Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ I Dare You!!! DBZ Style ❯ Chapta 3 ( Chapter 3 )

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Disclaimer: GO TO THE ONE IN CHAPTER ONE!!!!
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Amy: - looking through a dictionary-

Diablo: AND WELCOME BACK TO...

Audience: WHO'S LINE IS IT ANYWAY!!!

Skie: -stomping up and down trying to get the audience's attention-

Audience: - looks over at Skie- I DARE YOU DBZ STYLE!!!!!

Diablo: -_-;

Amy: - Jumps up and closes the dictionary- I FOUND IT!!!

Diablo: What?

Amy: I FOUND OUT WHAT A-A-ANONYMOUS MEANS!!!!

Diablo: What does it mean?

Amy: Errr... - slams the book to her forehead- I FORGOT!!!

De: And they call Goku an idiot..

Amy: HEY!!!

Diablo: De? Just give us the damn dare.

De: Fine your no fair - Flicks the dare at Amy-

Amy: - pulls the dare from her forhead and opens it-

Amy: This dare is for Mirai Trunks! Come on out hun!!

M.Trunks: - running to the stage as rabid fangirls tries to catch him but can go pass the pretty metal bars-

Diablo: Have a nice run?

M.Trunks: Oh be quiet.

Amy: Ok this is from Agent 006... HEY THATS ONE BELOW 007!!

M.Trunks,

I dare you to become merman.

M.Trunks: Is that possible?

Amy: CALLI!?! BRING US THE DRAGONBALLS!!!

Calli: - from backstage- I DON'T HAVE ANY DRAGON'S BALLS!

Amy: NOT DRAGON'S BALLS, DRAGONBALLS!!

Calli:... OH! - comes to the stage wheeling a cart full of dragonballs and puts them in the middle of the stage-

Diablo: Ok M.Trunks...either you become a merman or suffer the humilliation the same way your father did. - points to the audience-

Audience: - Holding up pictures of Vegeta in his pink tutu twirling around the stage-

M.Trunks: Damnit... my father has turned into a fag...

Calli: - Starts to strangle M.Trunks- VEGETA-SAMA IS NOT A FAG!! HE IS THE GREAT SAIYAJIN NO OUJI!!!

Diablo: Oh dear.. you got her started again...

Amy: CALLI!!! Get off of M. Trunks and go wait backstage!!!

Calli: - gives one hateful glare at M. Trunks then runs backstage-

M. Trunks: That was... interesting.

Diablo: -shakes head while sweatdropping- So whats it gonna be Mirai?

M. Trunks: I WILL BECOME MERMAN!

Amy: GREAT!! BOB!! GET THE TANK OUT HERE!!!

Bob: HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT - Pushes a big acuarium full of saltwater full of salt-water on stage-

Diablo: Thanks Bob!

Bob: HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT - runs back stage in army mode-

M. Trunks: ^_^;

Diablo: - stands up to the dragon balls- GREAT DRAGON COME WORTH AND GRANT ME SOME WISHES TO HUMILIATE THE INNOCENT!!

Shenron: - Comes out of the DragonBalls in big flash- YOU HAVE AWOKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER! STATE YOUR WISH NOW!!!MY
PATIENTS WEARS THIN!!

Amy: HELLO SHENRON!!!

Shenron: -_-; oh great its them...

Diablo: I RESENT THAT!

Shenron: WHAT IS YOUR WISH!

Diablo: We wish that Miria Trunks was a merman 'till the end of this chapter.

Shenron: - eyes flash red- It has been done. I bid you farewell. - goes back to his DragonBalls and they scater leaving giant holes through the
roof-

All: -Looks at M. Trunks-

M. Trunks: - Long lavender hair that reach past his shoulders and has a long blue tail-

Diablo: GET HIM IN THE TANK!

M. Trunks: - Is lifted then put in the tank for later use-

Audience: - in awe- Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww................

Diablo: ^_^

Amy: 0.0 -drool-

Diablo: Amy.. your doing it again..

Amy: - stops and wipes her drool off- Ehehehe.. whoops.

Diablo: Ok we'll keep him out for display of this chapter.

Amy: NEXT DARE DE!!

De: Geez no need to scream... - hands Amy a dare-

Amy: Ok this next dare is for Green bean!!

Audience: Huh?

Diablo: Translation: Piccolo.

Piccolo: - walks on stage and sits in a green chair which he totaly blends into-

Amy: - Reads the dare- It's from Anna Trejo.

I dare Picollo to dress in a bikini and act like a teenager girl! Mwa hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Piccolo: - Turns a nice chade of purple-

( A/N Ive learned in resent studies that Nameks turn purple when they blush-

Diablo: ^_^ You know what we have to do if you dont go through with the dare! - points to the audience who had the pictures of Vegeta out
again-

Piccolo: - grimaces- Ok ill do it... - Notices Trunks in the Acarium and sweatdrops- Poor kid... - walks back stage wear Calli hands him the bikini-

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Piccolo: - Struts out and goes to the middle of the stage and the drums begin as he starts his pose- This better be worth it..- Goes in to dumb
blonde pose with one hand on his hip and the other circling his anntenna as if it were a peice of hair and opens and closes his mouth like he
has a peice of gum- Like hello! My names like Cristina! I'm totally in love with like Trunks-kun and love to go out and like party!

Diablo: 0.0

Amy: 0.0

Calli: ^_^ - wipes away a fake tear- THATS MY GIRL!!

M. Trunks: 0.0 Mr.... Piccolo....- blushes-

Skie: - holds out sign that says Go Into Shock Then Burst Out Laughing!!-

Audience: 0.0.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!1

Diablo: - Giggles and takes of picture-

Amy: Ok Piccolo you can go back and chage now...

Piccolo: - struts backstage-

Diablo: Wow.....

Amy: -nods-

Amy: Well thats it for I Dare You! C ya next time!!

- As sceen fades to Black you can here M. Trunks pounding on the glass and screaming about wanting to go back to normal-
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( A.N: - snicker- HEHEHEHE I AM EVIL!!! Oh don't forget to review!!)

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