Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Druggieball Z ❯ What to do when your stoned. ( Chapter 3 )

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until them 5 reviews come in. Well, onto more pressing affairs...Sorry about last chapter, the
thing got all screwed, so it's the computers fault, not mine. Anyway, the story is at the point
where Bulma has now stumbled across the VERY stoned Z fighters...and wife. o.O' ON WITH THE FIC!!!
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Bulma: "What happened here?!!"

Piccolo: "Yo, Vegeta...Your woman is talking to you."

Vegeta: *regains consiecness* "Uhhh...k?"

Bulma: *drags Vegeta to door* Well, I have to take this one home now, but I'll be back, so
y'all better sober up! Now, I wonder what I could wear that could make me look even slutier..."

Everyone is silent for a minute, due to the fact that Vegeta was wearing a dress, and Bulma had
just...dragged him out the door...(A/N. *shudders*)

Everyone: "..."

And so, we see that the drugs are wearing off. Luckily, Piccolo pulls out a case a weed out of
...nowhere...word.

*~~~~~3 hours later~~~~~~*

Goku: "That one girl was pretty good, eh? She could do wonders with those zenies I gave her."

Piccolo: "That "girl" was 76 years old, bitch."

Goku: *thinking* 'So THAT's why she kept calling me sonny...'

Gohan: "Piccolo, can I ask you something?"

Piccolo: "Just did."

Gohan: "...Well, can I ask you two things?"

Piccolo: "Y'all know y'all can ask me anythang."

Gohan: "Why did you and my dad gave all those women money?...In those things on their legs?"
(A/N. g-strings...figures)

Piccolo was a little preoccupied. Chi-Chi was so messed up she thought Piccolo was Goku.

Chi-Chi: "Hey honey...Don't you think Gohan gets lonely...being an only child?" *she starts
rubbing his chest*

Piccolo: "No...this junk can get you all the friends you'll ever need! Oh, and hands off the merchandise,
please."

Chi-Chi: *now looks at Gohan* "How did you get over there so fast, Goku?"

Gohan: "Oh...my...God...AHHHHH!!!!!" *runs screaming into the distance*

Chi-Chi: *blinks, and things become waaaaay clearer* "What happened?"

Goku: "You ruined Gohan's childhood, not to mention Piccolo..."
(A/N. *is comforting Piccolo* "There, there...it wasn't THAT bad, was is?"
Piccolo: "She...TOUCHED ME!!!WAAAAAAAA!!!!")

Chi-Chi: "I'm...sorry."

Goku: "That's Ok." They hug.

Piccolo: "It's getting all emotional up in this piece, I'm out!" And with
that, he left.

Gohan: "...What? The monkeys are coming?"

Everyone: "..." Then -_-'

~~~~~~~*Elsewhere*~~~~~~~
Me: "Freakin' lighter! *struggles with lighting blunt* Oh, no wonder...This
is a telephone. *snaps fingers* *Piccolo comes up*

Piccolo: "What? Oh...*lights blunt* Can't you do that yourself?"

Me: "I could...but you look cute when you do it!" ^_^

Piccolo: *blushes, then growls and leaves*

Me: "Oh, he's so sensitive...Oh well! *inhales blunt deeply*

~~~~~~~~*Capsule Corp*~~~~~~~~
Bulma: "Hey Vegeta...wouldn't it be cool if cheese could fly?"

Vegeta: "No...sweet pickles would be cooler."

You may be wondering what the hell this is all about...It all started when...
*flashback*
Bulma: "I swear, he is SO irresponsible! I leave him alone for 1 minute,
and he goes and does this! *she shakes her head* Men..."
Bulma is trying to wash out the smell of smoke from Vegeta's clothes, without
any success. As she gets to his pants, a sack of weed fell from God knows
where. She lifted an eyebrow, and sniffed the contents lightly. She snorted,
having got some up her nose. It smelled...good. And so the stoning began...
*end of flashback*

Bulma: "That weed...where'd you get it?"

Vegeta: "Piccolo."

Bulma: "Well, we're running out...Better get some more.

Vegeta: "Well, he said that he'd give it to us for free, since we were all
'tight' (A/N. He's so white.)-but he doesn't really like you, so...

Bulma: "WHAT?!!! HOW DARE HE!!! HE WILL GIVE ME WEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!"

Vegeta: "God help him."

~~~~~*Another Elsewhere*~~~~~~
Mysterious Person: "Maaaaan...That was some good weeeeed, maaaaan! I need to get
some more, maaaaaan..." And with that, the Mysterious Person left.

~~~~~~*Lookout*~~~~~~
Piccolo: "SAY IT LOUD!!!"

Dende: "What the FREAK do you want?!!!"

Now, we come across another odd scene...They seem quite popular in this
story. For the past hour, Piccolo had been trying to get Dende to say
the ever popular phrase.

Dende: "Piccolo, if you don't get the hell off this place in five seconds,
I'm calling Mr.Popo! *he put one finger up* One...

Piccolo looked a little rattled at this, but he had a mission, dammit! The
little guardian was too high strung. He needed to be shown the light.

Piccolo: "Now, now Dende, no need to get drastic on me! Just say I'm green
and I'm proud, mmk?

Dende: "...Uh...I'm g-green and I-I'm proud...?"

Piccolo: "Now, do it without all that stuttering, bitch!"

Dende: "Oh NO you did-n't!" *he snaps his fingers in front of his face*

Piccolo: *shaking his head* "ANYWAYS, back to buisness..." His evil laughter
could be heard from miles.

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