Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ For Crying Out Loud! ❯ Mystery Revealed ( Chapter 1 )

**Disclaimer: I'm not gonna repeat myself every chapter... You know I don't own it, so quit wasting your time.

**A/N: Um.... ya... read? ^_^

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I stared at the person gawking back at me in the mirror's reflection. This was the last thing I expected. I first examined the porcelain skin, full pink lips, eyes the color of an ocean mist, brows arching in a graceful manner above. I turned slowly, examining this new body. Smooth, seductive curves, a full bust line, and long blue hair cascading down my back.

I was inside Bulma Briefs' body.

Kick ass.

"Well I don't think there's anything 'kick ass' about it!"

I turned sharply at the sudden voice. Strangely, I felt as though there was something inside of me, or rather someone, rolling their eyes. I glanced back at the mirror, resting my hands on the sink, my upper body leaning forward so my nose nearly touched the glass.

"Bulma?"

"Duh! Who did you think it was? Who the hell are you and what the fuck are you doing in my body! Get out!"

I couldn't help but smile.

"I'm sorry Bulma. But there doesn't seem to be anything I can do about this. I don't even know how I got here, let alone how to get out."

This was just too good.

"Well at least tell me who the hell you are!"

"My name is Layla... erm, here."

It was a long shot idea, but it was worth a try. Closing my new brilliant eyes, I tried to open my mind so Bulma could take a look around. I don't know how long it lasted, but I was brought back to my senses by an infuriated shriek inside my head.
"You CANNOT be serious! A LOSER is in my body!"

"Hey. Don't give me any attitude here. I'm the one in control of this body. If you piss me off, I will not hesitate to take drastic measures. Like say, a pound of chocolate?"

That shut her up.

"Now, Bulma dear, do me a favor and let me take a peek inside your brain."

"WHAT!? WHY!?"

"So I can figure out what the hell the reason may be that I'm here, instead of in my own body; which I would love to get back to sometime this century." I said with a growl, glaring at my reflection. I felt her take a step back and I looked. Lets see... shopping, inventions, work, shopping, Yamcha, (I involuntarily shuddered as I stumbled on something I never, ever wanted to see)....

Taking a deep breath, I stepped back from her mind. Blinking the haze from my eyes, I leaned back and crossed my arms.

"Nothing about Vegeta?"

"What? What about him?"

"Well you two have to um... well..."

I shot her a quick image.

"EEEW! Why in Kami's name would I want to do THAT with that arrogant asshole!?"

It hit me. I knew why I was here. But why me of all people? Meh.. who cares about that. I covered my mouth with my hand, trying to hold back the giggles. But it was too much. I fell to my knees in a roar of crazy, hysterical laughter. What else could I do? I rolled onto my back, holding my sides as they felt as though they would burst open any minute. Still my laughter continued. Of all the missions to be sent on in life.

"WHAT'S SO FUNNY!?"

I couldn't speak, so I sent her the gist through our shared brain.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!"

I barely heard that through my mirth.

I was on a mission to get Bulma Briefs laid by the Saiyan no Ouji.

This was definitely too good.

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**A/N: Missons revealed! Looks like I'll have my hands full for a while. ^_^ Please review. I'm sorry about the shortness of the prologue and first chapter.. that's just how it ended up... Anyway, again, review please... I'll give a... um... a cookie? Nah, that's too cliched... How about beer? I can give you a beer if you review for me! Just so ya'll know, my name isn't really Layla... I just like that name... pthbbbbbbb