Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ How they got together ❯ Onna!!!! ( Chapter 1 )

I don't own DBZ . . . This is my first fanfic so tell what u think!!!

*…. * - Thoughts

Bulma was waking up from a good night's rest. She got up and got dressed when she heard . . .

"Onna!!! Hurry up and get your sorry ass down stairs, NOW!!! I need food to continue my training. Your crazy mother is with your father on a business trip. That's why you have to cook for me." "I'm coming you big ape. Keep your pants on!" "I would but I'm very hungry" Vegeta said with a smirk. Bulma opened the door and blushed. "About time, baka."

"Listen mister I don't take orders from any one who is rude like you!" "I don't care!!! Just make me breakfast!!" Vegeta walked down stair with Bulma right behind him. *God he is so hot. I just want to eat him up. What I'm I thinking, this is Vegeta I'm thinking about! * Vegeta sat down all sweaty all over. He took off his shirt with one swift wave of his hand. Bulma watch with satisfaction. * God he is so perfect! * Vegeta looked at Bulma. "You like what you see? " This enraged Bulma. Bulma turn a dark red and was very angry. Vegeta was very amused at this. He thought it was very cute. "You big ape!! I was just thinking that you stink, you smell musky. You need a shower before you eat!!!" "Well I think I smell pretty good. Anyways, my smell is no concern of yours, so hurry up with my breakfast!!!"

Bulma started on their breakfast. A feast fit for a King, well in this case a prince, a stubborn prideful prince.

Bulma finished making their breakfast and put everything on the table to eat. Vegeta devoured everything that Bulma cooked for him. Vegeta had better manners than Goku did. When Bulma was eating her muffin, the phone rang. She looked on the Caller I.D and saw Yamcha's name appear on the screen.

"It's Yamcha!!! Wait, he'll want to cancel our date today. I'll make some sort of excuse so he can't go." Bulma picked up the phone. "Moshi, Moshi," "Bulma?" "Hi Yamcha!" "Hi Babe, are we still up for that date today?" Bulma was surprised. "Of course Yamcha!" "Ok, I'll pick you up around 1?" "Great see you then, Bye!" "Bye Babe!" "Did that loser give another sorry-excuse?" Vegeta said while he finished his gallons of orange juice. "NO, he didn't for your information! Were are still on for today at 1." "I won't blame him if he didn't want to go out with a ugly baka like yourself." "Vegeta you insensitive little ape!!!" "ONNA, IF YOU CALL ME AN APE ONE MORE TIME I'LL …"Vegeta said enraged " You'll what? Your just a dumb ape!" Just as Bulma said that, with one blink of an eye Vegeta cornered Bulma choking her. "Now, I'll squeeze harder if you don't beg for mercy." Vegeta smirked. "I won't you big ape…"Bulma said with a raspy voice As soon as Bulma said those words, Vegeta squeezed harder making Bulma scream for mercy. Tears came down Bulma's cheeks grasping for air. "Vegeta … please stop…" With those words Vegeta drop Bulma like a rage-doll. Bulma was on the grasping and choking. Bulma looked up to Vegeta, he was in his usual stand frowning. "Now I hope you have learned your lesson for the time being…"Vegeta said with a smirk. "You asshole…"Bulma said while she smoothed her neck. "Fuck Off bitch . . ."Vegeta said as he went outside to train to prepare for the androids to come. Bulma recovered and went to go get dress. * How dare he, telling me what to do. As if I were a child. I'll show him. * Bulma went up stairs and into her room. She went to go get ready for her date this afternoon. She went on her balcony to see the view. But she saw Vegeta training. Vegeta saw her starring at him at the corner of his eye. He just stood there. * Does he know that I'm starring? But how…* Bulma turned her head a side and looked at the flowers. Then she turned back to see Vegeta standing in front of her. "Why are you starring at me? What is it that you want?" Vegeta said angrily. "Why are you so mean and want to kill everything that's in your way?" Vegeta didn't say anything "It is in my blood and it is my race. It is my destiny, not just for me but also for my pride. I am the Prince of all Sayajins. I'm not some low class warrior like Kakkorot." With that, Vegeta went back down to the ground leaving Bulma confused on her balcony.

2 hours had passed and Yamcha was to arrive soon. Bulma was growing impatient and getting nerves. The doorbell rang and Vegeta groaned. He hated when people came over while he was eating his lunch. Bulma ran down to answer the door. She was wearing a low red dress at came up to her thigh. A slit was at the bottom of the corner of the dress showing plenty of skin for any man's eyes pop out in amazement and leaving them whorny inside. Bulma opened the door and saw a drunken Yamcha. Behind him, Yamcha's car had two young half naked strippers calling Yamcha to come back in with them. "Yamcha how could you!? You pig!" "But Babe they are just good old friends." "I can see that Yamcha. Now go it's over. It wasn't meant to be." Bulma broke into tears. Vegeta finished his meal and heard the whole conversion between the two. He stepped behind Bulma. He felt sorry for her. "Leave now you asshole. Can't you see that she is in pain? Leave now or I'll force you to leave." "Oh come on Bulma, you left me for him?" "She did no such thing. You always play her for a fool. She wanted to leave you ever since you started to cheat on her. But she wanted to change you. But I guess it didn't work." Yamcha was stunned. "Like I said, leave now or you will be forced." Bulma now was bursting into tears and she ran to her room. "Bulma!!!" Yamcha cried. He looked at Vegeta and then he went on his way. Vegeta slammed the door. He turned to the direction of Bulma's room. He went up the stairs and stood in front of her room. He heard her crying and opened the door. He saw Bulma crying on her bed. He didn't know what to say to comfort her. He walked over to her and looked at her blankly. *Why is she crying for that asshole? She looks so beautiful . . . * Vegeta looked away for a moment. "Leave me alone…" "Why?" "What, I said leave!" "No baka I mean why are you crying over an asshole? I thought that you were better than that." Bulma looked up with a surprised look on her face. "What do you mean? That you really care about me? Why?" "Because it is proper on my planet to comfort a woman when she is in need. That includes all the Onnas race and different ranks." "Is it a law?" "Sort of, yes I think. So what is your breed's custom to comfort? " "Well if a girl is sad a guy sometimes gives her a friendly hug and holds her tight not wanting to let go." With that said, for a couple of seconds it was quiet. Vegeta sat on the bed, took hold of Bulma's shoulders and set her straight up. He looked into her eyes wondering what to do to make her stop crying. Vegeta hugged her tightly, and to Bulma's surprise he gave a small but sweet kiss on her head. Bulma fell a sleep in his arms.

