Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ I Dare You!!! DBZ Style ❯ Chapta 4 ( Chapter 4 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

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Diablo: - looks at all the reviews she has gotten- Ya know what i've noticed Amy?

Amy: What?

Diablo: Most of all the reviews we have gotten have to do with Goku or Vegeta doing something that hints to a Yaoi relationship....

Amy: - blink- Your right!

Everyone exept for the DBZ cast: YAOI RULES!!!!!!!!!!1

M. Trunks: - sweatdrops- Are you going to let me out yet?

Diablo: We would... but Calli has to go find te dragonballs which means she has to get a radar which means she has to ask Bulma which means--

Amy: YOURE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!!

Diablo: -_-;

De: That's Amy for ya.

Amy: Oy, How ya feeling Merman Mirai?

M. Trunks: - crossing his arms as he floats his tail flin twitching angrily- hmph!

Diablo: He's becoming more and more Veggie like everyday...

Amy: - nods -

Diablo: HEY I MADE A NEW WORD!! VEGGIE-LIKE!

Amy: - sweatdrops-

De: I thought Amy was supposed to be the dumb one...

Amy: I RESENT THAT!

Diablo: Lets get on with the dares, ne?

Amy: OKIE DAE!!!

De: - hands amy a dare-

Amy: - opens it- Ok this one if for both Vegeta and Goku come on out!!!

Audience: -cheers-

Goku: -uses his IT technique and both he and Vegeta appear on one of the rolly chairs-

Goku: - points to Mirai- What happened to him?

Amy: I dare Goku, thats what happened..a dare.

Goku: Oh ok!

Vegeta: Bakas... i'm surounded by bakas...

Amy: On with the dare! This is from one od Calli's favorite authors Chuquita!

Goku: Chuquita-chan sent both me and lil' Veggie a dare?

Vegeta: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!

Goku: Ok V-man!

Vegeta: THATS IT! NO V-MAN, VEGGIE, VEDGE, LIL' BUDDY, LIL' VEGGIE OR ANY OF THOSE ABOMINAL NAMES!!!

( A/N: You have to read Chuquita's fics to understand what the hell shes talkin 'bout)

Diablo: Lets just get on with the dare...

Amy: ^_^

Ooh! I dare Veggie to do the tango with Goku. One of 'um can have a rose in his mouth. lol.

Goku: - Claps hands- OHH!! I LOVE THE TANGO!!!

Diablo: YOU know how to do the tango?

Goku: YA! Once in Chuquita's corner_ - Is cut of by Vegeta's hand covering his mouth-

Vegeta: - While Blushing- Shut Up LIL BUDDY Or You will be seriously hurt.... - uncovers his hand-

Goku: Aww Lil' Veggie why would you do that?

Vegeta: -Face fault-

Diablo: Rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhtttt........ ok! So do it or suffer the consequences!

Amy: ^_^

Goku: YATTA! Comon Veggie! - pulls Vegeta backstage-

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- Light flickers over both Goku and Vegeta and the music starts-

Vegeta: I cannot beleive i'm doing this...

Diablo: Just think! At least you wont have to wear the tutus!

Goku: - puts the rose in his mouth and they start to dance-

Amy: - Claps hands along with the music-

Diablo: - starts taking snapshots-

- The music end in the final position and the lights flicker off of Vegeta and Goku-

Everyone: - starts clapping while others are in shock-

Vegeta: - Walks out with his normal clothes while blushing and sits down- Oh my god.. -Bitch slaps himself and the blush goes away-

Goku: - walks back out and hops onto the seat-

Diablo: Wow Goku nice skills there!

Goku: - Son TM grin- Thanks Dabby!

De: Ya.. wonderful.. - A brick falls on his head and he is knocked unconsious-

Amy: uh oh...

Diablo: Well we'll have to find another mail person! See you next time on..

Audience: I DARE YOU!

- Roses are thrown on stage as the screen fades to black-

M. Trunks: Oh my...

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( A/N: lol! Well thats it for vhapter two! Can I get some dares with the girls in it!?! And not just Vegeta and Goku! I need veriety!)

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