Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dude Looks Like A Lady ❯ Chapter Fifty-Five ( Chapter 55 )

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Innocence is Futile
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Dude Looks Like A Lady
By Raven Pan and Alison Sky
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Chapter Fifty-Five
March 25, 799 Sunday
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Videl grabbed Gohan's wrist and pulled, "You're coming with me, damnit!"

"I DON'T WANT TO GO!" Gohan shouted, her hands gripping the doorframe with all her strength.

"TOUGH LUCK!" Videl turned and grabbed Gohan's fingertips, pulling them free, "I want my clothes back!"

"Then I'll just get mom to hem mine for me!" Gohan wailed. "I don't wanna go out like this, Videl!"

"You're coming out with me, and that's FINAL!" Videl thew an arm around her mate and dragged the new-woman toward the car.

"PUT ME DOWN!" Gohan shouted, pounding on Vidle's back with her fists.

"NO! Now stop acting like a baby and calm down!" Videl slapped Gohan's rear as she continued walking.

Gohan squeaked, then started wiggling. "I don't want anyone to see me, Videl! Just let me go back inside. You can get whatever you want, just let me stay home!"

"Nobody will know it's you, Gohan, now stop wiggling!"

"Why are you torturing me like this?" Gohan whimpered.

"I'm not torturing you, I'm taking you shopping. Now," Videl pulled open the door and plopped Gohan into the seat. "Be a good girl and stop whining so you can think up a name for yourself," she said crossly.

Gohan just crossed her arms over her chest and pouted. "I don't want a girl name."

"If I call you Gohan, they'll know who you are," she threatened, getting into the car and starting it on its way before Gohan could jump out.

"Then call me something else." Gohan shrugged, watching out the window.

"Fine, How's 'Dor Kwad'?" Videl rolled her eyes.

Gohan just shrugged.

"Dor Kwad it is," Videl said, turning on down the road to drive into the city.

"I hate you," Gohan muttered

"I love you too."

Gohan growled. "I'm not going into the mall."

"Tough luck, dearie - we're already on our way," Videl reached to her side and locked the doors so that Gohan couldn't do something stupid... like throw herself from the moving vehicle.

"I'll stay in the car."

"You're coming in with me."

"No."

"You're coming with me, or when your year's up, I'll cut them off."

"I'd like to see you try," Gohan growled.

Videl humphed. "C'mon Gohan. It's just this once, then you can go back to hiding and only letting family and such see you."

"The mall and demi-saiyans turned female do NOT mix," Gohan stated.

"I'm sure you'll be fine."

"I'm not going."

"Fine, you can stay in the car and rot with the windows up, and woe to you if some gang member decides they want you," Videl muttered.

Gohan wrinkled her nose.

"Thought so," Videl turned off the thoroughfare and headed down toward the mall.

Gohan watched out the window, then looked at the carkeys and plotted on how she could get them and escape once they got to the mall.

Videl soon got there, and as soon as she'd parked, and turned off the car, she dropped the keys into her purse, shutting it. "If you're coming with me, I suggest you get out of the car, Gohan," she wrinkled her nose at her, getting out herslf.

Gohan took a deep breath. "NOW!" she shouted and leaned over, reaching for her purse to grab the keys.

Videl snatched her purse out of the way, "Fat chance, Buster!"

"Gohan growled and tried again. "Give me the keys!"

"No."

"Videl!" she whined.

"No, Gohan. Now get out the car, or stay in it - but I'm buying you your own bras and underwear and clothes.

"DON'T SAY MY NAME!" Gohan shouted.

"Fine, Dor KWAD! Get out of the CAR!!!"

Gohan whimpered, but did as she was told, muttering under her breath.

"Hmphf," Videl slammed her door, and locked the car up, heading for the door. "C'mon."

Gohan sighed and followed, her head low.

Videl halted a bit, then looped her arm through Gohan's. "C'mon, Gohana - let's go," she gave her mate a less... annoying name now. Not to mention one she'd have ease responding to. Thank heaven for the Son family's strange naming conventions.

Gohan sighed. "Can we do this quickly at least?"

"Yes we can, we'll run in through a couple of department stores, Victoria's secret, and that's it."

"As long as we get in and get out, I'll be good, ok?" Gohan made a deal.

"I will do my best," Videl said, and into the mall they went.

Gohan was true to her word, letting Videl use her like a Barbie doll, trying on anything she wanted her to with only a few complaints, just wanting to get the hell out of there before someone she knew saw them.

