Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ I fell In Love With A Merman ❯ Chapter Three ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: * Juuaichi sits at desk writing to friends telling them she owns all of DBZ and The Thirteenth Year *

Seconds later her bedroom door is kicked down and lawyers suddenly fill the room and start dragging her away * No! It's true I do own them all! Poi Poi show them the contract I got that signed them over to me! * Looks desperately at her muse who just cleans his finger nails on his leather jacket* I have no idea who this person is * smirks * take her away boys. Nooooo! Look if this is about that Poi Poi thing then I'm sssssssooooooorrrrrryyyy! * Yells as lawyers drag her away *

Poi Poi smirks and says, " That WAS for that Poi Poi thing by the way, but really Juuaichi does not own anything except for Junta and Seirina, enjoy the story I'm sure Juuaichi will back soon. * smiles in a way that suggest that that wouldn't happen any time soon *

Chapter three

" OH MY KAMI!"

Goten shook his head muttering to himself. What the hell had made him think that he saw people that far out in the ocean? With fish tails no less?!

Sure he'd heard legends about mermaids and stuff from his dear old dad, never mind the fact he wasn't there the first seven years of his life, but that was all they were, legends!

"Earth to Goten, come in Son Goten!"

Goten snapped out of his musings and looked to where Trunks was waving to him; he hadn't realized to the island yet. He hopped of nimbus and went to greet Trunks and ask if Pan was still trying to put the whammy on him.

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"ARRGH, Vegeta! Tell me again why Chi-Chi decided it was better to have the party here than at my house, where there wouldn't be any perverted old men trying to cop a feel?!" Bulma cried angrily, shaking a fist a Roshi who was waving at her from the place she had kicked him to.

Vegeta snorted and looked at his "mate" with boredom in his eyed. "Woman, you know as well as I do what that harpy said," Vegeta cleared his throat and did a very good imitation of Chi-Chi. "Now look Son-kun! I've been working to damn hard and I want to go to the beach! We're inviting everyone else too and you're not going to change my mind. And if you even THINK about trying you and Vegeta can kiss those sparring sessions you love so much good bye!"

* CLANG *

Vegeta now lay on the floor, twitching, with his hair flattened to his hair; Chi-Chi stood above him looking like the grim reaper.

Goten winced in sympathy, absently rubbing the back of his head. "Man, poor Vegeta. Good imitation of mom though." A voice whispered next to him. He turned sideways to see his older brother Gohan standing there with a fifteen-year-old Pan (earlier, on sight of her Trunks had run to the other side of the island as if Hades himself was after him) (PS: Now in English I'm studying Greek mythology and I'm doing a mural on Hades)

(A/N: I've arranged the ages differently to go with the story. The ages are like this: Pan, 15 Trunks, 19 Goten, 18 and Bra, 16. Uubu and Marron are already together and are aged 19 and 18)

"Well if only he'd learn to control his dark sarcasm when Grandma Chi is around he'd have no problems at all." Pan commented, looking at Trunks with a weird look in her eye. Goten noticed this look and shook his head. "Give it up Panny. You know that Trunks would rather be in a man's company than a woman's. You'll never get him." Pan looked at her uncle and scowled.

"What the hel- I mean heck are you talking about." Gohan looked at his daughter sternly, knowing what she was going to say. Pan continued, albeit nervously "I mean look at me."

Goten looked at her and saw a young woman with long legs, wide thighs, a slim waist, pert breast, and a pretty face.

"With this body and this face, I could turn any gay man straight, and that is what I'm going to do to MY Trunks." She said smugly

"Right and Master Roshi will cut off his life supply of porn." Said Bra, who had wondered over to the little group and had heard Pan's last sentence.

"Hardy-har-har Bra, but mock my words, one day your face is going to have a private conversation with my fist." Pan replied shaking said fist.

Before the two could continue arguing like two old ladies fighting over the last tube of denture cream at the super market, Trunks wondered over too curious. "Hey guys what are you talking about?"

"Oh, nothing Trunks--," "Excuse me, but can you tell us where the nearest city is?" a soft, though male, voice asked, interrupting Goten. As one they all turned and what they saw has several of them with their jaws hanging to the ground and at least three nosebleeds. (Goten, Trunks, and surprisingly Turtle) In front of them stood two young men with ridiculously long hair and least of sixteen years of age. The most noticeable thing about them was that they were naked……

"OH MY KAMI!" Chi-Chi screeched mouth hung open. They watch as the one with red hair nudged the one with brownish-blonde hair. "Hey Cody, what's a kami?" "Beats me."

Chi-Chi's shock soon turned to fury as she brought out her frying pan. Goten blinked disbelievingly, `Was that a ribbon round the pan's handle…' "How dare you interrupt our party!! And just when I had gotten my Goku to actually stop thinking about fighting!" she ranted as she took a threatening step towards the two boys, ribbon tied frying pan raised high……

TO BE CONTINUED…

A/N: I'm ssoooooooo sorry that his chapter was short. You have to understand I'm on a thing that all author's out there fear… THE DREADED WRITER'S BLOCK. And about the Turtle nosebleed thing… well I figured since Turtle is a sea animal and Cody and Junta are half fish… you know what mean. Well please review and give me some ideas on what to write in the next chapter, I'm totally stumped so don't expect any updates soon.

Ja ne!