Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Elvis Returns! ❯ How To Flirt With Geriatrics And Pork ( Chapter 7 )
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By: Renee the Rabid Squirrel 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Revenge Fic | Uploaded On: 11.28.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 696 | Visits: 237 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Revenge Fic | Uploaded On: 11.28.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 696 | Visits: 237 | Status: Completed
A/N: Hey peeps! Chapter 7 here, thanks for the reviews and hope ya like this one!
Disclaimers: I don't own DBZ, Garfield, the little black cat or Puar, but the IGOTC is mine and mine alone. Don't any of you dare use it!
*thoughts*
Chapter 7
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Inside the Kame house, Master Roshi and Oolong sat in the living room, folding underwear like the perverts they are. By pure chance, Oolong happened to look outside and see Garfield eating a large pan of lasagna and holding his video camera in his other hand.
"Hey Roshi! We're on TV!"
"Hey yeah...and who's that hot chick near by?"
"Hey! I'll bet they're taping for one of those shows where they get the hot girls to go and flirt with the lucky guys!"
"All right! I guess we're the lucky guys!"
Oolong and Master Roshi jumped around the house for joy, flinging panties wherever they walked, singing: "We are the champions, We are the champions! No time for losers, cuz we are the champions!!" in really, really, extremely bad voices.
Garfield decided to tape this rather funny scene, and laughed his head off when Oolong slipped on one of the shiny panties and fell on his pork butt on the floor.
"Plee-hee-hee-heease! Don't make me do thiiiiiiiiis! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Come on 'Yolanda'. Quit crying like a baby and go over there."
"Puar, my name is Yamucha! Please stop, I'll do anything, I'll-" Once again, Mr. Cattle Prod made his appearance. "FINE." 'Yolanda' went up to the Kame House door and knocked.
BANG BANG BANG
The door opened to reveal Master Roshi and Oolong standing with flowered panties on their heads, which they quickly discarded of.
"Um... hey there guys." said Yamucha, then gave a little girlish laugh, which made Oolong drool.
"Hey hot stuff." breathed the old turtle elder. "How's about you come inside and show my friend and I how to have a good time? Your body is the best I've seen in ages."
"He should know."
Master Roshi glared at Oolong, then shoved him out of the way. "So, whaddya say? Lookin' for some fun, girl?"
"Er... IjustrememberedthatIhavetogoandcatchuponsometimeatworkbecause
I'vebeent akingsickleaveforareallylongtimeandIgottago!" said Yamucha, speeding through all the words, then turning around... and felt a hand on his behind. "AAAAH! You stupid pervert! Get the hell away from
me! AAAAAAAAAGGGGGH!" screamed the distraught male as he made a beeline for somewhere very, very far away from where he was now.
"You scared him off, old-timer!"
"I did not! It was you!"
"Admit it, Roshi. A pig is the sexiest thing out there. You have no chance against me."
"Yeah, well I was the martial arts champion-"
"That was ages ago! Now everyone can beat your sorry wrinkled ass and you know it!"
The two continued arguing as the IGOTC, laughing their arses off, packed up their equipment and headed off to find 'Yolanda' and perform more torture on the skankily dressed male.
"Hmm... lesee... how about Goku? Or his kid, Gohan?" inquired the little black cat.
"Nope, we can't risk that. ChiChi might be there... and that's where we got the dress from."
"I have a great idea!" everyone turned and looked at the teeny-weeny green kitten. "How about the place where Puar knocked him out? Isn't there a guy at that place?"
"Yes, Yes, YES! You are a genius! Vegeta lives there... it would be the ULTIMATE torture. Hahahahahahahahahaha!" Puar's insane and somewhat masculine laughter continued until she realized she was scaring the rest of her fellow members. "Oops, sorry. Now, check the radar. Where is Yamucha anyways?"
A red cat named Veo took out a laptop from the IGOTC 'bag of utilities' and pressed a few keys. "He's moving really, really fast and going to a lesbian hangout." she said.
"WHAT? He'll enjoy that! We have to head him off, now! Break out the capsule car, Veo!"