Videl now had her mate in hot-topic. "Here, try this shirt," she held up a pink one with a sad fairy on it, the wings all broken up, and a flower with only one petal.

Gohan held it up. "Why do I have a feeling you're making me wear clothing that you want to wear after I get changed back," she asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Here," she picked up a gothish garter, and some fishnets - "These too."

"I don't think so." Gohan smirked.

"They're cute - and with this skirt," she picked out a mini with pink in it, "and these shoes," she held out some ankle boots.

"Dear, buy them for yourself, but I'm NOT wearing them." Gohan handed the fishnets and garter and skirt back to Videl, and instead went to look at a pair of black pants with some funky belts on it.

"But you'll look so CUTE!"

"And you will look much better in them," she stated.

"I agree, that look is totally you, Videl," the perky voice of Erasa floated over, and Gohan's face paled.

"Oh Hi, Erasa!" Videl smiled. "You don't think I"m too old to wear something like this?"

"Nah, you're hot as ever, 'Del," Sharpner chuckled, crossing his arms on a rack as he looked over it. "Who's your friend?"

"Of course not! That's why I designed the outfit... great for any age!" Erasa pointed out the label, which stated it was a Pencil and Pen original, the name of her clothing company.

"No kidding, great style," Videl admired the clothing. "Oh, Sharpner, this is Gohan's cousin, Gohana."

Sharpner walked from behind the rack and took Gohan's hand, kissing the knuckles, "A pleasure meeting a flower (1) such as yourself."

Gohan's eyes widened. Did Shapner really just kiss her hand. She needed to take a VERY HOT SHOWER right now.... "Hi," she squeaked.

He let go of her hand and stepped back, smiling, and winked at her.

Videl was still looking at the outfit, "Hmmm.... Do you have this in red? Or what about purple?"

"You should try the hot red one with the black piping," Erasa stated, pulling it down.

Gohan just blushed, turning from Sharpner. "I'm gonna look over here, Videl, ok?" she said, trying to escape.

"No, stay put, we're almost done."

Gohan gave Videl a look, but turned and looked at the t-shirts on the wall.

"I never knew Gohan had a cousin," Erasa stated. "She wasn't at the wedding, and I swear everyone in his family was there...."

"She couldn't make it - was busy with the Peace Corps," Videl answered.

Sharpner was still looking appreciatively at Gohan. "She's gorgeous, you know."

Gohan whimpered very low.

"So where is Gohan, anyways?" Erasa asked. "I wouldn't mind seeing that man in some of the leather outfits I've designed for guys," she said, glaring at her husband.

"Hmmmm I'll have to pick some up for him - dunno, I think he went of to train for the next tournament or something."

"Oh, he'll be in the tournament!" Erasa smiled. "You hear that Sharpner, Gohan's TRAINING!"

Gohan blushed. "Videl, I think we need to get going..."

Sharpner wrinkled his nose, "Of course he is - he'd have to, he never was a natural hotness like me," he chuckled.

"Oh yeah, real smoothe Sharpner - we all know you've been in weight rooms since you could walk."

"Now wait a minute, Gohan doesn't have to work out to be a hottie," Gohan stated, turning around to defend his honor.

"She's right, Gohan's naturally yummy," Videl chuckled.

"Must run in the family then," Sharpner observed. "Erasa, I think you should give Gohan's cousin a free line. Videl too if you want."

He looked Gohan up and down again, "Gohana would make a great model for the one you're working on right now, don't you think?"

Gohan blushed. "Thanks, but I tend to just wear jeans and tees..." Why am I blushing?! she thought

"Why, I think that's a great idea - but unfortunately I'm afraid Gohana's just a little too old fashioned," Videl sighed as though it were something that took great patience.

"You sure? The new line's more along those gown things," he motioned to the wall.

Gohan squeaked. "Yeah, I'm fine. Come on, Videl... we have to be back soon, remember?" she walked over and grabbed Videl's arm.

"Oh, do you really have to hurry? We're just about to go to lunch, and we'd love for you two to join us, RIGHT, Sharpner?"

"Uh, but I thought we-" he cut off as he was jabbed in the ribs. "Yeah, we'd love it."
"Sounds like fun, I haven't seen you two in so long," Videl grinned wickedly.

"Videl..." Gohan whimpered softly.

"Then it's all set. Come on, I'll send you that line of clothes anyways. Let's go eat."

