. Yep, Vegeta lives the good life.) Vegeta turns and glares at the
screen.

Me: "Boooooooy! Don't you be lookin' at me like that!

Vegeta: "What are YOU going to do about it?"

Me: *goes into the computer* This, bitch!

Vegeta: "Oh, I'm soooo scared. Please, save me from the evil midget!"

Me: *turns SS* (A/N see profile for details, cause I'm too lazy to type it again)
Oh no you DI-NT! *snaps fingers back and forth in front of face*

Vegeta: Oh yes I DID!

Me: "Yo, jus' cause the dear Lord didn't see fit to bless me wit height,
don't mean you can make fun of me! Dig, cause at least I'M still growin', ho!"

Vegeta: ...baka...

Me: >.<+ I hate you.


~~~~~~~* Back at the Sons*~~~~~~~~

We are met with an odd sight indeed...Chi-Chi is acting like a slut (A/N where
IS Bulma, anyway? Oops, mah bad ^_^') Piccolo is acting like a gangsta, Goku,
well...-_-' he's trippin' like there's no tomorrow. We see an excited Gohan,
peeking by a doorway, looking like Christmas came early. He taps Piccolo on
the shoulder.

Gohan: "Um...Mr.Piccolo? I know you're busy, getting shredded and all that,
but could I ask you something?"

Piccolo: "O' course! Y'all KNOW you can ask yo homie anythang!"

Gohan: "What is my mom doing?"

Piccolo: "..."

Chi-Chi was doing a table dance for Goku. Luckily, she still had almost all
her clothes on..(A/N *shudders*) Piccolo slowly turned his head back toward
Gohan.

Piccolo: "I had...no IDEA...>.< Why didn't someone TELL me she could move like
that? I would've married her, damn!"

Gohan: "Please tell me you didn't just say that."

Piccolo: "I didn't just say that."

Gohan: "K!" ^_^

Everyone turns to hear a knocking on the door.

Goku: "Wonder who that could be...The dancers weren't supposed to come for
another hour."

Piccolo: "If they want to show up early, I say let 'em! Well, open the door
already!"

Goku opens the door to reveal...

Me: "Hey guys! *goes over to Piccolo* Wassup mah main home slice?"

Piccolo: "Do I...know you?"

Me: "Well, ya should!"

Piccolo: *looks at his blunt questioningly* maybe I had a little to much...
I think I would've remembered you."

Me: "I'm the author of this fic!"

Everyone gets all self consinece.

Me: "Don't worry, I just started the fic, so as long as you manage to stay
on my good side, y'all won't have a problem! It's kinda like Big Brother,
only...not." ^_^

Piccolo: "Great, the author is a frickin' idiot..."

Me: "Hey, I'd watch what you say...look at poor Vegeta."

As if on cue, Vegeta straggles in through the door. He is wearing a pink dress
with daisies dotted along it. His hair has a purple bow in it, and his dignity
is hanging on my wall, damn it! o.o

Vegeta: "D-Don't make the same mistake I did...You have your health...Keep it."

Piccolo: "Have our health? What the hell is that shnit all about?"

Gohan: "Yeah, bitch, that's weak!"

Everyone turns to look at Gohan.

Gohan: *innocently* "Whaaaaaat?"

Everyone: -_-'

Vegeta: "Yeah...Well, like I was TRYING to say, she's...she's-"

Me: "I'm black and I'm proud!"

Everyone: *O.O' then -_-*

(A/N. I will use stuff from Undercover Brother, but I don't own him or James
Brown, mmk? If I did, I wouldn't be typing on this peice of crap I call a computer,
I'd too busy being rich...-_-' Ok, Enough 'how-I-wish-my-life-was' moments)

Me: I'm gonna leave, but I'll still put in a quick comment every once in a while.

Everyone: Praise the Lord!

Me: ...*flips everyone the bird, then leaves*

Vegeta:"Now that THAT'S over with I guess I'll be- WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT?!! "
Everyone was infact staring at Vegeta, huge grins on their stoned faces. Piccolo was holding up a menacing pipe, smiling like a mother freaker. Vegeta starts to back away, only to discover there's a wall behind him.

Vegeta: "Oh shnit...."

~~~~~~~*Capsule Corp*~~~~~~~~
Bulma: "Where is Vegeta anyway?! He left with that freakishly short kid, and I haven't heard from him since! I guess I will pay the Sons a visit..."

~~~~~~~~*The Son Residence*~~~~~~~~~
Vegeta: *laughing like a mother-er wait...already used that one. He was laughing ok?*
Everyone is laughing and having a trippin' good time! Chi-Chi had stopped actin' like Bulm-er, a ho, and Gohan was spared from having nightmares for the rest of his life. He was however, very messed up, but as Piccolo said, "Ya gotta learn young, yo!" He did, indeed, 'learn young.'

Gohan: *inhales deeply* "Whoa...did y'all ever notice..."

Piccolo: " Yeah."

Everyone looks at Piccolo.

Piccolo: "What?"