"Right away Boss." said Veo to the orange scruffy leader cat. She took out a capsule from the bag and had it turn into a car. "We're off!"
Whaddya think? Let me know! More to come, and the orange haired leader cat gets a name in later chapters! Have a good day!
Disclaimers: I don't own DBZ, Garfield, the little black cat or Puar, but the IGOTC is mine and mine alone. Don't any of you dare use it!
*thoughts*
Chapter 7
~*~*~*~*~*~
Inside the Kame house, Master Roshi and Oolong sat in the living room, folding underwear like the perverts they are. By pure chance, Oolong happened to look outside and see Garfield eating a large pan of lasagna and holding his video camera in his other hand.
"Hey Roshi! We're on TV!"
"Hey yeah...and who's that hot chick near by?"
"Hey! I'll bet they're taping for one of those shows where they get the hot girls to go and flirt with the lucky guys!"
"All right! I guess we're the lucky guys!"
Oolong and Master Roshi jumped around the house for joy, flinging panties wherever they walked, singing: "We are the champions, We are the champions! No time for losers, cuz we are the champions!!" in really, really, extremely bad voices.
Garfield decided to tape this rather funny scene, and laughed his head off when Oolong slipped on one of the shiny panties and fell on his pork butt on the floor.
"Plee-hee-hee-heease! Don't make me do thiiiiiiiiis! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Come on 'Yolanda'. Quit crying like a baby and go over there."
"Puar, my name is Yamucha! Please stop, I'll do anything, I'll-" Once again, Mr. Cattle Prod made his appearance. "FINE." 'Yolanda' went up to the Kame House door and knocked.
BANG BANG BANG
The door opened to reveal Master Roshi and Oolong standing with flowered panties on their heads, which they quickly discarded of.
"Um... hey there guys." said Yamucha, then gave a little girlish laugh, which made Oolong drool.
"Hey hot stuff." breathed the old turtle elder. "How's about you come inside and show my friend and I how to have a good time? Your body is the best I've seen in ages."
"He should know."
Master Roshi glared at Oolong, then shoved him out of the way. "So, whaddya say? Lookin' for some fun, girl?"
"Er... IjustrememberedthatIhavetogoandcatchuponsometimeatworkbecause
I'vebeent akingsickleaveforareallylongtimeandIgottago!" said Yamucha, speeding through all the words, then turning around... and felt a hand on his behind. "AAAAH! You stupid pervert! Get the hell away from
me! AAAAAAAAAGGGGGH!" screamed the distraught male as he made a beeline for somewhere very, very far away from where he was now.
"You scared him off, old-timer!"
"I did not! It was you!"
"Admit it, Roshi. A pig is the sexiest thing out there. You have no chance against me."
"Yeah, well I was the martial arts champion-"
"That was ages ago! Now everyone can beat your sorry wrinkled ass and you know it!"
The two continued arguing as the IGOTC, laughing their arses off, packed up their equipment and headed off to find 'Yolanda' and perform more torture on the skankily dressed male.
"Hmm... lesee... how about Goku? Or his kid, Gohan?" inquired the little black cat.
"Nope, we can't risk that. ChiChi might be there... and that's where we got the dress from."
"I have a great idea!" everyone turned and looked at the teeny-weeny green kitten. "How about the place where Puar knocked him out? Isn't there a guy at that place?"
"Yes, Yes, YES! You are a genius! Vegeta lives there... it would be the ULTIMATE torture. Hahahahahahahahahaha!" Puar's insane and somewhat masculine laughter continued until she realized she was scaring the rest of her fellow members. "Oops, sorry. Now, check the radar. Where is Yamucha anyways?"
A red cat named Veo took out a laptop from the IGOTC 'bag of utilities' and pressed a few keys. "He's moving really, really fast and going to a lesbian hangout." she said.
"WHAT? He'll enjoy that! We have to head him off, now! Break out the capsule car, Veo!"
"Right away Boss." said Veo to the orange scruffy leader cat. She took out a capsule from the bag and had it turn into a car. "We're off!"
Whaddya think? Let me know! More to come, and the orange haired leader cat gets a name in later chapters! Have a good day!