As Sharpner and Erasa left, Videl leaned over to mutter in Gohan's ear. "I haven't seen them in forever. You'll behave, and you'll survive, okay?"

"But he kissed me," Gohan whined softly.

"He kisses EVERY woman's hand when he first meets her," Videl rolled her eyes. "He and Erasa made a deal, Look but don't touch - and kissing on hands doesn't count as touching. Alright? C'mon now, I'll sit between you two, if that'll make you feel better."

"There's nothing I can do to make you just give me the keys and go home?" Gohan asked.

"Are you two coming?!" Erasa shouted, smiling and waving.

"Just a minute!" Videl called back, then looked back to Gohan. "I'll let you make an offer...."

Gohan looked around in desperation. "I'll wear the fishnets and skirt?" she said hopefully.

Videl sighed, handing over the keys, "I'll see you at home. You BETTER not do anything to the clothes we bought."

Gohan smiled. "Love ya," she said, then took off running for the parking lot.

Videl shook her head, then went to meet her friends for lunch.

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Gohan was waiting at home, pacing back in forth in the livingroom. "How the hell... I mean, why couldn't we have just gotten stuff and gone home... we wouldn't have seen them..." she muttered to herself, walking back and forth.

Videl finally got home, coming in and flopping on a chair. "What's got your goat, Gohan?"

"Why of all people did we have to run into them, Videl? I was FINE until they showed up!" Gohan complained.

"I didn't think we'd run into them, Gohan - it was an accident, things like that happen."

"He kissed me!" Gohan whined.

"He kissed your HAND Gohan, your HAND."

"But I felt it all over..." Gohan shuddered. "It was like he kissed me everywhere!"

Videl blinked, then chuckled, "Oh dear."

"What? I tried to take a hot shower but I still feel dirty," Gohan whined, sitting down in her chair.

"I know it's only been two months, but Gohan... you really are a girl," Videl chuckled. "You felt like that because you LIKED it."

"Ew... but... it's... SHARPNER!" Gohan cried. "And he's... he's... ew."

"He's really good looking for our age," VIdel pointed out with a chuckle."

"I know... wait, I didn't just say that!" Gohan curled up. "I'm turning gay and I think Sharpner's hot... please kill me now!"

Videl just chuckled, shaking her head. "You're not gay, your body's hormones are telling you what to feel."

"I don't want to feel them!" Gohan whined.

"They're not that bad, and it's not like you're going to run out and kiss the first guy you see," she laughed. "You're overreacting."

Gohan just started to rock back and forth

She got up and went to sit on the arm of the chair Gohan was in. "Calm down. Listen, it'll be fine, Gohan - it's not like Sharpner's going to show up at the door at random points in time to kiss your hand."

"They know where we live..." Gohan whimpered.

"He's not going to stalk you, he's a married man who likes to give compliments to beautiful women," Videl chuckled.

"This is Sharpner we're talking about," Gohan sighed.

"Sharpner's never stalked anyone, Gohan - I've known him since we were little kids. Relax."

"He stalked you up to and including right after we got married Videl... I remember that all too well." Gohan looked at her seriously.

"That wasn't stalking! He's one of my best friends, you idiot."

"He tried to break us up!"

"I don't know what YOU'RE complaining about, Gohan - you're the one who got me," Videl said huffily.

"And now he's trying to break us up again and he's after me now!" Gohan complained.

"First off, he's not trying to break us up again. He thinks you're your cousin, and he's married - he's not AFTER anyone! You're paranoid."

"He sized me up like a piece of meat!" Gohan pointed out.

"He complimented you."

"He was trying to picture me naked," Gohan muttered.

"You're hot, why wouldn't he be?"

Gohan whimpered.

"Oh calm down, Gohan. Sharpner and Erasa may have a very loose idea of monogomy, but he's not going to try and seduce you."

"He'd better not! I'm not going to end up like Trunks and Goten did!"

"Pregnant? Hell no - I'd think not!"

"We don't need any more kids."

"That's what I've been saying for years, Gohan." Videl rolled her eyes, standing up and stretching.

"Just don't get any wild ideas, ok, Videl. Promise me!"

"Gohan, I want you pregnant even less than I want ME pregnant. You're spastic enough as it is.

"Just as long as we're both on the same page," Gohan sighed and sat back down. "How much longer am I going to be like this?" she whined.

"Ten months."

Gohan just whimpered.

"You'll survive," Videl shook her head.

"I hope so."

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