The next day, Vegeta found himself in Bulma's bed with her. * What?!?! What happened?!?! Oh shit I thought we had sex. * Vegeta uncovered the blankets trying not to wake Bulma. He found that he had his clothes on. He checked careful that Bulma had hers, she did. Vegeta moved her hair away from her face. * She is beautiful when she is not flapping her mouth. She would make a good queen for New Vegetasia… * Suddenly Bulma started to wake up. She looked up at Vegeta, who was starring at her since he woke up. She was studded that Vegeta was starring. "Do you like what you see?" was her response. "Maybe . . ." Vegeta smirked. "Now I have to go train, are you alright from what that ass did?" "A little, but thanks for caring." "I wasn't, I told you that it is custom to comfort an Onna that is hurt or troubled, Baka." "Fine be a bitch and be snobby about mister high-and-mighty!!!!" "Bakayaro…"With that last comment, Vegeta went to do his training. "The nerve of him!!! Who does he think he is?!" "A prince!" Vegeta yelled from down stairs. "A stupid one!" There was no answer "I guess I told him." As soon as Bulma turned around she found Vegeta with a smirk on his face. "You didn't show me anything …you are to dull to understand that. Now it is best for you to leave your comments to yourself. I'm the Prince of Vegetasia and you should respect me for I am more powerful. I could instantly break your bones to tiny pieces." "I sick of your attitude, you think just because you're the most powerful person that you could just threaten they're lives just to make you feel good about yourself!" "I do so they can see who to fear for they're lives and respect the powerful. Now, I'll leave your room and continue with my training. I hope that you'll have my lunch ready." In a flash of disappearance, Vegeta went to his training. "Sometimes I just want to…kill him!!!" Bulma was angry; she wanted to cool down by taking a bath. She took off her clothes and set the water to hot. When the tub was full, she stepped in. "Aww, a bath is just what I needed… I wonder what happened to Yamcha, that asshole!!! That is the last time that he will cheat on me. I won't accept his apologues this time. That's it! I'll make a plan for when he begs forgiveness. I would just love to see that. But I need a man that Yamcha is very jealous of. Vegeta!!! That's it, but Vegeta would never want to do this with me, he hates me. I guess it never hurts to ask." Bulma finished her bath and got dressed. She would ask Vegeta when he was eating his lunch. Yamcha usually comes around 12:45 to go out to eat with me, but not today,

Bulma started Vegeta's lunch. She made it the best that she had ever done. As soon as the table was set, Vegeta came through the door and sat down in a chair. Is the food ready yet, Onna?!" Vegeta shouted. "Almost your majesty . . ." Vegeta got up and walked in front of Bulma. "Onna, what is it that you want?" "I don't know what you mean . . ." "You know perfectly what I mean. You never addressed me like that. So tell me what you want!" * Damn he is good!* "Well if you must know, can you do me a favor?" "It depends." "I want to get back on Yamcha. I was wondering if you could pretend to be in a relationship with me. Just for with he comes by though." "Alright, I hate the fucker anyways. It will great fun" Vegeta smirked "Oh thank you Vegeta!!" Bulma gave Vegeta a big huge. This surprised him, but mostly stunned. "Vegeta sit down so I can put the food on the table. I know that you're very hungry." Bulma put all of the food on the table and went to work.

After two hours of working, Bulma went back into the house to find Vegeta drinking beer and watching TV. Bulma went up stairs to freshening up a little for the big scene Vegeta and her were about to do. Suddenly the doorbell ranged. Bulma jumped and hurried down stairs. Vegeta opened the door to find Yamcha holding flowers. "Umm is Bulma here?" "Bulma and I are having a little fun right now." Yamcha was in shock. "Oh I Yamcha." Bulma said taking deep heavy breaths. Bulma put her arms around Vegeta. He liked it. "But Bu-Bulma . . . I thought that . . ." "Well you thought wrong. I have Vegeta now." Yamcha was now stunned he dropped the flowers on the ground. "Bulma you're a bitch!" "Look who is talking, you're the one that cheated on me first with those strippers!!!" Bulma busted into tears and ran up to her room. Vegeta ran behind her leaving Yamcha at the door. Bulma went on her bed and started to cry harder. Vegeta stepped in side her room and sat next to her. He moved her hair away from her face. H picked her up and swayed her in his arms like a baby. Vegeta stopped swaying her when she looked up at him. She pulled him in for a deep kiss. Vegeta moved his tongue wait for an entrance. Bulma parted her lips and also put her tongue in his mouth. They kissed passionately. Yamcha finally reached the door and saw them. His mouth flung open. He couldn't say anything.